Chapter 24: A scolding
This time, in addition to not getting the clues I wanted, I also returned with a full load.
Unexpectedly, when he went back, he was scolded by the old thief: "Do you think you did things beautifully?" ”
"Bullshit!"
"Bah-"
"Say, what are you doing here?"
The old thief stood and scolded me for not being happy, so he simply sat down and lit a cigarette, served tea, and crossed Erlang's legs and scolded: "How many mistakes you have made in this business, I will tell you one by one!" ”
"First one, you go to see the mountain dog's mechanism, why don't you get Qin Qing out? With a mallet, you don't think you're dying fast enough, are you? ”
"Second, Qin Yun wants to marry you, and he doesn't want to have a round with you on the spot, so you agree first? Won't you fool her? Now it's okay, let her run away again, and she'll have to pester you. There's no end to it between you, is it? ”
"Third, you've got all the daggers back, why don't you get the mountain axe back. How many times have I told you, mosquito legs are also called meat. You're throwing a pig's leg out for nothing, you know? ”
"Fourth, you didn't kill Qin Qing at that time, were you thinking about my words and thinking that he might still be useful?"
"Let me tell you, everything is not necessarily accurate for anyone to say, Qin Qing is useful, it is only useful when he regards you as a benefactor, he treats you as an enemy, so he has to get rid of it quickly. lest a snake be left staring at you in the dark. ”
"After Qin Qing became a ghost, you didn't destroy his soul, but you felt that you couldn't look down on him, and you didn't even bother to kill him, right?"
"Bed bugs should be stepped on, and you must be stepped on too. lest he really fly into your rice bowl and disgust you. ”
The old thief smoked out a bag of cigarettes and refilled the bag: "Thanks to you for not telling me, it was you who pity Qin Qing and didn't do it, otherwise, I can make you angry on the spot." ”
"Although, I've told you many times, warlocks can't be soft on ghosts. However, I have to remind you again! ”
"You're a warlock, he's a ghost."
"People kill ghosts, and ghosts eat people. It's inherently such an antagonistic relationship. ”
"It's like a cat and a mouse, you don't necessarily know who is a cat. If you do, you don't need to sympathize, let alone think about it. ”
"Before the cat eats a mouse, you also need to ask him if he has an eighty-year-old mother above and a three-year-old child below. As soon as the mouse talks about his miserable life experience, the cat won't eat it, what's the matter? ”
"If the mouse tells the cat that there is a wife who only spends money, then the cat can cut off two taels of meat by himself and subsidize the family?"
The old thief probably scolded his thirst, took a sip of tea, and cleared his throat: "You say, how many mistakes have you made, should you review it?" ”
I said slowly, "Actually! If you don't pit Qin Qing with a sickle, maybe, there won't be so many things to do later? ”
"You mean, blame me for this, right?" The old thief was so angry that his beard trembled: "If you want to be angry, I'll squeak?" ”
I gritted my teeth at the patriarchal thief: "Squeak! ”
The patriarch thief was so angry that he slapped his thigh: "You evil obstacle! How much damage did I do in my last life to put up such a thing as you? ”
"I'm going to die!"
"I'll go, I'll go!"
"Out of sight, out of mind, I ......"
I pulled out the dagger I had brought out of the cave and slapped it on the table: "This dagger is good, you don't look at it." ”
The patriarch thief who was still looking to leave just now sat back as if he had nothing to do, put on his deerskin gloves and carefully studied the dagger for a long time before saying, "I'm afraid the origin of this thing is not simple!" You're still fooled by those immortals on the mountain! ”
The patriarch pointed to the two words under the dagger and said: "This is a seal character, and it is written as 'Thorn Immortal'." ”
"Thorn Immortal, it should be the name of this dagger. This knife should be specially prepared for dealing with immortals or Taoist priests. It can suppress the aura of immortals. ”
"This knife makes those immortals very uncomfortable, even if you don't take it, they have to give it to you. If you test them again, you might be able to reap some benefits. ”
"You're just, throwing another pork leg out."
The old thief pointed his finger at me in the air and said, "You loser. Why don't you know how to transfer money to your home? Living in a provincial city, eating, drinking, and Lazar, you don't need money, and you don't know that money, rice, oil, and salt are expensive. ”
After the patriarch and thieves counted the numbers, I said: "This dagger has been soaked in corpse poison and resentment for at least three hundred years, but it has locked the corpse poison in the dagger, and it will not hurt the owner of the dagger. Once a person is scratched by him, the corpse poison enters the body, and the gods are difficult to save. ”
"You can hide up to seven daggers on you, and you can carry this knife with you in the future, it will be of great use. I'll find someone to make you a scabbard tomorrow. ”
The patriarch thief said, as if talking to himself: "Why do I think that the Thorn Fairy and the Drifting Snow seem to be from the hands of a person, is it possible that you should get this dagger?" ”
The old thief didn't wait for me to speak, so he diverted the topic: "You said yourself, what's wrong with this business?" ”
This time, I didn't bother with the patriarch thief: "Boss Hu clearly said that there are three Taoist priests on the three mountains, but there is only one zombie in the coffin, where did the other two Taoist priests go?" ”
It stands to reason that these cultivators are not modest and courteous people, and they will never give up their chance to live forever in order to fulfill others. Not even if it's a fellow disciple. ”
The patriarch asked, "So what? ”
I replied, "I think there are two possibilities, one is that those two Taoist priests have been killed by zombies. The second possibility is that the two of them had a better place to go, so they gave up the secret cave under the Plum Blossom Temple. ”
"I'm more inclined to the second judgment, the remaining two Taoist priests should have another secret cave, and it's not too far from the Three Dao Mountains?"
The patriarch thief finally showed a satisfied look: "Why don't you think that the two of them should be under the Plum Blossom Temple?" ”
"Three holes of cunning rabbits!" After I finished speaking, I shook my head again and said, "No, that yellow-robed Taoist priest has already taken up all the ground qi near Sandaoling, and they can only increase their competitors if they stay there." So, they're definitely going to have to change places. ”
The old thief seemed to be deliberately testing me: "You say, should you find out the other two Taoist priests?" ”
"Be sure to find it!" I said: "The mountain dog of Sandaoling should be guarding the bottom of the mountain for the sake of that zombie." ”
"Those two Taoist priests must also be guarded by mountain dogs. Finding them is the same as finding the mountain dogs. ”
"Okay! You're smart! The old thief said, "Let's cook!" I'm hungry! ”
I stood up and went outside, and the old thief shouted behind me, "Little rabbit, what are you doing?" ”
"Buy two pork legs and come back and feed the old rabbit!" I walked away without looking back.
said that I lost two pork legs, so I bought two and came back to eat them myself to see if he was hungry.
As a result, the old thief himself gnawed off a pig's leg, and this man was so thick-skinned.