Chapter 570: No Brain, or No Ass?
"Let me run the propaganda with the crew? You're really going to make a difference! ”
Han Sanping had a hint of ridicule in his tone, complaining about Lin Nan.
When he was "forced" to take over the play before, he was a little aggrieved and disturbed, and it would be good to be able to participate.
As for cooperating with the publicity? At that time, it was impossible to have such an idea.
"That's what I said, Han Dong, you are the leading actor, the most important starring actor, how can you be absent?
The children's bureau has already agreed, and "Outwitting Tiger Mountain" will get the release permit before the end of the month, which is absolutely no problem. When the Spring Festival is released, you alone will be able to carry 300 million box office! ”
Lin Nan slapped a sycophant across the phone.
In fact, it's not a sycophant, Han Sanping really brought a huge amount of topic traffic and attention to the movie.
"Can you pull it down, and give me 300 million alone? My reputation is ruined at the hands of your boy.
Every day, Jia Nu asks me to watch the news of "Outwitting Tiger Mountain" on the Internet, and thirty percent of them are ridiculing me......"
Han Sanping scolded with a smile, but Lin Nan could hear that he was in a pretty good mood now.
Because although there are a lot of comments on the Internet about Han Sanping's role as "Mountain Eagle", most of them are positive and praised.
Countless netizens admire him, as the high-flying chairman of China Film, he dares to take on the role of "Mountain Eagle", and can put down his face and make "sacrifices" for the movie!
Of course, more people joked about Lin Nan, saying that he was ruthless enough, not only was he not "killed" by Han Sanping, but he also successfully pulled him into the water.
"Han Dong, you are idle, right?" Lin Nan smiled and invited again.
"Who said I was idle? I'm still an advisor to the bureau. ”
"What do you see?"
Han Sanping resisted a few words, and finally agreed "reluctantly", and his mentality changed a lot during this time, and he became better at talking.
"Okay, let Guo Wan and them pick a few formal interview programs, movie channels and the like, and I'll follow."
"Okay, no problem. I let Senior Sister Han also be together, father and daughter are in the same crew, good story! You say yes, right? Haha......"
"Uncle, hurry up and roll the calf......"
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The mainland production industry is not counting on the November schedule at all.
More than 30 domestic movies are really miserable, and many of them sink to the bottom after two or three days of travel in the theater.
The eyes of the industry have all been cast on the Lunar New Year.
"No Man's Land", "Four Famous Arrests 2", "Private Custom", "Storm", "New Police Story 2013", etc., are either big directors or big lineups.
Although it has just entered the second half of November, you can already clearly feel the solemn atmosphere of the December New Year stalls, and the air is filled with the smell of gunsmoke.
"I know that you are going to Hollywood to stare at "The Invisible Guest", and you have to participate in the public relations of the awards season, so a lot of invitations to the two of us were sent directly to Red Star Dock."
Liu Yifei took a stack of invitations to the premiere of Chinese New Year movies, shook it in front of Lin Nan, and threw it on the table.
"Then if you are interested in the promotion of the movie, go around. If you don't want to go, tell Yue Jun or Jiang Yurou and let them deal with it. ”
Lin Nan looked at the invitation letter on the table, the movies with names and surnames were all here.
At the beginning of next month, it will be the box office battle of "No Man's Land" and "The Four Famous Catches 2". Both films were released in early January, only three days apart.
"Sissi, help me pack my bags." Lin Nan looked at Liu Yifei's watery eyes and said softly.
"But, after you go to the Golden Horse to present the award, isn't there still nearly a week until next month, and you really won't come back?"
Liu Yifei pouted, her eyes flowing, a little reluctant and reluctant.
"Go early, prepare early, Leonardo and they are also urging." Lin Nan smiled and shook his head slightly.
Miss Liu's eyebrows frowned slightly, but she knew that business was important, and after a while, she said softly:
"Well, well, you come back early. Also, remember my words. ”
"It's natural. I'll go over for a week, and if all goes well, I'll be back in the middle of next month, and I'll leave the rest of the public relations reception and party to Leon and Tom. ”
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It has been a few days since the opening of the Golden Horse, and seeing that the closing ceremony is imminent, Lin Nan has to set off.
On the morning of the 23rd, he took two assistants and took the company's car and went straight to the capital airport.
This time, Liu Yifei did not come to see Lin Nan in person, as the producer of "Outwitting Tiger Mountain", she wanted to meet Guo Wan and others, and today's arrangement was to go to the movie channel.
At the airport, the reporters accurately locked on Lin Nan, who did not stop, just nodded from afar.
"The closing ceremony of the 50th Golden Horse Awards will be held tonight, and several mainland filmmakers are all favorites to win the awards!"
"Director Lin Nan boarded the plane at 8 o'clock in the morning and flew to Taipei, where he will appear at the Golden Horse Gala as an important award presenter."
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Until before getting on the plane, Li An also made a phone call to confirm Lin Nan's itinerary.
When he learned that there would be no problems, he was much more relieved.
After a direct flight of about three hours, Lin Nan's effort to read the script for a while passed.
When the plane landed at Taipei Airport, it was just a quarter past eleven in the morning.
"Director Lin, the organizer has a special team to pick up the plane." The two assistants pulled the suitcase and reminded Lin Nan.
"Yo, really. It's the 50th anniversary, so it's a little generous! Last year, we paid for it ourselves, haha......"
Lin Nan bluntly quipped, and the two assistants also followed suit.
"Director Lin, welcome to Jinma, please ...... here"
The three of them were immediately arranged into two cars and headed to the reception hotel. In less than ten minutes, Li An and the others received the news that Lin Nan had arrived.
To be honest, there are not many filmmakers like Lin Nan who are "late" on the day of the awards ceremony.
But in other words, Lin Nan also has this qualification, and he is not in a hurry or slow.
Although the Golden Horse Awards are Chinese-language awards, the filmmakers who can participate are invisibly divided into camps.
Taiwanese filmmakers, Hong Kong circles, Southeast Asia, and mainland China, which have the largest market.
Lin Nan, on the other hand, is by default a representative figure among mainland filmmakers.
The car drove all the way to one of the hotels where the crew, filmmakers, actors and artists participating in the Golden Horse Awards stayed.
As soon as Lin Nan got out of the car, he saw acquaintances, Li Xuejian and Jia Zhangke, who were wearing a Mao suit, walking outside.
"Teacher Li, Director Jia."
"It's Lin Nan, it's a coincidence that you're here, and I talked about you just now."
Li Xuejian didn't speak quickly, but the smile on his face was very warm.
"We were just talking about which award you would give today." Jia Zhangke said with a smile.
"I don't know yet, but I hope to give awards to Director Jia and Teacher Li."
Lin Nan smiled politely, and then asked the assistant to take the luggage in and put it away, and he walked around for a while.
"Why did you come here today with two suitcases?" Li Xuejian wondered.
"After the awards ceremony, I'm going to fly to Hollywood."
"I think of it, Director Lin's "The Invisible Guest" is about to be released, this is the Oscar award-winning film." Jia Zhangke explained to Li Xuejian.
"Hey, that's good work, if you win the prize, your teacher will definitely be very happy."
Li Xuejian also made a joke, he and Tian Xiangzhi are cousins who have a particularly good relationship.
The three of them walked outside talking and laughing, and from time to time, people from the Hong Kong circle passed by and greeted them.
In the list of nominees for Golden Horse, film crews from the Hong Kong circle account for the majority.
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At noon, it is the most critical time before the award ceremony.
The actors, especially the young and self-conscious actresses, kept their mouths shut and did not eat while still doing their makeup for hours.
Just for the red carpet, just a minute or two of competition!
followed Li Xuejian and Jia Zhangke, and when they entered the restaurant, they only saw a familiar face, that is, Huang Bo.
This guy is not only the host, but also nominated for Best Supporting Actor with "Journey to the West".
"Director Lin, I'm looking forward to you handing me the trophy tonight.
"You? I think it's quite hanging. Teacher Li and Tong Dawei are both blocking in front of you. Besides, I don't necessarily award Best Supporting Actor. ”
"You don't talk about friendship and seniority on the field, Teacher Xuejian, I won't be humble to you." Huang Bo made a joke with a smile.
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, whoever takes it is the same." Li Xuejian nodded and smiled.
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Since one o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Nan has been resting in the room and has a video call with Liu Yifei.
Since then, people have been coming to harass them, actors from the mainland, Hong Kong circles, and even Taiwan Province, actresses always wear cooler clothes.
"Good guy, I'm here alone, let you in, and I don't know what kind of gossip it will become."
At almost four o'clock in the afternoon, the actors in the entire hotel were all moving.
Everyone has to go to the Sun Yat-sen Memorial Hall, where the award ceremony was held.
In the November season, it gets dark early, and it is estimated that when the closing ceremony walks the red carpet, the sky will be completely dark.
Lin Nan was dressed in a straight suit and stood in the hotel lobby, and many insiders around him greeted him and greeted him.
"Director Lin, do you want to arrange a companion for you?" The staff ran over and asked.
Hearing this, the eyes of many female actors on the side lit up.
If Lin Nan is willing, there should be many people who recommend themselves, especially actresses.
But his answer disappointed many people: "No need, I'll do it alone." ”
One crew after another, one actor after another, got in the car and left.
At about half past four, it was Lin Nan's turn, and he was also one of the finale filmmakers.
Several cars queued up, and when they converged, it seemed even more slow and congested.
Lin Nan sat in the car and simply played with his mobile phone.
Zhu Yawen, the newlywed Yan'er, was too lazy to go on his honeymoon, but he sprinkled his dog food in the group every day.
persuaded this to find a partner quickly, persuaded that to get married quickly, and made fun of Luo Jin intentionally or unintentionally. :
"Are there any bridesmaids in the group that you like or want to hook up with? Dude, I can match you up. ”
This kind of ridicule caused everyone in the group to ask gossip.
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The sky gradually darkened, and Lin Nan's car also approached its destination.
The music and lighting are very eye-catching, and there are a lot of noisy shouts from fans.
"Director Lin, we're here."
"Okay."
When Lin Nan got out of the car, at a glance, outside the fence was a sea of people, all kinds of support cards, flashing. Lin Nan had hardly heard the name on it.
The lineup of top stars in the waiting area fully reflects the grandeur of the "50th anniversary of the Golden Horse".
Lin Qingxia, Zhang Manyu, Zhang Ziyi, Li Bingbing, Zheng Xiuwen, Liu Jialing, Zhao Ling......
Cheng Long, Liu Dehao, Liang Chaowei, Kwok Fucheng, Liang Jiahui, Liu Qingyun, Di Long...... Zhang Hanyu, Tong Dawei......
"Director Lin." Liu De waved his hand at Lin Nan.
Lin Nan also waved from afar, but he didn't go over, there was the Hong Kong circle camp over there, and he was too lazy to go.
At this time, the jury also came in, and the red carpet had already begun.
"Director Lin, after walking the red carpet in a while, there will be staff to connect with you, and you will not only award one award tonight. Also, you have to memorize the lines a little......"
Listening to the staff's explanation, Lin Nan nodded, he knew all this.
One by one, the crew went out, and the star artists also appeared in groups.
The red carpet is all about glamorous, or fancy dress.
"Nima, is there really grandstanding?"
Lin Nan was stunned, a little chilly, usually actresses do this, to win positions and eyeballs!
Nearly forty minutes later, Lin Nan walked on the red carpet alone, and was unexpectedly stopped.
"Director Lin, why did last year's actress let you come alone?"
When the host asked this sentence, Huang Bo, who had just passed in front of him, turned around and shouted, "That's right, why didn't Yifei come?" ”
The surrounding audience was also joining in the fun, shouting Liu Yifei's name.
"Well, let's advertise it. "Outwitting Tiger Mountain", directed by me and produced by Liu Yifei, will be released during the Spring Festival, she is busy doing publicity, I hope everyone can go to the theater to support it then, thank you. ”
There were two more problems, all of which were bypassed by Lin Nan, and the host could only let him go unwillingly, and he was going to overtime.
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Sure enough, as soon as he entered the venue, Lin Nan was invited backstage.
Li An and other members of the jury are here, as well as other award presenters.
"Director Lin, take a look at the presentation script, try to warm up the scene and control the time when the time comes. As for what award will be awarded, the staff will invite you to come over again when the award is given in advance. ”
"Okay."
Ten minutes later, Lin Nan returned to the venue.
On the left is Feng Xiaogang, and on the right is Jia Zhangke, I don't know who arranged this position, it's boring.
The awards begin.
For some small awards, it took more than an hour.
When it was time for the Best Newcomer Actor Award, it was a little more lively, because of this award, there were many big names.
Lin Nan was also ridiculed by the award presenter Liu De on the spot:
"10 years ago, director Lin Nan won the first actor award and his only actor award, the Best Newcomer Actor Award."
There was a burst of applause at the scene, and the shots on the big screen were given to Lin Nan.
Wang Jinghua came to support her son in person, but this is not the Magic Capital Film Festival, and Dong Zijian did not win this award.
"Director Lin."
A staff member beckoned.
"So fast?"
The rookie actor made a speech on it, and Lin Nan left his position and walked backstage under the gaze of Feng Xiaogang and Jia Zhangke.
Li An personally gave the card to Lin Nan, "Director Lin, I specially arranged it for you." ”
"Huh?"
Lin Nan made a gesture to open it and take a look, it stands to reason that this is not allowed, but no one stopped him.
Seeing the name inside, Lin Nan nodded with satisfaction.
“…… The following is the award for Best Supporting Actor, and the guest of honor is the famous director in the Chinese film industry, director Lin Nan. ”
Lin Nan walked on stage alone.
Huang Bo pretended to be "in a hurry", made a gesture of please, and "hurriedly" gave up the most central position.
This joking move was ridiculed by the non-male and female on the side: "Huang Bo, you are too dog-legged and have no personality." ”
Lin Nan glanced at it, and before he could speak, Huang Bo had already spoken:
"Director Lin is my thigh, and the highest-grossing movie I starred in is "Thai Embarrassment" produced by Director Lin's company, and he has a support for me. Come to think of it, it is impossible for you to participate in this kind of box office movie in your life. ”
Huang Bo's words made the scene laugh instantly, while the other one covered up his embarrassment with a smile.
Lin Nan didn't say anything, but opened the card and got down to business.
"This is an old drama bone, a real old drama bone. The winner of the Best Supporting Actor award is: Li Xuejian, "1942", congratulations. ”
Lin Nan's voice spread throughout the audience, and the first important award was won by the mainland.
Huang Bo on the side had already expected that after all, the genre of "Journey to the West" would not be able to beat "1942" and "Chinese Partner".
After handing over the trophy and certificate to Li Xuejian, and hugging him, Lin Nan gave up the stage.
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So, Lin Nan didn't go back to his seat, because there were awards for him to present later.
Backstage, Lin Nan chatted with Li An and Li Bingbing, but the front was uneasy.
When the Best Supporting Actor was awarded, Huang Bo contributed a famous scene.
When the female guest Zheng Yuling angrily accused Huang Bo of wearing pajamas and disrespecting Jinma.
Huang Bo wittily replied: "I'm old enough to go home for the Golden Horse Awards, of course I'm wearing pajamas." ”
The guests in the audience all applauded and applauded Huang Bo's high emotional intelligence answers, but there were always some people who were uncomfortable.
"Isn't the Golden Horse Award my home? How did it become your home? Your home is on the other side of the strait, not here, don't recognize your family casually, we are not a family......"
This sentence made the lively scene just now cool down most of the time in an instant, and many people became serious.
Lin Nan and Li Bingbing in the background glanced at each other, both of them had some indifference in their eyes, and Li An smiled helplessly on the side.
"If you say this, then I have something to say: I have been a man for so long, and I have only seen a man riding a horse, but I have never seen a horse riding a man. What was that like, can you talk about it? ”
Isn't that what presides over Cai's clothes? Carrying a horse on her back, like an actress walking the red carpet, her fancy dress attracts attention.
In addition, "she" is still a "receptive", isn't this just being ridden?
In an instant, the audience burst into laughter, which was even more lively than just now......
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"The award for Best Actress is still Director Golden Lion, director Lin Nan, please."
"Director Lin?" Li Bingbing reminded in a low voice.
"Director Lin." Li An also spoke.
"I'm up." Lin Nan took the card and went up.
Standing on the podium, Lin Nan glanced at the two hosts.
He opened the card and said with a serious expression: "I think this book is quite normal, there is no mess!" Why are so many people in front of me who can't talk with their brains? Is it brainless, or is it buttless? ”
Lin Nan's speech made everyone in the audience quiet, and the atmosphere became very serious.
Li An and Li Bingbing backstage, as well as several other members of the jury, are already furious in their hearts, what Lin Nan said is not the script of the "Best Actress Award" at all!
“…… Present the award, say something related to the award, don't talk crooked for a day, just talk about some nonsense. The level is not very good, there are quite a lot of words, it really can't work, just change people. Huang Bo, what do you say? ”
"I think I'm a little out of place." Huang Bo smiled, still trying his best to round the field.
"Okay, I've also talked a bit of nonsense, now let's start awarding awards.
The winner of the Best Actress Award is: Zhang Ziyi, "The Grandmaster", congratulations! ”
At this time, the guests on the field reacted and began to applaud.
What happened just now is vivid, and it is impossible to forget, this is a big deal! If you don't get it right, it's going to be serious!
However, many people looked at Lin Nan's eyes and praised them, most of them were mainland filmmakers, and a small number were Liu Dehao, Cheng Long and others.
There are also many people who look at Lin Nan's gaze, with unkindness.
On the stage, the face of the other host has completely changed to the color of pig liver.
Zhang Ziyi ran up excitedly and took the trophy and certificate handed by Lin Nan with both hands.
"Thank you, Director Lin, thank you."
Zhang Ziyi bowed, and it could be seen that she was very excited.
"You're welcome, congratulations, the second grand slam of Chinese films."
Mainland Golden Rooster Award, Hong Kong Island Film Award, Taiwan Golden Horse Award, Zhang Ziyi is the second actress after Zhou Xun!
Lin Nan retreated to the side, and the stage was given to Zhang Ziyi.
Today's Golden Horse Awards ceremony is a bit of a disappointment.
Back backstage, Li An still smiled helplessly.
And Li Bingbing walked up to Lin Nan, smiled and whispered: "Director Lin, domineering!" ”
"Oops, little meaning, little meaning, some people can't get used to it. But this is a big stage, and you can't just scold, haha......"
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And so it was an awards ceremony.
The media went crazy, writing scripts and publishing news overnight.
"At the Golden Horse Awards Ceremony, Zhang Ziyi was successfully crowned, and after Zhou Xun, she became the second Chinese film Grand Slam queen."
Zhang Ziyi delivered an acceptance speech, thanking director Wang Jiawei, and solemnly announced: Wang Feng will be her marriage partner......"
"Li Xuejian won the Best Supporting Actor Award......"
"Huang Bo has retorted against the host and actor of Taiwan Province with high emotional intelligence several times......"
"On the occasion of Director Lin Nan's award, he was domineering and sarcastic, and scolded Cai Kangyong and others for having no brains and no ass......"
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Lying on the bed in the hotel, Lin Nan and Liu Yifei turned on the video.
"I saw the awards ceremony live, you're amazing! At this time, the Internet is full of news about Huang Bo and you, and Weibo is lively, haha......"
Liu Yifei's sweet smile and crisp laughter came from the phone.
"I couldn't hold back, but I couldn't just scold, I could only do that. What do you think? Lin Nan asked with a smile.
"Well, great! Muma, love you! ”
"Haha."
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Chapter 2 (Well, I'll try to write it...... Write at least partially)
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