Chapter 355: Shameless Deal
"Fang Er be careful!"
Qin Huaidao, who was watching, couldn't speak, Fang Er suffered, although the tiger pounced and dodged, but he didn't guard against the tiger and turned around in place, and the huge tiger tail hit Fang Er's back firmly, like a huge rope, hitting Fang Er a stumbling, staggering two steps, and falling into the mud.
"What? Do you play really? Dare to do the trick? Fang Er got up angrily and took the initiative to pounce on the tiger.
"Fang Er, hit it!" Many people began to applaud.
"yes, nice punch!"
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Xiao Changle shouted at the big cat: "Big cat, work hard, and reward you for your delicious food." ”
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"Hurry up and grab the little princess, you can't shout to the big cat!" The welcoming team soon came out with a few acquaintances and surrounded Xiao Changle.
"What are you doing? Warn you, hurry up and get out of the way, otherwise......" Xiao Changle's threat was obviously useless, and she was unaware for a while, and she was covered by someone from behind and hugged her directly. No matter how much she slapped and struggled, it didn't help, and the audience around her laughed.
Today's wedding is really lively, watching the calligraphy and painting, watching the competition and fighting the beasts are applauding.
"Stop, stop...... Don't fight, don't fight. "It turned out that Fang Er was the first to call stop?
Everyone looked at him in amazement, feeling that one person and one tiger had not yet distinguished the superior.
Even the tiger grinned and mocked Fang Er humanely, meaning to admit defeat?
Fang Er was so angry, he pointed at it and said ruthlessly: "You wait for me, when the master comes over in armor, let's fight for another three hundred rounds!" ”
No armor...... Xiao Changle struggled to shout, but unfortunately he was covered by someone, his limbs were hanging in the air, and he couldn't shout anything, so he could only watch the big cat be fooled.
Soon, Fang Yiai, who was dressed in bright light armor, returned to the battle, hooked his finger towards the big cat, and let the horse go, phew, let the tiger come over.
"Beware!" This time it was Fang Yiai's mother who shouted.
On the contrary, the others coaxed one after another, and they all cheered for the tigers.
Fang Xuanling also clenched his fists and shouted excitedly, and Du Ruhui next to him listened and said, "No, Xuanling, why are you cheering for the tiger?" Shouldn't you support your second boy? ”
Ahem......
Fang Xuanling covered Du Ruhui's mouth: "Be quiet, don't let my wife hear it." ”
But isn't it, if Fang Yiai's mother hears that her husband cheers for the tiger and bullies her son, then it's okay? The Fang family had to break a batch of washboards again.
I only heard Fang Xuanling explain in a low voice: "It's not surprising that the beloved goes into battle to kill the enemy, and knows some moves and stratagems. Brother Keming, didn't you notice that this tiger is also shrewdly tight? From time to time, he deliberately sells a flaw to deceive his bereavement, and it is rare to see such a smart beast. ”
Yes? This...... This explanation? What do you think? Does this have anything to do with being smart or not? Are you your own father? My son is being beaten.
The second time the battle started, it was still the same old routine, the tiger flew up, this time Fang Er did not dodge, but instead charged his horse and hit the tiger with a hard hook punch to the tiger's chin.
Sou! Bang!
Everyone was dumbfounded, this, is this still human? With so much strength? Knocked a tiger flying?
"What a love!" The greeting team was the first to applaud, and then ushered in a full house.
Is the love of the armor-wearing bereavement so strong?
The group of people in charge of Xiao Changle also looked stupid, and involuntarily let go of Xiao Changle.
Xiao Changle kicked them one by one, and then ran to the side of the tiger to cheer him on, "Big cat, don't be afraid, he is just wearing an iron shell, you can run faster than him, find a way to sneak attack him." ”
The big cat stood up again, and one man and one tiger confronted each other, but after a while, everyone actually saw the wandering and fear in the eyes of the tiger?
"Hey, you idiot, how do you go backwards? No refund! Dare to take a step back, military law engaged! Xiao Changle was so angry that he kicked a few times at the thick hind legs of the big cat.
Everyone laughed, the little princess is worthy of being a general who has been on the battlefield, looking at this words and deeds, she looks like a general.
Fang Yiai hooked his fingers proudly: "Stupid cat, come again!" If you are not afraid of being beaten, you will continue to block the door. If you're afraid, get out of the way and suffer less flesh and skin. ”
On the one hand, it is a provocation that makes people go up, and on the other hand, it is the coercion and reprimand of the little master, the big cat regrets taking this task today, and he knows how good it is to let the second brother Xiong go.
With a low roar, he threw himself towards Fang Yiai again, this time he learned smartly, and he did not face hard, but relied on the flexible advantage of turning and jumping, and deceived Fang Yiai back and forth, which made Fang Yiai's fist fall short.
"Good! What a smart tiger. Countless guests were amazed.
Fang Yiai was bound by an iron shell, and he carried too much weight on his body, although he increased his defense, but also greatly reduced his flexibility, and he couldn't touch a tiger hair for a long time.
"Soul is weak, don't jump around if you have the ability, have a good fight with me! Let you taste the power of the master's fist! ”
Now it's the turn of Fang Yiai to be irritable.
The tiger proudly learned from Xiao Changle's appearance, and even stuck out his tongue and wanted to make a grimace? Is this still a tiger? He said that he was a child, and believed it.
"Shame, Second Brother Fang, you can't beat my big cat even if you wear armor." Xiao Changle began to gloat and taunt.
Fang Yiai is a really thick character, where can he stand this?
With a roar, he suddenly hugged the distracted tiger unexpectedly, and then one forced, one person and one tiger were entangled, and they began to roll on the ground, rolling over and over, and everyone was stunned.
Many people sighed, isn't it, this? Is this wrestling with a tiger hugging its neck? What do you think? Still human?
Xiao Changle also gloated and shouted the trumpet, cheering for the tiger.
Mrs. Fang is about to faint, will her bereaved love be fine, will she kowtow her head?
The head? It doesn't exist, the bright light armor wraps around the whole body, and he wears a helmet. It's the tiger that suffers.
After rolling for a full quarter of an hour, it seemed that the winner had finally been decided, Fang Yiai turned over and rode on the tiger, punching the tiger's head with a punch.
What about the Tigers? I don't know if I was dizzy, or if I was out of strength, I was lying on my stomach and pretending to be dead, no matter how Fang Er beat him, he didn't move, and he was like mud.
"Stop, stop! Don't fight, break my big, I'm not done with you! Xiao Changle panicked, immediately ran to pull the frame, pushed away the second room, hugged the tiger in distress, and called out one after another, and actually cried loudly, very distressed.
Me, I...... Fang Er was stunned, didn't he say a fair gladiatorial fight? I, why are you crying when I win the battle? Shall I go up and coax it?
The surrounding audience also sympathized with the little princess, accusing Fang Er and saying, "You kid, play a game, why are you so serious?" What should I do? ”
The welcoming team immediately surrounded Fang Er, protected it, and shouted in unison that the victory had been won, and this level had passed.
"Bereavement, good job, well done! Don't listen to their nonsense. A group of brothers were so relieved and encouraged, Fang Er laughed.
Xiao Changle glanced at the welcoming team hatefully, especially Fang Er, everyone didn't care, a little girl, she would definitely cry if she lost.
Xiao Changle called Xiong Er and Da Bai, dragged the limp tiger into the small courtyard, and closed the door.
Qin Huaidao asked in a low voice, "Bereavement, how did you settle the tiger?" That thing can't be so wasteful, right? ”
"Hehe, Brother Qin can see it?"
"Of course, you punched and faked, and the fight was too fake. If it weren't for the little princess's lack of martial arts, she could see it. ”
"I told the big cat not to beat him if he pretended to be dead once, and gave him two jars of good wine to drink in a few days."
"What? The Tiger still drinks? ”
"I guessed, Panda Erhua is an alcoholic, and we have a very good relationship. The tiger is the younger brother of Erhua, and eighty percent has also drunk. Hey, I guessed it. ”
It's not like you've beaten it, it's a shameless deal! Just deceived Xiao Changle and a little girl? Do you want to face one person and one tiger?
"Amazing, bereavement, who says that you are stupid and coarse, I will be the first to disagree." Cheng Huaimo patted Fang Er's shoulder, in fact, several of them were stupid and coarse.
At this moment, the door of the small courtyard opened, and Li Chengqian rushed out and shouted, "Which of you bullied my sister? ”