Chapter 161 Five-Character Mantra

The patriarch thief laughed and said: "As the saying goes: brothers settle accounts, and the two of them have to hide a private money." Or else, you see......"

"Shut up!" Boss Xiao gritted his teeth and said, "If you dare to say the next words, I will kill you." ”

I guess the words behind the old thief should be: Or, you come over to be Yuan Zheng's grandmother? We've become a family, don't we have to settle accounts?

Boss Xiao didn't give him this chance.

Boss Xiao rubbed his brows and said, "In this way, I earn too little, and I am afraid that my performance is not as good as Yao Yebai." ”

"This is easy to do!" I pointed at the old thief: "Let him make up for the poor performance." You guard the old wealth of a landlord, and you can't share the grain? ”

"That's a local tyrant and a bad gentleman." Xiao Congmeng stood up: "Forget it, the business is so decided, there is news, I will inform you." ”

Xiao Congmeng left, but the old thief said with some relief: "Congmeng still compromised." If it were someone else, she wouldn't have pushed the price so low. ”

"The Picture of Demons and Ghosts in the Mountains is a scourge in your hands. If there is a chance in the future, it is better to throw it to the sky. ”

The old thief hurriedly added: "I'm not speaking for Congmeng. ”

"The Demon Ghost Map of the Mountains and Rivers has to be sent out, but it can't be sent out easily."

"I also know the truth of the guilt, but before I find out what secrets the "Ghost Map of the Mountains and Rivers" hides, I can't easily agree to teach it to Tiankedang."

"And ......"

The patriarch thief said in a paused voice: "From a dream is a dream, and the sky can be the sky." When I dreamed of doing business, I never talked about human feelings. Moreover, we can't pin all our hopes on dreams. I have to find some clues myself. ”

"As long as we grasp the clue and get something critical. It's that we turn around and make the best money. ”

The old thief's eyes lit up and said, "Do you think that Tianke should give you a famous sword and a famous gun, which is a great gift?" ”

"Let me tell you, that's one of the nine cows that can be a god, or the hairy hair on that hair."

"When we make a lot of money, hehe...... It's enough to eat for a few lifetimes. ”

When the patriarch thief was talking and his eyebrows fluttered, Boss Xiao came back, standing at the door with a cold face, staring at the patriarch thief from behind with murderous eyes.

I slapped my thigh: "This ginger is still old and spicy, and the scorpion is still old and poisonous!" ”

"Then look at it, when did your father do a loss-making business?" The patriarch thief snorted and said: "Wait for your master and I to use a little trick to take down the little lady from the dream, and then let the old ghost do Yao Yebai, and the day can be at our Taiping Street No. 1 to take what you want!" ”

"When the time comes, our fathers, buddies will be the big shopkeeper of the sky."

I deliberately didn't want to warn the old thief, so I let him blow there, and it was better for him to blow until his mouth foamed, and then let him pull the list in a moment.

Old Ghost Ye really couldn't stand it: "Little sister-in-law, you're here!" ”

"Who...... I'll ......" After the old thief turned around, he "hiccuped", and saw that the breath was about to come up.

Old Ghost Ye was so frightened that he hurriedly rushed to help people, and Boss Xiao said with a pale face: "Pretend, you pretend to me again." I also want to be too much of a shopkeeper. ”

Old Ghost Ye said anxiously: "Little sister-in-law, don't take eye medicine, my brother is out of breath." ”

"Fill him with some footwater, and he'll be sure he'll come back to life." Boss Xiao didn't believe it at all.

Old Ghost Ye turned pale with fright: "Are you all stupid?" Hurry up and get your medicine! You see...... You see...... The soul is floating out. ”

I looked closely and was stunned, the old thief was really out of his soul.

When Shi Qi hurriedly went to get the Soul Restoration Pill, two ghosts also quietly appeared at the door.

Old Ghost Ye's eyes glared and he was about to kill, Boss Xiao said slowly: "Two, take out the token of your ghost in the underworld and show it to me." ”

One of the ghosts shouted coldly: "Bold, what qualifications do you have to look at our token?" ”

Boss Xiao sneered: "What is the crime of pretending to be a ghost in the underworld, you shouldn't know, right?" Do you want to call the real ghost over and explain it to you? ”

One of the ghosts snorted coldly and took out the token: "Look! ”

Boss Xiao's face changed slightly, and he didn't know how to deal with the matter in front of him. I hurriedly ran up: "Two, two of you are angry, you see that old man is still saved." You two come out and sit down, wait for us for three to five minutes, and if the old man can't get it back, it's not too late for you to arrest someone. ”

As I spoke, I gave Shi Qi a look, and the latter quickly took out a stack of bills and quietly stuffed them into the two ghosts.

The ghost took a look and said, "Okay, then we'll wait a while." ”

I made a gesture of please: "Please go out for tea." ”

When I sent the two ghosts to the door, one of them lowered his voice and said, "Tell the third master, I didn't help a lot this time, I'm sorry." ”

I was stunned: Damn, these two people are really found by old thieves. It's just that what he found is not a fake, it's a real ghost!

The patriarch thief is really good!

This reflex is really not comparable to ordinary people!

When I went back, Boss Xiao had already left with a cold face, and the old thief was still lying on the kang and pouring his breath.

I walked over and pushed him twice: "Everyone is gone, get up!" ”

The old thief opened one eye and glanced at the door, then took out his mobile phone and called up the monitor to take a look, and made sure that Boss Xiao had returned to Tiankedang, so he got up: "This scared me, hurry up and pour saliva for me." ”

A room full of people, except for me, were all stupid, and the old thief poured two glasses of water in a row, and then wiped a cold sweat and said, "Oh, Mom, it's finally fooled." In the past few days, I can't go to Tiankedang, and I think it will take at least three or four days from my dream to dissipate my anger. Well, these days, I have to think about how to hook up from dreams. ”

The patriarch thief turned his head: "Hey, I said bean sprouts, I asked you to check how to hook up with a girl, did you find it on the Internet?" ”

Xiaodou sprouts walked in with a tablet: "It was said on the Internet that it takes five words to seduce a good family: 'Pan, donkey, Deng, small, and leisure'." ”

Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian?

Isn't that the five-character mantra that Wang Po gave to Ximenqing in "Water Margin"?

Those two are not good birds!

However, I can't say this, and if I say it, the old thief may have to ask me to find the cheats, and I'll find him somewhere.

I wanted to keep silent, who knows, the old thief turned his head and gave me a sentence: "Ergou, you explain it to me!" ”

"Me? I'll explain it to you! "As soon as I turned my head, Shi Qi, Ye Huan, and Ye Lao Ghost all withdrew and went to Bazhang away. Looks like I'm really coming!