"Sting."

With the sound of the toilet flushing, Li Ran walked out with a tired face holding his stomach.

Back in the room, Mystery Q is lying on his bed playing with his ears.

Li Ran: (ᄑ_ᄑ)

Anyway, when did this guy come to my room.

This guy shouldn't have taken a shower, right?

This is really bad~

But.......

It's okay, I'm not going to take a shower tonight, so I'm not afraid of getting dirty!

"I'm back." Sitting down at the computer desk, Li Ran looked at the computer screen.

The screen is full of barrages.

"I'll make up, the anchor is so handsome! i! ”

"Ah, Xiao Ranzi without makeup is so handsome!"

"Xiao Ranzi's flying stupid hair is so handsome!"

Li Ran: (⊙... ⊙)

What's the situation?

At this time, he found the Hue Head that had fallen on the table and the sign that turned on the Hue Head on the screen.

How did the hue head open.

Did I drive it?

Recall ......

After eating, watching a movie, and then live streaming.......

When I turned on the computer, I wanted to turn on the hue, but I didn't turn it on, right?

Li Ran couldn't help but fall into deep thought.......

"The anchor fell into the reflex arc again, I withdrew first, and then came back a year later."

"Sage mode is on, I'll have a meal and come back." The barrage began to spit fragrant mouths.

Obviously, this scene is also quite routine.

A few minutes later, Li Ran's eyes returned to clarity.

I didn't have a hue, so there was only one murderer.

He looked at Mystery Q, who looked a little restless on the bed.

The corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl a little.

"I'll make it, Xiao Ranzi can laugh. It's over, I'm sinking. ”

"So handsome, kiss me."

"I bent. I'm all right. ”

The barrage suddenly danced wildly.

Li Ran calmly closed the hue head and put the hue head back in place.

After doing all this, he couldn't help but feel a little ashamed in his heart.

He actually showed a sloppy appearance in front of tens of millions of people.

He took out the mirror and looked at it.

In the mirror, he is very handsome, but the dull hair on his head is flying.

The image is ruined.

Then he looked at the puzzle Q on the bed with a slightly murderous look.

"Mound?" （๑•.•๑)

Mystery Q has big innocent eyes.

"Don't touch my computer next time." Li Ran said in a calm, but chilling tone.

The puzzle Q's body was shocked.

It's terrifying!

(꒪Д꒪)ノ

Are you hated, what should I do?

Only......

Pretend you don't know anything!

That way, the shovel officer won't hate himself!

I saw that Mystery Q stood up, with a strong grievance in his eyes, and his eyes were a little red.

"Mound!"

I didn't.

Not me.

You guessed it wrong.

The computer turned on Hue on its own, how can you blame me!

I'm innocent!

The barrage immediately surged, and a collective crusade against Li Ran began.

"Scumbag."

"Mystery Q is so cute, you still have to scold him!"

"Now apologize to Mystery Q and I'll continue to like you! Not really 🔪."

Li Ran looked at the skyrocketing barrage and pretended to be innocent, but his small eyes were actually secretly observing.

I'm so tired.

"I was wrong."

"If you know your mistakes, you can change them, this is the Xiao Ranzi I like."

"Now go hug Puzzle Q and tell her you love her!" The barrage of joy continues to surge.

"Mound ~"

(*≧▽≦)

It seems to be fine.

Enigma Q breathed a sigh of relief.

Really.

A good actor can live a very nourishing life no matter where he is.

Li Ran: (ᄑ_ᄑ)

"Ahem, that's the end of today's live broadcast, see you next time."

The computer screen is dimmed.

Mystery Q's body suddenly froze.

Looking at Li Ran again, he turned his head stiffly, with a strange expression on his face.

"Mound!"

━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||) ━

Help me!

Suddenly, the eyes of the puzzle Q flashed with a strange light.

The eyes revealed an endless coquettish look.

This is a round pupil.

Reduces enemy attack damage.

Similar to coquettishness.

Most of the humans who were recruited would even let her go.

It's a trick she's tried and done.

Then she met Li Ran.

Li Ran's hand didn't even pause, and his expression was indifferent.

"Bang bang."

The sound of spanking echoed through the room.

.......

"Puff~~"

Mystery Q sprayed a bottle of wound medicine on the painted skin of his ass in one go.

The whole picture suddenly became wet.

The potion dripped down his buttocks and fell onto the smooth floor, and then was wiped dry by Li Ran with a rag.

"Come on, I didn't have any strength." Li Ran was helpless.

The puzzle Q is inevitably too dramatic.

"Mound ~"

The riddle Q complained to Li Ran with tears in his eyes, and handed the empty wound medicine bottle to Li Ran's hand, signaling him to throw the bottle away.

It seems that he is really shoveling.

Li Ran sighed slightly and threw the bottle into the trash can five meters away.

Then I took out my phone and logged in to the elf appointment website.

In this world, people need to register their elves at the corresponding locations to receive their exclusive ID cards.

Generally, elves who recognize their lords or become city citizens will implant special identity chips in their bodies.

Therefore, it is very likely that the Mystery Q has an identity chip in the Alola region in its body.

All I have to do is first go to the registration office to eliminate the identity of the mystery Q Alola, and then inject the identity chip in the Kanto area.

The special testing process has to go to the local special institution, the Genie Testing Institute.

First of all, you need to make an online reservation now.

Click on the website, enter your identity, and the appointment is successful!

Tomorrow at three o'clock in the afternoon.

After completing all this, Li Ran asked the riddle Q beside him.

"How old are you?"

Puzzle Q stumbled.

"Qiu (one year old)?"

Puzzle Q is still young, and the concept of age is still very vague.

"It's so small, let's go to register tomorrow, we can go to the supermarket by the way, is there anything you want?"

"Mound!"

∑(O_O； )

So good?

"Bang bang."

Mystery Q patted Li Ran's arm with his tail with an excited face.

"Qiu (I want Lafite in '92. 99-year-old mellow steak). ”

"Qiu (by the way, I'm also going to Spit Charizard as my exclusive mount)."

"Qiu (build me an exclusive small toilet, no need to be big, 300 square meters)."

"Qiu (I heard that a good actor, no, trainer elves need these)."

"What do you say? I don't understand~ Stupid, I'm human, I can't understand Elfish language. Li Ran suddenly sneered and gently rubbed the puzzle Q's head.

"Mound!"

(▼ヘ▼#)

This shovel officer is so cunning.

You could have talked to me before.

Li Ran breathed a sigh of relief, and praised his wit in his heart.

Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have suffered.

She must not find out that I understand Elfish language, or I will be ruined.

Only then did Li Ran realize that the puzzle Q he picked up was not simple!

......

The next day, the noisy doodoo alarm clock woke Li Ran up again.

This time he just sat up and turned off the alarm clock.

Looked at the time.

11.30 noon.

It's time to get up.

"Mound?" At this time, a familiar and unfamiliar milk cry sounded on the pillow.

Enigma Q woke up.

Li Ran, who was confused, suddenly realized.

I'm not alone anymore.

"Mound." Mystery Q tugged at Li Ran's sleeve and stretched out his arm to signal that he needed a loving hug.

Li Ran was expressionless and indifferent.

Come on, hypocrisy,

"Mound." Enigma Q muttered dissatisfiedly.

A loving hug is a great way to develop affection, why don't you do it?

Li Ran rolled his eyes and went to the bathroom to wash.

After washing, he took out a brand new towel, soaked it in warm water, and gently wiped the skin on the puzzle Q's body.

"Hill~~~"

Mystery Q narrowed his eyes in comfort.

After wiping his body, Li Ran wanted to take off the skin of the puzzle Q and wipe his face.

In fact, he himself is also very curious about the riddle Q's real body under the painted skin.

But Puzzle Q is very resistant.

She didn't want to bring misfortune to her master.

In the end, Li Ran had no choice but to give up.