Chapter 396: Dayu: Okay, good, then don't play (flipping the table!) )

"Whew!"

When Zhang Ke swept away the dishes on the table in front of him again, he patted his slightly full stomach and breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing this, the two fairies who followed hurriedly stepped forward to remove the plates and wine jugs on the table, and walked down with a large number of plates, and then did not come back.

Don't get me wrong.

It's not that Heavenly Court lacks this bit of food.

Although in the past 18 Pan Tao Fair, I have never encountered a guest like Zhang Ke, who came purely for eating and drinking, but it does not mean that the reserves in the back kitchen are also so scarce.

At this time, the God of Cooking, the King of the Stove and his wife, and the Heavenly Chef Star will be gathered together, and these people will be responsible for the cooking of the main dishes, as well as the control of various dishes.

There is only a surplus, and there is never a shortage.

As for the remaining dishes, there is no need to worry, after the peach festival, these remaining dishes will be rewarded by the Queen Mother to the busy fairies in the Yao Pond, as well as those immortals who cannot enter the Yao Chi because of their position and status.

If you're lucky, you happen to meet some immortals who aren't keen on peaches.

Those immortals in the lower position may be lucky enough to get one or two petals of peach meat to eat, this small piece of peach meat, although it is not much, but it can also save years of hard work!

Not to mention a few years, even a year is not less.

After all, the year used here is the year of the heavenly court, with the inherent rule of one day in the sky and one year in the world, a petal of peach flesh can save more than 300 years of hard labor, which is really quite cost-effective, not to mention, whether it is a peach, or other categories of spiritual fruits, these heaven and earth spiritual creatures have their own rules for eating.

There are fewer restrictions on peach, but there is also a hard rule, that is, integrity.

After the whole swallow can have the effect of becoming an immortal in myths and legends, Xia Ju soaring, after separation, the most important spiritual rhyme is lost, and then the remaining peach flesh is only left with the most basic gain cultivation, the effect of prolonging life.

And this is the effect that belongs exclusively to the purple veined nucleus.

As for those three thousand, six thousand years of ripe peaches are not so precious, although a large number of them have been supplied to the Yao Pond, but there are also some of them flowing into the Yao Chi outside, the major immortals gather in the hall, basically more than three grades, to go to the meeting, everyone can taste the three thousand years of peaches, and the place where the immortals above the second grade gather, everyone can get six thousand years of peaches, and a small number of three thousand years of peaches.

It is worth mentioning that there is no restriction on the eligibility of these peaches.

That is to say, what is distributed to you is yours, as for whether you eat it yourself and taste it, or share it with others, Heaven does not care.

This is also the reason why in the myths and legends of the mortal world, there are occasionally some lucky people who can get peaches.

Otherwise, why do you really think that the characters can find out how to pick peaches in the peach orchard to eat?

Is it really the land guarded by the fairies?

The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.

After the dishes in front of Zhang Ke's table, which was the most draggy, were removed, this peach party officially reached the highest peak.

Accompanied by a female fairy with a ring of fat swallows and thin women, from outside the Yao Pond, a refreshing fragrance instantly diffused in the Yao Pond, those emperors and immortals on the table can still stay calm after a long time in battle, communicate with the people around them, and the middle and end seats, not very often, at this time there is some color soul and meaning, a pair of eyes go straight to the arms of the fairies.

Don't get me wrong, it's not that they drink too much, and the word is astringent.

What's more, even if he is drunk, with the fate of the former Marshal Tianpeng, who would dare to pick a scene at this peach meeting?

Although, what happened to the previous Marshal Tianpeng was involved in a deal with Lingshan, but if he didn't show his flaws, where would he become such an ugly face, and he went to trek through mountains and rivers for more than ten years before he entered the threshold of Lingshan.

And he is a dignified Tianhe general, but when he went to Lingshan, he became a greedy man who wandered around in front of the offering table, and I have to say that this fate is even more tragic than directly removing the immortal book and going to reincarnation.

Most of the eyes of the immortals were focused on the tray held by the fairies.

On the wooden plate made of peach wood, from top to bottom, there are pink and tender peaches in the shape of a pagoda, and the largest individual is placed in the pink, and the closest to the top is the neatly placed five purple striped cores, and the bottom is supported by the 6,000-year-old middle peach.

These are for the emperors at the table, and they have nothing to do with them.

What is really noteworthy is the fairies who are left behind, the middle seat and the last seat are all three purple striped cores, but the peaches set off at the bottom of the plate are different, and the bottom of the middle seat is also full of middle peaches, and at the end of the seat is three kinds of peaches, from top to bottom, from less to more in order.

Although, among the existences in this Yao Pond, in addition to the purple veined core, there are still vacancies in the remaining small and medium-sized peaches in the abdomen, which can be used at will, but after all, the seats are divided, and the process still needs to be taken a little bit.

As for these rules, Zhang Ke naturally doesn't understand, but there are people next to him who understand.

Even when introducing these, Zhang Tianshi sighed with emotion, if it weren't for Zhang Ke's encounter in Dahan, which allowed him to find the opportunity to change part of his fate from point to point, he would still be some distance away from the seat of Yaochi at this peach meeting.

Yes, among the mundane Daomen, Zhang Tianshi, who is revered as the ancestor master, has a high status in the heavenly court, but it is also limited.

As for Zhang Ke, he listened to it, but his eyes were always looking for the fairy who belonged to him.

One passed, and two passed, until everyone else began to play and dance, and then he saw a huge tray held by four fairies at the end of his sight. No, should it be called a wooden table?

When I got closer, I could see that these fairies were not easy one by one, they were drenched in sweat, and their own mana was used to lift this peach like a hill, and it was inevitable that they would lose sight of one or the other.

But Zhang Ke, the fairy in ancient costume, who seemed to be transparent after getting wet, was not very interested.

Until the tray fell on the table, he nodded to the fairies, and then reached out to the peach on the table with a little elegance.

This is for Lao Zhangtou, this is for Lao Zhangtou and his wife, and the rest are all forehead drops!

Although Zhang Ke has already eaten eight minutes full of the dish just now, but the young man is still growing his body, and it is very reasonable to be hungry quickly, right?

What's more, although the effort to change the meal is only half an hour at most, this is more than half a month since it was in the mortal world.

Well, it's reasonable to eat a full meal of peaches for half a month!

So Zhang Ke once again buried his head in eating and eating as if no one was there!

Looking at the scene in front of him, the few fairies behind him were embarrassed, but they also glanced at each other helplessly.

This year's Pan Tao Club is really full of disasters and difficulties.

The immortals discussed spells and performed supernatural powers, but instead patronized this rice bucket to serve rice, bitter!

Regarding the fairy behind him, and the remarks that the surrounding people were gradually attracted to him and bet to see how much he could eat, Zhang Ke's heart was unwavering.

Even when there were not a few left on the table in front of him, he swept the leftover peach pits into his pocket, and while packing, his unclean little hands groped his way to Zhang Tianshi's table.

He pushed the two purple-veined cores aside, smiled brightly, and then brought them to his face.

Zhang Tianshi has nothing to do.

Not to mention that Zhang Ke has a lot of kindness with the mortal Dragon and Tiger Mountain, he also helps a lot personally, what happened to eating a few peaches, even if the purple vein core was also taken away, Zhang Tianshi would not say anything.

It's just that, looking at Zhang Ke's heroic way of eating, while he was curious about the amount of stomach in his heart, he was also a little curious about the ancient human race.

This is still a minor, if you change to those famous people in ancient times, how many gluttons do you have to eat for a full meal?

It's no wonder that Heavenly Court is quite taboo against the ancients, just being able to withstand so many pot-bellied men day and night, tossing, it is not an easy thing.

As for Zhang Ke, he naturally adheres to the rule of not saying anything when he eats and does not say anything when he sleeps.

Moreover, this peach is also slightly different from the dishes I have eaten before.

Although it has a peach fragrance, it is actually similar to drinking a drink, like a fruit juice drink rich in peach flesh, which directly and smoothly enters the stomach pouch the moment it enters the throat, precipitates in it, digests, and turns into a steady stream of warm current to nourish his whole body.

The taste that looks like a peach will show a crisp peach-like texture after being broken, and while the sweetness decreases, there is a lot of participation.

In this way, while Zhang Ke was cleaning the peach pit, in the interval between the replacement of fairies, he moistened his mouth from Zhang Tianshi's table, and watched the blood veins on the panel move towards the beginning of 5 at the speed of decimal point change, and his heart was very happy.

Until Zhang Ke, who was eating, was pushed by others:

"King Youling, it's your turn, don't eat it yet, hurry up and put on a show!"

"Huh?"

When Zhang Ke heard this, he looked up slightly confused.

glanced around, but didn't know when, those music and dance music quietly left, at this time, from the Queen Mother of Haotian to the ministers and immortals, they were all looking at themselves with curious eyes.

And on this slightly embarrassing occasion.

Zhang Tianshi, who was on the side, got up and bowed in all directions, and said with a smile: "God, the King of Youling rushed to the Pan Tao Club for the first time, and he didn't know that there was a part of this performance at this meeting, plus immersion. Please also God, Queen Mother, all immortals really have a lot of Haihan! ”

"It's okay!" Under the kind smile of the immortals, Haotian waved his hand and said: "It's someone else, isn't it so greedy when you come here for the first time, it's just that it's not as generous as the Spirit King!" ”

"This is not a rule, it's just that the Queen Mother feels that it is not easy for the immortals to gather, and wants to give those immortal officials who failed to attend the meeting, as well as some opportunities for the post-school students, so she invited the immortals to perform some of their own spells at this time, rubbed them down, and left them for the immortals to learn after the meeting."

"What does King Youling think? Can you come up and put on a show? ”

"This"

Hearing this, Zhang Ke was a little hesitant, let's not go, after all, it was Haotian God who invited him, but go, I didn't prepare at all, what should I perform, I didn't count it in my heart, besides, my own skill tree, it's okay to fight and fight, if it's entertaining.

After a little hesitation, Zhang Ke still stood up and stepped forward.

To be honest, Zhang Ke's first impression of Heavenly Court is really good, except for Yun Zhouzi, an outlier, but he is an earth immortal, although he is a person from Kyushu, he is not a member of Heavenly Court, in addition, all emperors, Haotian Queen Mother is very good to herself, because of this little thing, it is not good to shirk and not give face.

Standing on the calm water of the pool, Zhang Ke scratched his head:

"God, emperors, forgive me, I'm not an orthodox inheritance, I'm young, although I have tipped some of the cats and tigers from several division commanders, but the time is still shallow, if there are any omissions, please give me more advice."

Zhang Ke smiled and bowed to the Quartet: "What I have learned is the daily skills of condensing mist, cooking fire, and watering, as for the care of flowers and plants, I will not get an axe in front of you fairies, the size is arbitrary, but the fighting is not very suitable for demonstration here, eh, if it is not limited to the venue, you can also try." ”

“?”

In the distance, in a corner of the last seat, Yun Zhouzi, who was biting a peach hatefully, was stunned when he heard this, he didn't say that when he beat me to death before!

Of course, after thinking about it, he didn't dare to look at the center more.

If it weren't for the rules, he would have been eager to run away now, even if he was sitting here, he was planning which route to take in his heart, and the disturbances in this Yao Pond had nothing to do with him.

However, the Buddha sitting in front of him was slightly stunned, although he still had that compassionate smile on his face, his eyes turned cold in an instant.

It's nothing, it's just that after saying this, a young man who doesn't speak of martial arts is looking at himself eagerly, and he doesn't speak, he just stares hard with his eyes.

Haotian saw that he was about to jump out of the field of Mars, and the corners of his mouth hooked a trace of imperceptible arc, but after waiting for a while, he still spoke: "It's inconvenient to show it, forget it, just change it to a small trick that doesn't matter, today's happy occasion, how bad it is to fight and hurt the harmony!" ”

Although he also dislikes Spirit Mountain.

But I have to mention that for now, there is nothing wrong with Lingshan except for sneaking up on the rise of Heavenly Court and infiltrating.

As for these two items, let alone Lingshan, even if these emperors are here, aren't the Dao systems left by the immortals in the mortal world constantly developing towards the goal of struggle and growth?

It's just that apart from the example of Buddhism, no immortal god dares to let go of this kind of behavior that takes advantage of the situation.

Even if there are many Taoist systems that are bound to the dynasty and try to ascend to the dynasty, they ultimately fail.

As for the reason, nothing else, Kyushu does not need a second heavenly court to divide the river.

If this opportunity is really given, at that time, will the immortals be busy conquering the outer regions and expanding Kyushu, or will they take care of the internal fighting and defeat the enemy first?

This multiple-choice question isn't difficult, right?

And the result of all this has long been reflected in the ordinary world, when the civil and military officials are immersed in attacking each other, it often means the beginning of the fall of the dynasty.

This is not only Haotian's will, but also the thoughts of the Heavenly Court Immortals.

In addition, Lingshan's other actions are also working for the prosperity of Kyushu, and in addition to Heavenly Court's own conquests, Lingshan has also opened up a battle line outside, and the results of it are all attributed to many worlds in Kyushu, except for the twenty percent drift.

This is also the reason why Heavenly Court is not accustomed to looking at Ling Mountain, but it recognizes the status of the other party.

What's more, Lingshan has weakened by a wave due to the fluctuation of time, and he promised Zhang Ke's provocation again, which is somewhat suspicious of pushing people out.

In this way, at Haotian's request, Zhang Ke could only pick and choose to spray two fires and hold a fireworks show as a replacement.

It's just that the scorching smell in the air is gradually dissipating, but the surrounding immortals can't raise the interest in applauding, and even everyone looks at Zhang Ke with strange and strange eyes.

I really want to ask, this young man who paints cats and tigers.

What kind of bizarre thinking is it that can cultivate the majestic magic power of Samadhi True Fire into the art of calamity, and it is said that demons and monsters are cruel and tyrannical, but compared to you, they are a little out of the table.

Samadhi is like this, and it's hard to imagine what the other, the so-called small arts, is all about.

Besides, who is the commander of this Spirit King?

That's how teaching children?

The point is, I really watched him cultivate.

In this way, many suspicious eyes are fixed on the two emperors of Xiyue and Taishan, the two elder brothers, explain?

On the side, the Emperor of the Water Officer silently covered one side of his face, lowered his head and buried himself in the peach pile without seeing a figure.

"Well, that's good!"

After watching the performance, Zhang Ke, who was about to leave the stage, praised Haotian against his will, and then felt the eyes beside him, coughed lightly, and said: "This method of the King of Youling is also unique, and it has derived many variables for the true fire of Samadhi, and it is quite helpful to many immortals who are proficient in the fire system, so I have to reward it." ”

"Gold, silver, jewelry, authority, and other miscellaneous things, and the purpose of rewarding merit are in conflict, so let's see that King Youling is busy with cultivation and warfare, but neglects daily affairs, this loyal and dedicative behavior, I dare not say wrong, but since I am my courtier, how can I sit back and watch the virtuous ministers in distress, there are twenty-three emperors, except for Yaoji, Rong Zhen, Mei Lan, and Qing'e, who are more elderly, all of whom are of suitable age for marriage.

No, after the meeting, King Youling will stay for a while, and meet face-to-face, if he and Rong Zhen look at each other and have a good impression of each other, I will not stop me, an elder. If there is no opinion, the wedding can be held with the Pan Tao Club at this time next year, and it happens that the immortals will witness it together, okay? ”

“.”

My Majesty Haotian, I know that your old man cherishes talents, but isn't this reason a little too forced?

Those who know that you are boasting about your merits, and those who don't know think that your princess can't get married!

Where does this make sense!

"Your Majesty, no!"

Before Zhang Ke could react, the Emperor Shuiguan, who was sitting on the side, faced the stunned expressions of the immortals, and immediately stood up to object.

"Oh, why?"

Haotian didn't understand, although his reason was a bit hard-touched, but it was still reasonable, although the immortals didn't understand, they also understood.

After all, when Kyushu was still in the words of the parents' matchmaker, this was also in the Pan Tao Club.

After the end, I don't know how many of you will go to Xiyue and Taishan to propose marriage.

He just took advantage of his identity to be a little faster.

But what are you trying to do when you're blocking it now?

"King Youling has a marriage contract before this, Your Majesty's move is really inappropriate, is it possible to let King Youling be the person who abandoned the chaos from the beginning?"

The Emperor of the Water Officials has a heartbeat.

No wonder his true spirit trembled just now, and his heart was uneasy.

The relationship between these two couples is this idea, if it is someone else, then he will scold the old thing at most so fast, but Zhang Ke can't!

"Is there indeed a marriage contract?"

Facing the gaze of Haotian God and the Emperor of the Water Official, Zhang Ke nodded with difficulty, and pointed to the latter: "The Emperor of the Great Water Officer is the subordinate Taishan, um"

At this time, Zhang Ke didn't know what to say.

The main thing is that he has never seen this meeting!

No, our Kyushu, plus the ancients, do you adults have a bit of a serious illness, how do you like to pull matchmakers, this is a childhood sweetheart, which one wants to send a big sister.

Am I like there is a shortage of people in my family?

And as Zhang Ke directly pushed the pot to the Emperor Shuiguan, Zhang Ke didn't bother to pay attention to the expressions of the other immortals, but it was Xiyue and Taishan, whose expressions kept changing, and looking at Zhang Ke's eyes were sometimes kind, sometimes gritting his teeth.

"That's a coincidence!"

Haotian God glanced at the Queen Mother on his side, and when he saw the other party's strange look, he knew that he had been pitted.

Even you already knew the feelings, and pushed me into the fire pit.

But the matter has come to this point, and taking it back directly seems to be a bit of a slap in the face, and it will inevitably become the private words of some immortals in the future.

So, facing the strange eyes below, after muttering for a while, God Haotian smiled and said: "What's the matter, there are three wives and four concubines in the mortal world, and the King of Youling is the new general of my Heavenly Court, and his merits are not counted, I was worried that the rewards were not enough, and I was cold in the hearts of the heroes, so it was simple." ”

"Shui Guan, how about you and I being in-laws, as for the King of Youling, he simply started this, if you have the right eye for your little children, how about getting a third wife with the Shui Guan's family?"

"Ahh Yes? ”

Can you still come back so round?

What is this going to do for him. Zhang Ke felt that when he hit the wall everywhere in the novice dungeon and turned over and over the death rollback, it was not as difficult as it is now.

The strong physique seems to be ineffective at this moment, and the sweat between the foreheads continues to seep down.

After thinking for a long time, Zhang Ke said softly: "That. The subordinate has unbearable abdominal pain, maybe he just ate too much cold and taboo, can he wait until he comes back? ”

Although everyone here knew that this was an excuse, looking at Zhang Ke's appearance of bowing regardless of his manners, Haotian God still let him go.

Then, only Haotian and Shui Guan were left at the Yaochi banquet, staring at each other with big eyes.

Haotian: It's not to blame me, the queen mother proposed, who would have thought that you would succeed first, the matter has come to this point, you will save me some face, admit it!

Water official (Dayu): %¥#@&*, impossible, absolutely impossible, I came first, this kid is my family, besides, his father and ancestor I have been detained in ancient times, and the two division commanders are also detained by the Yellow Emperor, it is useless to deceive children, without the order of your parents, your marriage contract will not be completed at all!

Queen Mother of the West, I was on the way to Kunlun right now, let's make trouble, wait!

Parsnip: ? I've been detained again?

In the afternoon, the Internet café had a power outage, and I waited for half an hour, and I was ready to do today, but I was called and I was angry

(End of chapter)