Chapter 69: Good Friends
"Can I tell sΓΉ how I felt when I touched her boobs?" The old man didn't look like an old man at all, and he was completely disrespectful to the old man. In Jing Yi's heart, the machine spirit was already very obscene, but he didn't expect this old man Watson to be even more obscene than the machine spirit, it was simply unprecedented, hearing his question Jing Yi couldn't help but be stunned, completely stunned by this old man.
"Not bad...... the ghost sent the gods, Jing Yi replied, and immediately looked around, and was relieved to find that there was no one. He really couldn't understand how the old man saw it, and he knew exactly what he was doing. But although Jing Yi's heart was cautious, he didn't exude a little vigilance at all, for Jing Yi, this old man had a lot of appetite for him. (Does this mean that Jing Yi is also very obscene, after all, things gather people in groups)
"Not bad......" The old man's eyes flashed with a lot of mystery, of course Jing Yi knew what this product was thinking, this product was definitely **.
"Well, I'm here to pick up the mission......," Jing Yi reminded weakly, but the old man didn't seem to hear it at all, and there was still that mysterious color flashing in his eyes.
"The task doesn't matter what it is, anyway, Sanxi's 36E has finally been touched, I admire you, I really admire!" the old man gave Jing Yi a thumbs up.
Jing Yi looked at the old man in front of him with black lines on his head, and there was a momentary pause in his thinking, this guy is too obscene, no, no, no, he is simply obscene and dirty, so that Jing Yi was completely stunned there.
"Let's go, let's drink, old man, I appreciate you a lot, but in this academy I can only appreciate the number of five fingers. As he spoke, the old man pulled Jing Yi into the Scripture Pavilion, and stopped at a place where he usually was, "Okay today, if you don't get drunk, you kid has a very good appetite for me." The old man pulled him into the room without Jing Yi saying anything.
There were some books with pictures everywhere in the room, Jing Yi glanced at them slightly, what kind of books such as "Sister-in-law Spared Me" that are not suitable for children, and I couldn't help but sigh, how lonely this old man is......
"What, you're also interested in my treasured books?" The old man Watson looked at Jing Yi's eyes and suddenly asked, "It's okay, men, they all have some hobbies, I can understand." The tone was faint, and there was an unspeakable grievance.
I'm rubbing, this product is definitely a **silk masturbation man, so old and so obscene. Jing Yi looked at the old man's appearance, and he was very underdrawn, but this old man Watson had the strength there, and Jing Yi was also a little jealous, and he didn't show it.
"Come, drink. Watson flicked his hand on the table, and suddenly two large jars of wine appeared on the table, exuding a faint fragrance. "This is the herb liquid I brewed from collecting herbs, I'm in a good mood today, and you're blessed today. After the old man finished speaking, he handed a wine jar on the table to Jing Yi.
Jing Yi was not pretentious, although the old man was a little obscene, but he was quite sincere, so he took the wine handed by the old man. In fact, what really attracts Jing Yi is the peculiar aroma in this wine, which is a faint but intoxicating taste, and I just want to be drunk for a long time and never wake up.
"You can drink this wine slowly, I can't make more than these two jars. After the old man finished speaking, he directly raised the jar and drank it, without the slightest preciousness of this wine. Jing Yi rarely drinks alcohol, but he tastes more of the types, and he probably tastes the quality of the wine. Looking at the old man, Jing Yi took a sip of wine and gently poured it into his mouth, and suddenly a strange fragrance flowed out of his limbs, and an extremely comfortable feeling spread from his mouth to his whole body, and the whole person seemed to be floating in the air, which was a feeling of great freedom.
The smell of the white cumin is constantly changing, from the lips to the throat, all the time changing the taste in a slow but rapid rhythm, sweet and bitter, hot and spicy, indifferent...... It can be said that this sip of wine contains too much love. Although it doesn't have the spicy taste of sake at all, it has a unique heaviness that makes people deeply intoxicated. Then there was a faint joy in the wine, which was a sense of harvest joy.
"Well, this wine tastes good. The old man Watson asked with a smile, but there was no obscenity in Jing Yi's impression, replaced by a faint pride, and a little vicissitudes.
Jing Yi had to re-examine the old man, for a long time, and said with a smile: "It's delicious, then the seniors won't get drunk tonight." The hot blood in Jing Yi's body was also ignited by the old man's pride at this moment, and he said with a smile at the moment.
"What is it called, senior, if you don't dislike it, just call me Brother Watson, I haven't had anyone to drink with me for a long time. At the end, Old Man Watson had a bit of a melancholy taste.
"Then I'll call you Brother Hua, come on, come on, I'll have a good drink with you tonight!" Jing Yi raised the wine jar and drank it directly. Watson was stunned for a moment, and then he also laughed faintly twice, just like Jing Yi, he picked up the wine jar and began to drink, his drinking image was very arrogant, and there was no obscenity at all.
Neither of them used their soul power to counteract the alcohol, Jing Yi began to faint after drinking half of the jar, after all, he was still young, and the amount of alcohol or something had not yet been practiced. After the old man Watson drank the jar of wine in his hand, he drank all the remaining wine from Jing Yi, and then his face turned red and began to talk nonsense.
"Lao Tzu was the strongest man in the Eastern Empire back then, so what kind of God of War and Sword God was a piece of cake in front of me......" Old man Watson bragged here again about how brave he was back then. Jing Yi was also drunk at the moment, and replied casually: "When I see you, you are bragging, the sword god Yue Wuying, the god of war Chu Mo, those are all people who can support a country, if you can win them, you may not be where you are now, how can you still be a lewd old man in this little Soul Xuan Academy......" Jing Yi sneered, not taking the words of the old man Watson to heart at all.
"If you don't believe it, forget it, brother sues you, brother is not blowing, when my brother was young, it was Yushu Linfeng Saipan'an, a pear flower pressed begonia, I don't know how many beautiful girls are in my hands," The old man Watson began to blow again, one brother at a time, speaking of which, he paused, leaned into Jing Yi's ear and said: "I also slept with the wife of the sword god Yue Wuying, you don't sue others, otherwise that bastard boy should chase me again." β
Jing Yi was stunned, and laughed completely without concealment, "You are too good at blowing, in this way, I have slept with the wife of the god of war Chu Mo......" Under the careful guidance of the old man Watson, Jing Yi also began to run around with a mouth full of nonsense, if this sentence spreads, even if he has more than a dozen lives, it will not be enough for him to die.
Fortunately, both of them were drunk and talked nonsense, and they didn't pay attention to it, and they quarreled for a while, and the two of them also fell asleep in this room.
Early the next morning, the sun was shining, Jing Yi and the old man Watson were lying on the ground, their posture was very indecent, Jing Yi's foot was against Watson's chin, but Watson was holding Jing Yi's legs, and he was sleeping sweetly at the moment.
The door squeaked open, and both of them were woken up by a loud scream.
When Jing Yi woke up, he found that Murong Lan was standing in front of him, his eyes were full of surprise, so he slowly got rid of Watson's arm, walked to Murong Lan's side and asked, "Are you here to take over the task?"
Murong Lan first glanced at Jing Yi, then a faint mist appeared in her eyes, and then slapped Jing Yi's face fiercely, "I didn't expect you to be interested in men, even ...... I can't even let go of such an old man, I can see you clearly. At this time, the old man Watson also got up, "What's wrong with the old man, my brother's body is still strong, even if I go to the big battle for three hundred rounds now, I am still fierce." β
Jing Yi looked at the two of them, only to find that the tops of both of them had been taken off, leaving only a pair of pants, and it seemed that they took off their tops because it was too hot last night...... "You misunderstood, how could I like men." Just when Murong Lan said this, Jing Yi already knew that this girl had misunderstood, and adding the words of the old man Watson was undoubtedly adding fuel to the fire, so he hurriedly explained.
"Three hundred rounds!You're not human!" Murong Lan ran out crying after saying this, leaving only one back.
Jing Yi was quite speechless, what is this......
"Don't chase it yet, that Nizi obviously likes you, but then you are obviously not as handsome as me, how can there be so many women like you......" The old man Watson looked like a violent thing, which made Jing Yi very unhappy, just your crane hair goosebumps, and so obscene and dirty, how could it be compared with me, the dragon among the people who is unparalleled in the sky and on the earth.
Jing Yi quickly put on his clothes and chased in the direction where Murong Lan left.