Li Anyi groaned in pain, then woke up faintly, and his first reaction was to touch his forehead, followed by a sharp pain that made him almost burst into tears.

He is a programmer, just graduated for two years, and is currently working for a traditional Internet company, because the project will be launched tomorrow, so it is understandable to work overtime until the early hours of the morning.

He just got up from his workstation after correcting a fatal flaw BUG, and was about to make a cup of coffee to wake up, but he stepped on the pencil that I don't know which bastard fell on the ground, the pencil is round, and he stepped on it without any preparation, causing his feet to slip, and then in a panic, he slammed directly into the table in front of him, and his forehead hit the sharp corner of the table......

In such a situation, in addition to the injury on his forehead, he was still intact, Li Anyi couldn't help but cry out for luck.

So this is the hospital?

Li Anyi looked around thoughtfully, but he was suddenly stunned, and his face was extremely blank.

Is this a hospital? Hell, how can there be a hospital that looks like this, and everywhere you can see is woodwork, except for the very old tea cup on the square table, and even the windows are wooden...... The layout of the whole room looks a bit like the room in a costume TV series.

Looking at himself again, Li Anyi found that he was not wearing the T-shirt and jeans he was wearing in the morning, nor the hospital gown, but a very festive red wedding robe......

The afterglow inadvertently swept to a bronze mirror, although the bronze mirror was not very large, but it could still clearly reflect his face.

Li Anyi's heart suddenly thumped heavily, and he hurriedly grabbed the bronze mirror and shone it fiercely on his face, pinching it fiercely, and suddenly thundered like a thunderbolt, panicking.

The human face reflected in the bronze mirror is so strange!! It's not his face that has been worn for more than 20 years and is extremely familiar!

This unfamiliar, antique face, about sixteen or seventeen years old, is magnificent, the face is like jade, warm and bright, rich and handsome......

Li Anyi had to admit that this face was indeed much more handsome than his original face, and even he had an urge to be bent after seeing it too much...... Ahh

Pulling his face hard, the pain and reality were incomparable, which also made Li Anyi sure that this was not a dream, and Li Anyi's heart sank violently.

Looking at the door, Li Anyi got up directly from the bed, pushed the door, and wanted to go out to see what was going on!

As a result, he was stopped back.

......

Two hours later, Li Anyi had to accept a reality, and he crossed over ...... And now he is in a den of thieves called Wind Cliff Village.

According to his understanding in the past two hours, it was because the owner of the village here took a fancy to him, so he tied him up the mountain to be her minister of the village......

It's just that the current owner of the village doesn't seem to be in the village, and there is something that needs to be dealt with down the mountain, and he only comes back at night......

After figuring out the ins and outs of the matter, Li Anyi's heart slowly settled down, and he was even vaguely excited and expectant.

Although he has lived for more than 20 years, he has not had any girlfriends, which has to be said to be a failure, however, now, God actually sent him a wife, and this wife is still the owner of the bandits.

What does it mean to be a village owner? It means that as long as I follow her, even if I don't work in this life, I can still eat and drink without worrying, there are mountains, land and houses, haven't you seen such a big mountain? Don't you see so many houses?

This is the goal I have always dreamed of! With a house, a car and a wife, you don't have to work day and night!

No, the car is not there yet, but it doesn't matter, the carriage is also a car in the strict sense, and after a while, ask the thieves outside to get such a car for themselves, I think they will not refuse, because he is the boss of their village!

Night fell quickly, and in Li Anyi's great nervousness, the closed door was finally pushed open, and it was a bearded man with a half-bare chest, lush black chest hair, and drunken eyes, not the beautiful lady Li Anyi imagined.

What's the situation? Li Anyi was stunned for a moment.

"Baby, Uncle Ben is here!"

The first words spoken by the drunk man immediately made Li Anyi's hair stand up, and while speaking, the drunk man staggered towards the bed, looking at Li Anyi as if he had seen some peerless beauty.

, this bearded man is so drunk, he thinks he is a woman!

Looking at the drunk man who was getting closer and closer to him, Li Anyi didn't dare to hesitate any longer, and hurriedly shouted, emphasizing: "Big brother, wake up, wake up, I'm a man!" Male! Male! ”

Hearing this, the drunk man paused abruptly, and Li Anyi breathed a sigh of relief.

However, who knows, then the drunk slapped his head violently, and his eyes were shining: "Of course Uncle Ben knows that you are a man, and it is not uncommon for Uncle Ben to be not a man, you see how tender your face is, you have to pinch out the water, Uncle Ben loves it to death." ”

After saying that, he couldn't help but reach out to pinch Li Anyi's face.

Li Anyi was horrified and hurriedly dodged the drunkard's dirty big hands.

The drunk man was slightly stunned, and then cracked his mouth: "You hide, the more you hide from Uncle Ben, the more you like it." ”

O God! What kind of sin did I create in my last life, so that I could encounter such a pervert and such a tragic thing in my life!

Li Anyi's face was full of fear, and he only felt that the chrysanthemum shrank, "Don't come here, I'm your village owner's person, if you move me, your village owner will definitely not let you go." ”

In this case, in order to protect his chastity, Li Anyi had to move out of the so-called village owner, hoping to deter this perverted drunk.

But what he didn't expect was that the drunk man actually laughed: "Baby, didn't anyone tell you?" Uncle Ben is the owner of Fengya Village, be good, don't struggle, accept Uncle Ben's love. ”

At the same time as the voice fell, the drunk man seemed to be unable to hold back any longer, and directly opened his wide hands, like an eagle catching a chicken, and pounced on Li Anyi, Li Anyi was the chick, trembling, and there was nowhere to escape!

"Baby, I'm here, but I miss it."

"Ah, don't come here! Help me! ”

Just when Li Anyi was about to lose his chastity, the heavens seemed to hear his cry for help, and couldn't bear to suffer such a tragic suffering from our classmate Li Anyi, a female general with a spear suddenly broke into the door and pointed directly at the owner of Fengya Village.

"Bold thieves, you usually oppress the people, force the good to become prostitutes, do all kinds of evil, today is the time for you to die, look at the gun!"

The female general snorted, clenched the spear in her hand, and stabbed at the owner of Fengya Village.

The drunken man of Fengya Village was excited, and he woke up in an instant, and he didn't know where to take out a big knife, although his face was a little surprised, but he was not afraid at all, he shouted angrily, and greeted the female general with a long knife.

'Bell', in an instant, sparks splashed, in an instant, swords and swords, flying eaves and walls, dangers, galloping......

For a moment, Li Anyi was stunned, is this making a movie? No, this is more exaggerated than the movie, the thick square table only slightly blocked the female general's movements, and was actually shattered by her fluttering palm.

Originally, he was worried that this seemingly delicate female general was not the opponent of the muscular drunk, but now it seems that his worries are superfluous, the female general and the perverted village owner are not only on par, but even vaguely suppress the perverted village owner.

'Bang', I fixed my eyes and saw that the perverted village owner was kicked by the female general and flew more than ten meters, and the wooden window was hit by him into a big hole and disappeared into the dark night.

"Where to run!" , the female general jumped out of the big hole and followed closely.

"Hoo ......"

After a long time, Li Anyi finally came back to his senses, exhaled deeply, and suddenly felt that the strength of his whole body was drained by this breath, and the whole person collapsed on the bed.

His precious chastity was finally preserved!!

......

Pushing open the door lightly, Li Anyi found that there was already a mess outside, and the officials in official uniforms were fighting with the bandits, shouting killing, screaming, and calling for help in an endless stream, and no one noticed this side at all.

Don't run now, wait when!

After learning that the owner of the village who was worried about him was a rough and perverted man, not a delicate beautiful lady, Li Anyi's only thought now was to run, run as far as possible, and stay away from this dangerous den of bandits!

The sneaky Li Anyi was on the edge of the battlefield unconsciously, and just as he wanted to run out of the bandits' den in one go, a scolding voice suddenly sounded from behind, so frightened that Li Anyi's heart almost jumped out.

"That scholar of the Vultures, what are you doing!"

Li Anyi's first reaction was to run, running desperately with the strength of milk, and bursting out with the fastest speed in his life, like a BMW walking like a fly, riding in the dust!

The scar bandit was dumbfounded, he didn't expect this weak scholar to run so fast, if he had exploded at such a speed, he might not have been able to take him up the mountain and sacrifice him to the boss.

When he reacted, the weak scholar had already pulled away from him, which couldn't help but make the scar bandit angry and angry, and he also chased after him with all his strength.

"Don't run, wait for Lao Tzu to catch you, it will definitely make you look good!"

I don't know if it's because I'm too afraid of being caught and taken back as 'acceptable', Li Anyi doesn't feel the slightest tired, but his feet are like the wind, and the faster he runs.

Inadvertently glanced back, only to see a man with a long scar on his face chasing after him with a hideous face, which frightened Li Anyi's heart to jump suddenly, his feet were suddenly messed up, and he almost fell to the ground, so shocked that he quickly readjusted his pace and didn't dare to turn back.

"Huhuhu...... That scholar of the Vultures, don't run! ”

"Then don't chase me, if you don't chase me, you won't run."

“......”

Sensing that there seemed to be no movement behind him, Li Anyi took the time to look back, and was stunned, is he so obedient? If you don't chase, don't chase.

Scar's hands were supporting his knees, and the sweat as big as beans kept flowing down, as if he had just finished a tug-of-war with a big black bull, staring at Li Anyi with red eyes.

Shame, I think that he can't catch up with a weak scholar with iron bones, if he is passed out, won't others laugh at him to death, and he has no face to live in this world!

Damn, I knew that something like this would happen tonight, so I wouldn't have climbed into the bed of that slut today, so that all my energy was sprinkled on the belly of that slut girl, so that I couldn't run now.

Li Anyi finally saw the problem, and while breathing a sigh of relief, he didn't forget to look at him with disdain, and said mercilessly: "I said that you are blind and have such a burly figure, even I can't catch up, it's useless, I'm really sad for you, it's not easy for you to live until now." ”

"You..... Shut up! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu hacked you to death! The scar was full of hideousness, and the chest was furious, and he couldn't wait to go up and tear Li Anyi's articulate mouth, peel off his skin alive, and dry it on the bamboo pole for clothes.

What is sad, what is not easy to live until now, what is this saying, it is simply infuriating!

Knowing that the man with the scar is a golden and jade outwardly ruined goods, and now he can't do anything with him at all, Li Anyi is not afraid at all, and continues to taunt: "You chase, you are chasing, I am waiting for you here, promise not to run." ”

"Don't be arrogant!" , The scarred man's eyes erupted with raging fire, this was the first time in his life that he had been ridiculed and insulted like this, and he was also a scholar he had never looked down on, he was simply furious!

"I'm arrogant, what can you do", Li Anyi put his hands on his waist, looking quite unbelievable.

Seeing that the man with the scar just had an angry face and no superfluous movements, Li Anyi couldn't help but feel bored, but at the same time, he also realized that I was afraid that it would not be long before the strength of the man with the scar would recover, and it was time to withdraw.

"Bye-bye, I won't play with you", Li Anyi didn't dare to drag it any longer, turned around, and took a big step forward, but it was empty, and the smile on his face suddenly froze, no...... It wouldn't be so unlucky, would it?

"Ah......h

"Ahh

The Scar Bandit came to where Li Anyi was and spat at the pitch-black cliff below.