Chapter 423: What About People? I'm going to hack him
Xiao Rui came to the Taiji Palace, but there was no one. All the way to the small study, or no one?
"What about people? Where are the Tibetans? ”
One of the guards was puzzled: "Master Hou, what are you doing with the Tubo people?" ”
"What to do? Ben Hou is going to chop them alive! Xiao Rui said sharply.
The man was startled, "Master Hou, you, you're not joking, are you?" ”
Xiao Rui: Do you think I'm joking?
The other party didn't dare to speak, he wasn't sure, if the Hou Ye really split the Tubo envoys alive, would he be implicated?
Xiao Rui glared at him and asked, "Why isn't there one person?" What about Your Majesty? ”
"Just now the harem came to report that the queen mother was sick, and His Majesty must have gone to the harem to establish a political palace."
Here, the waiters Lao Wang and Li Junxian caught up, "Master Hou, Master Hou is angry!" ”
Xiao Rui sneered: "Lao Wang, when I split the group of souls in Tubo, the anger will naturally be extinguished. ”
After speaking, he strode towards the harem palace.
Lao Wang and Li Junxian escorted all the way.
A group of guards in the Taiji Hall were puzzled, and they all guessed, did the Tubo people do something evil? Provoke Hou Ye so hate?
As soon as he walked to the door of the Lizheng Palace, Xiao Rui heard the queen coughing violently inside.
The guard at the door blocked the way, "Master Hou, you must not trespass without notification!" ”
Xiao Rui pushed it away, "Get out, Ben Hou was summoned by His Majesty to see the queen's mother." ”
Li Er frowned inside and shouted, "Let him in." ”
Xiao Rui broke in and saw that several imperial doctors were trembling and discussing, and Li Er sat beside the queen and personally accompanied him.
Xiao Rui walked to the side of several imperial doctors and asked about the situation in a whisper, and several people saw Xiao Rui coming, as if they had found the backbone of the heart, and immediately came to their senses. Poured out everything he knew.
"Zang Feng, who is out of the way, is nothing serious, it's just that his throat is blocked in a panic, and it will be fine in a while." The queen was kind to this son-in-law.
Xiao Rui stretched out his hand to check his pulse, and at the same time looked at the pale queen, and after a while, he asked, "Mother-in-law, do you have any special symptoms because of the discomfort in your lungs above your chest?" ”
The queen nodded: "I feel tightness in my chest, and I can't breathe from time to time...... Oh yes, throat clogged, like, like ......"
An indescribable feeling, the queen pondered.
Xiao Rui continued: "It's like swallowing a piece of fat stuck in your throat, swallowing and not being able to swallow, and not being able to spit it out, right?" ”
Yes, yes, yes, that's what it feels like!
The queen was pleasantly surprised: "How do you know? I haven't eaten meat recently, how can I feel this way? ”
Hearing this, Li Er asked anxiously, "Boy, is there a way to heal?" ”
Xiao Rui smiled confidently: "Yes." This disease has a name called 'plum cough', which is more common in women. This is a qi disease, which is often caused by fright or anger, and only needs to take medicine to straighten out the qi. ”
Li Er frowned and looked at several imperial doctors, and said dissatisfiedly: "It's so simple, you have been discussing for a long time?" ”
A few people didn't dare to speak, Xiao Rui smiled and helped relieve the siege: "Don't blame them." Fierce drugs are needed to treat acute diseases, but strong drugs are often toxic, and they have to be cautious. ”
Li Er understood, he knew the character of these people, and when they treated the people in the palace, they often used expensive but harmless tonics, because they were afraid that they would take responsibility for eating bad. But things always have a priority, right? And if you delay your treatment because you are afraid of responsibility? Isn't it the one who harms us in the end? What a bunch of rubbish!
ps: Imperial Doctors: Put you in our place, can you try it? I'm afraid you're going to do the same thing.
Looking at Xiao Rui's face, Li Er didn't scold, but glared at him and urged: "Okay, let's open a prescription." ”
Xiao Rui smiled and said to a few people: "Actually, you all have countermeasures, but you don't dare to use them." In the late Han Dynasty, Zhang Zhongjing's "Jin Kui Yaolu" recorded that in this case, Banxia Magnolia soup is enough. ”
One of them said, "Can you add citrus aurantium and bellflower?" ”
Xiao Rui laughed and said, "Wonderful! The diaphragm is not wide to add oranges, which is to add these two flavors. ”
Walked to the bookcase and wrote with his own hands, "One liter in half summer, three taels of magnolia, four taels of Poria cocos, five taels of ginger, two taels of perilla leaves, six jujubes (broken), four taels of citrus aurantium, and three taels of bellflower." Take 7 liters of water, boil 4 liters, divide the temperature for 4 servings, and take it once a day and three nights. ”
After writing it, it was handed to a few people, "Take it and grab the medicine." Lao Wang, you go with you, and when it's ready, you will send it back. ”
A few imperial doctors happily accepted the order, and they had already wanted to leave, leaving to wait to be scolded? Maybe the emperor will be angry and his job will be smashed.
Not long after, Lao Wang sent a decoction, Xiao Rui tasted it, and then Li Er personally fed it to the queen, watching the queen take the medicine and rest, and then walked out with peace of mind.
"You know why the queen is sick, right?" Li Er asked with a gloomy face.
Xiao Rui nodded, "Is it because the Tubo people are making nonsense and want to marry our princess of the Tang Dynasty?" ”
"It's not just the princess, but it's also named to be happy." Li Er's voice was murderous.
Xiao Rui lifted his robe and said sharply: "Father-in-law, where are the Tubo people?" I'm going to slaughter them. ”
Li Er said, "Arrange to live in Honglu Temple, wait...... Bastard, if I can kill someone, I still need to call you? ”
Xiao Rui was puzzled, "Why can't you kill?" It's easier to kill a few brutes than chickens. I don't need to make a move, the fifth brother is enough alone. ”
Li Junxian hid weakly aside, and discussed in his heart: ...... I can't blow it, and Tubo also has masters. Wait, you mean, I'm only worthy of killing weak chickens?
Li Er glanced at Xiao Rui, "You want to make a move, but when you look down at your body, you can't help but be weak, and you will fall down when you blow, and you still think you are the best in the world?" ”
"The two countries are not at war yet. Stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, the other party comes with a congratulatory gift and comes to ask for a kiss in good faith, we have no reason to kill people. ”
Xiao Rui said disdainfully: "If they ask for a kiss, should we agree?" Why? Who is the boss of this area? These four sides of the world, isn't it our Datang who has the final say? Could it be that Tibet is stronger than us? ”
Li Er scolded with a smile: "You kid, how can you learn to be as reckless as Zhijie and Jingde?" We will not fight for no reason, and diplomatic relations should be based on harmony. So we can't fight, Tubo also understands the rules, and it is considered polite, so we have no reason to oppress people with power. ”
Speaking of this, Li Er lowered his voice: "Moreover, the country of Tubo is different, it is not easy to fight, it is said that there is a supernatural support, and our people enter Tubo as if they are cursed, dizzy and have no power to fight." ”
What?
Xiao Rui almost laughed out loud, "What kind of bullshit supernatural support?" It's all they bragging, right? Isn't it just altitude sickness? People who don't understand are still just daring to jump in front of me? Do you want to blackmail us into sending the princess and kiss? Phew! Look for death. Give me two years to ensure that I will train a group of elite soldiers who will exterminate Tibet. ”
What? You're kidding me? You're saying, what kind of supernatural support is fake? Can you fix that curse? Li Er took Xiao Rui's hand in surprise.