Chapter 27 - The Mother Dressed as a Love Brain Heroine 27
I feel that this chapter is disgusting.,I hope you don't read it when you're eating.。
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On weekends, there are a lot of people who come to the amusement park to play, the crowd is crowded, the brightly colored gate and the staff wearing doll costumes, although I met a bad person in the morning, but under the influence of such a lively and festive environment, the mood has improved a lot.
After entering the amusement park, Zhou Yan held Jiang Qingyue's hand, the child was bouncing, the previous original body and Jiang Baiqiang did not have the time and energy to take her to the amusement park, so this was the first time she came to the amusement park to play in the real sense.
Jiang Qingyue was carrying a small backpack, which was full of small snacks prepared by herself, and also carried a kettle, barley tea, a bit heavy, but it was still acceptable.
When she was at the door, Zhou Yan took the garden brochure handed over by the staff, Hu Yijun was a little afraid of society, and the crowded environment made her very nervous, and she subconsciously approached Zhou Yan's side.
"Yueyue, which do you think we should play? How about this? Zhou Yan pointed to an item in the manual and asked.
"No, no, no, you want to stimulate a little mom, play this!"
Hu Yijun was curious, and glanced over there, the amusement project Jiang Qingyue pointed to happened to be a roller coaster, and the tourists in the picture were screaming when they were stimulated.
Zhou Yan blinked, she looked at the child who was smiling innocently, and asked again: "Seriously?" ”
Jiang Qingyue nodded: "Of course!" ”
"Aren't you afraid of Yueyue?" Next to him, Hu Yijun couldn't help but speak. "Played before?"
"No, but Mr. Hu, it looks exciting, doesn't it?" Jiang Qingyue's eyes were bright.
Hu Yijun was silent, unable to speak for a long time, she was most afraid of heights.
In the end, I couldn't resist the children, so we went to play the roller coaster project together, and while waiting, Zhou Yan asked the system about the situation of the split-leg man in a hurry, and estimated that there was still an hour.
He couldn't rub Zhou Yan's car, so he could only squeeze the bus bitterly.
The system also repeated all the words in the man's mouth to Zhou Yan, and the tone was so good that Zhou Yan almost couldn't help but do it.
"Mom, hurry up, don't be in a daze!" Zhou Yan felt that Jiang Qingyue was pulling her hand.
Zhou Yan reacted, and Jiang Qingyue pulled her over: "Okay, okay, you slow down, you slow down, don't worry." ”
"I'm sorry, our roller coaster stipulates that the height of tourists needs to be at least 1.4 meters, this kid, you don't seem to meet the regulations." When he was about to enter the venue, suddenly a staff member came over, glanced at Jiang Qingyue, and said gently.
Also a height requirement?
Jiang Qingyue's eyes widened, she looked at Zhou Yan, and said flatly, "Mom, I want to too." ”
Before Zhou Yan could speak, the staff next to her spoke again: "I'm really sorry, this is a hard rule, and this can't be the master." ”
Zhou Yan was still flipping through the travel brochure just now, and after turning to the page of the roller coaster, she found that at the bottom, there was a warm reminder, which was roughly the same as what the staff said.
- The roller coaster regulations require a height of more than 1.4 meters and less than 1.9 meters to play.
Ah, I didn't even notice it just now.
Can't play the project she wants to play, Jiang Qingyue's whole little face is wrinkled, and she can't be happy at all, and when Zhou Yan saw it, she almost couldn't hold back her laughter.
Hu Yijun was a little uneasy, she approached Zhou Yan and asked softly, "Mother Yueyue, why is Yueyue suddenly unhappy?" ”
Zhou Yan smiled: "I just can't finish the amusement project I like, I'm just depressed, don't worry about her, I'll be able to jump up and down by myself later." ”
Later, the split-legged man will be coming.
It's sure to distract the little guy.
In fact, Zhou Yan also wanted to see that picture, which could be regarded as satisfying the demands of this little girl, she walked towards the position of the split-leg man intentionally or unintentionally, and when the distance between the two sides was only a few meters away, Mr. Hu's mobile phone suddenly rang.
When Mr. Hu saw the name displayed on his mobile phone, he impatiently clicked and refused to answer.
Seeing this, Zhou Yan said in her heart: I haven't been blacked out yet.
At this moment, a person ran over next to him, Qin Yi looked at the little ghost next to him and the woman in the car just now, his eyes glanced at Zhou Yan intentionally or unintentionally, revealing a smile that he thought was handsome and extraordinary.
"Yijun, I've been looking for you for a long time, but I didn't expect that in such a dense crowd, we could all meet it, it's too fateful."
In order to ensure that Hu Yijun really wrote that tune for himself, he had to stabilize the other party.
Qin Wei thought that the other party still loved him.
Zhou Yan felt this sticky and crooked gaze, and her face showed a hint of impatience, knock on your whole family, and then dare to glance at the old lady, the old lady gouged out your eyes!
The original body was originally a white rich beauty, with a very good appearance, a delicate slap face, fair and translucent skin, and a pair of watery eyes when looking at people with affection, the original body is very in line with such a temperament.
But Zhou Yan is different, this maverick temperament, coupled with this good look, is a little more heroic.
"By the way, I haven't introduced yet, who is this lady?" Qin Wei looked at Zhou Yan with affectionate eyes.
Jiang Qingyue didn't see Qin Yan's disgusting eyes because of her size, but the child's perception ability was very good, she raised her hand to hug Zhou Yan's waist, looked at this guy with unkind eyes, but didn't speak.
Of course, Hu Yijun understood Qin Yi's expression, and a wordless anger suddenly rose in her heart, she had already promised him to finish writing that tune, why should she be entangled, Yueyue's mother is a very good person, she can't let her be entangled in such garbage.
"Someone you can't climb up in your life." Hu Yijun said coldly.
Qin Yi's smile stiffened, but he still learned the method of coaxing women in his previous memory, and said: "Yijun, what are you talking about, although we broke up, but you have to know that last time I just couldn't help myself, in my heart-"
"Mom, I want to play with that teacup!" Jiang Qingyue suddenly interjected, casually pointed to a nearby amusement item and said.
- Joy Turn.
Mom?
Qin Wei looked at Zhou Yan and Jiang Qingyue in disbelief, this turned out to be a mother and daughter.
Suddenly, there was a lot less enthusiasm in Zhou Yan's sight, it turned out that she had given birth to a child, which was really unlucky.
But it's very well maintained, and I think I'm in my thirties, and I still look like a college student.
Zhou Yan seemed to be smiling, according to the past, like the eyes of the split-legged man, she had already flown over with a flying leg and broke his third leg, but now that she thought of Jiang Qingyue's plan for a while, she felt that it was not impossible to wait a little longer.
"Okay, let's go play." Zhou Yan took Jiang Qingyue over, a cup can seat just four people, Zhou Yan didn't say anything the whole time, Jiang Qingyue didn't stop the action of the splitting man for the next prank, Hu Yijun's face was pale.
Qin Yijun's gaze just now was really clear, he was humble and polite in his memory, he was kind and kind, and he never showed such a look, and the sights she saw just now made her vomit out of her overnight meal.
Why didn't you notice this person so greasy before?
Hu Yijun looked at Zhou Yan next to him, his throat suddenly became a little dry, and he said in a dumb voice: "Mother Yueyue, I, I'm sorry, I'm ......"
"Teacher Hu, don't be angry, how is your song written?" Zhou Yan smiled, thinking of what would happen later, and she was looking forward to it.
"Tune ......" Hu Yijun's eyes dimmed slightly, and he remembered that he had to write a tune for this greasy man, and suddenly regretted it, why did he agree to it at that time.
"Mother Yueyue, you say, did I do something wrong?"
On the other side, Qin Yi happened to look over, and the two sat opposite each other, and the other party showed a greasy overlord smile.
Hu Yijun: "......"
In addition, at this time, the cup began to turn, and Hu Yijun felt that her stomach was tumbling, which made her particularly uncomfortable.
I want to vomit, yue~
Qin Yi looked at Hu Yijun's expression, thinking that he had vomited by this turning cup, and looked at the child sitting next to him out of the corner of his eye, showing a little smugness in his heart, and said in a sticky voice: "Yijun, you-"
His face suddenly changed and twisted violently.
I suddenly felt a dull pain in my abdomen, and I felt that something was going to gush out.
Jiang Qingyue saw the opportunity, and according to what Master Xie Yuan had taught him, he pressed it above Qin Yuan's navel.
The weather was good today, so the other party wore a thin autumn shirt.
Grunt~
Qin Wei felt the changes in his stomach very kindly, he held the wall of the cup next to him with his hand, his fingers were white, and the green tendons on the back of his hand were fully displayed.
No, he actually wants to have diarrhea at this time?
A few beads of sweat were immediately left on his forehead, his legs couldn't stop trembling, he tried to tighten his chrysanthemum, his lips were also unconsciously white, and the whole person sat very upright.
Zhou Yan saw all this change in her eyes, she slowly moved her gaze, and just in time to see Jiang Qingyue's cunning eyes flashing, she couldn't help laughing.
"Mother Yueyue, what are you looking at?" Because Qin Yi's gaze and expression just now were too disgusting, Hu Yijun simply looked away and kept looking to the side.
At this time, I noticed the strange expression on Zhou Yan's face, and seemed to be holding back a smile.
Zhou Yan tilted her head slightly and said with a smile: "I, I saw a very funny scene, Mr. Hu, someone is going to suffer!" ”
Someone is going to suffer, who?
Zhou Yanshen said mysteriously: "You'll know later." ”
The joyful turning cup quickly turned to the end, Qin Wei smiled with difficulty, relaxed slightly, and finally came to an end.
Jiang Qingyue narrowed her eyes, stretched out her hand, and pressed it again towards the other party's navel very quickly.
Puff puff~
A few very loud farts, accompanied by some sparse things, Qin Shun's face suddenly looked like a dead person, extremely gloomy.
An unpleasant stench came out.
Jiang Qingyue, who was sitting next to her, could feel it the most, she jumped up all of a sudden, threw herself into Zhou Yan's arms, and said loudly: "Mom, it stinks!" The big brother seems to have pulled it out. ”
Hu Yijun: "......"
Hu Yijun: "!! ”
Such an obvious smell, of course she smelled it.
Jiang Qingyue's voice was particularly loud, and the next group of people who were going to play were already waiting there, at this time, as soon as Jiang Qingyue's voice was heard, everyone's eyes looked at Qin Yi.
Indeed, they also smell it.
The staff waiting next to him smiled awkwardly and said countless dirty words in his heart.
Zhou Yan hurriedly slapped Hu Yijun on the shoulder, and then hugged Jiang Qingyue and flashed to the side, hurry up and go, when she dies like this, she can't stay any longer.
Hu Yijun woke up like a dream, looking at Zhou Yan's movements, his brain didn't make the next command, and the movements followed directly and slipped away.
Poofhahahahaha!
Zhou Yan didn't know where she was running, and after the flow of people around her returned to normal, she squatted down, buried her face in the other party's arms, and her shoulders shook.
Laughing silently.