Chapter 132: As the master of the dormitory, I should suppress all enemies

"Auntie, I haven't seen you for a long time, but I've become pretty again." Qin Song chatted with the dormitory manager for a while, and went straight to bedroom 305. Sons, your dad is back.

Standing at the door of the dormitory, Qin Song took a deep breath, ah, I haven't seen you for a long time, it's still a familiar smell, the scumbag brother hasn't washed his socks for a week, and the underwear that has been wilted overnight is estimated to be still under the sheets. Chen Yuhang loves cleanliness, but he can't stand the three monks who have no water to drink, and there are two sloppy monks.

Qin Song pushed open the door, and the three grandsons were all in the dormitory, quite complete.

There was no imaginary surprise, the three animals saw Qin Song standing at the door, their faces were gloomy, and they whimpered, "Good son, you are finally back", and then pounced like a wolf.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing? It's indecent. Qin Song was so frightened that he ran away, but he was still a step slower, surrounded by three grandsons, even Chen Yuhang, who was usually the most introverted, stared at Qin Song with a look of deep hatred at this time, and he couldn't hide his eyes when he wanted to stab himself.

"Don't do it."

"Tell me honestly, do you and Senior Sister Si Yao really have a leg."

"The photo taken by the media, is it you?"

"But what do you say?"

"I knew it was you, the toad wanted to eat swan meat, right?"

"Senior Sister Hua Ji was brutally murdered by gangsters, you are a beast, labor and management fought with you, today for the heavens, into the eighteenth layer of hell, also do not hesitate!"

"Senior sister, why are you blind to such a guy, I'm not much better than this guy?"

"The sky has no eyes!"

Brother Scumbag and Lao Fu were indignant, one by one, holding down Qin Song's arm, and began to torture to extract a confession, Chen Yuhang followed behind, his fair face was a little red, and he weakly played the role of a repeater, "Confess honestly, confess leniently, and resist strictly." ”

"No, what's the matter, don't you know the grandson of the media? There is no discipline at all, it's all made up. Brother scumbag is tall and strong, Qin Song was pressed into the shape of "wood" by them, to be honest, he didn't have a sense of security, and hurriedly defended himself, "Brother scum, old man, you have to believe me, I am innocent." The sky is above, God has eyes, I will never betray the organization, our 305 dormitory is a single dog alliance! The friendship is higher than that day, deeper than the water. ”

As he spoke, Qin Song actually sang, which was really better than singing.

"Shut up, be serious, don't be hippie and smiley."

"What's the deal with PSAs?"

"That is, what's going on with PSAs? If Senior Sister Siyao and you don't have the same leg, with Senior Sister's fame, how can she shoot advertisements with you? ”

"That's it, that's it, be honest." Chen Yuhang's weak plus 1.

"I said it a long time ago, I know Tang Siyao, don't believe it, we are just ordinary friends." Qin Song put on a posture of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, and spread his hands, "If you don't believe it, I can't help it." ”

"This is what you forced us, the second, the fourth, to be punished." Brother Scum roared, took out an itch, pulled out Qin Song's shoes, and pointed them at the soles of his feet, eager to try.

"Okay! Top dog. ”

"Okay! Top dog. ”

Lao Fu and Chen Yu shouted behind them, and out of nowhere they took out strange things, and they were about to greet Qin Song.

"Wait, wait. Ladies and gentlemen, there is one more thing that is small, I don't know whether to say it or not. Qin Song hurriedly hugged his head and begged for mercy.

"Say something quickly, let it go if you have a fart, if you can't satisfy the uncles, let you know that you know that you know that it is amazing." Brother scumbag clasped his hands on his chest, and he was angry. Since the start of the new semester, he feels that the third child has changed a lot, not as cute as before, and has long wanted to clean him up, so he just took this opportunity to loosen his bones and punish him, so that he can understand who is the day of the 305 dormitory.

It's me, scumbag! The master of the bedroom, Wencheng Wude, thousands of years, dominate the rivers and lakes, who competes, don't dare to disagree!

Even if you carry the fairy realm, you are still invincible in the world!

I am the lord of the chamber, and I am the one who will suppress all enemies.

He made up his mind in his heart, no matter what ivory Qin Songgou spit out of his mouth, he couldn't run away from this meal today.

"The little one met Mr. One God today, and gave the little one a clever plan, saying that it could save the little one's life." Qin Song opened his mouth and began to talk nonsense, Nunu's mouth, signaling that the trick was in his trouser pocket, "If you heroes can spare the little one's life, the little one will dedicate the trick to all the heroes." ”

"Confused, third brother, you are really confused." Brother Scumbag was heartbroken, and cooperated with Qin Song's performance, "Even if we ask for your dog's life today, isn't this trick still ours?" As he spoke, he motioned to the fourth Chen Yuhang to dig out his pockets with his eyes.

He originally wanted to do it himself, but as the boss of the dormitory, he couldn't show his majesty by doing it himself, well, let the fourth child do it, so as to show his status as the boss of the dormitory.

After all, that's how they are played in TV dramas.

He recently studied the book "How Actors Are Made" given to him by Qin Song, and he had a lot of experience. At this time, the essence of the book is being put into practice in reality.

The book is shallow, and I never know that I have to do it!

"Ah, this one, not very good." Chen Yuhang has the best relationship with the third brother, and the third brother also takes good care of him, so let him search the third brother's body at this time, and he can't do this.

"If you want to go, you will go." Brother Scumbag raised his eyebrows, but he had a somewhat non-angry and authoritative posture, and continued to live his drama addiction, "Hacking people to death is mine, what's the matter, big brother will carry it for you!" The sky fell, and I held on top. ”

"It's okay, fourth, you come and get it." Qin Song didn't care, and motioned for Chen Yuhang to come and get it.

"Okay, third brother." Chen Yuhang put down the props in his hand, walked over, and reached into Qin Song's left trouser pocket.

"Hey, fourth, where are you touching......" Qin Song was touched and twisted, so he didn't get touched......

"Forehead......" Chen Yuhang blushed, and really took out a bag in his pocket.

"What is this?"

"Mysterious." Lao Fu and Brother Scumbag also came over, looking curious, wanting to know what was in the bag.

"Just open it and see." Unshackled, Qin Song got up and sat on the chair for a long time.

"Fourth, you can drive." Brother Scumbag cautiously retreated, there will be no hidden weapon in the bag, as soon as it is opened, it will kill his dog.

Well, judging from the third child's non-personnel character, it is very likely.

Lao Fu also took a step back silently, encouraging Chen Yuhang with his eyes.

Chen Yuhang opened the bag, there were three tickets in it, and when he took it out, it turned out to be the live ticket for the live broadcast of the strongest girl.

"Wow, that's ......"

"Live tickets to the Strongest Girl Live Match?"

"Third child, you are too good, I love you."

"Third child, come, kiss one, finally be able to go to the scene to see Li Siling, my goddess."

Brother Scumbag and Lao Fu saw the contents of the bag clearly, and pounced like hungry tigers. You must know that as the popularity of the strongest girl program continues to heat up, it is no exaggeration to say that on-site tickets are hard to find.

There is only one way to get on-site tickets, that is, to draw lots from the official Wei Bo of the strongest girl program group to grab the lucky audience spot, and you can get a ticket.

If tickets are sold online, they can break five figures in minutes.

Of course, from the perspective of ordinary people such as Lao Fu and Brother Scum, there is only one way to get tickets. For Qin Song, it's different, not to mention Tang Siyao, just Zhang Delong, as long as he opens his mouth, it is not a problem to get three or five tickets at all.

The program team would have prepared some free tickets for the high-level sons and daughters of entertainment companies, or some dignitaries.

Huaguo, after all, is a humane society. As Zhang Delong said, many friends and multiple paths, with connections, you can easily accomplish many things.

"The third is mighty."

"The third child, what's the matter?"

"Third brother, bull nose."

The three of them hugged the tickets and kissed each other, and it could be seen that they were happy from the bottom of their hearts, and even the most introverted Chen Yuhang burst into foul language for the first time.

Qin Song pushed away the pig's mouth that the scum brother came over in disgust, his facial features were twisted together, and he said with difficulty, "There is also your leave note, I let Lao Li get it done, and I will leave tomorrow." ”

"Wow, third brother, you're too good."

"You will be my father from now on."

"Thank you, Father."

The three of them patted Qin Song's ass very spinelessly, the affection was even more enthusiastic than that of his girlfriend, and he saw that his hair stood on end, he was in a cold sweat, gasping for air, and making outstanding contributions to climate warming.

Among them, the scumbag brother is the most, completely forgetting the flag he set when he was majestic and maintained the status of the boss of the dormitory, and he wanted to let the third child come in standing and lie down, and he couldn't run away tonight. But now, after getting the ticket, he was the one who licked the fiercest, and he almost knelt down and called his father-in-law above, please accept the unfilial piety! Long live the stepfather, long live, long live!

Sample, I can't handle you yet, Qin Song sneered, money opens the way, and you can pass through ghosts and gods. By the time he realized that his identity was about to be revealed, he had already thought of a countermeasure.

He originally wanted to call Mu Zixuan to go with him, but he hadn't seen him for a long time, and he missed that girl a lot, and in the future, he would have to rely on her for the overall situation of the Internet, so he naturally had to contact more at this time. But after going to the phone, Mu Zixuan said that he was participating in a programming competition recently, and he didn't have time, so he had to give up.

After the lights were turned off, the three animals were in high spirits, and they tossed and turned on the bed, and the fragile beds "creaked", and those who didn't know thought they were doing something unseemly.

The dormitory is full of enthusiasm, and I have been discussing tomorrow's dream trip, about to meet the goddess in my mind, what kind of clothes to wear to attract the attention of the goddess, and then turned the topic to which player has the best figure and the highest popularity, Tang Siyao, Li Siling, Yu Man, Huang Ling The four popular players have repeatedly been on the list. The rest, such as Xie Baisi, Jiang Ruoyi, Zhang Qianer and others, also popped out of their mouths from time to time.

Lao Fu's talk is the strongest, and more often than not, he is talking, and several people are listening. These days, he has infiltrated the major fan bases, mastered first-hand information, and treasured the figure and measurements of each player. Just like at the beginning, when the school first started, a few people were in the Shaxian International Hotel, and Lao Fu talked about the school flowers. This guy, if he was placed in ancient times, was definitely a natural intelligence leader.

In the past and now, He Zeng is similar, but the object of conversation has changed. Girls are a topic that will never go out of style in men's bedrooms!

Qin Song fell asleep when he heard this, Tang Siyao, Li Siling and the like, he had seen them, so he was not as excited as the three of them. The entertainment industry has been mixed for a long time, and it is not uncommon for him to see amazing people, that's it. No matter how glamorous and beautiful the stage is, in private, they have to eat, drink, and fart, and grind their teeth and fart, not that celebrities are really like fairies who go down to earth and don't eat fireworks in the world, but they are far away, and fans have a layer of filters in their eyes, and they only see the gorgeous appearance, but they can't see the dirty essence hidden under the surface.

So, again, it's okay to chase stars, but don't lose yourself.

As time passed, there was a slight snoring sound in the dormitory, and the voices of several people chatting became lower and lower, and there was no match to say, and finally the voice was so low that it was insignificant, and the dormitory fell into silence, only a few dream words sounded from time to time: "Jiang Ruoyi, I love you." "Li Siling, marry me, I will treat you well." "Senior sister, senior sister." Then smash it, smash it, turn over, and continue to sleep.

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