"Didn't you say you wanted to be with me? Just said it and then regretted it? Zheng Liwan asked rhetorically.

But I ......

Fang Er's eyebrows were almost squeezed together, and he stretched out his fingers and calculated: "I have one heart with Brother Xiao, and then the two of us have one heart, that is, the three of us have one heart." Well, that's right, then you and Brother Xiao are also of the same mind, so in this case, you won't do anything to be sorry for Brother Xiao. There is no reason to say that Brother Xiao wants to pit himself. ”

Burst......

This answer was something Zheng Liwan didn't expect, she almost laughed angrily, looking at this honest husband, isn't he really stupid, it's not so easy to coax.

"No, we are husband and wife now, you should first have the same heart with me, and then ...... with your big brother Xiao"

"Isn't that still the same? Look, I'll give you the ......" Before she could finish speaking, Fang Er interrupted, and then stretched out his hand to pull it again.

Me, I......

Zheng Liwan was about to lose her temper.

"Okay, okay, don't forget it. I mean, what if, what if I have to force you to do it? ”

"Do what?"

"It's just to do something that hurts your big brother Xiao."

Fang Er shook his head firmly: "I don't do it." ”

"Really? If you don't share my heart, I'll be angry. Didn't you say you liked me? Zheng Liwan asked tentatively.

Forehead......

"Are you really, really going to force me to pit Brother Xiao?" Fang Er looked at the other party seriously and asked.

Zheng Liwan looked into the other party's eyes bravely with the eyes of the school examination, "Well, then what will you choose?" Me or him? ”

Hearing this answer, the next moment, Fang Er didn't hesitate at all, stood up directly, subdued Zheng Liwan with three or two quick hands and feet, pressed the person down squarely, face down, and then said loudly: "Then don't blame me for turning my face and being ruthless, you just say that you can't carry the beating, right?" ”

Burst......

I, you...... What are you doing......

Zheng Liwan didn't expect that it was originally just a test topic, why did she suddenly do it? You say that you have martial arts, but don't use it to your wife at home.

"Hey, what are you doing? Whining...... You bullied me the night you got married......"

Fang Er turned a deaf ear to his wife's miserable sale, and instead explained seriously: "Lady, don't blame me." If you want to blame it, blame you for doing something wrong. ”

"Hey, people are just asking you a few questions, what did you do wrong?" Zheng Liwan cried.

"I am Brother Xiao's personal bodyguard, and I swear to protect Brother Xiao's safety. Brother Xiao's safety is related to the country's social welfare, and no one can have two hearts. You are my wife, so naturally you should protect Brother Xiao with me, how can you have the idea of hurting him? ”

"So, what are you going to do? I'm just talking. Zheng Liwan suddenly became a little scared.

Fang Er grinned and actually laughed, "Of course, fortunately you just talked." Do you really want to make a move on Brother Xiao? You're dead. Hehe, you're my wife, of course I'm reluctant to kill you, but ...... If a girl is disobedient, it's okay to beat her. This is also what my big brother Xiao taught. ”

"I'm sorry lady, although I like you, I can't watch you do stupid things. When it hurts later, you can shout out, and after this beating, I will help you get the best gold sore medicine. ”

What? Gold sore medicine? Are you going to beat me to the point of blood?

Burst......

Zheng Liwan was directly frightened and fainted.

Hey, hey......

Fang Er pushed a few times and didn't move, so he let go of the other party and said boringly: "With this bit of guts, you still want to pit Brother Xiao?" Hey...... It seems that disciplining a daughter-in-law is quite simple, and I will brag to Brother Xiao another day. ”

Stretched out his hand to help Zheng Liwan push the blood, and after a while, the other party woke up leisurely and was so frightened that he hid in the bed.

Fang Er's hand stopped in mid-air awkwardly, "Okay, don't be afraid, I didn't move a finger of you at all." You have to promise me that you must not have the slightest intention of harming my brother Xiao, otherwise I, I will ...... Even if I can't bear it, I'll send you back. ”

Zheng Liwan's heart thumped, and she asked tremblingly, "That, that...... Will you still hit me? ”

Fang Er glanced at him and affirmed his position dissatisfiedly, "My Fang Er's fists are for protection, not for beating my daughter-in-law." Just now I just scared and scared you, and if you are obedient, I won't do it. Didn't you say yes, one heart? Isn't I hitting myself when I hit you? ”

"Brother Xiao said, you are smarter than me, let me listen to you in the future. But I thought about it, I can listen to you, but you can't let me hurt Brother Xiao. I can listen to you for anything but this. ”

Poof......

What kind of logic is this......

Zheng Liwan seemed to know Fang Er's bottom line, looking at the other party with a hint of gentleness, she simply let down the guard in her heart and nodded: "Okay, I promise you." Don't scare me anymore. ”

"Well, I promise you too."

Fang Er thought to himself, as long as you don't cheat Brother Xiao, what am I going to do to scare you? If you dare to do something bad, I'll do it directly. If you can do it, why scare?

If Zheng Liwan hears Fang Er's heart, I don't know if she will vomit blood.

"Then, what if I asked you to take me to Xiaojiazhuang for a walk?" Zheng Liwan asked tentatively.

Fang Er nodded calmly and said, "What are you going to do?" I am Brother Xiao's personal guard, and I am responsible for my duties and will not leave an inch. You are my mother, so naturally you want to live in Xiaojiazhuang with me. Brother Xiao has already prepared the yard for us. He also said that there were your friends inside, and he wouldn't be uncomfortable if he went. ”

"Hehe, I like to live in Xiaojiazhuang, and you will love it there. There are the best people in the world, as well as the best food and wine, and if you are bored on weekdays, you can also learn to play mahjong with a few sisters-in-law, which is very interesting. Over the years, I have gambled with Cheng Qian and them, and I always lose, hehe, you learned to play mahjong can help me win back. ”

Mahjong? What is Mahjong? Zheng Liwan feels novel, is it a new gambling device?

Fang Er nodded: "Well, that's right, it was invented by Brother Xiao." It's funny. In addition, there is a kind of poker, which is only available in Xiaojiazhuang, and cannot be seen outside. ”

Zheng Liwan was very curious, pulled Fang Er to sit down, the two snuggled up to the bed, Zheng Liwan said gently: "Husband, can you tell me about Xiaojiazhuang?" I've always been curious when I heard that it was very mysterious. By the way, if there is a taboo, forget it, I don't want you to be embarrassed. ”

Fang Er's heart was pounding, it was the first time he was like a girl.

While holding his daughter-in-law's hand with courage, he patiently explained, "Of course it's no problem." Brother Xiao said, you are my wife, you are your own person, there is nothing to hide from you. We just got married and need to stay in Chang'an for a few days to accompany our parents. I'll be able to take you to Xiaojiazhuang after a while......"

The husband and wife kept telling the story until the middle of the moon, and then they went to bed in their clothes, and Qin Se and Ming.

The next day, I got up to say hello to my parents, Zheng Liwan couldn't get up at all, her body was delicate, where was Fang Er, the opponent of a person with deep internal skills? She was so ashamed that she hid in the bed all day and didn't dare to show her face.

In the study, Fang Xuanling asked with concern how his son was getting along. Fang Er is like a treasure, describing his achievements in educating his wife.

Hearing that the new daughter-in-law fainted on the night of the wedding, Fang Xuanling almost broke a few beards, but after thinking about it, although his son spoke straighter, there was nothing wrong with him.

So he encouraged with emotion: "Yes, you have a good grasp of proportion." Hehe, it's better than being a father. However, don't talk about this kind of private matter in the room everywhere and make people laugh. ”

Fang Er nodded and said, "Well, the child has written it down." Dad, if there is nothing else, I'll go to find Brother Xiao, Wan'er's body is not very good, I will ask Brother Xiao to come over to see her illness, it just so happens that he has been living in the Hou Mansion for the past two days. ”

Fang Xuanling really wanted to cover his eyes, this stupid child, where is his body and bones bad?

"Ahem, go ahead, whisper to Master Hou in private. You don't need others to come, you tell the situation, just let Hou Ye prescribe a prescription. ”

After explaining, watching his son leave happily, Fang Xuanling sighed with emotion: "This silly boy, I hope the new daughter-in-law doesn't think you're stupid." Capable people are arrogant, but they are not as easy to accept as you say. ”