Chapter 72: Monkey Play
St. Edena Girls' High School, staff dormitory.
The accountant sat in front of the TV, holding a pager in his hand, his face was gloomy, and there was only a sentence from Lin Ge on the pager-
"I'm being targeted by the strip."
The accountant sent several messages in a row, but they were all lost in the past, and it is obvious that the situation of this "Taoist brother" is not optimistic.
According to the plot in the movie, today Li Guoqiang and Huang Yaozu will go to investigate the problem of automatic TV start-up in the nursing home, and Huang Yaozu explained to the staff of the nursing home that it is because there are people in the next building who use the remote control board, and the TV of the same model here is affected.
But Li Guoqiang found that the TV was not even plugged in, and it was impossible for this reason at all, so after investigation, he discovered the existence of "ghosts".
Immediately afterwards, the sundries department received a report from the theater owner, and the two went to the theater to check, and when Huang Yaozu negotiated with the theater owner, Li Guoqiang met a woman at the door.
The woman told him that she was a real estate agent and that she had often lost things since the building was acquired, and then asked Mr. Li who his colleague was talking to.
Only then did Li Guoqiang realize that the theater owner was a ghost.
The owner of the theater thought that the two of them were colluding with the real estate agent, so he got into the body of the real estate agent, and when he was about to touch Li Guoqiang, Huang Yaozu shot and killed the real estate agent.
Back at the police station, Huang Yaozu told Li Guoqiang the truth, and then they received a new report that a girl committed suicide on the rooftop.
And the "ghost" who possessed the girl was the perverted murderer "Chen Fulai" shot and killed by Li Guoqiang.
The fifth day, which is tomorrow.
Chen Fulai will come to St. Edena Girls' High School to stage the wonderful scenes of this movie and jump off the building collectively.
And this is the purpose of the accountant to infiltrate the school in advance, on the one hand, he contacted Li Guoqiang through may, on the other hand, Li Guoqiang chased the wrong target in the movie, which led to the ghost escaping, but the accountant knows the plot, and there is no psychological burden on shooting the plot characters, so he can take this opportunity to kill the big boss in the movie first.
After ensuring the "safety" of Li Guoqiang and Huang Yaozu, they reincarnators can hide with peace of mind.
Although Lin Ge sent him a message yesterday, when dealing with the swimming pool case, the water ghost had a tendency to make a move against Li Guoqiang.
Without his involvement, it is likely that the two protagonists would have died early in the swimming pool. In other words, the "plot", not credible.
For the reincarnation, the "plot" is the biggest reliance, and now tell him that the plot is not credible.
In addition to feeling a headache, accountants still have a headache.
Packing up his mind, the accountant came to the office, and as a teaching assistant, he had much more work than a teacher.
was pretending to deal with the courseware, but in fact, when he was controlling the reconnaissance drone to guard near the school, Li Guoqiang's wife May walked into the office and greeted the other teachers warmly, and the accountant noticed that May also brought breakfast for another male teacher.
The male teacher sat next to the accountant, and after May left, the accountant casually teased, "You have a good relationship with May." ”
"Okay."
"I heard that May is married?"
The male teacher smiled: "In these years, as long as the hoe is swung well, are you afraid that the wall will not be dug down?" May's husband is a stinky strip, what a future. ”
"Beware of guns going off."
The accountant was joking when he suddenly noticed that the surveillance screen showed two police cars coming at the entrance of the school.
"Lord God, I call you an immortal!"
The accountant grabbed his backpack and ran out of the office.
……
Night.
At the junction of Shenzhen and Hong Kong, at the foot of the Jizo Temple.
The head of the chicken nest was lying on the branch of a big tree, nibbling on bread, holding a pager to look through Lin Ge and the accountant's messages.
"It's good that I slipped away quickly, there will be no one chasing after this barren mountain and wilderness, right?" Stuff all the bread into your mouth, and the head of the chicken coop jumps from the tree.
It's all here, but I still have to go to this Jizo Nunnery.
The reason why I chose it at night is because I don't want to startle the snake. After all, in this world, it is impossible to distinguish between humans and ghosts, and reducing contact with people can reduce the risk.
Climbing over the wall of Jizo Nunnery, the main hall gate was closed due to the late day. The head of the chicken nest went around to the back wing, but I didn't want to, the wing room area was like a festival, so it didn't make a fuss.
There are those who play mahjong in the yard, those who set up grills to barbecue, and those who watch open-air movies...... If it weren't for the robes, robes, and bald heads, these distinctive "features", the head of the chicken nest would have thought that this was a unit that came here to camp in the wild.
Doing these disrespectful things in the monastery, the head of the chicken nest doesn't even have to think about it to know that these monks are 100% not human.
Just as he was about to leave, he noticed that several monks were carrying a few unconscious people into the side room.
After a moment's thought, the head of the chicken nest climbed into the wall, hooked himself to the window, and eavesdropped on the conversation of several people inside.
"Have you found out the identities of these people?"
"I found it out, they are all rich people in the neighborhood, and their families are good."
"Tsk, this woman has a great body, I like it."
"Don't even think about it, I booked this woman."
"Then you're possessed, and it's refreshing."
"Get out of the way."
"The abbot asked you not to make up your mind, these identities need to be assigned by him. Recently, the money for sesame oil has become less, and I need to go to the surrounding area to pull more people. ”
"Acting, I will."
“……”
Listening to the conversation in the house, the head of the chicken nest once again confirmed the fact that the entire Jizo-an is a "ghost".
Just as he was about to leave, he saw a drunken monk walk into the courtyard, and at a glance he saw the head of the chicken nest nested under the window, and suddenly the wine was frightened and woke up, and shouted: "There is a thief, come quickly, there is a thief!" Come on! ”
Several people in the house immediately rushed out, and the monks in the surrounding courtyard also surrounded each other with knives, guns and sticks.
The head of the chicken nest pointed a pistol at those people: "I just want to see if there is a suitable body, this body is tired of using it, don't be so nervous, your own people." ”
When the abbot who followed heard this, he immediately frowned: "There is something wrong with this person, arrest him, don't let him run away." ”
The monks wanted to do it, but they were a little afraid of the gun in the hands of the head of the chicken nest, at this time, someone took the lead and rushed forward, and suddenly a crowd of people rushed up.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
The head of the chicken nest fired several shots in succession, one shot hit the center of the eyebrows and killed one, and some hit the face crookedly.
In general, there is a majority of non-hits.
", whoever persuades me to exchange the machine gun for unlimited bullets in the future is useless, and Lao Tzu will shovel him with ashes!"
Ji Wotou threw away the gun, and a black suitcase that gangsters like to use to hold money and powder in Hong Kong films appeared in his hand.
Throwing it to the ground, the head of the chicken nest jumped on the box and shouted: "The box ...... God! ”
With a "poof", the suitcase bounced open, bounced the head of the chicken nest several meters high, and flew directly out of the fence.
This operation dumbfounded the surrounding monks, but with the abbot's order, everyone hurriedly chased towards the main hall.
To change to other reincarnation worlds, Jiwotou not only has several ways to get rid of the pursuers, but can even easily deal with these people.
But his ability is mainly trickery, which is based on the level of "mana", and the forbidden spirit of the "First Commandment" undoubtedly gave him a blow to the head.
The "foreign object" that he looked down on before, if he has the opportunity now, he will not hesitate to open a grocery store with nearly 10,000 reincarnations on his body.
"Damn, it's good to change some grenades!"
The head of the chicken nest ran towards the gate of the temple, but the monks were faster, and some people had already blocked the door, causing him to be blocked directly in the square in front of the main hall.
The good news is that these monks are holding "cold weapons" such as folding stools and sticks, and the bad news is ...... There are hundreds of people!
The head of the chicken nest took out two pistols, banged and banged, and soon ran out of bullets, seeing that these guys were not even afraid of guns, this time it was the turn of the head of the chicken nest to be afraid.
"Horizontal and vertical are death, then everyone will die together!"
The head of the chicken nest flipped over, and a suona appeared in his hand.
"Today, I'm going to play a monkey!"
As the saying goes, "when the suona sounds, my parents raise it for nothing", when the head of the chicken nest blows the song called "playing monkey", the surrounding monks suddenly feel like they have been filled with magic sounds, and they become extremely irritable, angry, and eager to dismantle the people around them...... Swallow!
Immediately afterwards, I saw a black shadow "popping out" of the head of the chicken nest, feeling fluffy, like a monkey, jumping up and down.
These "black shadows" pounced on the surrounding monks, directly biting off their heads and limbs, and for a while, wailing all over the field.
The head of the chicken nest blew suona and retreated towards the main gate of the temple, only to see that his ears had blood seeping out, obviously this song also had an impact on him.
The head of the chicken nest retreated to the temple dozens of meters away, the suona was blowing, and suddenly "wow" spurted blood, blood poured into the pipe, and the sound was forked.
The head of the chicken nest didn't dare to wait long, took out a few blood-returning pills and swallowed them, and ran towards the woods.
However, the black shadows had chased out of the temple gate and chased the chicken coop into the woods.