Chapter 212
"Ahem, old man, my goal is the sea of stars." Li Ran politely rejected the old man's invitation.
"It's a shame that you should shine in the field of weather forecasting with your talent, instead of being a stupid trainer." The old man said with a look of regret.
Thinking that his son was unwilling to inherit his mantle, he was determined to become a so-called elf trainer.
At that time, the elves were difficult to control.
Not even the Poké Ball was invented.
So the result can be imagined, his son was forcibly married back by a strange elf, who seems to be called Shanaiduo, and he has not returned home several times until now.
I heard that a few elves were born.
It's scary to think about!
"Xiao Ran, you are so talented, you really can't waste it on elves, you should become a weather forecaster." The old man did not give up and kept trying to persuade Li Ran.
It's just that what he doesn't know is.
Li Ran is not only very talented in weather forecasting, but also a leader in other places.
So Li Ran took out his mobile phone from his arms and opened the mailbox.
"Oh my God, why did the mecha manufacturing master Li Lao send you an email?"
"Oh my God! How the master of anatomy also sent an email. ”
"Oh my God, this is Chinese medicine."
"It's successology."
"And the hypnotists."
"Why are so many masters emailing you and wanting to invite you to be their assistant?" The old man was shocked.
He felt his worldview take a hit.
If Li Ran can learn a major in one year, then he is 16 years old this year.
Suppose he can start thinking and learning when he is just an embryo.
Conceived in October, rounding up thoughts.
That's sixteen plus one.
17 years.
17 subjects.
But there are more than 30 letters in the mailbox, which means that Li Ran's one subject a year is not enough to describe Li Ran's awesomeness!
The old man was about to suffocate.
What a monster-level genius this is.
How could such a genius succumb to the Institute of Meteorology!
The old man came to his senses, so he stopped persuading.
Li Ran naturally wanted to be idle, so he focused on watching his elves learn and grow.
"Bubbles." Floating Bubbles looked at the student Snow Demon Girl with a smile on her face.
The snow demon girl blushed and let out a fart.
"Wow." The sky began to fall with fine snow, but the difference was that this time the snow was accompanied by a foul smell.
Li Ran, who was lying on the grass, had a nose that shook for a while, and finally changed color, and roared angrily:
"Snow Demon Girl, you're eating indiscriminately, your fart stinks!"
The Snow Fairy's food is water and ice, so what is excreted will also be water and ice.
Only after eating other substances will the Snow Demon Girl excrete poop and even let out stinky farts.
And the weather of the Snow Demon Maiden will change according to the condition of her body,
So when the Snow Demon Girl eats a bad stomach and starts farting, her weather will also bring a smell.
A few days ago, after the Snow Demon Girl stole Li Ran's cheesecake, she was out of control and often ate all kinds of snacks.
The result is a fart pull.
Originally, a beautiful girl who liked yin people was stunned and lived as a foot-picking man who excreted casually.
"Down, down, down." It's too hard to learn.
The Snow Demon Maiden was crying, and she felt that it was really difficult to grasp the weather.
Floating Bubbles waved her hand helplessly.
There was nothing he could do about it, and he had done everything he could to teach.
It's just that the Snow Demon Maiden can't grasp it.
Some moves cannot be mastered by learning, and you need to take into account your own talents and conditions.
That's why there are almost no elves that can master more than two types of weather.
The Snow Demon Maiden's performance is already very good, she has mastered the ice and snow weather, and even created the poison ice weather.
There's really no need to force more.
It's just that the Snow Demon Maiden is not satisfied, she wants to become the Weather Empress who will terrify her enemies!
The Snow Demon Maiden stood in front of Li Ran and let out a childish and firm shout.
"From the point where you eat bad stomach and fart will change the taste of the weather."
"Peeling back all of this, I've found that your physical condition can affect the weather."
"Down, down, down." The Snow Demon Maiden nodded vigorously.
"So, that is, if you get hot, is it possible to create daylight weather, and if you are thin, is it rainy?"
Li Ran's words made the Snow Demon Maiden's eyes light up.
But soon the light in her eyes dimmed.
"Down, down, down."
However, illness can change the weather, and this ability is inevitably too weak.
And the elf battle is ever-changing, and there is no time to make yourself sick in battle,
Although Li Ran's analysis hit the bull's-eye, it is reasonable and well-founded.
But it's not feasible.
The Snow Demon Maiden suddenly became a little lonely.
"Don't be sad, everything has a turnaround." Li Ran smiled slightly.
"The performance of the body can be deceived."
"A few hundred years ago, before the alliance existed, the Soviet Union did an experiment."
"They locked a man in a dark cell and slashed a piece of wood on his wrist to create the illusion of bloodletting."
"Then they turn on the faucet and let the water slowly fall to the ground."
"In this ordeal, the man died, unharmed, not even bleeding, but dead."
"Because his brain was deceived, he really thought he was being released from school, so his lips turned pale and he died of blood loss."
Li Ran said unhurriedly.
The Snow Demon Girl's eyes became brighter and brighter as she listened to Li Ran's words.
"Down?"
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"I'm going to let you learn to hypnotize yourself, so that you can trick your brain and create the right weather!"
"Down!" The Snow Demon Maiden's eyes lit up, and she realized!
"Down!" The Snow Demon Maiden shouted crisply.
Five minutes later, Li Ran and the Snow Demon Maiden began to say goodbye to the people at the Weather Research Institute.
"Remember, you have to come back to see me, bad old man!" The old man grabbed Li Ran's hand tightly and cried silently.
"Bubbles!" Floating Bubbles said earnestly to the Snow Witch.
"Down, down, down." The Snow Demon Girl nodded vigorously, her face full of determination!
"It's time to go, thank you for taking care of me during this time." Li Ran beckoned to the researchers at the Weather Research Institute, and bent his legs under the reluctant gaze.
"Bang." Explosive power came from under his feet, and a one-meter-deep pit suddenly appeared under him.
And Li Ran had already taken the snow demon girl to the sky, and disappeared into everyone's eyes after a gorgeous jump.
The researchers' expressions were glazed, and their hands remained waved.