Chapter 1: Joey

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Queens, New York.

A bright morning.

Joey rubbed his sour eye sockets, then rolled over and reached for the notebook resting on the bedside.

I stared at the cover of the notebook for a moment, then slowly opened it.

[On September 11th, the first date with Alice, because of shyness, sent. (Summary: When getting along with American girls, don't be afraid when there are clear hints, otherwise you will be suspected of dysfunction by the other party.) )】

[On September 12th, on the baseball field, show your muscles, interact with the cheerleader Tina, due to lack of combat effectiveness, send. (Summary: When showing affection, you should pay attention to protective work, if there is a girl suitor present, you can't force it to pretend to be compared to, and it is easy to be beaten.) )】

[On September 13th, I invited Yolanda to watch a movie, but due to a mistake in judgment, I sent it. (Summary: Not every girl can be independent, at least don't propose the AA system when buying movie tickets, in addition, don't buy milk tea too hot, if there is an accident, the skin is easy to damage.) )】

[On September 14th, it was cloudy, and I secretly hid Emma's umbrella, and when I got out of school, I pretended to meet by chance, and because of my lack of IQ, I sent it. (Summary: Attention monitoring, attention monitoring, attention monitoring!! )】

[Cloudy ...... on September 15]

After reading it for a long time, Joey closed the diary called 'Battle Experience', and at this time, he was already a qualified fighter.

Except for the first 10 days due to inexperience, he was invincible and regained his lost honor for the next 80 days.

Alice, slash!

Tina, slash!

Yolanda, slash!

Rose, slash!

Countless strong enemies were slashed by Joey, and it turned out that it was not as difficult as he imagined.

Appearance, love words, and tickets, one of the three can be rampant.

If you have all three!

"Alice, what did you say? Tina is my girlfriend? What are you kidding, when will I have a girlfriend? You? Of course you're not, we're just normal friends......"

"Yolanda, you misunderstood, I pay attention to you, only for the appreciation of good things, as for further development? I'm sorry, but I don't deserve ......."

"Emma, you're a good girl, of course I like you, but I'm sick, very sick, and if I don't break up, I'm going to die......"

"Jennifer, is it Jennifer? Hey, hey!! Sorry, the signal on my side is not good, what's the matter, will you be talking about it in a few years? ”

Joey hid under the covers and shivered, and at some point the situation gradually spiraled out of control.

And the source of all this starts from three months ago.

On the day Joey turned 16, the system, which was 16 years late, suddenly went online.

This can make Joey excited, countless days and nights, he has not stopped punching Thanos and kicking Dormammu's dreams, although reality tells him again and again that even if you are a time-traveler, you can only be an ordinary person without a plug-in.

But Joey is not reconciled, just travel to other universes, but this is New York, no superpowers, are you embarrassed to go out and say hello to people?

Therefore, this hard-won opportunity, Joey decided to take advantage of it, even if he is now worth a little, and has a lot of shares in Stark, Osborne, Life Fund and many other multinational groups, it does not prevent him from continuing to dream of being a hero.

Let's not mention the lofty ideals, if one day you go out and are shocked to death by the aftermath of the battle between the strong, won't you be blind to the votes you have worked hard for many years?

So it's time to get stronger.

"Joey, aren't you going to a new school today, don't be late."

"Knowing Mom, I'll get up."

A kind female voice came from outside the door, Joey glanced at the time, quickly lifted the quilt, washed his face and brushed his teeth.

Maria. Palmer, Joey's mother in this world.

Before Joey was incapacitated, she was raised by Maria alone, and she paid a lot for it, and it was common for her to be looked down upon, so Joey respected this young mother who didn't look a few years older than him.

As for the father?

Joey hadn't seen it, but he had just heard Maria complain about it, as if he died suddenly due to an overdose, it didn't matter, Joey was a traverser, and he wouldn't have any childhood shadows because of this little thing.

Having said that, I don't know if it's because of hormones, Joey always feels that his behavior is a little childish, such as when he was a few years old, he liked to stick to Maria, and even rolled around and begged the other party to take a bath and sleep with me, but it was also good, and he found his original intention.

"Joey, have you been hiding something from me lately?"

At the dinner table, Maria played with her blonde hair, pretending to be casual.

"No, every day except for classes is to play ball, what can I hide from you?"

"But you've often come home late these months." Maria's eyes were wary.

"But didn't I come back in the end? Maria, don't be suspicious, it's normal to just go to meetings once in a while. ”

"Parties? Well, maybe I'm thinking too much. Joey, it's not that your mother wants to take care of you, it's just that I'm a little worried that you'll be cheated. ”

Maria breathed a sigh of relief, and politely handed the sandwich on the plate to Joey: "Now your energy should be focused on studying, girls will have it sooner or later, and when you enter the society, you will find that the green little apple is so tasteless." ”

As long as it's an apple, I love it.

Click, Joey swallowed the sandwich in two or three bites, and said vaguely, "Got it, Maria, if you continue to be long-winded, you will really be a woman." ”

"Who are women! I'm only 18 years old, okay, stinky boy, I'll give you another chance! ”.

"Okay, then, beautiful girl, please clean the plates."

After a moment of frolicking, Maria handed Joey the ironed coat and waved goodbye to him with a fragrant kiss.

From time to time, he muttered that Joey had grown up, and if he had a girlfriend, he must say such things to his mother.

Girlfriend?

Joey shook his head, he didn't have a girlfriend, he just cared about his classmates, so he must have other intentions?

The girl doesn't have new clothes and feels distressed, shouldn't she buy them for her?

Don't have time for breakfast, she's hungry, shouldn't you give her the extra one you bought?

When you are sad and painful, shouldn't you be patient and comforting and send blessings?

As a result, the act of kindness was misunderstood by the outside world, and Joey expressed helplessness.

Rose, Yolanda, Jennifer, Emma, Alice, Tina, Isabel, Jesse......

What's the other name?

Opening the door and walking to the garage, Joey pondered that the image of a girl was about to emerge.

"Joey, you stop for me!!"

Right! That's the sound! It's this girl with brown hair who is blocking in front of the Kuqa door, as if she has come to catch rape.

Remember, her name is Jessica. Jones.

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