Xiao Yizhou got out of a Land Rover with a long body, wearing a navy blue suit that fit his body, his hair was specially groomed, and he looked even more handsome than usual.

Behind him, Hulala followed a group of handsome young men who were also wearing suits, and with the sound of firecrackers, everyone happily hugged Xiao Yizhou and walked to Lin's house.

But as soon as he reached the staircase, he was stopped.

It was Li Xu and Chen Yuze who stopped them.

Li Xu was just admitted to university this year, and it is a very famous 985 university in Zhejiang Province, but Lin Baoyue's uncle and aunt were very happy, and she called Lin Baoyue as soon as she received the notice, thanking her for sending information and guidance to Li Xu in the past three years.

In fact, Li Xu was also self-competitive, and after his grades came up, he found the joy of learning, and doing test papers was not as boring as before, so his grades were getting better and better, and he remained in the top five of his grade by the third year of high school.

Lin Baoyue got married, and Li Xu, the cousin, asked for leave and rushed back.

Because Chen Yuze has always been regarded as a younger brother by Lin Baoyue, he also took the initiative to take on the task of stopping people.

Xiao Yizhou slapped the prepared red envelope into the hands of his two younger brothers, and He Wenjie and Zheng Tao, who followed behind, hurriedly stepped forward, hugged one shoulder, and forcibly squeezed out the empty space in the middle.

The two teenagers were helplessly controlled on either side, and Kidd stomped his feet.

Li Xu had an idea, and shouted at the two people standing at the door, "Fang Deng, Brother Lin Chen, it's up to you." ”

Yes, at the door further inside, it was Fang Deng and Lin Chen who were blocked there like the door gods.

The brothers looked at each other, both of them were a little helpless, but the two of you also lasted five minutes, but as a result, they were washed down in less than three minutes.

Fortunately, Lin Chen and Fang Deng are both above 1.8 meters tall, and Lin Chen has some fists and feet, which is not something that Xiao Yizhou and a few people can easily squeeze away.

Luo Yan is old, and it is impossible to block the door at the door like the two younger brothers, but although he does not block it, he and Ming Zhenyuan stand behind the two of them gloating and watching a good show, and occasionally help them ask some tricky and difficult questions.

For example, Lin Baoyue has been sitting for a long time, and when he gets up, do he like to lift his left foot or his right foot first?

How long does it take to brush your teeth in the morning and evening?

What color umbrella do you like to wear when it rains?

Xiao Yizhou was calm and calm, answering one by one, without even hitting a stumble in the middle, and his serious appearance made the onlookers think that what he said was true.

In fact, he himself complained in his heart, do you know the answer to the question you asked yourself?

And he has been with Lin Baoyue for four years, even if it is those casual and casual actions, as long as he has the heart, he can still remember it.

For example, if she has been sitting for a long time, she will stretch her legs before standing up, and then get up and shake her legs together. But even if Lin Baoyue didn't pay attention to this point himself, it is estimated that he can remember it.

As for brushing teeth, who has enough to eat and watch the time of brushing?

But it's true that she brushes her teeth very carefully, so it takes a little longer to do so.

What color umbrella to wear when it rains? Whatever color she has on her hand, she doesn't pay attention to this. And the umbrella at home is still bought by him, one blue and the other black. So the answer he gave was blue.

Luo Yan didn't care about the answer, he just joined in the fun, but seeing Xiao Yizhou's answer quickly and smoothly, he couldn't help but be stunned, and at the same time wondered in his heart, is what this guy said true or nonsense?

It always felt like something was wrong.

But no matter if it's right or not, in short, if you ask anyone and answer anything, that fluent look can't wait to answer.

In the end, Xiao Yizhou gave Lin Chen and Fang Deng a red envelope, Ming Zhenyuan felt that it was not a problem to be so blocked, and seeing that the time was about the same, he let them in.

But when I entered this gate, the bedroom door was blocked by a group of girls.

Xiao Yizhou looked at Shen Lan helplessly and asked, "How can you let me go?" ”

As he spoke, he turned his head and glanced at He Wenjie, the other party hurriedly took out a handful of red envelopes and sent them over one by one, shouting while returning them, "Young ladies, it's good, it's almost good, don't miss the good day." ”

But everyone didn't eat him at all, Shen Lan even raised her chin proudly with her arms in her arms, and said to Xiao Yizhou, "Let you pass so easily, then wouldn't we be blocked in vain?" Xiao Yizhou, as an old classmate, I will give you a face today, let's sing a love song first, and we will consider letting you go if you are qualified. ”

"Yes, sing love songs."

"One is not enough, two songs."

The smile on Xiao Yizhou's face froze, what did this group of aunts and grandmothers ask for badly, and let him sing?

Liang Hao, who was following behind, couldn't help laughing, others didn't know how Xiao Yizhou was singing, but he knew it.

If you don't deliberately practice for a few days and take out a random song, this guy will definitely go out of tune when he opens his mouth.

Shen Lan discussed with Deng Weiwei next to him, turned his head and said, "Just sing 'You are the wind, I am the sand'." ”

Xiao Yizhou:

God's special 'You are the wind, I am the sand', this is a song that people can sing?

But Shen Lan and Deng Weiwei's proposal was unanimously approved by the groomsmen's group, and a group of guys also echoed and said, "This song is good, this song has an atmosphere", "Sing it, sing it, sing it in good condition".

A flock of beasts, what is the use of asking you to come with you?

He Wenjie also knew that Xiao Yizhou sang out of tune, and if he wanted to say that the song was not out of tune, it could probably only be the national anthem.

For the sake of good buddy's face, He Wenjie retorted stubbornly, "Such a girl's song is sung by a man, right?" For another song, I think it's better to sing the national anthem. ”

What?

National anthem?

Everyone laughed when they heard these two words, and the girls laughed and said disdainfully, "Are you teasing us?" Is the national anthem a love song? No, you have to sing 'You are the wind, I am the sand'"

He Wenjie turned his head and shrugged helplessly at Xiao Yizhou, meaning that buddy did his best, and the rest can only rely on yourself.

Xiao Yizhou glanced at him with disgust, and said in his heart You try your best to fart, but you still flinch when Shen Lan stares at him.

Lu Yongcong didn't know if Xiao Yizhou could sing, he just thought that he couldn't sing this one, so he said, "Can you choose one that he can sing himself?" Otherwise, he won't be able to sing what you give, isn't that embarrassing? ”

Lin Chen added oil and vinegar to the side, "It's not difficult for him, do you want to make it convenient for him?" ”

"That's it."

"That's it."

The girls echoed and insisted on not changing the song.

Xiao Yizhou wants to cry without tears, I feel that it is really not easy to pass this level, after all, the first two levels are just a few brothers-in-law, give a red envelope and say a few good words, and you can come over with a hug and a squeeze.

But who dares to squeeze now?

He opened his mouth and sang the first line, "You are the wind. I'm sand."

The scene was silent, and a few seconds later a burst of laughter suddenly erupted--

Hahahaha

(End of chapter)