I was immediately so angry that I smoked: The patriarch thief, the patriarch thief, let you deceive people, this time it's okay, the sequelae are coming. Let me meet such a stupid Xu Wenxing, can I still watch him die in the Confucius Temple?

When I secretly cursed the old thief in my heart, he was drinking tea and smoking a cigarette pouch at home like a normal person.

Old Ghost Ye looked at him a few times in a row: "I said brother, you have been tossing on Taiping Street for a day, what if the ghost doesn't come tonight?" Aren't all your fame ruined in this life? ”

The old thief smiled and said, "Don't worry, when will I miss it?" Besides, the atmosphere is all baked here, and those terrible ghosts have to come if they don't come. ”

I wasn't there at the time, and if I did, I would have been able to spit out the old thief!

Old Ghost Ye didn't see it, what bad was he holding back?

Tonight, the ghost is here, and everything is fine.

If the ghost doesn't come, what about the old thief who still has a dormitory teacher in his hand? The big deal is to let him out, toss Taiping Street door to door, and make enough of the show.

In the end, the dormitory teacher couldn't get rid of the fate of being beaten to death by the patriarch thief!

The patriarch thief is so lacking in morality!

Old Ghost Ye didn't even drink the wine, and craned his neck to look outside.

Shi Qi even had a gun ready, and was loading cinnabar bullets there.

The patriarch nodded and said, "It's still Shi Qi's girl who is well-behaved, and she has always had confidence in his grandfather." However, the guy in his hand can't do it! ”

The patriarch thief said to himself: "Is there something wrong with catching the inheritance quickly? How can it be linked to the national transport? ”

Originally, the patriarch thief felt that as long as Shi Qi accepted the inheritance of catching fast, he would be able to use the secret method passed down by the ancestor. In fact, that's not the case at all.

Catching fast, in the final analysis, is still for the service of the imperial court, and with the blessing of the imperial luck, he can perform the secret technique of catching fast without practicing the secret method.

In ancient times, the fast catcher could directly hold an iron ruler and fight ghosts with water and fire sticks, because those two things were instruments distributed by the imperial court, even if the materials were poor, they also represented the majesty of the imperial court. If you replace these two things with waist knives, it will be useless.

The reason why Shi Qi can't even deal with ordinary ghosts now is because she doesn't have a dynasty luck protector.

Besides, modern police and prosecutors are already equipped with guns, and letting Shi Qi hold a water and fire stick is useless.

The old thief frowned and said, "How can you think of a trick to let Shi Qi give full play to this ability?" ”

When the old thief was holding a cigarette pouch and holding back the water, a green light suddenly appeared on the lantern at the door of my house, and the gate of the courtyard was half illuminated and half dark.

Old Ghost Ye slapped his thigh: "Brother is god!" People know when ghosts are coming when they sit at home. ”

Shi Qi was just about to raise his gun to aim, but was blocked by Ye Lao Ghost: "Don't mind, you will use this gun later." Look at mine first. ”

At this moment when Ye Lao Ghost was talking, the ghost who rushed into the courtyard had already passed through the door of the living room and rushed towards the two of them, and his miserable white face was clearly and visibly imprinted in Shi Qi's eyes.

The forty-five-yard bigfoot directly trampled the ghost to the ground, stepping on phosphorus fire.

Old Ghost Ye hehehe: "Brother, Shi Qi, you two are sitting in the house, and I'll go for a walk on the street." You say, "These people! I can't even catch a ghost, so what kind of warlock is it? ”

Old Ghost Ye scolded and left.

On the entire Taiping Street, Ye Lao Ghost served the old thief alone, and he didn't even look at the others, if it weren't for the old thief to let him take care of those old guys on Taiping Street, Ye Lao Ghost would be able to move a stool and sit at the door to watch the excitement now, and he wouldn't take a step out of the door with his feet.

The old thief shouted behind him: "Old Ye, after you go out, you want to drive all those lonely souls and wild ghosts back!" Don't bother the neighbors. ”

"Got it!" Old Ghost Ye muttered, "Just your kindness!" Ming'er, I'll go to the temple and invite the Bodhisattva out, so that you can go up and sit down. ”

Old Ghost Ye didn't have so many flowers, how did he know that the old thief's words were deliberately heard to his neighbors.

The story of Old Man Xu looking for me to save his grandson has long been spread in Feng Shui Street. Therefore, the haunted pot of Feng Shui Street must be carried by Old Man Xu to save the great kindness of Feng Shui Street, that is, the meat in the bowl of the old thief.

As soon as the old ghost Ye left, the old thief ordered: "Girl, go and open all the doors of the living room." Then, tug on the rope on the side of the door. ”

Shi Qi inexplicably opened the door to the living room.

My living room is facing the courtyard door, it stands to reason that this door-to-door design violates the taboo of feng shui, and a screen should be built between the two doors to block the evil.

The old thief bragged about the: "Why dare Lao Tzu come in when he sits in the house?" "I was shocked by the gentleman on Taiping Street. Actually, he wanted to see who it was earlier? It's better to prepare first!

However, the disadvantage of not having a screen now comes.

As long as the ghost enters the courtyard, it can go straight to the living room, and there is no obstruction in the middle, and the old thief also asked Shi Qi to open the door, isn't that waiting for the ghost to enter the door?

Shi Qi looked at the old thief twice in a row before pulling down the rope at the door.

There was a sudden sound of pulleys rubbing steel wires on the corner of the living room, and when Shi Qi looked again, there was an extra wire connected to the courtyard wall on both sides of the living room door, and at this time, each wire slid out of nine lit white paper lanterns.

Eighteen white paper lanterns hung in the courtyard as if someone had set them up in advance, facing each other at the same distance.

The old thief beckoned to Shi Qi: "When the girl comes back, she will stand behind the master, and we will welcome the guests together." ”

Shi Qi stood next to the patriarch thief with a gun, and the patriarch thief turned his head and smiled: "What's the matter, girl, can't you believe it?" Master, I don't need your protection. ”

"No matter how big this girl is, it's the heart and liver of the master, how can you still let you protect the master? Be obedient, stand behind me, if you want to protect you, you have to be protected by the master! ”

Shi Qi's eyes were slightly red from being moved for a while, and it wasn't until the old thief dragged her behind him without saying anything that Shi Qi's tears flowed silently.

If I had been standing in the house, I would have to yell!

The patriarch thief is really not a thing.

He asked Shi Qi to stand behind him, because he was afraid that the ghost was coming, Shi Qi rushed out directly to play with the ghost, she ran out, who was still protecting the old thief in the house?

In case a ghost took advantage of the chaos to get into the house, and the old thief called Shi Qi to come back to save people, perhaps, he would have been strangled to death by the ghost.

Shi Qi is now in the right position, wow! The veteran thief is really in danger, she only needs to stand in place and shoot a shot to relieve the veteran thief, and she can't lose the face of the old thief.

The old thief is counted in the bones.