"Well, this house is okay, I didn't expect you to be a good monkey, damn it, what do you think?"

"Just say a few words, I heard others say that the housing prices in this park are quite high, and it is not easy for Xiao Zhen"

Thank you for the great kindness of the Queen Mother!

It took a lot of time to clean up the house, and after attending the annual class reunion, Cao Chuan still followed Yu Qinglan to the airport to pick up the plane, and took the second elder, that is, Yu Qinglan's parents, his future father-in-law and mother-in-law, to the house on time.

Although the impression of the two elders is still in high school, this can't stop Cao Chuan from being scared when he sees the second elder, the fear brought to him by the two is too deep, if it weren't for their approving attitude towards him and Yu Qinglan, I'm afraid that Cao Chuan, the little bully of the old street, can only follow him from a distance to have a great crush.

"We came to see you this time, mainly for one thing", after admiring the house, the two bigwigs found a sofa to sit down, Cao Chuan and Yu Qinglan sat nervously opposite each other, and the hot tea on the central coffee table was steaming comfortably.

"You say", the little overlord Cao Chuan quietly took a deep breath, and looked at his mother-in-law who was about to announce the plan with his most sincere eyes, don't look at Yu Qinglan's big personality and look like the head of the family, this is not her father who inherited, this is all cultivated by Cao Chuan's mother-in-law since childhood, domineering and leaking, these four words are used to describe it, it is no exaggeration.

Cao Guifen picked up the teacup and sipped it lightly, feeling the heat spread throughout her body and said, "You and Qinglan have been together since they graduated from high school, and now that you have graduated from college for three years, have you ever considered when you will get married?" ”

That's right, Cao Chuan and Yu Qinglan are simply ruthless breakers of the law that high school graduates couples must break up, not only did the two not break up, but they have been accompanying each other, and they have been running for seven years, except for some things that both of them feel ashamed of, and almost all the other calculations have been done with their heads.

"It's not that you don't know, I've always heard Qinglan, besides, aren't we still young", Cao Chuan cautiously glanced at Yu Qinglan, who was drinking tea without saying a word, and then answered the question of his future mother-in-law with a smile, but the latter's question was not unexpected, every time the two went out and met those neighbors, they would be asked why they were not married, and their ears were calloused.

But.

All of this was premeditated!

That's right, in order to reduce the pressure on his eyes, Cao Chuan quietly transferred the almost suicidal issue of marriage to Yu Qinglan, who was originally very calm, since this family is decided by Yu Qinglan, then the lifelong event of marriage naturally has to be agreed by Yu Qinglan, so he unconsciously conveyed to Cao Guifen that Yu Qinglan didn't want to get married yet, so the two were not married yet.

"Qinglan, have you thought about it?"

"Mom, are you still afraid that I will break up with this guy? Or are you worried that I won't be able to marry your daughter? How could Yu Qinglan, who is a little expert in Cao Chuan, not see the clumsy methods of his little man, with his indifferent personality, facing his own mother, Yu Qinglan did not have the slightest stage fright, "Besides, the two of us are only twenty-six years old, so we are not in a hurry!" ”

"Humph!"

The Jade Emperor sitting next to Cao Guifen snorted, causing the other three people present to directly shift their eyes to him, no wonder they, who called the Jade Emperor This muffled snort contained too much dissatisfaction.

"Dad! What are you humming, you and my mother agreed to the matter of me being with Cao Chuan, is it possible that you want to regret it now? ”

Well, it's completely different from when facing his own mother, and the image of the hostess cultivated by Cao Guifen was suddenly revealed in front of the Jade Emperor.

When I'm angry, my face is pouting, and I want to pinch it...

Cao Chuan groped his chin, which no longer had a beard, and waited, he really didn't seem to pinch Yu Qinglan's face after he got angry.

"Ahem, I didn't mean that, I meant..." Seeing that he had become the target of public criticism, the Jade Emperor cleared his throat, put the teacup in his hand back on the coffee table, and pointed to the cup of tea with his own finger and continued: "Stinky boy! Knowing that I'm coming, don't entertain me with good tea, next time I come back and get a little here, hum! ”

Do you think there is a drama this time?

Anyway, haven't you really thought about getting married?

At the same time as the Jade Emperor made his own remarks, Cao Chuan and Yu Qinglan, who were the protagonists, launched a eye contact operation called 'underground communication'.

My mom is not so easy to fool, you have to have an explanation, and forget it, we have passed the seven-year itch that people say, and we may really think about getting married.

Depend on! I haven't done anything to be sorry for you! I'll leave it to me this time, and when my parents go back, you have to comfort my little heart that is a little hurt!

After glancing at Yu Qinglan, who did not plan to continue fighting, Cao Chuan cleared his throat with righteous words, and his originally trembling body stood up, to be honest, his thin body was really not enough, at most it was a bamboo pole.

"Auntie, otherwise we will do this", after attracting everyone's attention back, Cao Chuan spoke, and some hoarse voices slowly echoed in the living room of the small house: "After Qinglan and I have been to the dean during the Chinese New Year this year, if the dean is willing to attend when we get married, I will marry Qinglan during the Chinese New Year next year, if the dean can't attend, then wait until three years later, how about it?" ”

"Are you sure that old man is willing to see you, you didn't make trouble for him at the beginning", speaking of the word dean, Cao Guifen finally remembered that the thin and tall boy in front of him was once raised by hundreds of families in the old street, that is, the so-called orphan, but the previous period of growth made her see very clearly, although she has a similar personality to her own daughter, she can be regarded as a man who can start a family, thinking like this, Cao Guifen's obsession with marriage dissipated a little.

"It's not that the dean doesn't want to attend, and he will still get married in three years, do you think there will be others who want him like this?" , Yu Qinglan, who saw the time, made a move, this is the tacit understanding of the couple who have been together for seven years, and they know when to say something, "Besides, the dean is also old, so he naturally hopes to see his eldest child start a family"

Bamboo Garden winter, 8 p.m.

After eating the dinner prepared by the two of them, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother hurriedly took a taxi to the airport.

"Don't say it, don't say it, you two are big for us, we are more at ease than anyone else, you don't have to stay, there is still something at home!"

After dropping such a sentence, the second elder hurriedly left the small house that belonged to the couple in Zhuyuan.

And Cao Chuan, who couldn't raise his head in front of the second elder and couldn't show his boyfriend's strength, used his hands innocently to tie Yu Qinglan, who wanted to go back to the room to play games.

"What are you doing? I'm going back to playing games! ”

"Then explain to me what the Seven Year Itch means? Otherwise, I won't let you go! ”

“m

ua！ ”

Kindness?

Kindness!

"You!"

"Didn't I just think of it suddenly, didn't we happen to be together for seven years, as for what it means, just don't think about it yourself, this kiss should be a comfort to you from this palace! Don't stop me from playing games, you know! ”

Cao Chuan, who was frightened by Yu Qinglan's sudden attack, really froze for a while, and his hands slowly loosened, and Yu Qinglan, who was released, jumped open the bedroom door and walked in.

"Well, forget it, I'd better clean up the dishes and chopsticks first"

Shaking his head, Cao Chuan carefully touched his attacked cheek, and then turned around with a depressed face and began to pick up the leftovers left by the four of them in the evening.

Cao Chuan, the queen painter of the company's boss and the only one in the painter organization, actually updated his circle of friends today!

Astound! Xiao Zhen Zhen openly raised the torch of war to the FFF regiment at Christmas!

"Did you all see it? Except for the first day of the staff meeting, Cao Chuan, who had never appeared in the company, actually appeared! ”

"I'm the first person to see Xiao Zhenzhen! I don't know how his girlfriend named Yu Qinglan raised him so thin, obviously very handsome and said"

"I heard that the boss criticized him severely, so I was outside the conference room, as if to say that Cao Chuan was forgetful, and the manuscript this time took half a month to hand it in."

In the chat discussion group spontaneously established by the company's employees, whether it is the front desk sister or the department manager, they all talk about Cao Chuan, who seems to be the boss's former classmate, of course, this group of people are some people who like to watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal, when Cao Chuan's candid video of being lectured in the conference room was sent to the group, those angry colleagues who were already holding back their laughter finally let the deserted office area appear fresh laughter.

"What are you laughing at, don't you have to work? Or do you not want to take a vacation? ”

"Ahem! You're not right, boss, in order to improve work efficiency, you have to do this."

Like his nickname, the ghostly boss suddenly appeared in the chat group, and the glittering boss logo suddenly blinded the actors who were still laughing unscrupulously in the group.

"I'm here to inform you that Cao Chuan has handed over all the work before next year, and he is hereby allowed to go home and rest on vacation."

"Thank you boss!" , This is Cao Chuan, who doesn't speak at all year round, but this time he added a ridiculous funny smile after these four words, and with the company's BOSS's holiday notice, it can be said that the hatred value of the entire company has risen to the peak in a few milliseconds.

It's not fair!

We are not convinced!

It's cheating! It's open!

How could Cao Chuan, a lazy pig, complete all the work of the previous year! There must be a big conspiracy here!

Although Cao Chuan's employees who are famous for being lazy in the company are deeply popular, when the boss posted the work report he took pictures to the group, the children who were clamoring to reduce their work burden suddenly fell silent.

Want to be as productive as I am? Oh, poor single dogs.

Cao Chuan, the initiator of this passage, may not have cared, but he regretted it later, hateful! Who knew this group of adults would hold such grudges! But these are all later words, Cao Chuan, who has completed a whole year of work and left hateful quotations, has already left the company in the lonely eyes of the little sister at the front desk and got on the bus home.

Bite.

Tomorrow is Christmas and I hope to see Santa Claus! And I want to have Christmas dinner!

Cao Chuan, who found a vacant seat to sit down, immediately received a text message from a person who was still lying in bed and refused to leave the warm bed, in fact, the moment he saw the news, Cao Chuan refused, because you can't say let me go to buy Christmas dinner, I will buy it, so what face do I have as the head of the family, I have to give the bus a chance to play.

Open the map navigation, sure enough, there are already many stores near the shopping plaza that are conducting Christmas sales, but this hour's journey has hurt Cao Chuan very much.

Bite.

If you don't do what I say, I'll let you break up all the little girls in your glass cabinet

Yes, there is no way to resist at all, Cao Chuan resigned himself to leaning his head against the glass window, and his ears kept hearing the cynicism of the aunts and uncles who grabbed the seats to the young people.

Christmas dinner? With the dull air circulation in the bus, forced to doze off, Cao Chuan opened his notepad, the two have a Chinese and foreign festival every year, and Christmas is also spent together seven times, and he has a record of what needs to be prepared.

The first Christmas with Yu Qinglan: cake, turkey, rabbit hairpin that I have never been willing to buy before.

Second Christmas with Yu Qinglan: Trunk Cake, Christmas Special Takeaway, Empty Shopping Cart.

Third Christmas with Yu Qinglan: Takeout, Empty Cart.

Fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh... ···

Cao Chuan rubbed his swollen temples helplessly, he didn't know this look, he was startled when he saw it, except for the first time when he was curious about Christmas and the intention of the two of them to get along alone for the first time, the six Christmases that the two lived together were all spent by Cao Chuan emptying Yu Qinglan's shopping cart with his wallet, and sure enough, the two were still too lazy?

Bite.

"Hey, why are you calling at this time?"

"You're about to become my brother-in-law, can't I call you to condole?"

"Just look at my jokes, your sister wants to eat Christmas dinner, won't you give me an idea?" , Cao Chuan listened to the gloating ridicule from the other end of the phone, he wanted to scold, but who called his future brother-in-law on the other end of the phone, uncomfortable and wanted to cry.

"You bought that thing without telling her, and you're afraid of a Christmas dinner?" , The clear voice on the other end of the phone paused, and then laughed out loud, "You are said to have spent the first six Christmases in the bedroom, and even the three meals were ordered for takeout?" Not going to do that this time? ”

"How's going with the dean?"

"The old man is naturally happy to see you get married."

"That's it, I promised our parents last time that if the dean agreed to attend, I would get married at the end of the year", thinking about the old man who was waving a cool coat fork and chasing after him, Cao Chuan trembled again, "I'm afraid it's the news you revealed to her, I'm really calculated by your brothers and sisters every moment"

"Don't say that, I know there's a store in the mall that sells a full Christmas meal"

"Hmph, when Qinglan and I go back, we can see my nephew."

"Then it depends on you and Qinglannu don't work hard, bye bye my brother-in-law!"

The man on the other end of the phone hung up quickly, leaving no time for Cao Chuan to fight back, listening to the busy tone on the phone, Cao Chuan only felt that he was more tired, but fortunately, his eldest brother did not do it, and within seconds after hanging up the phone, he sent himself a map with the accurate location of the Christmas store, and the location was not very far away from him, which made the tired man feel a little comforted.

Bamboo Garden winter, 3:11 p.m.

"Woo woo woo · Xiaobai, don't run anymore, let mom rub your little paws"

"Meow!"

"Mom, here's your favorite dried fish, just let me touch it and I'll give it to you!"

"Meow!"

After eight hours of fierce battles a day, Yu Qinglan, who likes kittens, chose to become a Buddhist master, she doesn't know why Xiaobai, who has been at home for half a month, is still not close to herself, only when Cao Chuan comes back, she can see its little white body running up, hmm! And the black gloves!

"Cao Chuan, when will you come back, Xiaobai, it won't pay attention to me at all·····"

Inside a shop that sells Christmas meals.

"Ahh

It must be Yu Qinglan, that guy is counting on me to go back to train Xiaobai again...

There's still trunk cake, glogi wine, scallops, and oops, gotta hurry, be sure to rush back before dinner.

Cao Chuan responded, and gradually became clear, and finally came back to his senses.

"It turns out that it's finally over when it's back here..."