Chapter 27: It's Ugly
Lin Kite held the snake in his hand and shook it at the camera a few times, "Lunch at noon today." ”
Director Qu staggered to his feet at this time, and he finally knew why these people were hiding.
He was now wishing to see how far away he was from Lin Kite.
Lin Xuan looked at the snake in Lin Kite's hand and was frightened, and felt that her hairs stood upside down.
Real snakes are cold and sticky to the touch, and people like them have a hard time telling if they're venomous.
People are afraid of what they don't know, and Lin Kite can understand why they are afraid.
It's just that the snake meat is really fragrant.
"Sister Kite, what else have you caught here?" Xian Shengxin had the living example of Qu Dao here, and he didn't dare to act rashly.
Lin Kite glanced at the back basket, "There are also some wild vegetables or something, oh yes, there are also bird eggs and a rabbit." ”
As he spoke, Lin Kite grabbed a wild rabbit from the bottom of the back basket, and the rabbit kept struggling with Lin Kite on its hind legs.
The snake was placed on the top layer, and the rabbit was pressed at the bottom, so it was also considered unlucky for Qu Dao just now to touch the snake.
Director Qu stared at the fluttering rabbit in Lin Kite's hand, with a complicated expression, "It's so ugly." ”
Rabbit: "??? "Why do you still attack with a rabbit body?
The corners of Lin Kite's mouth twitched, looking at the rabbit in his hand, it was not ugly, it was very cute.
It's a little intricate with a long coat, a large area of brown and gray, mixed with a few locks of white hair, and the eyes are black like grapes.
[Director Qu should first see what he looks like, and then talk about the ugliness of the rabbit. 】
[Laugh at me, why do you still have the appearance of an attacking rabbit.] 】
[This is indeed a hare, such as Dan Lin Kite takes out a white-haired and red-eyed rabbit, I may suspect that it is a show by the program team. 】
[Indeed, growing up in the countryside, there used to be a lot of hares in the field, and the one in Lin Kite's hand is a pure blooded hare, and it can't be wrong. 】
Lin Xuan stared at the rabbit in Lin Kite's arms at this time, and said with some hesitation, "Sister Lin Kite, why don't you let it go, it looks so pitiful and lonely." ”
Lin Kite's face immediately sank, she didn't have the habit of being a virgin.
Not only do she want to eat it today, but she also wants half of the braised spicy and spicy ones.
Suddenly, I saw Lin Kite sketch a smile with a perfect arc, "It's okay to eat in my stomach, and I'm not lonely." ”
"How can you do this, it's also a life." Lin Xuan quickly made an expression of almost crying, "It's still so small, Sister Lin Yuan, you let it go, it also has relatives, and its family will be worried." ”
Lin Kite: "??? ”
What kind of breed of cerebral palsy is this to speak.
"Okay." Lin Yuan bowed slightly, "I think what you said makes sense." ”
Lin Xuan's face was overjoyed, and she hurriedly stepped forward to pick up the rabbit in Lin Kite's hand.
Who knew that Lin Yuan held the rabbit's hand and shrank back, and looked at Lin Xuan vigilantly: "What are you doing?" ”
Lin Xuan looked at Lin Yuan with a somewhat stunned expression: "Release it......"
"Who told you I was going to release you?" Lin Yuan raised her eyebrows and asked.
Now I can't figure it out for someone else, what does Lin Kite want to do?
"Sister, what do you mean by that?" Lin Xuan, who was disgraced, was a little embarrassed on her face, and she almost couldn't put on this layer of disguise.
Kite: "I mean, I'll find its family and let them go to my belly to reunite." ”
Everyone: "......"
There was an eerie silence.
Lin Xuan's expression was suffocated, and she was speechless by Lin Kite's natural expression.
She couldn't get off the stage, her eyes were full of tears, and she looked at everyone helplessly, her eyes were a little more innocent than the rabbit in Lin Kite's hand.
Lin Xuan's eyes were red, and she scolded on the barrage.
[Lin Yuan is sick, didn't you see Xuanxuan almost crying? ] Don't know let her? 】
[It's just a rabbit, so Xuanxuan can't get off the stage like this. 】
[If you want me to say just let it go, Lin Kite is very vicious, does this rabbit have to eat it? ] 】
[Get out of here, one by one, the Virgin is sick, isn't it? The dean of Notre Dame has to be honored as a patriarch's milk, why can't the rabbits in the wild be eaten, when you eat chickens, ducks and fish, you eat more than anyone else, but now it is loaded, lenient to yourself and strict with others? 】
[That is, don't be so double-standard, can't I, if I eat a meat, will I also make a sacrifice for it, put an incense burner and insert incense sticks to make offerings? ] 】
The flower messenger arrived late.
Jiang Xiannian couldn't see the beauty crying, so he became a bird.
"Lin Kite, let it go, Sister Xuan will be sad, she likes small animals more." Jiang Xiannian tried to understand the reason, "You don't want her to be sad about this matter, not to mention that your food is enough, how about I spend money to buy this rabbit?" ”
"Okay, 10 million each." Lin Yuan nodded.
If they are willing to pay for it, it is not impossible to sell it to them.
"Lin Kite!" Jiang Xiannian was almost collapsed by Lin Kite.
Song Xiyu stood in front of Lin Kite: "Little Kite's things, you don't have the right to call the shots." ”
"Sister Lin Kite, it's so pitiful, can't you really let it go?" Lin Xuan hesitated to speak.
"I said 10 million for you." Lin Yuan doesn't have to look at the barrage now to know that she is all scolding her, but what does it matter, she doesn't care.
Lin Xuan's homeopathic pearl-sized teardrops fell down as if the thread had been broken, and she cried directly.
"Sister Lin Yuan, you can give it to her, you will be scolded in a while." Xian Shengxin avoided the camera and leaned over to whisper.
"Okay, I'll divide her half." The forest kite does not enter the oil and salt at all.
Xian Shengxin gave up persuading her.
"Lin Kite, can't you see that everyone is angry with you and crying?" Jiang Xiannian shouted angrily, "Hurry up and apologize!" ”
Lin Kite: "Get out." ”
"Iris, you really can't apologize, Xuanxuan is crying." Director Qu said with a headache.
Lin Kite: "You get out too." ”
Seeing that the persuasion was fruitless, Jiang Xiannian planned to rob it directly in front of the camera.
Lin Yuan quickly threw the snake directly on Jiang Xiannian's body, the cold touch made Jiang Xiannian tremble, and the little snake hovered around Jiang Xiannian's neck, making him scream in fright.
Jiang Xiannian directly danced a thunderbolt laser dance in front of the national audience, jumping up and down.
"Ahh Lin Kite, take it down for me! ”
"What are you looking for, come up and help!"
Jiang Xiannian yelled at the staff in a fit of rage, but no one had caught this thing, and if they were bitten, it would be more than worth the loss.
Lin Yuan ignored him, turned around and went to the kitchen directly, she didn't have time to waste.
After arriving at the kitchen, Lin Yuan took up the knife and disposed of the rabbit cleanly, and the peeled skin went out directly to the onlookers to the villagers.
This thing is also a treasure, although she doesn't know what it is for, but it must be useful to these villagers.
When Lin Yuan came back, the others were also busy, and the snake on Jiang Xiannian's body was torn off by the staff and thrown in the pickle jar to avoid climbing out.
Lin Xuan was still crying in the courtyard at this time, and after Lin Yuan saw her, she said comfortingly, "If you like me so much, I will divide half of you in a while." ”
There is nothing more murderous than this.
After speaking, Lin Yuan turned around and entered the kitchen, and when she walked to the kitchen door, she turned around and kindly reminded: "By the way, it's already twelve o'clock, and it's too late for you to cook anymore." ”