Chapter 51: I Want to Buy Clothes
Old Ghost Ye originally wanted to give everything to Ye Huan, but he was tricked by the old thief again.
The old thief told him earnestly: "Brother, you must understand such a thing! Even if we have a lot of money, we can't just give it to our children. ”
"If they want money, they have to earn it themselves. The money they earn, they know the difficulties and cherish it. ”
"Let's just give the money, it's too easy for them to get money, it's easier to spend, so don't you learn to lose?"
"Besides, we keep the money in our hands and save it for them. In the future, if you and I kick our legs, won't it all be theirs? ”
Old Ghost Ye felt reasonable, so he simply took all the money away, and gave me and Ye Huan a crossbow.
The two crossbows were also found in the White Dragon Secret Burial, and they were designed to be extremely delicate, and if folded, they would be similar in size to the stationery boxes used by students, and they could be quickly unfolded when used.
Not only can five arrows be fired in a row, but the range and power are far greater than my sleeve arrows, which can be called the pinnacle of hidden weapons.
According to the patriarch thief's statement: this pair of crossbows should be from the hands of the ancient organ masters, even modern technology can not make such a good thing.
I got the arm crossbow, and the little bit of unhappiness just now disappeared immediately, and I dismantled the sleeve arrow and tried to put it on my arm. As a result, the veteran thief raised his hand and gave a brain meltdown: "You loser, I got that sleeve arrow with great difficulty, you say throw it?" ”
I was unconvinced: "I can't tie one to one arm, can I?" The right hand also has a knife, and it is inconvenient to carry a sleeve arrow. ”
"You idiot!" The old thief kicked me in the leg: "You won't tie your leg?" ”
"When I go back, I'll change the mechanism inside a little, and you can tie it to your legs."
"Think about it, if you kick someone in the air in the air, and the other party holds your arm on your foot, and you shoot three sleeve arrows from the horn in your trousers, don't just poke a hole in his head."
"You don't need such a good thing, it's blind!"
I was dumbfounded when I heard this, and the old ghost and grandson also shuddered.
Whoever encounters the immoral thing of the patriarch thief is unlucky, and he can think of any immoral tricks!
Wude?
He doesn't have any other virtues at all, so what martial virtues are there?
Just take advantage of the fight!
Moreover, the patriarch thief also has a set of things to change, not only to change the sleeve arrow for me, but also to change the soul bell from the Tang family brothers and sisters.
The string of twelve bells was split into six pairs, one pair for each of the four of us. Although the disassembled soul bells are sharply reduced, they can echo each other from afar, even if they are thousands of meters apart, they can vibrate at the same frequency.
The old thief wants to use the voice of the soul bell to pass the code to each other, so that we don't fall into the embarrassing situation of not being able to contact each other again.
For the Soul Bell, Ye Huan and I both refused.
Two old men tied two bells, isn't that something for the little girl?
As a result, they were both suppressed by the two old men, and the old thief was so scolded that his mouth was foaming, and the spit stars almost burst into my face.
"Why don't you two take the two bells with you? I didn't kill you! ”
"Besides, you two are a dog and a cat, isn't it appropriate to hang two dangling bells?"
"I tell you, don't want to go out without hanging the bell in the future!"
I still had to protest, but the old thief gave the old ghost a look: "Beat him!" ”
Ye Lao Ghost came up with his fists clenched, I wanted to run, but Ye Lao Ghost dragged Ye Huan over and beat him fatly: "I'll clean up my grandson first, and then I'll take care of you." ”
I was afraid that Ye Huan would be killed, so I had to compromise.
Take it with you!
Anyway, it's not me alone, when I am laughed at, there is still a Ye Huan to accompany me, isn't it?
The next day, I was thinking about what to do, so Ye Huan came over: "Yuan Zheng, I want to buy clothes." ”
"How much?" I subconsciously wanted to get my phone, but when I unlocked the phone screen, I felt that something was wrong: "That's not right! What does it have to do with me when you buy clothes? ”
Ye Huan whispered: "I have no money." But I saw a dress that I liked very much. ”
I was stunned: "No...... You wait...... Didn't I just pay you at the beginning of the month? ”
According to the agreement between the two old men, when Ye Huan and I have no tasks, I have to be responsible for paying him a salary. When we have business, we have to divide what we get in half.
Of course, this business does not refer to the small business that we usually find from Feng Shui Street, but when we go in and out of the secret realm and get heavy treasures, we are only fifty-fifty.
Ye Huan said: "I bought clothes, and I spent them all." ”
"What's that?" I almost didn't jump: "You bought a dragon robe?" More than 10,000 yuan, all spent? ”
Ye Huan opened his phone and flipped out a few pictures: "I bought this!" ”
"An international brand? How dare you spend money! "I was almost killed by Ye Huan.
I've never been particularly obsessed with clothes, my house is full of field uniforms, and people outside say that I have three sets of clothes, but it's not right, I have twelve sets of field uniforms in three colors, which can be worn alternately.
How good the field uniform is, sturdy, durable, no delay in going up and down the mountain, and the most important thing is to be able to do it with people at any time.
What else can Ye Huan do with these clothes that Ye Huan bought besides being good-looking? Aren't you afraid to do it with someone and tear your clothes apart first?
I decisively refused: "No! You call it taking money, you know? ”
Ye Huan looked up at my face, and the dark kernels of the two eyes slowly expanded several times, round and shiny, looking at me.
I have always suspected that Ye Huan was changed by a cat, his eyes are like cats, and the black-eyed people can say that they can be rounded.
Especially when staring at you, it's exactly like a little milk cat.
In order to verify my idea, I also deliberately caught a cat and compared it with him, except for one person and one cat, there is almost no difference between one standing and one lying on his stomach.
I covered my face and said, "You stop...... You stop ...... Don't let me get that out, if it doesn't work, it won't work. ”
Ye Huan didn't speak, just looked at me like that, and after a few minutes, I couldn't stand it anymore: "I'll give you money, you save some money." ”
As soon as the transfer was successful, Ye Huan went online shopping with his mobile phone.
"You have to keep this product in the mountains, who can afford to raise it if you release it?" I muttered in my mouth and turned around, and saw the little bean sprouts looking at me like Ye Huan, and the two eyes flickered and moved, but I didn't let go of my eyes like Ye Huan.
"Don't learn well!" I raised my hand and gave the little bean sprouts a brain melon.
Little Bean Sprouts covered her head, pouted and ran away.
Since the end of the White Dragon Cliff incident, the little bean sprouts have lived in my house and officially become my ghost envoy.
At that time, I learned that Little Bean Sprouts was actually a girl, and she usually dressed up as a boy just to avoid being bullied by other lonely ghosts.
The old thief didn't have any feelings for the little bean sprouts, but Ye Lao Ghost liked this pink girl very much, and always thought that it would be nice if it was a real baby, and raised Ye Huan as a daughter-in-law.
I regretted it after playing the little bean sprouts, the little girl won't be wronged, right?