Chapter Ninety-Eight: It's good to be cooked
When the patriarch thief said this, he was "frightened by ghosts".
Legend has it that when the ghosts enter the house, they feel that they are disguised wisely, and the master's family will not see their horses' feet, and they will talk and laugh with the master's family all the way.
In fact, the person closest to the ghost can easily see the details of the other party.
If the owner's sharp eyes see that it is not a person who enters the house, he must not shout and break the identity of the other party. This will "scare" the ghosts.
After being frightened, the other party either hid his face and left, or he was angry and killed someone.
The best thing to do is to trick the goblin out without knowing it's exposed.
When the patriarch thief asked, in case the paper man said, "I'll come to see you before leaving." "Isn't that going to happen right away?
The paper man said: "I'm here to tell the third master that my grandson is back, so there's no need to look for it." ”
"Wow back! Come back well! The old thief muttered: "It's just right, I let the girl burn the wine, it's cold outside, let's go to the kang and drink two cups?" ”
In the Northeast, I go to a friend's house to drink in winter, and I pay attention to sitting on a fire.
Three or five friends, sitting cross-legged on the kang, setting up the kang table, a few glasses of wine down, their hearts and bodies are warm, and the chatterbox will naturally open.
In my house, only the patriarch thief has a kang in the house, and the other rooms are equipped with floor heating.
The old thief said: Only by lighting the fire kang can he feel that there are fireworks in the house, and he can live comfortably. So he would rather light a fire every day than make a kang in his house.
The paper man was happy when he heard it: "Then the feelings are good, let's go into the house?" ”
"Let's go! Girl sets the table! The old thief got up and went into the house, and the paper man followed.
How dare Shi Qi set the table?
She pulled out a kitchen knife from the kitchen, hid the knife behind her back with one hand behind her back, and followed behind the paper figure.
The veteran thief didn't even look back along the way, and the paper man followed Shi Qi in a flutter, and he had to stick to the veteran thief several times.
Shi Qi doesn't know what the patriarch thief is going to do? The hand holding the kitchen knife was already sweating, and the old thief led the paper man into the house.
The old thief sat down on the edge of the kang: "Brother, sit on the kang." ”
Shi Qi was taken aback by the old thief: although she was a warlock who had just entered the industry, she also knew that paper people could not go to the kang.
After Shi Qi got the quick inheritance, there were many more bizarre cases in his mind. One of them is the case of using a paper figure to curse and kill people.
At that time, the arrest of the case was to find a paper figure with bleeding eyes on the bed of the family.
Before Shi Qi could speak, the paper man lay straight on the kang.
The old thief smiled: "This kang is hot, right?" In a moment, I might be able to bake you off. ”
The paper man was startled, and he struggled to get up, but he didn't expect that his body was like being glued to the kang, and he couldn't get up.
The patriarch thief smiled and said: "If I let you go to the kang, you dare to lie up, you really don't know whether you live or die!" Girl, go out and burn the kang hot, by the way, throw a piece of lard into the pot when making water. ”
"If you go to the tank to scoop water, throw a few sewing needles into the tank first."
The patriarch took a puff of his cigarette: "There are so many things in the house for the time being, let's clean up the rest slowly." ”
Shi Qi couldn't help but gasp - the old thief was clearly telling her where there was a ghost?
The old thief took out the sewing box from under the kang cabinet and pushed it to Shi Qi with a smile: "Go!" ”
Shi Qi grabbed a handful of steel needles and walked outside, pressed the wooden lid on the water tank with one hand, lifted it violently, and threw the steel needle into the cylinder with the other hand, and pressed the cylinder head back to its original place without even looking at it.
There was a scream in the water tank for a while, Shi Qi pressed the cylinder head and didn't dare to let go, but the old thief said: "Isn't it over if you pick up the water scoop and buckle it on the cylinder head?" ”
Shi Qi picked up the water scoop and buckled it upside down on the cylinder head, and then carefully let go of his hand.
The screams in the water tank became louder and louder, and someone stirred up the water splashing inside and banged the tank, and the blood-colored water continued to flow out around the cylinder head, but the cylinder head that was pressed by the scoop could not be lifted.
The patriarch thief said slowly: "One scoop can scoop three rivers of water, there is a water scoop pressing, the water ghosts inside can't come out, you can do your work with peace of mind." After a while, he was comforted by the steel needle, and then it stopped. ”
Most of the water scoops used in the Northeast are gourds that are broken in half from the middle.
If there is really a water ghost drilling into the tank, the water scoop of ordinary people really can't suppress the ghost. However, when my family's water scoop was still a gourd, it was dealt with by the patriarch thief with a special technique, and it is not a problem to suppress the ordinary water ghost.
Shi Qi hurriedly turned on the faucet, took water from the pot, and lit a fire in the stove pit.
The kang in the northeast is connected to the stove in the kitchen, cooking, and boiling water will also burn the kang on the way, otherwise, the bungalow in the northeast will not be designed, and the door is the kitchen, and the style of entering the house can only be entered after the kitchen.
It's just that you can't empty the pot when you burn the kang, at least you have to put some water in the pot.
When the fire in the stove was lit, Shi Qi took out a piece of fat from the meat oil jar and threw it into the pot.
Meat oil is also a characteristic of the Northeast. To put it bluntly, it is the oil boiled from the fat of the pig, and when cooking, add a spoonful to the farmhouse vegetables to make it more fragrant.
Every family in the countryside has a jar for meat oil, and when the Chinese New Year's Eve is young, the old people in the family must urge the unmarried children at home to move the meat oil jar, which is called "moving meat (marriage)" to mean getting married early in the next year.
In a short time, oil splashes floated on the surface of the water, and the fragrance of meat oil also wafted up.
The old thief didn't even move, but he seemed to be able to see the scene outside: "Girl, you go back, don't fall into the pot for a while, and then burst into the water." ”
Shi Qi held the lid of the pot in front of him, took a few steps back, and saw a black snake with the thickness of a wrist hanging down from the beam.
The black snake was obviously attracted by the smell of meat oil, and leaned out half of its body from the beam, twisting its body into an "S" shape and hanging in the air.
If it weren't for the steaming of the pot of water, the black snake on the beam would have come down a long time ago.
The old thief shouted softly in the house: "Drop! ”
Somehow, the black snake slipped and fell into the pot with a thud.
The black snake, which was scalded by boiling water, jumped up from the pot all of a sudden, and half of its body stood upright to escape, Shi Qi grabbed the lid of the pot and pressed the black snake into the pot.
The cauldron for cooking in the Northeast is almost a meter in diameter, and it is not a big problem to put down a snake.
The black snake crackled the lid at first, and after a while, there was no movement.
The old thief said slowly: "Don't lift the lid of the pot, continue to add fire to the pot, when will its soul be boiled, and when will it lift the pot again." ”
The patriarch thief looked at the paper figure on the kang with a cigarette pouch in his mouth: "This kang is still comfortable, right?" Now, it doesn't matter if you're uncomfortable, you'll be comfortable after a while. ”