Chapter 612: Feeding the Tiger with Your Body
"Yo, rare guest, you kid is finally willing to come over to see me? Didn't you say that you don't want to set foot in Chang'an City again in this life? In the small study room of the Taiji Palace, Li Er joked in a weird way.
Xiao Rui: ......
If I couldn't hide from it, I wouldn't have bothered to come. Chang'an City is like a big curtain, your palace is like a coffin, full of darkness and treachery, you feel uncomfortable when you come in, and you enjoy yourself.
"Ahem, where? It's just that I want to be lazy and catch fish for a few more days. Xiao Rui blushed and defended.
Is it?
"It's okay, I like fishing, so I can fish for a few more days. I allow you to take leave, and you can rest as long as you want, and the affairs of the court will never disturb you. Li Er snorted coldly.
Xiao Rui said with a smile: "Father-in-law, what are you doing here?" Although the son-in-law Xiao Rui loves to be lazy, but filial piety has not fallen, no, although he came in a hurry today, he also brought a gift. ”
Li Er raised his eyebrows, his face softened slightly, and he scolded with a smile: "Okay, if you want me to reveal the past, I'll bet on this gift." If it doesn't suit your heart, choose a punishment yourself. ”
Xiao Rui wanted to dodge: "Ahem, it's all a family, take a few days off and rest, where can you talk about punishment?" ”
"Where did the family come from? It is the Tang Emperor who is talking to you now, not your father-in-law. ”
……
If you have it, the name of the world's first hob meat should be given to you, and it will be difficult for General Cheng to beat the horse.
Reaching into his arms, he pretended to take something, but in fact he took out a small wooden box from the spirit ring.
"I heard that my father-in-law is interested in those three exams, so I took the time to make you an exquisite one. You can play a game or two in your spare time. ”
Oh?
Could it be that this is the Rubik's Cube that Changle said?
Li Er was extremely interested, stretched out his hand to take it, couldn't wait to open it, played with it a little, but couldn't figure out its internal structure, nodded and praised: "Well, yes, it's really ingenious." You can figure it out. ”
"Hehe, it's nothing. Play it twice more and you'll be able to figure out the structure, and this trick will take less than two years to get a goof. Xiao Rui said modestly.
Li Er turned around a few times, and felt that he couldn't untie it for the time being, so he put down the gift, covered it and put it on the desk, side by side with the jade seal. Then he asked about the matter: "Say, it must be a big deal if you can run in person?" Could it be about the imperial examination? ”
Xiao Rui sat down next to him and took the teacup of the waiter Lao Gao, Lao Gao consciously retreated, and there were two people in the house.
"It's not an imperial examination, it's a strange thing. Do you know about the bereaved marriage? ”
Li Erbai glanced at him, "Nonsense, I just asked someone to pass the message yesterday and ask how Gao Yang of the Fang family is?" What, you're here for this? You kid won't want to beat my daughter again, will you? ”
Burst......
"How can this be? What do you think? I am loyal to Xiangcheng, and I have nothing more than thoughts about other princesses. Xiao Rui swore a gambling curse.
Li Er said angrily: "Loyalty? Forget it, Xiangcheng didn't pass the door, you married two equal wives, and you still have the face to say that you are loyal? You don't deserve that. ”
"But it's not a thought...... Forgive me for not daring. Say, what's wrong? ”
Xiao Rui sorted out his thoughts for a moment and spoke again: "According to the bereaved love, before you, he had seen several women, and one of them was actually from the Zheng family in Xingyang, and he was also a concubine. ”
Oh? Is there such a thing?
Li Er was also surprised.
"Fang Xiang can see that this is a deliberate conspiracy set up by the Zheng family, and it is clearly aimed at me. So let my bereaved love go to me, but it's about Gao Yang, where do I dare to make a decision? So I'm coming to you. ”
Impotence? Well, it's indeed a conspiracy!
"I know that you are not afraid of heaven and earth, so I deliberately used this trick. They know that the house can be seen through, even as simple as the love of the house, so they ...... They just deliberately gave you the question. ”
Xiao Rui smiled: "Yes! If I don't dare to let my beloved marry someone, people will say that I, Xiao Rui, am afraid of them. Hehe, this agitation method is really shallow. ”
Li Er nodded: "No, then how are they sure that you will agree?" You Xiao Rui values love and righteousness, and you will not bet on the marriages of the people around you. ”
"Of course the means have been used. Generally, when the sons of princes and nobles go on blind dates, they are matchmakers who inquire about the family background, and then show the woman's portrait to the man's parents, and the man and woman do not meet. They used a trick that was not very clever to let the bereaved love meet the woman in advance. Later, when the portrait was sent, the bereaved love naturally treated it differently. ”
"This is my guess, I am embarrassed to say that I didn't break the matter of him being calculated. Otherwise, with his character, no matter how much I try to persuade him, he will be angry and refuse. ”
Listening to Xiao Rui's narration, Li Er raised his eyebrows, "So, you have already agreed?" I originally wanted to marry Gao Yang to Fang Yiai, this son-in-law is good, honest, and capable. Oh...... No wonder you were willing to deign to come to Chang'an in person, and you also brought a gift, which turned out to be a lobbyist for the Zheng family in Xingyang, so that I could give up a good son-in-law? ”
", what kind of heart is Ann? It's a shame that your mother-in-law and I treat you really on weekdays, and we don't treat your own son well either, but you're good, and your elbow is turned out? ”
Burst......
What is this?
Xiao Rui was output by Li Eryi, and he almost didn't faint, "You have to got, why do you think so?" Then I don't care, can't I? Whoever their family likes to marry, your family is married. As for the Xingyang Zheng family? Let them go, I originally wanted to use this opportunity to make a counter-trick and see what they were plotting. ”
"But what you say, I, Xiao Rui, am not a human being inside and out. This kind of thing has nothing to do with me, so I continue to go fishing. ”
After saying that, he turned around and left. Don't look at what he said so aggrieved, walking so chicly, in fact, he is ruthless in his heart, if Fang Er really follows the historical trajectory and comes together with Gao Yang...... Tsk, that's really unsightly.
It doesn't matter if Xiao Rui didn't come, since he came, the title of the green hat king, who do you like to find, in short, it can't fall on my little brother's head.
Li Er was so angry that he slapped the table case, "Bastard! Stop! ”
"If you talk about it, you won't get back!"
"What? Don't you see the tea cold? Do you want me to pour tea for you? ”
…… Phew, that's a bad excuse. complained in his heart, but Xiao Rui still honestly turned around and came back to refill the cup, and the embarrassing atmosphere was revealed.
Li Erping said calmly: "Knowing that it is bait, you still have to bite the hook?" Can't you change your unbending character? Isn't it enough to suffer a loss once? ”
"You don't need to risk your life, I married Gao Yang to Fang Yiai, and outsiders can't say anything about you."
"If you insist on letting Fang Yiai marry the daughter of the Zheng family, then after the two get married, I can transfer Fang Yiai out to serve as a real general. This kid has been by your side for a long time, and he is always a guard, which is too condescending. ”
Feeling Li Er's care, Xiao Rui smiled. But the cynicism on his face always gave Li Er a headache.
"Two paths, you choose, no negotiation."
Xiao Rui laughed, put away his cynicism, and said quite seriously: "I, Xiao Rui, have never known what it means to be afraid when I came to this world. Since they are willing to let their daughters feed the tigers with their bodies, how can I not take a good look at the big drama they have arranged? Doesn't she just want to get close to me and then get the secrets of Xiaojiazhuang? Then I'll show them all. ”
Feeding tigers? People are marrying their daughters to give Fang Yi's love, not to marrying you, a smiling tiger. How can it be called feeding a tiger with its body?
In fact, there is no difference, the Zheng family can't marry their daughter to Xiao Rui, otherwise where will it be the turn to get the love of the house?
But it can also be seen that they have a unique vision, Fang Er is not only Xiao Rui's personal guard, but also Xiao Rui's favorite little brother, such a person who is easy to be ignored is just the most suitable.
The corners of Xiao Rui's mouth curled, "It's just, if you see Xiao Jiazhuang being mediocre and nothing, I don't know if the Zheng family's face will be very exciting?" ”
Li Er was slightly stunned, and after reacting, he couldn't help but laugh and scolded: "You kid, you have a bad stomach." However, always so confident, are you really not afraid of playing badly? ”
Xiao Rui shook his head confidently, "Foolproof." ”
"Humph! Okay, you can play if you want, but I said ugly things earlier, if you hurt my daughter and grandson by playing with your hands, hum, I skinned you with my own hands! Li Er smacked out.
In the evening, when the sky was getting dark, Xiao Ruicai came to Fang Er's house under the escort of the inner servant Lao Gao, and when the first prime minister Fang Xuanling went out to greet him.
This night, it is destined that Chang'an City will not be calm, and countless pairs of eyes are staring at Fang Xiangfu, guessing that the purpose of the champion Hou's entry into Chang'an this time must be something terrible.
The Zheng family smiled slightly, and everything played out in the expected direction.