Chapter 81: Pounding the Mouth
Scattered in the dynasty, Zhu Youzhen suddenly remembered something, "Wang Chengen, go and call Zhang Guizhang to me." ”
"Yes! The minion will go. Wang Chengen agreed and ran to the front door of the Jianji Palace.
Zhang Guizhang, a member of the Criminal Department, was walking out with everyone, thinking of going home for dinner quickly, and then following Shangshu Meng Zhaoxiang to handle the case, but he didn't expect to be stopped by Wang Chengen.
"Lao Zhang, the emperor called you.".
This Wang Chengen has one of the biggest advantages that others can't compare, that is, he is modest and never puts on a stand in front of big and small officials, so everyone thinks that Wang Chengen, the head of the eunuch, is not bad.
Zhang Guizhang is gone, why is the emperor looking for me? Do you want to ask about the progress of the case? If you ask about the progress of the case, you should also ask Meng Zhaoxiang, the new secretary of the Criminal Department.
So, Zhang Guizhang followed Wang Chengen to the gate of the Qianqing Palace.
Zhu Youzhen looked at Zhang Guizhang, "Zhang Aiqing, the case has been handled well in the past two days, Wang Chengen passed on the decree to the Ministry of Officials and promoted Zhang Guizhang to a member of the Criminal Department." ”
"Slaves obey!" , Wang Chengen smiled and left, he knew what was going on, where is Zhang Guizhang's case handled well, it must have taken up his son's light, this damn Zhu Cixuan said casually, some people are dirty, some people are unlucky, can you talk to Zhu Cixuan about that Mo Yuchan? If Zhu Cixuan was willing to help, maybe that little lady wouldn't have to die, alas! Our old king is so old, it is not easy to find a lovely beauty.
Zhang Guizhang knelt down and kowtowed, "Thank you, Your Majesty!" ”
"Hmmm! No thanks, how is your son Zhang Huangyan? When will you be back? ”
Oh! It turns out that the emperor is looking for himself to ask about his son? Zhang Guizhang replied tightly: "The minister has already sent someone back to Zhejiang to find him in the starry night." ”
This Zhang Guizhang's hometown is in Yin County, Zhejiang.
"Oh! Zhang Huangyan came back and immediately brought him into the palace to see me. ”
"Obey the order!" , Zhang Guizhang understood, where is this self-determination to handle the case, it is clear that he has taken advantage of the light of that stinky boy, mother! How can the stinky boy He De make the emperor so worried? Why didn't I find anything good about him?
But Zhang Guizhang knows that this is a good thing, it is clear that his son is going to be reused by the emperor, how does the emperor know about his stinky boy? Zhang Guizhang couldn't figure it out, this kid was either studying all day long, or practicing horseback riding and archery, and he didn't go out to deal with others, why did he let the emperor know?
This question, since the emperor suddenly asked his son Zhang Huangyan what he was doing, Zhang Guizhang began to think about it, his head hurt when he thought about it, and he didn't think of everyone, so he decided not to think about it.
He felt that his stinky boy was particularly blessed, the emperor must be using that stinky boy to find him, Zhang Guizhang was happy that he didn't sleep for two nights, this kid can be an official without even taking the Jinshi exam, how can you make him feel embarrassed by his father? It took me several years to get in. You must know that this stinky boy has such a blessing, so he won't let him go back to his hometown as soon as possible, it is estimated that he has just arrived home at this time, and then he will come back quickly, isn't this a toss for the child?
Alas, there is no way! Isn't this afraid that Li Zicheng will come over, the father and son have all explained, and the old Zhang family will be extinct, so the old Zhang family will leave a species, my Lao Zhang will definitely not be able to do it, and the matter of making a villain depends on the son, no! If you want to find two concubines for him, if you want to say that his daughter-in-law is very competitive, but what's the use of having a net birth that doesn't last long?
Zhang Ping is very uncomfortable, in this palace, there is no place to stay in the morning, I thought about it, no, I'll go and see my mother, stay in Cining Palace for a while, I feel too abrupt, and I don't know if the Queen Mother got up?
Zhu Youzhen saw Zhang Ping, "Come here, have breakfast with me." ”
"Your Majesty, you eat, the minister has already eaten, you eat first, and the minister will go to the prince to play for a while."
Zhu Cihong was happy when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "Father, the son wants my brother to recognize the place." ”
Zhu Youzhen smiled, "Okay! Go ahead, Zhu Cixuan will remember to come to Qianqing Palace in a while. ”
Zhang Ping replied with a smile: "The minister obeys the order!" ”
Zhu Youzhen watched Zhang Ping and Zhu Cihong walk side by side, and was very happy in his heart, these two children have a good relationship, the blessing of the royal family, and the blessing of the country.
Entering Yuqing Palace, a eunuch greeted him, "Prince, breakfast is ready." ”
Zhu Cihong waved his hand, "Bring it up." ”
After a while, the three little eunuchs each came in with a pot of porridge, and the old eunuch was holding a pallet full of staple food, on which were a few breakfasts.
Zhang Ping took a look, my mother, this Zhu Cihong can enjoy it better than his father, in the morning the porridge alone boiled three things, quite high-grade, a pot of preserved egg and lean porridge, a pot of lotus seed white rice porridge, a pot of millet pumpkin porridge, thinking that Emperor Zhu Youzhen's breakfast is just a bowl of millet porridge, a plate of small buns, a plate of pickles, Zhang Pingke wants to go up to pick up Zhu Cihong a few feet, your mother! You haven't been emperor yet, have you? Such a luxury, in the future, it will definitely be the same thing as your grandfather, do you know that the success is due to diligence and thrift?
Zhu Cihong smiled, "Brother, eat more?" ”
Zhang Ping was a little angry, "Eat your mother's eggs!" ”
Zhu Cihong was stunned, "Hey! Why are you scolding the queen again? ”
Only then did Zhang Ping realize that he was pouting, "Hehe! How dare I scold the queen? You heard it wrong. ”
Zhu Cihong smiled, "You will say that, let me tell you, you can't do it, be careful to let the queen hear." ”
Zhang Ping was surprised, my mother! Was this Zhu Cihong born to the queen? I'm so disrespectful to the queen, why doesn't this kid care at all?
So, he remembered Wang Daliang.
This Wang Daliang has a scar on his forehead without hair, Zhang Ping once asked Wang Daliang how he fell, Wang Daliang said that it was his little sister-in-law who beat him, saying that his little sister-in-law scolded people very badly, and often scolded his cousin for being made by a donkey, once, the cousin did something bad, the little sister-in-law chased and beat with a stick, and scolded while chasing, you got it from the donkey, and the cousin hid behind him, and he said to the little sister-in-law, aunt! Don't you scold like that, how ugly is it? It's better to say that my uncle got it as a donkey, but as a result, his aunt directly hit him with a stick, and his cousin also said that he was right, and said to his mother, just like you, really bring you a little donkey, you can't stand it, Zhang Ping felt that this Zhu Cihong and Wang Daliang's cousin were almost all the way.
Zhu Cihong took out a firearm from the stick cabinet and handed it to Zhang Ping, "Brother, I don't have any good things, I guess you will definitely go to war in the future, this firearm is for you." ”
Zhang Ping was very surprised, this guy actually had this good thing, and when he took it and took a look, he directly pouted and threw the fire gun on the table, "I thought it was a baby?" It turned out to be such a thing. ”
Zhu Cihong was stunned for a moment, and picked up the firearm very carefully, "I tell you, this is a baby, two red-haired ghosts came to pay tribute before yesterday, so they gave two firearms, and my father kept one for himself and gave me one, why do you say it's a broken thing?" ”
Zhang Ping smiled, "Are you still a baby?" Do you know if this is an arquebus, it's not as good as a three-eyed gun. ”
Zhu Cihong looked at Zhang Ping with strange eyes, "How big are the three eyes!" You can't go anywhere with a three-eyed gun in your hand, can you? This thing is small and exquisite, you can defend yourself at a critical time, if it weren't for you being my brother, I wouldn't be willing to give it to others? ”
Zhang Ping smiled and took the firearm from Zhu Cihong's hand, "Prince, you can see clearly, this is an arquebus, launch a projectile, you have to ignite it first, and when you light the fire, people will already cut you with a knife, but they don't have anything in their hands, and it's useless for you to do this, you have to light the fire first, and then aim, and when you can launch, people have already run away, is it useful?" I tell you, recently I am going to make a flintlock pistol, and when I make it, I will give you a first, and then it is called modernization! ”
Zhu Cihong was a little stunned, "Brother! What is Fusiliers? ”
Zhang Ping replied: "The flintlock pistol is a gun that you can ignite, as long as you aim at the opponent, you can kill the opponent with a movement of your fingers and a bang." ”
Zhu Cihong was surprised, "My mother! Brother, you're too good, you can make that kind of thing? ”
Zhang Ping smiled, "That's nothing, brother, I'll give you a handful when it's ready, you fucking throw this shit away." ”
Zhu Cihong was stunned, "Hey! Why are you scolding the queen again? ”
Zhang Ping was also stunned, "Did I scold the queen?" Did I scold the queen? I'm talking about his mother, is there something wrong with your ears? ”
Zhu Cihong retorted: "Whoever is a mother is also a mother!" Brother, you are good at everything, but you are uncivilized in your speech. ”
"Fuck off!" , Zhang Ping is angry, what is uncivilized? At that time, even university professors said this, and leaders often said it at conferences.
Zhu Cihong stopped doing it, "Take a look! Isn't this scolding the queen again? ”
Zhang Ping was really speechless, "I won't tell you, I'm really speechless." ”
"Wow! You even scolded yourself? No, you're scolding the Queen Mother. ”
Zhang Ping looked at Zhu Cihong, "Okay, okay, the rice is cold, you can eat quickly." ”
Zhu Cihong smiled, "Okay! I'm still really hungry, it's too early, brother, wait a while, are you going to beat Li Zicheng? ”
Zhang Ping looked at Zhu Cihong suspiciously, why did this kid remember to ask about this, "Li Zicheng?" Li Zicheng is just a little hairy ghost in my eyes, and the real difficulty is Jianyu. ”
Zhu Cihong was surprised, this guy actually didn't take Li Zicheng seriously, do you know that the imperial court has been beating Li Zicheng for more than ten years, not only did he not kill Li Zicheng, but there were more and more thieves under Li Zicheng, and the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were frightened a few days ago, "Do you have a way to kill Jianyu?" ”
"Of course, otherwise what would I do with guns?"
Zhu Cihong was surprised, "Wow! The younger brother admires the eldest brother, and I say to you, when you go to fight Jianyu, you take me, and I will also go to the battlefield. ”
Zhang Ping looked at Zhu Cihong, "Pull it, you just want to go, the emperor won't let you go, you are the crown prince, you will be the emperor in the future, and the Jianyu is still very powerful, I'm afraid that I won't be able to protect you when the time comes." ”
Zhu Cihong smiled, "Brother is still good to me, so is it okay to take me with you when you beat Li Zicheng?" ”
"Li Zicheng doesn't have to be beaten, I scolded him to death after a few words."
Zhu Cihong looked at Zhang Ping in astonishment, "Wow! Do you want a Zhuge Liang to scold Wang Lang to death? ”
Zhang Ping smiled, "Almost." ”
Zhu Cihong gave a thumbs up, "Hehe! You cow! ”
Zhang Ping was very proud, "Rub!" Can you be your brother if you don't have a cow? ”
Zhu Cihong smiled, "It's too!" Little brother and tell you something! ”
Zhang Ping asked, "What's the matter?" You said. ”
"Hey, hey! You see I'm not too young, you talk to your father, and my father listens to you the most. ”
Zhang Ping looked at Zhu Cihong in surprise, "Do you want to get married?" ”
Zhu Cihong said with a smile: "That's not it, when my father was my age, he had three concubines." ”
Zhang Ping scolded: "Your mother! The country is like this, and you always think about getting married? ”
Zhu Cihong felt strange, as the saying goes, men should get married and women should get married, what's wrong with me wanting to get married? "Oops! Can you pay attention? scolded the queen again. ”
Zhang Ping glared at Zhu Cihong, "The queen is your mother, I am not scolding the queen, but scolding you, all day long." ”
"Why can't I get out of tune?"
"Hey, hey! Why don't you think about it, think to yourself. ”
"What else do I want? You have two daughters-in-law, are you embarrassed to talk about me? ”
"How old am I? How old are you? ”
"Am I two years younger than you?"
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