Bruce didn't expect that his father's so-called going to the Technology Development Bureau to do something good, he actually arranged a part-time job for himself.

It can't be said to be a part-time job, but he changed Bruce into a uniform of District 7, and then used this uniform to go to the Technology Development Bureau to get a weapon that suits him.

But on the application form of the Technology Development Bureau, Bruce clearly saw a series of procedures that his father had already completed.

When Bruce saw Thomas again, he was on the court watching people play.

If that could be considered a game......

Two teams of Minions, dressed in different colors of bib pants, are playing with three little girls and two adults, but they are playing with a variety of dangerous weapons.

Bruce clearly saw the explosion of a rocket launcher, blowing a not-so-small crater directly into the lawn, and sending two smoking projectiles behind the undulating meadow.

As he approached Thomas, Bruce blocked a crossbow arrow, a fire axe, three frisbees with wolf teeth, and a steamroller that flew somehow.

Thomas seemed to get used to it, and he didn't even have to look back to know that Bruce had a frisbee on his head, buttocks, and one of his legs.

Thomas said: "Just scratch it, this frisbee doesn't have any ability to hurt, at most it hurts for a while." ”

"By the way, what weapon did you get? Carbonized energy gun? Or a pulse-reflex blast gun? Oh, there's a new weapon with a blue giant in it, you're not going to get that, are you? ”

"It can't be an arc decomposition gun, right? That's hard to control. ”

In the face of Thomas's curious eyes, Bruce reluctantly took out a small and cute firearm from the holster, like the barrel of a needle, and the trigger ring that could only accommodate one finger took up a quarter of the space of the entire firearm.

"Little crickets?"

Thomas was a little stunned, he could never have imagined that Bruce would get such a weapon.

"I thought it was called noisy cricket."

Bruce was a little surprised, he didn't expect his father to be so familiar with weapons.

"That's the official name, but as small as it may seem, it can fire atomic bombardments one and a half meters in diameter, theoretically inflicting a blasting effect on any entity."

As he spoke, another bomb came from nowhere, and Thomas kicked it to the feet of the referee on the field.

And at this time, Bruce saw that the referee was actually Uncle Kent who he met yesterday.

The explosives exploded and the whole arena trembled several times, and then the minions were even more careless when they saw the referee covered in thick smoke.

"Di Di Di ~"

The whistle sounded, and Kent came out of the smoke without a single scar, and he quickly stopped the Minion Brawl, which was about to turn into all-out war.

"Dave off! Don't use bazookas anymore! Tim, don't bring bombs either! Agnes is doing well, and Edith is not allowed to disguise the ninja with the invisibility cloak. ”

Kent gave Thomas a helpless look, and kicked the rocket that had just been demolished by the Minions at his feet.

Bruce hurriedly prepared to lie down, but Thomas crossed his waist and said triumphantly: "Come here!" ’

Thomas whispered to Bruce, "Kent has always had a lot of patience, especially when it comes to teaching children. ”

"But I'm not in the mood to teach a naughty boy my age!"

Kent, who had stopped the game, came to the two and counted Thomas helplessly.

Kent then looked at Bruce on the side, stared at his changed clothes, and asked, "Is he ready?" ”

Thomas looked at Bruce with satisfaction and said, "He's definitely ready." ”

"Wait! What should I prepare? ”

Bruce looked at the two old guys with a smile on his face, and his heart was full of doubts, who am I and where am I? What should I do? Am I still not awake from yesterday's hallucinations?

Kent handed Thomas a document and said, "Looks like he's ready." ”

The dumb riddle of the two old guys made Bruce scratch his head, even if he could see almost all the secrets in this world, but in front of these two old men, if he didn't understand, he didn't understand.

Kent returned to the pitch and took command of a new round of action.

Thomas pointed to the arena and asked Bruce, "Who do you think will win this game?" ”

Bruce didn't know how to answer, he carefully analyzed the game scene, the ability and level shown by the Minions exceeded his cognition, and after a series of conjectures and budgets, Bruce gave the answer.

Bruce was convinced, "The one who wears the blue cargo pants wins." ”

Thomas nodded and said, "That's a good guess, but it's a pity that it's wrong." ”

Thomas sat down, patted the ground next to him, and said to Bruce, "Sit down, I'll tell you ......"

"Minions are single-celled creatures that evolved hundreds of millions of years ago, with recorded history dating back at least to the time of the dinosaurs. They are simple-minded, impulsive, and have little self-control, they have a naïve temperament and affinity, as well as a terrifying vitality that is not afraid of explosions, high and low temperatures, and even a vacuum. ”

"Their heartless and impulsive personality makes it very easy for them to go to extremes in what they do, and they have a strange gift for messing things up. As you can see and guess, there are no children on one side of the blue cargo pants, so there is no burden, so they look like they will win. ”

"They are noisy, contented, enjoyable, obedient, helpful, laughing and playing, and they care about the people they love."

"Actually, what you see is nothing more than the Minions who use explosions and chaos to create joy for their friends."

As he spoke, the minions on the blue cargo pants side lost one after another, while the pink cargo pants side and the three children broke through their defense line directly and threw the ball straight into the goal.

Then the Minions in the blue cargo pants fell into self-blame and harsh criticism of their teammates, once again triggering a new round of battle.

In the midst of the noise, the laughter that belonged to the children was the clearest, and in the laughter, the minions stopped beating each other and spontaneously set up a podium to present awards to the three children.

"Look, the character needs to be guided, the Minions' family is already very good, and they don't need Kent to help at all."

Bruce didn't understand why he was telling him these things, as if everything was under Thomas and Kent's arrangement.

Bruce suddenly asked, "Did you arrange my appearance a long time ago?" ”

Thomas looked at Bruce in surprise and asked, "How can you have such an idea?" ”

"You said before that Uncle Kent could go back to see his children at any time."

Since he can return to his own world at any time, so can Thomas, and it can be inferred from this that his appearance may also have been arranged.

"Kent can, and that's because his family is on the farm. You run all over the world, where do I go to find you? Going back can only scare Alfred, maybe it can scare him to death. ”

"By the way, did you pick a gift for Alfred? Why don't you buy him a dragon, Master Hagrid has cultivated a gem dragon, and the scale armor is composed of gems and crystals, which can easily resist the direct fire of tandem armor-piercing bullets. ”

Bruce didn't refuse, but asked suspiciously, "Dragons can also be bought and sold?" ”

"Of course, ordinary people can't, to provide a professional dragon breeding site, but also to prove that they have the ability to provide a basic life for dragons. But of course we can, just keep a few in the manor, so that Alfred can also have a little easier. ”

If raising dragons is an easy thing to do, then dragons will not leave so much notoriety.

Bruce didn't answer, but asked seriously, "What will happen to our world in the future?" ”

Thomas and Kent don't go back to their own world, or visit their long-departed families, and there is only one reason why there's a bigger crisis on the horizon. That's what keeps them here.

Thomas didn't answer, but shook his head, as if to deny Bruce's concerns.

Thomas asked, "Have you tried a gun?" ”

Bruce shook his head, he still hadn't figured out the situation, how could he find a place to test the gun.

"That's right, let's go and complete this task."

Thomas handed over a paper document that Kent had just given to Bruce, clearly stating the location and objectives of the mission.

Glancing at it, Bruce asked worriedly, "Leave this matter to me, okay?" ”

"What's wrong, I've already found a helper and folklorist for you, you only need to use your brain a little to solve this task."

(End of chapter)