Chapter 10: The Old Devil Eats Deflated
The person who came was none other than General Youwuwei, who had the most iron relationship with the Qin Mansion, and Su Guogong Cheng Biting Jin, and the two were good to each other, so he always entered the door directly without reporting.
"Second brother, aren't you calling yourself sick at home and can't use force? Huaidao, how do you take care of your father? Cheng Yanjin looked at it and reprimanded him dissatisfiedly.
Qin Huaidao hurriedly explained: "Uncle Cheng, it's not me ......"
"Bite the gold! I just pointed out the two children, I didn't do anything, it was Xiao Rui and Huai Dao who were competing. Qin Shubao interrupted his son's words and lied by the way.
Cheng Yanjin noticed that there was a stranger, "What is this doll?" Looking at the embryo with fine skin and tender flesh and a scholarly appearance, can he help Huaidao? ”
Xiao Rui looked at this famous general, known as the Demon King of the Mixed World, and said with a smile: "The junior Xiao Rui is a classmate of Huaidao, and he has heard the name of General Cheng's thirty-six axes of Tiangang for a long time, do you want to practice?" ”
"Just you? Have you played tricks with me? Hehe, while playing in the mud. Cheng Yanjin never had a good impression of this kind of poor acidity, "Come on, come on, second brother, this is what I just found, it is said to be the best wine in Chang'an City!" Burning knives, I like the name. ”
Xiao Rui hung down three black lines on his forehead, sure enough, the demon king of the mixed world, who did he look down on?
With a slip of his feet, he dodged and stuck to Cheng Biting Jin, and with a smooth move, the wine in Cheng Biting Jin's hand was missing a jar, and when he turned around to look for it, Xiao Rui had already lifted the mud seal and drank it on his head.
"How daring! Dare to snatch wine from Lao Tzu? Give me back my burning knives! ”
Xiao Rui's steps were smart, flashing and moving, Cheng Biting Jin couldn't even touch the corners of his clothes, and the moment the two stopped, a jar of burning knives had all entered Xiao Rui's stomach.
Throw it away, bam! The jar was shattered.
The corners of Cheng Biting Jin's distressed mouth twitched, and he shook his beard and shouted: "I spent ten taels of gold to buy such a two-pound burning knife!" Boy, I want you...... What about people? ”
After a few breaths, Xiao Rui had already come to the weapon rack, picked up a long-handled Bagua Xuanhua axe, and roared half-drunk and half-awake: "The thirty-six axes of Tiangang were originally given by heaven, and they were entered into the Book of Dunjia by Yiren in the Eastern Han Dynasty, so they survived in the world, and it was the famous skill of Xu Huang, a famous general of the Three Kingdoms." The first type of the thirty-six axe splits the head, the second type of the imp picks the teeth, the third type picks the ears, the fourth type piggybacks on the feet, and the fifth type lifts the crotch ......"
Each of the thirty-six axes corresponds to attacking a human body part, and by being drunk, Xiao Rui made the tiger angry, but he was stupid to see the three people next to him. In his previous life, Xiao Rui was a descendant of a secret ancient martial arts family, who knew hundreds of martial arts, and collected secret books of martial arts in the world, including the mysterious Dunjia Heavenly Book.
Cheng Yanjin stood on the spot: "He, how can he also have my Tiangang thirty-six axes?" ”
"Uncle Cheng, it seems that Brother Xiao knows more than you, you are known as the three-plate axe, and he has already made the seventeenth move." Qin Huaidao reminded.
"Don't talk, help me remember a little more......"
After the thirty-six moves, the father and son of the Qin family stroked their palms and praised it, it was wonderful! Powerful.
Seeing that the old brother next to him was still in a daze, as if he was desperately trying to recall his memory, Qin Shubao patted Cheng Biting Jin's shoulder: "Okay, bite Jin, Xiao Rui is not an outsider, your jar of wine is not in vain, you can communicate more in the future." ”
"How? Now, am I qualified to talk to General Cheng? Xiao Rui looked at Cheng Motou playfully.
Cheng bit the gold and was deflated, his old face turned red, and he turned his head and snorted coldly: "I will be here to drink today, don't do it, I will instruct you kid two tricks another day." ”
"It's a pity, this burning knife is still almost meaningless, sweating, and the strength of the wine is gone." Putting down the axe, Xiao Rui complained while wiping his sweat, and said in his heart that he had to improve it and make better wine.
Sweating is gone? When Cheng Yanjin heard this, he came back to his senses, "So, I bought fake wine?" Damn profiteer, you hacked me ten taels of gold......"
As he spoke, he lifted the mud seal, and a pungent aroma of liquor greeted him, Cheng bit Jin and swallowed his saliva, and raised his neck to take a big sip, "Ahem, good, good wine...... Burn the knife, it's really strong enough! Drinking it is like scraping the throat with a steel knife, and it is enjoyable! ”
"It's not fake wine, then you ......"
Halfway through speaking, Cheng Biting Jin covered his mouth, stared at Xiao Rui and looked up and down, and smacked his tongue: "Little doll, you have fine skin and tender flesh but you are good at kung fu, although I appreciate it, but I am not convinced in my heart, I am as old as you, and if I do it again, I can also learn this set of axe techniques." ”
"But at such a young age, you can have an incredible amount of good wine, this, my old Chengfu! Be completely convinced! Second brother, where did you know such a freak? ”
Qin Shubao scolded: "Don't talk nonsense about biting gold." As I just said, this is Huaidao's classmate and friend. You are a general of the Right Guard, and today is not Xiu Mu, why did you come to me? ”
As soon as he thought of this, Cheng bit Jin and poured bitter water, "Don't mention the second brother, I have asked for orders several times to sneak attack the Turks, but Your Majesty is not allowed." Every day, I was put in the camp to train in the camp, and the birds faded out of my mouth. No, I'm going to sneak out and visit you. ”
"Hehe, look at me as a fake, drinking is real. My body, the doctor told me not to drink alcohol. Neither is the wine. Let Xiao Rui accompany you to drink two glasses, and you can exchange martial arts. Qin Shubao led a few people to the restaurant.
Xiao Rui said: "We only retired from Turkic Jieli last year, and we don't have the strength to provoke a war in a short period of time, so we have to lie dormant and recuperate." However, if you can't beat Jieli, you can find a soft persimmon to pinch it, according to my estimate, General Cheng's leisurely days will not be too long, and Luo Yi in Youzhou is afraid that it will be reversed. ”
"Oh? Is there such a thing? Little doll, you can't talk nonsense, although Luo Yi is a general, he is finally the commander of Youzhou who belongs to the Tang Dynasty......"
Xiao Rui smiled, "His attachment to the Tang Dynasty is only in name, but in fact, he still occupies the important land of Youzhou, and he is against the yang and yin of the imperial court." Sooner or later, such a scourge must be removed. It's not that he wants to rebel or not, even if he doesn't want to, His Majesty will send someone to encourage him to rebel, otherwise, how to take Youzhou? You must know that Youzhou has been the barrier of the Northeast since ancient times. ”
Hey, you mean......
Cheng bites Jin and is thick, but his heart is fine, and he understands the joints after a little thought.
Qin Shubao said worriedly: "Xiao Rui, the war is together, I don't know how many dead and wounded, and countless innocent people are unjustifiably harmed, do you have any way?" ”
After pondering for a moment, Xiao Rui said: "It's not nothing, it's best to slowly figure it out, insert it into Luo Yi's army, and slowly set him up, so that it doesn't hurt the people or the strength of the soldiers and horses." ”
"Hey, the kid is really bad, this trick is vicious, but I like it, Luo Yi, that old boy, I already don't like him." Cheng bit Jin drank a full cup and scolded.
Xiao Rui shook his head, "But the Northern Turks are eyeing each other, and Datang has no time to fight with Luo Yi, so he has to cut through the chaos quickly, take Youzhou as soon as possible, and accumulate strength to prepare for the Turks." Therefore, Luo Yi rebelled, and the imperial court sent troops to quell the rebellion, and General Cheng had to be busy. ”
"Haha, okay, I prefer to fight. Boy, since you are Huaidao's classmate, let's call Uncle Cheng with you, don't see outside. Speaking of heart, Cheng Yanjin looked at the other party a lot more pleasing to the eye, and did not forget to get closer.
"Okay, I drank Uncle Cheng's jar of good wine today, not in vain, I'll give you an idea. If the imperial court sends someone to Youzhou on business, Uncle Cheng can ask for orders to go to the state to suppress bandits. Xiao Rui made a suggestion.
"And the state? Bingzhou is 108,000 miles away from Youzhou, and it can't be beaten with eight poles...... Boy, are you confused? I should go to Youzhou to suppress bandits. "Cheng Yanjin is not drunk yet.
Xiao Rui laughed, "What should you do if you shouted to go to Youzhou, scare Luo Yi away, and join the Turks?" You go north and merge with the state, and then quietly change the route from Taiyuan, Chen Bing Jizhou and Youzhou junction, Luo Yi's rebellion will definitely send troops to Jizhou, and you can intercept and capture him halfway through. ”
After listening to this plan, Cheng Biting Jin was stupid, this, this is okay?