"The spring is silent and cherishes the trickle, and the shade of the trees shines on the water and loves the sunshine; The little lotus showed its sharp corners, and a dragonfly had already stood on its head. ”

Under the shade of the tree next to the lotus pond in Xiaojiazhuang, Xiao Rui was lying on a rocking chair, with a fishing rod set up on the shore beside him, looking at the lotus bud that had just emerged, and couldn't help but think of the seven unique songs he learned as a child. The spring ploughing ended successfully, good news came from all over the country, the holiday promised by the emperor was finally in place, and Xiao Rui returned to the farm to start the vacation.

At the fishing platform next to it, someone laughed and praised: "Good poetry!" A few simple sentences but outline a leisurely and complacent picture, you kid is a poet, you should go to the country. ”

Xiao Rui didn't need to look up to know who it was, and said with a complaint: "Emperor Taishang, what about fishing here, can you be quiet, the fish are scared away by you." ”

"! You fish every day, every day, for ten days in a row, you don't see a piece of fish scales, can the old man scare away your fish? Addiction is big and the technology is poor, and the fish in the pit are not good? What about the face? Rub the fish I caught every day to eat, and still have the face to speak? Old Li Yuan sneered without hesitation.

"Emperor Taishang, are you reasonable? Without my skill in fish stew, the fish you caught, hehe, Dabai will not eat it. Xiao Rui is not welcome.

Old Li Yuan was choked very lightly, and he knew that he was at a loss, so he changed the topic and said: "How many times have I said it, I am not a emperor, call me the third master!" The whole village calls it that, but you kid can't remember it! Yo, bite the hook, haha, Xuanzhen, hurry, hurry up and copy the net. ”

Pei Lin next to him hurriedly got up from the recliner, the two old men cooperated very tacitly, and a large silver carp weighing more than ten catties was scooped up.

"Haha, today's lunch has a ......," Old Li Yuan smiled at Xiao Rui provocatively.

Xiao Rui pursed his lips, "I've eaten fish for several days, it's enough, I ate spicy chicken at noon today." ”

"Boy, you're heartfelt, aren't you?" Old Li Yuan quit at that time.

"If you want to eat the fish and make it yourself, I provide the kitchen condiments and even the recipes." Xiao Rui said proudly.

You......

Pei Lin hurriedly played the round, "Third Master, you dissipate your anger, Master Ma is joking with you." This fish has also been caught, it's still early to eat, and it's very sunny today, so why don't we play chess? I'll go get the chessboard, and you'll be your opponent in chess. ”

Although Pei Lin was rectified by Xiao Rui, it was the trend of the times, plus Xiao Rui acted fairly, and took his son Lawyer Pei to make great contributions, and now his son has been promoted to the Ministry of Works, and he will be an absolute member in the future. Therefore, Pei Lin still has a trace of appreciation and convincing for Xiao Rui.

Xiao Rui smiled, "Pei Gong, don't brag about him, I let him, get serious, he can't win a game." ”

Old Li Yuan's beard was about to explode, "Come on, come on, boy, come and fight for three hundred rounds!" Let me know today what it means to respect the old and love the young. ”

"Three hundred rounds? Do you look down on me, or do you overestimate yourself? I can't win you in a hundred hands, count me as losing! ”

Two hours passed, and Lao Li Yuan kicked over the chessboard, lying on the recliner and looking at the sky speechlessly, not wanting to say a word.

Xiao Rui proudly scooped up the tarpon in the barrel, whistled and walked back, not forgetting to mend the knife: "Third master, do you want to eat spicy or not-spicy fish at noon?" ”

"Get out! Lao Tzu doesn't eat at noon! I'm full! Xuan Zhen, bring a blanket, sleepy. ”

Xu is really angry with the old man this time, and he really didn't eat lunch.

Just when Xiao Rui was thinking about countermeasures, someone came to report that Princess Xiangcheng had arrived with Princess Changle.

Xiao Rui was overjoyed, what do you want, and her granddaughter won't eat when she delivers food? Who would have thought that a quarter of an hour later, the two girls returned with a lunch box, and the grandfather said that he had no appetite.

Xiao Rui pursed his lips, it's really an old child and an old child, just give a step down, why can't you afford to lose a few games of chess?

"Xiangcheng, how can you coax you when you couldn't eat before?" Xiao Rui asked.

Yes?

Xiangcheng almost didn't react, blushed and recalled, shook his head and said, "I don't seem to have a time when I can't eat." ”

Burst...... Haha, it turns out that my sister is the kind that my brother-in-law often says: Do you know how to eat without heart and lungs?

Xiao Rui knocked Changle's little brain, "Don't talk nonsense, do you still need me to say who is a foodie?" ”

Xiao Changle hurriedly covered his mouth, and kept shaking his head to deny, I don't know, it's not me anyway.

Xiangcheng smiled and protected his sister: "Except for when you are sick, you can't eat it, it is all for the imperial doctor to prescribe medicine, and you will be fine when you are sick." ”

Xiao Rui was guilty: "The old man's illness is ...... Tsk, is it a heart disease? Bah! What a heart disease, a pure problem. I don't eat any food, and I still take medicine? No, another way. Xiao Changle, what about you? What happens when you can't eat? ”

Xiao Changle stuck out his tongue and said weakly: "I don't dare not eat, if I don't eat, my mother will beat her ass." The father was reluctant to start, but the queen mother was really beaten. ”

Ha??? This approach...... Hahaha, not to mention, it's definitely good for children. Xiao Rui and Xiangcheng laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

At this moment, Xiao Changle thought of a good idea, "By the way, when I was sick and couldn't eat, the queen mother didn't fight, it was my father who told me a story next to me, and if I wanted to listen to the story, I had to eat first." ”

Tale?

Xiao Rui's eyes lit up, what a good idea!

Although it is to coax children, old children are also children! There's no shortage of good stories here, even adults can't resist the temptation, right?

"Let's take a walk, take a little maza, and get ready to listen to the story. The story of the Tang Dynasty will be told. ”

It's still Xiao Rui's fishing platform, shocking wood, long table or something, the full set of equipment is very formal, with a snap, Xiao Rui cleared his throat and told the story of Journey to the West.

Old Li Yuan, who was sleeping, was also awakened, and he was so angry that he was about to scold, but when he opened his eyes and saw Xiao Rui's mess, he suppressed his anger and endured it, wanting to see what this kid was going to do.

"Chaos opens at the beginning of the world, the world is chaotic, and no one sees it, if you want to know the Chaos Yuan Gong, you must see the Journey to the West to release the misfortune! At that time, the world was divided into four major continents, namely Dongsheng Shenzhou, West Niuhe Continent, Southern Ganbu Continent, and Northern Julu Continent......"

talked about the Monkey King's journey across the ocean to find immortals and learn art in one breath, and Xiao Rui shamelessly broke the chapter.

Xiangcheng asked curiously, "Brother Rui, why don't you talk about it?" And then what? ”

Xiao Changle was even more anxious, and asked worriedly: "Brother-in-law, is it that the monkey king fell into the water and died?" You're not going to talk about that, are you? I won't be able to play in the water in the future, can you not let the monkey king fall into the water! The monkeys sounded so pitiful, and they died before they could finish the feast. ”

Burst...... I was almost amused by this kid, what kind of logic is this? Are all children's brain circuits so strange?

Xiao Rui covered his stomach with a smile: "I've been a little hungry for a long time, and my stomach is growling." ”

"Huh? Stomach barking? Have it? Didn't you hear that, sister, did you hear it? Changle looked at Xiangcheng suspiciously.

Seeing Xiao Rui's malicious smile, Xiangcheng seemed to understand, but she didn't break it, "I didn't hear it either." ”

Coincidentally, there was a real sound at this time, and everyone looked back at the old Li Yuan who was eavesdropping not far away, Li Yuan's old face turned red, and he glared at everyone fiercely: "What do you see, grandpa, I haven't eaten water and rice at noon, so I don't want to go and get food, I don't know how to honor the old man at all!" ”

Xiangcheng and Changle were overjoyed, and hurriedly got up to grab the food. The heart said that grandpa was finally deflated.

But Xiao Rui stopped the two, "Wait a minute, the meal is already cold at this time, and I can't eat it." It'll be dark in another hour, so let's eat dinner together later, and it's troublesome to make a fire back and forth. ”

What??

Boy, you'......

Old Li Yuan was almost angry and vomited blood. Pei Lin was also anxious, and kept giving Xiao Rui a look.

Xiao Rui pretended not to see it, got up and packed his things to leave, "The sun is going down, it's still a little cold, let's talk about it in the house." People who make trouble in the future will not only have no food, but also don't even have to listen to stories. ”

Lao Li Yuan couldn't hold back any longer, he didn't care about getting up and uploading his shoes, and rushed directly towards Xiao Rui, "The soul is faint, the old man has fought with you ...... evil obstacle."

"What? If you can't make sense, just come to this set? Touching porcelain, right? Everybody watched, I didn't do anything......"

"Don't run ......"

The grandfather and grandson chased and fought, and everyone laughed, at this moment, in this situation, there is no emperor and minister, only a pair of ordinary fun-loving and interesting grandchildren.