Chapter 12: My Tintin
It turned out that Wu Liuqi directly used Gaiba eggs to turn into the appearance of a female blue-feathered chicken, "lusting" the chicken Dabao.
Lu Yi looked at the two "chickens" in front of him on the side, and unexpectedly left a strange saliva.
Why, suddenly there is an urge to eat roast chicken?
"Boss, let's have a white cut chicken!" Lu Yi shouted.
Ji Dabao: "??? ”
Thank you, there is an offense.
"By the way, Dabao, what are the necessary skills for assassins?" Wu Liuqi returned to his original state and asked curiously.
"I'll take a look......"
Ji Dabao opened the "Assassin's Quick Method" and continued to check.
"There it is! Ah Qi, the second essential skill of an assassin is to kill with one hit! ”
"One hit?"
At this time, the muscular man came over with a plate of white-cut chicken.
"Guest, the white cut chicken you wanted." The muscular man said with a smile.
"That's right, we can practice with this plate of white-cut chicken!" Lu Yi suddenly proposed.
"How do you practice this?" Wu Liuqi asked curiously.
"It's simple." Lu Yi smiled slightly, put the two chicken wings in the bowl into the empty bowl next to him, and then poured the cola soda into the bowl.
As soon as his mind moved, a blue flame erupted from his palm.
"Wow, Monkey Sailei!" Ji Dabao said with a chicken face.
"This is what I got when I was exploring, what is it called, what kind of fire, the flame is not big, and I usually fry an egg to eat." Lu Yi said lightly.
Egg?
I don't know why, Ji Dabao silently covered his crotch......
Then, Lu Yi put the bowl in his hand, turned the flame to the maximum, and the tongue of fire kept licking the bottom of the bowl, and soon, the soda in the bowl continued to bubble, making a gurgling sound.
It looks a bit like Coke chicken wings, but it's not.
"No, now it's okay!" Lu Yi said with a smile.
"This, how to practice?" Wu Liuqi asked a little puzzled.
"The chicken wings are in the bowl, and because of the bubbles, they are undulating up and down, and they are very unstable. And because the wings themselves are relatively smooth, they are difficult to clamp, so why don't you practice how to hit the wings with a precise blow, which can also be regarded as a contact assassin skill. Lu Yi explained.
"That's right." Wu Liuqi nodded.
"Come, Ah Qi, I'll help you practice." Ji Dabao said suddenly.
"But didn't you say you wouldn't eat chicken?"
"Looks like it tastes good."
Wu Liuqi: "......"
"OK, let's get started." Lu Yi said.
"Ah Qi, see the right time, you have to be careful." Ji Dabao's voice was full of threat.
As soon as the chicken wings went up and down, every float touched the hearts of the two of them.
"It's now!" Wu Liuqi shouted, the chopsticks in his hand swirled, and then quickly slammed in the direction of the chicken wings!
However, the moment the chopsticks caught the chicken wings, the whole bowl suddenly shook violently!
The Coke in the bowl was flipped into the air!
And the chicken wings, along with the coke, left the bowl and went into the air!
Then, another leaf flew through it, like a magic carpet, and caught the chicken wings, which made a sharp turn and rushed in the opposite direction!
Ahh
Impartially, when the leaf was an inch away in front of Lu Yi's mouth, it lost power, and because of inertia, the chicken wings flew into Lu Yi's mouth......
Boom, boom.
"It tastes good." Lu Yi chewed with relish, and gave a thumbs up.
Lu Yi's operation was completely stunned by Wu Liuqi and Ji Dabao.
Depend on!
What happened?
What about Grandpa Newton?!
"Ahem, in fact, killing with one blow or something, you need to practice slowly, come, let's move on to the next step." Ji Dabao cleared his throat and said a little embarrassed.
This is special, I was going to give Ah Qixiu a handful, but I was robbed directly......
"The next essential skill, as an assassin, he is always surrounded by all kinds of dangers, so when the mission is over, it is necessary to learn to escape from the scene." Ji Dabao said again.
Then, Ji Dabao took out a small round green chicken from the crotch of his pants.
"What is this?" Wu Liuqi asked curiously.
"This is a speedy little flying chicken! You don't look at it like a chicken, but it's not an ordinary chicken, it's a flying chicken! Ji Dabao put the little flying chicken on the ground and said.
"But, looking at its round appearance, it doesn't look like it flies." Wu Liuqi gently patted the little flying chicken and said indifferently.
But, the next moment, it seemed as if something had caught its own ......
Then, Wu Liuqi suddenly felt the blood flow backwards, and the whole person stood upside down.
Seeing the appearance of Xiao Feiji grabbing Wu Liuqi and leaving, Ji Dabao was moved to tears.
Great, that's how the little flying chicken caught himself at the beginning.
Now that I finally have company, too, it's so cool!
"Pretty boy, that, Ah Qi was taken away by Xiao Feiji, I'm going to find him." Ji Dabao turned around and said with an apologetic look.
Lu Yi had already guessed Ji Dabao's thoughts, didn't he just want to pay without paying, how big it was.
"Okay, you go, I'll pay for the money." Lu Yi said, picking up a piece of chicken and said.
"I, I didn't mean that, how to say that I initiated this meal, I'll settle the bill!" Ji Dabao hurriedly said.
After so many years in human society, some basic people are sophisticated, and Ji Dabao still understands it well.
Whenever the bill is checked, everyone will compete with each other to settle the bill for the sake of face, but in fact, everyone thinks about the other party paying.
After waiting for a while, the last one who rushed to pay the bill was lucky and became the father of the gold owner this time.
Ji Dabao thought in his heart that after he said this, the other party would definitely say that he paid the bill, so he pretended to be embarrassed and said.
"Oh, that's embarrassing, since you want to pay the bill, it's up to you."
In this way, if you have favors, you don't have to pay the bills yourself, how good!
"Okay, you can pay it, I won't rob you." Lu Yi said with a nonchalant expression.
Ji Dabao: "??? ”
Playing cards for Mao out of common sense?
Lu Yi saw Ji Dabao's embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Otherwise, I'll pay for you this time, just remember to pay me back." ”
"That's it, that's fine......" Ji Dabao said embarrassedly and turned to leave.
Lu Yi looked at the direction where Ji Dabao and Wu Liuqi left, and shook his head helplessly......
At this time, Lu Yi suddenly felt a little abnormal behind him, and his brows furrowed, but in an instant, he was relieved.
The next moment, a plum blossom short knife was coldly placed on Lu Yi's neck, and a woman's voice came from behind Lu Yi: "How can you have the token of the assassin organization?" ”