At ten o'clock in the evening, Xiao Yizhou's parents had already gone back to sleep, and he was still sitting on the sofa in the living room to sort out the books he had brought back.

Suddenly, the phone rang very suddenly.

Xiao Yizhou thought that the hospital was looking for his parents, turned his head and glanced at his parents' bedroom, and then moved over and picked up the microphone--

"Hello?"

"Old Xiao, I've kissed you."

Xiao Yizhou: "." The efficiency was quite fast, which surprised him even more.

He turned his head to look at the time, and then said, "Congratulations, how do you feel?" ”

"My face hurts, maybe a little swollen." Isn't it swollen when you catch it and hit it?

Xiao Yizhou was shocked, "Shen Lan is so fierce? Are they all swollen? ”

He Wenjie: "."

He suddenly couldn't open his mouth and said that he had been beaten.

He didn't say anything, Xiao Yizhou thought he was embarrassed, isn't his mother usually quite thick-skinned? Why is this still hypocritical?

He snorted softly and asked, "Is the relationship now confirmed?" She agreed right away, right? ”

As soon as he said this, He Wenjie couldn't continue to be silent, thinking of the kick that Shen Lan kicked him before going upstairs, and warned viciously, "Today's incident should not have happened, if you dare to mention a word in the future, be careful that I beat you flat." ”

Damn, this is not the same as what Xiao Yizhou said.

Also sure, sure fart!

Xiao Yizhou also wondered, he was very experienced in this area, not to mention that he had practiced it personally, why couldn't he go to him?

What went wrong?

"Tell me from the beginning, how do you do that? Let's go into details. ”

How can this be said, but also in detail. Damn, you're going to tell me more when you're in the cave?

He Wenjie complained in his heart, but his face twisted and said, "That's it, didn't she drink two bottles of beer at night?" She fell asleep when I dropped her off."

"What the did you steal?" Xiao Yizhou was shocked again, and interrupted without waiting for He Wenjie to finish speaking, "You're not afraid that Shen Lan will wake up and beat you?" It's fat. ”

It's been beaten, okay.

He Wenjie will be relieved, he can't tell Xiao Yizhou that it was Shen Lan who took the initiative at the beginning, although she was unconscious at the time, but the unconscious initiative was also active.

He just questioned Xiao Yizhou's suggestion at the beginning, "You told me that you can determine the relationship as long as you kiss her, yes, it doesn't matter if she falls asleep and I kiss her, and I should be beaten when I wake up with a kiss." But, how do you guarantee that she won't beat me up if I kiss her while she's sober? That's not a beating. ”

And there is a possibility that you may not be able to kiss it.

No, it's absolutely not.

Xiao Yizhou was also silent at this time, the only thing he knew about girls was Lin Baoyue, he was very flustered before the start of college, afraid that Lin Baoyue would be too popular after entering the university, and he would not be considered again.

So at that time, his pro-Lin Baoyue was also an impulse in his brain and a subconscious action.

I don't know why, he always feels that if he doesn't express his heart to her in advance, he is likely to lose her forever in the future.

After kissing him, he was also very nervous, and he was afraid that Lin Baoyue would refuse or slap him, or say something cruel like not being friends in the future.

In short, his brain was messed up at that time, and all thoughts were drilled into it, contradicting each other and pulling each other, but his mouth was not controlled by his brain, and he kissed it directly.

fortunately

He had been glad that he had made this move countless times, otherwise he might have to work hard to make her his girlfriend in the future.

All his guidance to He Wenjie is really based on his own personal experience, and his mouth can't say, so can't it be represented by action?

"Are you okay tomorrow? It's okay to meet, let's discuss it again. ”

He Wenjie couldn't hear Xiao Yizhou's voice, so he knew that he didn't have any tricks, too, in addition to using his mind on studying, the rest was all used on Lin Baoyue.

But not all girls have the same personality as Lin Baoyue.

What's more, the two of them are going in both directions, they are interested in each other, and there is no misunderstanding in the middle, and the relationship is naturally determined.

Which is like him, like his mother Tang Seng learned the scriptures, he went through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties to know what he really wanted, and then the problem came, he had already hurt the scriptures he wanted to take, and now he is extremely resistant to him, and it is very likely that one will be taken away by others without paying attention.

I'm sorry for him.

Xiao Yizhou continued to come up with ideas, "Why don't you call Shen Lan out tomorrow, and you two will make it clear in person." ”

Although He Wenjie did not disclose the details, Xiao Yizhou felt that Shen Lan already knew that she had been kissed, and it was very likely that she would return. He suddenly remembered what He Wenjie said at the beginning, his face was sore and swollen.

Xiao Yizhou was suddenly happy, his feelings were swollen, he was not kissed, he was beaten.

Sure enough, I listened to He Wenjie say, "It's better not to do it, she said that kissing doesn't count, so I don't want to mention it in the future." If you look for her tomorrow, it's only been one night, and she hasn't been angry, what if she beats me again? ”

Beat you up again?

Xiao Yizhou couldn't help laughing, I really want to ask how many times have you been beaten by Shen Lan in total? Why are you still beating more and more brave? If that's the case, then why are you afraid?

However, in order not to hit his good brother, he thought about it and comforted him tactfully, "Why don't we think about it differently, just think about it as beating, scolding, and love?" Maybe she's struggling with it now, if you don't look for her, maybe she'll think you're not responsible, and then what could have been possible for the two of you will become impossible. Otherwise, I'll call her tomorrow to ask her, and we'll meet before she arrives, discuss what to do, and when she arrives, you'll see what you're going to do. ”

Is it pain or scolding?

I went, why didn't I think of this?

At this moment, He Wenjie's eyes were bright and bright, as if he had discovered something terrible, and then he remembered the face and butt that was kicked by Shen Lan, it didn't hurt anymore.

It doesn't hurt at all.

Also, she might be entangled?

Thinking of the sweet kiss in the car, He Wenjie instantly believed what his good brother said.

Well, maybe she'll struggle to sleep tonight.

And Xiao Yizhou on the other side continued, "In the past, if I made Lin Baoyue unhappy, even if she ignored me at night, I would go to her dormitory early the next day to wait for her." For the sake of my sincerity, that little contradiction and dispute will soon pass. Do you know what this means? It shows that if there is a problem, it must be solved, and it cannot be left alone. So even if she beats you up tonight, you can't help but look for her, if you don't, then you two are really finished. ”

It makes sense, if Shen Lan struggled for one night, and the next day found that I had left her dry, no matter what, it was estimated that she would be disappointed in her heart, and then swore that she would never pay attention to me again for the rest of her life.

Tsk, how do you do that?

He Wenjie accepted Xiao Yizhou's suggestion and decided to make an appointment with Shen Lan the next day.

At the same time, after returning home, Shen Lan went to bed immediately after returning home for a simple wash, and in less than three minutes, there was even breathing under the quilt, and the person had already fallen asleep, and there was no dream all night, and he slept directly until he woke up naturally the next day.

And about the kiss in the car the night before, she had forgotten.

When she received Xiao Yizhou's call, Shen Lan was having breakfast.

Hearing that she was asked to go to dinner together at noon, Shen Lan thought that Lin Baoyue would also go, otherwise how could Xiao Yizhou call her and ask her out?

Are you kidding.