Chapter 48: School Anecdotes
In any case, Confucianism should be the place where the rules are most emphasized outside the Legalist family.
Zhou Yan "paid" the tuition fee, and the dean naturally didn't want to embarrass him on the face again, so he settled down in Youya Academy.
Time waits for no one, and it easily slips through your fingers, and five days pass in a flash.
In the past five days, Zhou Yan really had a bit of a feeling of his previous life.
The students of Youya Academy all "live in the school", and of course he cannot be an exception, so his daily life is the classroom and the dormitory.
When it comes to self-discipline, compared to the third year of high school in the previous life, it is even better.
But unlike others, they are all attentive in class, and they live up to their time in class, jumping out of indulgence; He is a person in Zhou, but he deserts in class and works hard after class.
As for what is the effort? But it is not a Confucian classic, but a way of cultivation.
If this matter reaches the ears of his recommender Li Xian, I am afraid that he will be so angry that he vomits blood.
It is rare to have the heart to promote talents for Confucianism, but I never thought that he was willing to degenerate.
Of course, Zhou Yan himself will not feel that he is not doing his job, he has come to seek art and Taoism, how can he have the kung fu to learn any sage quotations and the way of governing the country?
When it comes to governing the country, can the quaint Confucianism of this world be able to match the complete modernization experience of the previous life?
Knowing that there are limitations, and still holding his nose to learn, then most of this person's brain is no longer clear.
Thanks to his status as a "transfer student", the gentlemen who lectured had their own explanations for his absent-mindedness.
After all, it is understandable that he has just "transferred" from catching fast to become a student, so he is not too harsh.
So Zhou Yan accepted the identity of the crane tail with peace of mind.
Of course, in line with the principle of teaching without distinction and treating everyone equally, individual masters refused to give up on him, and even took special care of him.
For example, Mr. Liu, who speaks poetry, deliberately encouraged him to compose poems in the classroom when he realized his lack of literary accumulation.
Mr. Liu's starting point is very good, as long as Zhou Yan can gather four coherent and rhythmic sentences, he will encourage them to stimulate the other party's sense of accomplishment, so that they can work harder and catch up.
If you change to a traverser, you will definitely not let go of this opportunity to be in the limelight, even if the topic is more secluded, you have to memorize a masterpiece of the past life that is stained with the top, and the good skills are amazing, and you will become famous in one fell swoop.
But Zhou Yan did not do so.
In his opinion, the little ink in his stomach can be used to flirt with his sister, and he really wants to use it to make a reputation, and he is not immune to it.
What? You asked him if he felt guilty when he used it to tease Ah Qi? Ask yourself how you feel when you copy a love letter.
And there are many poems in his chest, which cannot be written unless he has a special experience, how can he have such a bumpy life when he is only a fast catcher in his early twenties.
Moreover, in his previous life, he felt funny when he read some online articles, and many protagonists didn't even realize that the allusions, mountains, rivers and seas in the poems were unique, and they actually showed off the past grandiosely, which really mocked the reader's IQ.
To sum up, he didn't think about relying on the poetry and blog names of his previous life, in his opinion, using them to flirt with girls is to maximize their role.
It's normal for a man to be a little vanity in front of a woman.
Moreover, there is the most important point: he was targeted by Du Yunhe.
Although the two have not met again after separating three days ago, Zhou Yan knows that Du Yunhe will definitely pay close attention to himself.
Therefore, if he is not careful to show his outstanding poetic talent, it will not be a self-confession and recognize his identity. If you want to pretend to be deaf and dumb then, I'm afraid it's useless.
Therefore, when Mr. Liu specially named him to write a poem about Yongxue, even if the best work in his mind came easily, he did not dare to show off the slightest heart.
But because of Mr. Liu's ardent anticipation, he had to come up with something.
But it was also difficult for him to write poems in seven steps, so he went around and around, and he finally "stole" the poems of his predecessors.
The poem is copied from a certain general surnamed Zhang, and the whole poem is simple and easy to understand: something flies in the sky, a pile in the east and a pile in the west; Could it be that the Emperor of Heaven built a golden palace and sifted lime and lime.
After Zhou Yan shook his head and finished reading this masterpiece, he couldn't help complaining, in May's heart, Mr. Liu is so dignified, what is the question of Yongxue? If it weren't for his knowledge, he would have been really stumped.
Naturally, he was not stumped, but the middle school students were laughed at.
Even his sissy roommate, who usually doesn't smile and doesn't fit in very well, covers his mouth and is very happy.
I really don't blame Zhou Yan for slandering him, and his laughter does mean a little bit of flowery trembling.
As one of the nine academies in the world, no matter whether it is a teacher or a student, the knowledge is the top batch, and there is no precedent for such unbearable poems.
Mr. Liu has been teaching poetry for nearly 50 years, and for the first time he heard a student shamelessly recite such a degrading poem in the classroom, he immediately blew his beard and glared, holding the ring ruler in his hand, trembling and pointing at Zhou Yan, "You you" for a long time, and finally passed out without taking a breath.
This is, of course, a serious teaching accident.
But Zhou Yan also said that he used to be a fast-catcher, an out-and-out rough man, where can he compose poems, and can imitate snowflakes into sifted lime, which is already a burst of imagination, and in his previous life, he was more or less a romantic poet.
It's just that Jiang Qiubai, that is, the dean, was not satisfied with this answer, and inhumanely ordered him to write a 10,000-word self-reflection book.
Zhou Yan couldn't argue, he reasonably suspected that the other party might be retaliating with grudges, but the situation was stronger than people, and people had to bow their heads under the eaves.
"And between the husband and the earth, the young and the old are orderly, the master tests me with poetry, and I should do my best, and the students are stubborn, regard it as a play, and make vulgar words...... "10,000 words is a big project, and at this point, he has racked his brains, and he can go back to the number, but it is just more than 2,000."
Throwing away the pen, Zhou Yan inserted ten fingers into his hair, grabbed it hard, and complained sadly: "I used to squeeze the 800-word composition for a long time, how can this 10,000-word essay come from?" ”
After borrowing General Zhang's poetry and borrowing, his relationship with the sissy roommate became much closer. At this time, the soft young man called Zhu Yingcai was sitting next to him and watching his good show.
"You deserve it, Mr. Liu is not in good health, you still dare to be such a poetic person, and you owe him some cultivation, otherwise you will really be so angry that you will cry out." Zhu Yingcai teased.
"That'...... Then I said that I can't compose poetry, and he still forces me, what can I do? Zhou Yan was also afraid for a while when he heard this, he would be angry with his master within a few days of entering school, and he was afraid that even if he took Li County, he would have to carry a black pot on his back. But after he was afraid, he had to be hard-mouthed.
He said and turned his head to look at his sissy roommate, to be honest, the other party is indeed a little "beautiful", he is a big man, every time he is opposed, he unconsciously wants to take a few more looks, and this is no exception.
But this time, after staring for a while, he suddenly said unexpectedly: "Why do you have pierced ears?" ”