Chapter 332: You Want to Live Here Too?
In the depths of the prison, Xiangcheng was holding a child and riding a panda Erhua, and was escorted by Xiao Changle, which was dazzling along the way.
"Husband, how are you?" Xiangcheng cried so much that he was carrying the pear blossoms and the rain, holding the child and trotting all the way.
"Don't run, don't run, be careful of falling, I'm fine, it's fine." Xiao Rui hurriedly dropped the book in his hand and got up to greet him, first took his son, and then hugged his wife.
"Don't cry, I'm not okay, am I? It's said to be in prison, but it's actually no different from being at home, you see, it's still decorated at home. ”
Xiao Rui comforted Xiangcheng, the little guy in his arms cried, Xiao Rui couldn't coax it, so he had no choice but to hand it over to Xiangcheng. Well, Xiangcheng didn't care about crying, and hurriedly coaxed the child.
Xiao Changle whispered: "Brother-in-law, I saw it, you deliberately pinched the baby." ”
Stop......
Xiao Rui covered the little girl's mouth, lowered his voice and said, "Nonsense, if you don't do this, let your sister cry all the time?" Didn't you see me coaxing? ”
Xiao Changle glanced at him and thought, "But the baby will hurt a lot." ”
Holding down Xiao Changle, Xiao Rui stepped forward and coaxed Xiangcheng: "Look, I'm not fine." The child is not used to the dark and oppressive environment here, you can take it home quickly, I will go back after a while, it will be fine. ”
Yes? Are you leaving? Xiao Changle cried with a sad face.
Xiao Rui glared fiercely, meaning auntie, can you stop talking.
"Husband, come with us, you have made a great contribution, why should you be imprisoned? Aren't you just afraid that your achievements will be high? We don't want this ruined credit, and we don't want official positions, go home and farm, and see if my father has any reason to lock us up? ”
…… Isn't it, Xiangcheng? I really didn't expect you to be such a person.
Xiao Rui really wants to cover his eyes, it's only been a few years? When I first met Xiangcheng, Wenwen was quiet, typically well-behaved and sensible, but now these words, if the emperor's daughter hears them, I don't know if she will be angry to death?
"Madame, Madam, discourage. Isn't this okay, I was born and died on the front line for so many days, and I spent so much money, and I didn't give a reward when I came back, and I was asked to go home and farm? That's a big loss, isn't it? I've been working for a few months in vain? ”
"No, who the hell are you helping? Are you really trying to save me? Or are you helping your father save money? ”
As he spoke, Xiao Rui was stunned and quickly covered his eyes.
Xiangcheng was also stunned...... I?
Grievances welled up in his heart, and Xiangcheng immediately cried, "How can you think so? Xiangcheng never thought of helping his father...... I just don't want you to suffer in prison, the husband doesn't trust the concubine, then it's good, the concubine will die! ”
As he spoke, he threw the child to Xiao Rui, and turned around to crash into the wall.
Xiao Rui hurriedly pulled it, "How come?" Just kidding, really kidding...... Changle, did you say that my brother-in-law was joking, right? Hurry up and persuade your sister. ”
I? Xiao Changle pouted, don't look over, I don't know who didn't let me open my mouth just now.
…… It's really convincing you two sisters, and there is no fuel-efficient lamp.
It was useless for Xiao Rui to apologize, Changle was impatient, and walked over and twisted the baby's ass hard.
Wow, wow......
"Sister, sister, the baby is crying again, my brother-in-law is too stupid, he won't take the child at all, can you hurry up and see if the baby is hungry?"
Sure enough, Xiangcheng wiped a handful of tears, stretched out his hand and took the child distressedly, turned around and sat on the edge of the bed and began to feed.
Xiao Rui gave Xiao Changle a thumbs up and praised: "Okay, I learned very fast." ”
Xiao Changle raised his chin proudly.
"Strange, why did you cry so much this time? Can't coax you to breastfeed? Xiao Rui looked at the child and wondered a little, "Could it be that you are really pinching?" ”
"That's right, if you don't really pinch, are you still pretending? How can you cry if it doesn't hurt? Xiao Changle was puzzled.
Xiao Rui covered his eyes and said, "Just pinch it lightly and cry twice, where is the real pinch?" ”
Xiao Rui ran over distressedly, lifted the child's clothes and saw that it was over, and it was already green.
Xiao Changle lowered his head and counted the ants: If you don't say it earlier, people don't know.
Xiao Rui looked at Xiangcheng who was breastfeeding, and walked over slowly, Xiao Changle hurriedly pulled it, "Don't look at it, it's rude for a woman to be breastfeeding." ”
Xiao Rui smiled bitterly: "I'm your brother-in-law, and it's not that I haven't seen it...... Phew, I'm not going to peek, phew, what peek? I'm not trying to see your sister breastfeeding, I'm trying to persuade your sister. ”
Sitting on the edge of the bed, while watching Xiangcheng breastfeeding, Xiao Rui comforted: "It's not that I'm greedy for fame and fortune, it's that I don't want your mother and son to suffer with me." Don't worry, Your Majesty is just scareping, isn't he like this often? I'm used to it. After a period of time, I will stay in Zhuangzi and never go out again, I don't care about any national affairs, and concentrate on accompanying your mother and son. ”
Xiangcheng choked up and said, "You said the same last time......
I......
"Ahem, don't cry, the medical book says that when people cry, the milk is bitter, and children are easy to be stupid when they eat it."
Yes?
Xiangcheng immediately hugged the child away, frightened, "Really, husband?" So what to do? Why didn't you say it earlier? The child has already eaten several bites, should you give him some medicine and spit out? ”
The little baby in my arms cried even more.
(ps: Little baby: Xiao Rui, you are enough, you coax your daughter-in-law to pull me into the water?) I'm going to be killed by you. )
"It's okay, a few mouthfuls are not a big problem, as long as you are happy, let him eat more happy milk and it will be solved."
"Oh oh......" Xiangcheng believed it, barely squeezed out a smile, and said with a sad face: "I, I can't be happy." ”
Xiao Rui: "The environment here is too depressing, of course you can't laugh." The home environment is good, you can go home with peace of mind, take care of the children with peace of mind, I am fine here. ”
Xiangcheng: ...... I feel like you're lying to me.
Xiao Changle grinned: "Sister, he's lying to you again." It wasn't written in the medical book at all. And if you want to be happy, you can ask him to tell you a joke. ”
Xiao Rui: Thank you for your mouthy little girl......
After a while, the bottom of the prison laughed again and again, Xiao Rui was a good storyteller, which made Xiangcheng forget his previous unhappiness, and even the children giggled.
Two shouts came from the door: "Husband, how are you?" We've come to see you. ”
It was Wei Yanran and Li Shengnan who came to visit the prison with their children.
The bottom of the entire prison is like Xiao Rui's own home, and a table can be set up for a family banquet. A group of jailers sighed, Champion Hou is really not a mortal, look at this posture? Going to jail is different from others.
The prisoners in the prison were also stunned, and they saw the hell, why is the prison so lively today? There are beautiful women passing by, tsk...... The champion Hou is blessed and envied by others.
Seeing that it was afternoon, Xiao Rui urged a few people to hurry home, but the three ladies said in unison: "No, I want to stay with you." ”
What??? Do you stay? What about the child?
"I have already told my mother that I will leave the child to my mother first, and the nurse will be found."
Burst...... Isn't it, all three of them have to stay? Want to sleep with me? It's worth sitting in this prison, and I don't have this treatment at home.
Xiao Rui's heart was pounding, if this really lets you stay, I'm afraid that tomorrow's recital of the Ministry of Rites and the Imperial History Observatory will be able to collapse His Majesty's table.
"Lao Gao, Lao Gao, has Zhao Deyan arrived?" Xiao Rui shouted loudly to the old Gao who was standing guard.