Chapter 6: Chief Hairstylist
"No, I'm sorry, I was thinking about things just now." Seeing Lu Yi holding a bowl of chili sauce that had been squeezed to the brim, Wu Liuqi hurriedly apologized.
"Forget it, I won't eat this offal." Lu Yi casually threw the offal aside, and said with a black line on his face.
"Throwing garbage everywhere is a fine of five hundred." Just threw it down for a second, Chen Bo suddenly appeared.
Lu Yi: "......"
In desperation, Lu Yi took out a 500 yuan bill and gave it to Uncle Chen.
Whether it's true or not, I can't guarantee it.
……
……
"Then you say, what is my past?" After Uncle Chen left, Wu Liuqi hurriedly asked.
Lu Yi pondered for a while, and said two words lightly: "Assassin." ”
Assassin?!
As soon as these words came out, Ji Dabao on the side was stunned for a moment.
At first, Ji Dabao thought that the Ah Qi he picked up was just picking up a "garbage" with no memory, but when he heard that it was an assassin, he suddenly found that what he picked up was a treasure!
What an assassin is, Chicken Da Bao Ke knows very well.
There are two types of assassins, one is trained by the state, has specialized weapons and combat missions, and is also called an agent.
The other is composed of folk masters, who do not have a unified task and mechanism, take money to do things, do not ask the reason, do not ask whether it is right or wrong, and never interfere outside the task.
Among them, the Xuanwu Kingdom has the strongest assassin organization in the world, and the top seven on the assassin list are all assassins of the Xuanwu Kingdom.
Of course, the higher the ranking of the assassins, the higher the charge.
Ji Dabao also had a dream of wanting to be an assassin, but when he registered, the system said that he couldn't recognize faces, and then he was rejected.
This can be regarded as an insurmountable wound in Ji Dabao's heart.
If the boy next to him was an assassin in the past, why not let him be an assassin?
In this way, he can repay the medical expenses that he owes the miracle doctor 1 million.
This idea works!
So, Ji Dabao came to Lu Yi's side and gently rubbed Lu Yi's trouser leg.
"Dabao, what are you doing here?" Looking at this wave of chicken Dabao's operation. Wu Liuqi looked confused.
"Come on, distinguished guest, let's sit down and talk slowly." Ji Dabao pulled Lu Yi and Wu Liuqi and sat on the ground on the side of the road.
"What else?" Lu Yi pretended not to know and asked.
"You say, the assassin before Ah Qi's amnesia was very powerful?" Ji Dabao asked.
"yes, am I amazing?" Wu Liuqi also asked expectantly.
Lu Yi looked Wu Liuqi up and down, and then sighed.
"What's wrong? Could it be that Ah Qi was also a scum before he lost his memory? Ji Dabao suddenly asked worriedly.
"Dabao, why do you use 'also'?" Wu Liuqi's face was black.
"No, before you lost your memory, you were the second assassin on the assassin list, and you are very powerful, and the mention of your name will make people daunting." Lu Yi said calmly.
"Second on the leaderboard?!" Ji Dabao flew up directly excitedly.
"Hey, people are talking about me, are you excited?"
"Nothing, nothing."
"Then do you know why I have amnesia?" Wu Liuqi asked again.
Lu Yi shook his head and said he didn't know.
In fact, Lu Yi knew that Wu Liuqi had amnesia because of the woman he wanted to protect.
Faced with the round-up of the Assassin Alliance, Qi protected the woman in white behind him.
"I'm going to take her away today, I see that you dare to stop me!" In the face of the round-up of the assassins, there was only calm and endless killing intent in Qi's eyes.
The people of the Assassin League looked at Qi who was almost crazy, and they didn't dare to approach one by one.
However, at that critical moment, the woman he was guarding stabbed him in the back!
Qi doesn't understand why this is.
But from the woman's eyes, he read the deception......
Qi fell into the sea and drifted all the way to Chicken Island.
Then he was picked up by Ji Dabao, and after losing his memory, he became like this.
If "Qi" is a large number, "Ah Qi" at this time is a small number that has forgotten the large password and can only be re-practiced in desperation.
But Lu Yi didn't tell the somewhat "stupid" Ah Qi in front of him about these things.
Because there are some things that he needs to slowly appreciate and recall.
Seeing that Lu Yi didn't know the reason for his amnesia, Wu Liuqi's face was a little more lonely.
"Ah Qi, let's be assassins!" At this time, Ji Dabao suddenly shouted.
"Assassins? But now I can only play with scissors, how can I kill someone? Wu Liuqi said with some embarrassment.
"Eh, don't you want to make money to go to Stan? There is extremely advanced medical equipment that will definitely cure your amnesia. Ji Dabao said again.
"But we need to make enough money."
"A million!"
"A million?!"
Seeing Ah Qi's surprised look, Ji Dabao grabbed the corner of Wu Liuqi's clothes, and shouted in an almost hoarse voice: "Do you think that I let you make money so that you can buy me a luxury car, a luxury house, and play with hens?!" ”
"Isn't it?"
Chicken Dabao: "......"
"Forget it, Ah Qi, you think, how good it is to be an assassin, with a high salary, good benefits, and year-end bonuses and benefits for traveling abroad." Ji Dabao persuaded again.
"But that's what you said when you were selling offal."
Chicken Dabao: "......"
"Ah Qi, why don't you just listen to Dabao, since your predecessor was an assassin, then doing this industry, maybe you will recall what happened to you before." Lu Yi persuaded on the side.
Saying this, Wu Liuqi thought about it carefully, and it seemed to be the same thing.
"But I can only play with scissors, can I use scissors to kill people?"
"That's right, from now on, you have a new name - Scissor Assassin!" Ji Dabao stood up fiercely, pointed at Wu Liuqi, and said loudly.
"Hey, boss, get some offal." At this time, by the side of the car, there was the voice of a primary school student with a comb on his hair.
"Okay, right away!"
"Let's go home and eat oxtail!"
As soon as Ah Qi's words fell, Ji Dabao flew and knocked the elementary school student away!
"Dabao, we finally had a guest, and you coaxed them away, is this really good?!" Wu Liuqi said with a little dissatisfaction.
"Actually, if you can only play scissors, you can also change careers." Lu Yi stood up, took Wu Liuqi's scissors, and said with a smile.
"A different career? Do? ”
"As we all know, the assassin industry is very hidden, so you need to cover it up with an ordinary profession, since you can only play scissors, you can choose - hairstylist!" In the last three words, Lu Yi's decibel was a little bigger.
"Hairstylist?"
"That's right, the Dabao J hair salon next to my fish shop has been taken down by me, where can you use it, you only need to give me a free haircut every month, how about it, do you want to do it?" Lu Yi said a word to Ji Dabao.
"This ...... Let me think about it. Wu Liuqi said with some hesitation.
"Alright, deal!" Ji Dabao hurriedly responded.
"Well, I've even figured out your advertising slogan."
"What advertising words?"
"I am the strongest hairstylist on this island, the best at cutting air bangs, has been loved by the villagers with high-quality service and affordable prices, washing, cutting and blowing fifteen, pure cutting five yuan, two people together, one person free."
"I am, chief hairstylist Wu Liuqi!"