In the Taiji Hall of the Imperial Palace, Li Er, who was reading the folds by candles, listened to Lao Gao's report, put down the Zhu Criticism Imperial Pen, frowned and asked, "That kid really said that?" ”

"The slave is guilty! You shouldn't be clever enough to mess up things, please punish the master! Lao Gao kowtowed repeatedly.

"Okay, let you have a long memory, don't underestimate anyone. He went down and received twenty lashes. ”

Li Er waved his hand and waved his subordinates away, remembering Xiao Rui's cunning appearance, he couldn't help laughing. That kid looks young, but he actually has a lot of eyes, and he planted it himself, don't say you're a slave.

But well, Xiao Rui, you kid dare to sit on the ground and raise the price, and ask me for three gold medals to avoid death? What is the golden word of the golden mouth? Is it bought and sold in the market?

Empress Eldest Sun couldn't help but smile: "Your Majesty, you should be glad that he wants a promise, not a real thing." Think about the last time Chong'er, people opened their mouths to say 10,000 taels of silver, how much should this thing be worth? If I really ask you for money, the treasury may not have it. ”

Li Er laughed: "He knows that I don't have any money, so he avoids the truth and eats me?" Ok, good, good! Xiao Yu gave birth to a good son. Aren't they just three promises? To him, didn't he send a love token to Xiangcheng? When he becomes my son-in-law, do you think he is embarrassed to speak? ”

"By the way, his manor belongs to the boundary of Yongfeng County, and he will be named a son of Yongfeng County. At the same time, give him a marriage, and see that he is embarrassed to talk back? By the way, let Cheng Zhijie pass on the decree, I heard that Cheng Zhijie is about to become a think tank of the military department under his guidance. ”

Who? Is General Cheng a think tank? The queen almost didn't laugh.

The next day, Cheng Zhijie was ordered to go to make a covenant. But he didn't forget to carry private work, and there was another person who went with him, Wei Chigong, who was known as the Tang Dynasty Shuanghei.

"Lao Cheng, you can say okay, take me to eat food and taste wine together. Why did Your Majesty send you to proclaim the decree, and what did you pull me in? ”

Along the way, Wei Chigong kept asking, and the old devil Cheng said impatiently: "Do you want to go, do you want to go?" If you don't go, go back now, don't regret it! You asked eight times about this matter, and your mouth is as broken as an old lady? ”

"You, you said old lady...... Come on, come on, let's see each other now, whoever loses, who is the old lady! "Wei Chigong is gone, and he is about to fight.

Cheng bit Jin Li ignored it and continued to take the convoy on the way.

I'm ...... It was boring, Wei Chi Jingde sulked and returned to the convoy, fell behind without saying a word, and said in his heart, if you fool me today, I will not finish with you when I go back.

In the courtyard of Xiaojiazhuang, Xiao Rui looked at his father who was practicing the five poultry operas in confusion, "Dad, didn't you get an edict to go back to serve as the left servant of Shangshu?" Absenteeism is punishable by impeachment. ”

Xiao Yu kept boxing, and said in a calm tone: "The most important job for my father now is to persuade you to give a recipe for making salt, what other official duties are there in the court, can it be more important than letting everyone in the world eat salt?" ”

Xiao Rui was speechless: "You are helping the emperor deal with me, are you my father?" ”

"Bastard!" Xiao Yu blurted out a scolding, and at this moment, something went wrong and flashed to the old waist.

Xiao Rui hurriedly stepped forward to support him, "Look, at the critical moment, it has to be my son, right?" I asked the emperor for a few conditions, but it was not so great, and it would not hurt the people's livelihood, if he didn't agree, then he didn't have the people in his heart. Such a king is not benevolent, and it is better for you to resign as soon as possible. ”

You...... You...... Rebel!

"Okay, Dad, scold me 800 times a day. I didn't get up with this word, or I would be called a rebel. I don't know, I think I'm so unfilial. ”

Mrs. Xiao, who was in the house, heard this, and couldn't help but smile and said, "Da Lang, you have such a mouth, sooner or later you will be angry with your father." Compared with other people's children, you are indeed unfilial. ”

Xiao Rui disagreed, and while giving his father a massage, he pleaded and said: "I despise the kind of person who is what his parents say is what he says, and he is only a promise." I believe that the progress of mankind begins with the disobedience of the next generation. Just imagine, if the son inherits the father's business in this world, and the son only serves the father's life, then how can we be the Tang Dynasty now? It should still be the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, or the Western Zhou Dynasty. ”

"Fallacious reasoning...... It's all a fallacy! I regret that I shouldn't have let you go out for a few years and learn some fallacies. Tomorrow, tomorrow I will go back to Chang'an, and invite the best gentleman to come over and teach you the truth. Xiao Yu seemed to realize the problem.

Xiao Rui smiled: "Which master in Chang'an City dares to teach me?" Aren't you afraid that I'll make people angry? It's better to hire a younger one. By the way, I don't want to learn as well as mine. Second brother, go to the study and bring me an essay on my calligraphy. ”

"Okay big brother, which one?" Xue Li asked.

"Whichever one."

Xue Li turned around and went to the study and picked out his favorite one.

Xiao Rui was still boasting proudly: "Dad, I have a poem here, you can take it and post it at the door of our house." If anyone in Chang'an City can write a poem that surpasses me, I am willing to worship him as a teacher. Otherwise, hehe, they are not worthy to be my master. ”

"Don't be ashamed! Find any one in Chang'an City, it is enough to teach you, Kong Yingda and Yan ...... of Guozijian"

"Big brother, how is this chivalrous journey? My favorite is this one, the words are good, the poems are even better! Xue Li ran out with a piece of rice paper for practicing calligraphy.

The moment she saw the copybook, Xiao Yu was stunned, what kind of font is this? The sharpness is exposed in all directions, as if there is a sharp gold aura coming to the face, dazzling! It's hard to look at.

"Father-in-law, the word eldest brother was created specifically to accompany this poem. The most precious thing is this poem, it is said that the eldest brother can turn martial arts into poetry, but unfortunately my qualifications are limited, I can only see the chivalrous spirit in it, and I can't read martial arts. Xue Li explained in worship.

"What? Second brother, are you talking about depth? There is also martial arts in this psalm? That must be very advanced, can I learn it? The youngest Xiao Yue was full of curiosity.

Xiao Rui pressed the stupid brother's head: "While playing, I have already checked the bones for you, you are not suitable for martial arts, and the practice is almost the same." ”

Reluctantly looking at this chivalrous long scroll, Xiao Rui sighed and said: "This is a pair that I got when I was drunk." There are rare works of unity of spirit and spirit, and it is difficult to write them again. I didn't expect you kid to be so generous, if you post it, aren't you afraid of being stolen? ”

"Huh? Then I'll change it! Xue Li hurriedly put it away.

"No, since it's taken out, it's fate. Besides, I don't believe it, who else in this world dares to steal things from the Song State Mansion? Daddy, how is this poem? Review? ”

"Zhao Keman, Hu Ying, Wu Gooshuang Xueming......" Xiao Yu read out sentence by sentence, reading and reading, and unconsciously got up from the Hu bed, and the voice became louder and louder, spreading throughout the courtyard, and a heroic spirit came out of the mouth of a civil servant.

The Tang Shuanghei, who walked to the gate, listened to the verses, and at the same time froze their feet, they who didn't understand poetry and literature seemed a little distracted at the moment.