Chapter 2: Chen You
Lin Ge carried his luggage to a shop outside the passage at the back door of the tube building, there were a few tables in the alley, and there were several rice buckets more than one meter high at the door of the store, which did not even have signboards, and looked very simple.
Lin Ge found a vacant seat to sit down, and at this time, a sloppy middle-aged uncle wearing wood-framed glasses, a white vest, shorts, and a plaid bathrobe came over, looked at him and asked, "What to eat." ”
Lin Ge replied: "I will eat whatever you recommend." ”
Chen You left a sentence, "Yintang is black, either unlucky or dirty, eat a bowl of glutinous rice and transfer it", then walked to the stove, picked up the wine jug and took a sip, swallowed half of it, and sprayed the other half directly into the pot.
Call!
Suddenly a fire ignited in the pot, Chen You grabbed a handful of glutinous rice and sprinkled it into the pot, picked up a shovel and stir-fried quickly.
After a while, a steaming bowl of glutinous rice fried rice was placed in front of Lin Ge.
Lin Ge picked up the bowl and recalled the scene of Chen You's fried rice, and the words "clean and hygienic" flashed inexplicably in his heart.
After trying to taste two bites, a mouthful of glutinous rice in his stomach, Lin Ge suddenly felt that the "chill" that had been surrounding him since entering 2441 disappeared.
"Huh, this Chen You is really a god." Lin Ge was even more determined to hug Chen You's thighs, and Chen You also sat opposite him with a big grin, lighting a cigarette.
"Just moved in?"
Lin Ge nodded.
Chen You looked at Lin Ge and hummed: "Look at what you are wearing, it doesn't look like you're down to the point of living in a tube building, it's still early, and it's still too late to find a place to live again." ”
Lin Ge thought for a moment and replied, "Actually...... I'm here for you. ”
"Looking for me?" Chen You raised his eyebrows.
"I want to apprentice."
"Apprenticeship?" Chen You was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Hahaha, is my fried rice already so famous?" Someone else came all the way to apprentice? ”
Lin Ge said: "The glutinous rice you fried is delicious. ”
"So what? A bowl of sticky rice, even if you study it until you fly into the sky, it is just a bowl of sticky rice. Chen You said in a slightly helpless tone: "I may not be able to afford this dress on you if I fry for a week." ”
Lin Ge said straight to the point: "I don't want to learn fried rice, I want to learn your other skills." ”
As he spoke, Lin Ge took out 100,000 yuan from his pocket and put it on the table: "As long as you are willing to teach me, this is the apprenticeship fee." ”
Chen You looked at Lin Ge with a look of neurosis on his face, as if he realized what Lin Ge wanted to "learn", took out a handful of glutinous rice from the pocket of his bathrobe, raised his hand, pinched the glutinous rice, and let it fall from his fingers one by one: "My grandfather's generation began to wear glutinous rice, and he followed him every night, and I knew since I was a child that glutinous rice can not only be used for fried rice." But times have changed, and now glutinous rice can only be used for fried rice. Take the money back, I have nothing to teach you. ”
Lin Ge took out another 100,000 yuan and slapped it on the previous stack of money: "Brother You, think about it, I really want to apprentice." ”
"Are you crazy, in this era, the 'Taoist priest' has long been eliminated, what's the use of you learning this?"
Lin Ge didn't explain, but just shot another 100,000 on the table.
Chen You had an expression of "you are sick", Lin Ge continued to pat money on the table, and said at the same time: "A bowl of glutinous rice fried rice is twenty yuan, Brother You, you can fry a hundred bowls a day for two thousand." Here is 500,000 yuan, you will teach me for half a month, even if I can't learn, I won't ask you to return the money. ”
Chen You was stunned, as if he didn't expect such a good thing in the world. Lin Ge picked up the pen and list of dishes on the side, and wrote a simple "contract", which read, "Lin Ge worships Chen You as a teacher for a period of one month, regardless of whether the month is completed or not, the apprenticeship fee will not be refunded."
After signing his name, Lin Ge handed the list to Chen You, then got up and poured a cup of tea from the teapot on the side, and knelt down with a sincere face: "Brother You, please accept me as an apprentice!" ”
Seeing Lin Ge's serious posture, Chen You looked around with an embarrassed face, fortunately, it was three or four o'clock in the afternoon, when there were the least guests every day, but it still attracted the attention of several tables of individuals, especially when he saw the stack of money on the table, his eyes lit up.
Chen You muttered: "In our course, the entry not only depends on talent, but also the most important point...... Hard-hitting. If you really want to learn from a teacher, you have to be tested. ”
As soon as Lin Ge heard that there was a play, he raised his head happily, immediately climbed up the pole, and handed over the tea: "Master is above, in the future, you will say one, and the apprentice will never say two, everything will be according to the master's wishes!" ”
Chen You: ???
Are you deaf? I'm not saying you have to be tested to get started, and that's how you climb up the pole?
Chen You looked at Lin Ge, then at the stack of banknotes that fell crookedly on the table, and sighed: "Your resolute eyes have my youthful demeanor. It's not impossible to take you as an apprentice, but it still depends on whether you can pass the test. ”
After a pause, Chen You asked, "What room do you live in?" ”
Lin Ge replied respectfully: "Back to Master, the apprentice is now temporarily living in 2441, Master, if you don't mind, I want to move in with you." Oh, I give double the rent. ”
As he spoke, Lin Ge took out another 10,000 yuan and put it on the table. For the natives, money is a good thing, this vvvip black card is obviously easier to use than Lin Ge imagined, only things that can be solved with money, that is not a thing, he didn't think about saving at all.
Lin Ge's operation confused Chen You, and even some believed that this product was really "admired" to apprentice.
After all, you can't really come to learn fried rice, right?
Chen You took out a peace talisman stacked with yellow talismans from his pocket, put it on the table and said: "I said that the rules of the teacher, if you want to apprentice, in addition to having talent, you also have to 'have a hard life'. If you can stay at 2441 for one night today without this peace charm, I will take you as an apprentice. ”
As soon as Chen You's voice fell, Lin Ge's cold prompt voice sounded in Lin Ge's mind.
[Affected by the charm value, the favorability of the plot character "Chen You" increases, triggering the hidden plot "Apprenticeship".] 】
[Objective: To stay at 2441 for one night or to expel or destroy the demons of 2441 (Level E-), you need to check in to 2441 by 10 o'clock tonight.] 】
[Note: This hidden plot is only valid in this world, if it is not completed, the hidden plot line will disappear.] 】
Hidden plot?
Lin Ge immediately greeted the main god in his heart, the hidden mission only needs to stay in 2441 for one night, while the main line requires him to stay for two weeks!
This reincarnation, I'm afraid I didn't think about letting him "clear the customs"!
"Okay! The apprentice will not let the master down! Lin Ge picked up the peace charm and said with a swear.
Chen You put away the money on the table: "If you can't stand it, take out this talisman." Don't be pushy, there are some things you can't top. Oh, I can't blame me, I don't blame it, and the tuition is not refunded. ”
Lin Ge: ......
Chen You got up and walked to the stove, said "go out" to his friend "Ah Wei", who opened a shop together, and left the restaurant.
Lin Ge thought that this product should be to "save money", but he didn't expect that even under the influence of his full value of charm and money offensive, Chen You only gave him a chance to apprentice, instead of directly taking him under the door, which shows that this "apprenticeship" as a reward should have a very great impact on reincarnation.
According to the memory left in his mind by the "Lord God", the benefits of the reincarnation in the infinite world are directly proportional to the danger, and the greater the danger, the greater the gain.
For example, if you want to enter the Shushan faction when you enter "Fairy Sword", the test you face is also very huge, and you may even be required to enter the lock demon tower to take a walk.
Therefore, Lin Ge thinks that as the boss of the movie "Zombie", it should not be as easy as it seems to be if he wants to worship Chen Youmen, and the difficulty of hiding the plot should also be very high. Although compared to "apprenticeship", Lin Ge has better options, such as spending money to let Chen You protect himself for two weeks.
Maybe then he doesn't need to accept Chen You's test, but Lin Ge not only has to survive this reincarnation, there are more, even more difficult reincarnations waiting for him in the future, instead of expecting every reincarnation world to hug his thighs, it is better to practice his own skills.
At the moment, there are "rich and people", and Lin Ge naturally will not miss this opportunity.
Lin Ge looked at the peace talisman in his hand, since Chen You gave him this thing, then there should be no problem with "saving his life".
But unfortunately, the premise of "apprenticeship" is that peace charms cannot be used.
"I don't know if there is a paper shop nearby, buy some exorcism equipment." Lin Ge remembered another "big guy" in the play, the ninth uncle Zhong Fa who practiced evil arts to continue his life.
"Uncle Nine seems to run a small temple, don't look for him to apprentice, ask him to buy something that can save his life, it should be no problem, right?"
Thinking of this, Lin Ge went back to the tube building to find Uncle Yan, asked some information about Uncle Jiu, and followed the path pointed out by Uncle Yan to the small temple on the side of the tube building.
"Burning incense? Cough. Ahem. ”
As soon as Lin Ge entered the door, he was stopped by a middle-aged uncle sitting at the door, who had a gray beard and kept coughing, giving people a feeling of weakness.
"Uncle Nine?" Lin Ge asked.
Uncle Nine snorted, got up and picked up a few sticks of incense and handed them to Lin Ge: "Look at it, cough, cough, as long as you are sincere, it will be the same to worship any Buddha statue." ”
Lin Ge: ...... So casual?
After taking the incense, Lin Ge said: "Uncle Nine, I am a new resident who just moved to 2441, Lin Ge, please take care of me in the future." ”
Hearing 2441, Uncle Nine said with a faint expression: "New residents? In the future, it will be a neighbor, where the feng shui is good, so live with peace of mind. ”
Feng Shui is good?
Lin Ge heard Uncle Nine say the opposite of Chen You, and immediately recalled that in the movie, Uncle Nine did not hesitate to use the protagonist Ah Hao as a lure in order to lure out the twin evil spirits.
Now that Ah Hao hasn't settled in, this guy won't be eyeing me, right?
Obviously, in the face of the "admonition" of the two Taoist priests in the movie, one righteous and one evil, Lin Ge chose to believe in Chen You, who was righteous.
Lin Ge became wary of Uncle Jiu, said a few polite words, pretended to worship the Buddha statue, and left the small temple.
Walking on the side of the street, Lin Ge felt a headache at the thought of staying in 2441 with dirty things tonight, and being targeted by the boss behind the scenes, Uncle Jiu, at any time.
"Is there a way to exorcise ghosts that is closer to the people and can make me survive tonight?" Squatting on the side of the street, Lin Ge scratched his head and sighed.
"Wait!"
A more people-friendly exorcism...... It seems that there really is?
"Night of the Soul", "The Exorcist of Todi", ...... In this kind of movie, the exorcism method used by the protagonist seems to be quite "close to the people", maybe it can be useful?