Chapter 38: Tell a joke

Although Zhou Yan can't be said to be well-informed, Ah Qi wants to casually throw out this sword technique, and it is really an exaggeration to say that it is ancient and modern.

No matter how deep Ah Qi's background is, it can't penetrate the four schools of Confucianism. And even when it comes to the sword of the four sects of the Dao, it seems that these four words are not worth it.

"Aren't we exaggerating?" He asked tentatively.

And just looking at the name, you can't see where the power is.

"Exaggerated?" Ah Qi seemed to be sneering and asked, "In heaven and on earth, there is no martial art more worthy of this word." ”

Her words are quite convincing.

Zhou Yan didn't believe it completely, after all, the "tattered exercises" given by the other party in the previous dynasty were indeed wonderful.

From this, looking at this sentence, his breathing couldn't help but be a little shorter.

If it is really as Ah Qi said, then wouldn't he be close to graduation all of a sudden?

is a few points more powerful than Du Yunhe, who does not kill on the left and has a way on the right, that scene, just thinking about it, taught him to be fascinated.

He took a deep breath and wrote on the mirror: "Then you write to me quickly, and I will arm myself immediately." ”

No man can resist a supreme sword technique.

It was only then that he realized that although the mirror was good, it was also a little flawed.

It's just a mirror, not a computer or anything. If you really want to use it to "transfer" a file or something, it's too troublesome, and you even need a handwritten letter.

In the past, it was okay to chat and tell stories to Ah Qi, and it was quite emotional to take it slowly, but when it was time to teach martial arts, the sentence by sentence transcription was really intriguing.

I can only hope that this peerless sword technique is not too complicated, and the content can be finished in a few hundred words.

He was so anxious that he couldn't wait, but Ah Qi didn't know what medicine he was selling, and the text sent was unhurried: "Do you want to learn?" ”

"Of course." Zhou Yan nodded while sketching on the mirror.

"Then tell me a joke, and I'll give it to you if it's funny." Ah Qi is really a woman with a bad taste.

"Aren't you making fun of me?" Zhou Yan complained with a bitter face.

He's been reading a book for a few years, but who would read a joke on purpose? Even if he remembers a few now, those are all in a modern context, and if he tells the other party, the "ancient", the other party will only be confused.

"I don't care, if there is no joke, I will not give you this sword technique." Ah Qi's eldest lady's temper will flare up from time to time, and now it's a "good time".

"Then I'll think about it." Chasing ducks on the shelves will inevitably encounter several times in his life, and Zhou Yan has no choice but to give in.

He closed his eyes and took a deep breath, his mind scribbling through many plots.

Finally, a thought crossed my mind.

This joke should work, right? He wasn't so sure.

He's not a funny guy himself, and he's lacking talent in this area. And Ah Qi herself is a literary girl, and her laughter may not be low, but he is really not sure for a while.

"So I said it?" Step by step, he has begun to prepare for both.

"Say it quickly!" Ah Qi is full of expectations, since they have known each other for three months, the other party is like a library pavilion, poems, songs, sketches and stories can be at their fingertips, God knows what kind of funny jokes can be told at this time.

Zhou Yan brewed his emotions and coughed pretending to be in a posture, and then realized that Ah Qi couldn't see it at all.

After being bored, he returned to business, raised his finger and wrote solemnly on the mirror: "'Shame on the dead!'" Lao Li shouted as he threw a corpse from the third floor. ”

In his opinion, concise and meaningful words are the best of jokes. In just a dozen words, the status in the joke world should not be lower than the status of the so-called "Six Swords Divine Technique" in swordsmanship, right?

Silent......

Silence to the point of oppression......

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air......

Ah Qi didn't move for a long time, and Zhou Yan even thought that she might be asleep, so he asked, "What, isn't it funny?" ”

Self-knowledge is one of the most valuable qualities of human beings, and it is clear that he sometimes lacks such self-knowledge.

"I went and got some clothes." After a long time, news finally came from there.

"It's not cold in May, is it?" Zhou Yan asked rhetorically without thinking about it.

"I don't know why, but after hearing your joke, I was trembling." Ah Qi's sentence was followed by a smiling face with stick figures, which was quite sarcastic.

Zhou Yan was very pleased that Ah Qi was self-taught and realized that there were still "cold jokes" in the world, but whether the other party laughed or not, but it was related to whether he could obtain the "Six Swords Divine Technique", of course he had to continue to ask: "Isn't it funny?" ”

Ah Qi was speechless and choked, did this person really not feel cold?

The other party tells stories on weekdays, which can be regarded as eloquent. How can he tell a joke and only hold back such a thing? Could it be that you are making fun of yourself?

But the Six Swords Divine Technique should be important to him, he doesn't need to "kill himself" and set up difficulties for himself, right?

That is, he really lacks the talent for telling jokes?

Or is the joke really funny, but I didn't understand it for a while?

Poor Ah Qi, in order to help Zhou Yan explain, began to doubt herself.

So she chewed on the joke again.

With a shudder in her body, she shuddered again......

Okay, maybe I really don't understand jokes.

The swordsmanship couldn't really be refused, so she had to take the pot to herself.

"It's funny!" Ah Qi gritted her teeth and pressed her fingers the mirror.

"I'll just say, how can you not laugh at such a funny joke?" Zhou Yan didn't know that he was cheap, and he was obedient.

"That's it!" Ah Qi almost crushed a mouthful of silver teeth.

No, you can't just be cold. She had secretly decided to tell the joke to the rest of the palace.

"And my swordsmanship?" What Zhou Yan had in mind was naturally the sword spectrum of the "Six Swords Divine Technique".

"It's hard to give it to you right now." Unexpectedly, Ah Qi "reversed" and said.

"Why?" Of course, Zhou Yan couldn't accept such an answer, so he immediately asked.

"I'm going to be in retreat for a while, and I don't have time to transcribe it to you." Ah Qi explained.

"And what if I want to talk to you?" Zhou Yan suddenly felt a sense of emptiness in his heart.

Compared with the sword technique, there has been no news from the other party for a period of time, which is obviously more difficult.

Such a concern fell into Ah Qi's eyes, and she naturally felt warm in her heart.

"It doesn't matter, it's not long, only two months at most." She comforted.

"Two months isn't long?" Zhou Yan asked rhetorically.

Since the two met, they haven't been in touch for the longest time, but in the past few days, he has some illusions that he is living like a year, how can he survive two months?

"Whoosh and it's gone." Ah Qi also felt that it was a little long, and stuck out her tongue on the other side of the mirror.

But she really had to go into retreat, and she had been in the world for a while, and she was stained with a little red dust, which had to be removed as soon as possible.

But before she left, she still arranged everything for Zhou Yan: "You don't have to worry about swordsmanship, I will send someone to send it, by the way, you can leave that person by your side and send it." ”