Please God.

Commonly known as "shaking people", to be more strictly speaking, that is "shaking gods".

This is a compulsory "spell" of Maoshan Sect, Maoshan is a well-known calf protector, the small one can't beat the old one to ask for help, this is the regular operation of the Maoshan faction.

Of course.

This is all based on the premise of "conferring the urn", in layman's terms, that is, as a disciple of the Maoshan faction, you have to go to the ancestor to register first. Let Master Zu know that there is such a "calf" as you, and then you can shake people happily.

For example, in the zombie movie, the four-eyed Taoist "Master Zu saves me", and the ninth uncle, whose disciple often shakes the immortals, comes out to help.

For the descendants of Maoshan, as long as they can't beat it, then it's right!

But unfortunately, Lin Ge is only half a Maoshan person. If you want him to shake people, it is estimated that the only one who can shake it out is his master.

But Chen You did not go to the heavenly Maoshan Logistics Department to report, but was protected by the Five Elements Bagua Plate, waiting for the resurrection.

"God please? How please? I haven't even registered with my grandfather yet, so you don't expect me to ask God, do you? Lin Ge was very helpless.

"You can't, but your mask does. When you left the initial point, Brother Dao, you used a mask to disguise it, it was a noodle, right? If I'm not mistaken, it's supposed to be an enchanted item. The head of the chicken nest said straight to the point.

Lin Ge then remembered that the mask had the triple enchantment effect of "driving away evil spirits, avoiding evil, and suppressing evil", but when he got the mask, he entered the "First Commandment", so he had no chance to test the effect.

"That's right." Lin Ge nodded.

"As soon as I said that I invited Brother Shendao, I thought of Master Zu, and it seems that Brother Dao inherited the orthodoxy of Taoism. However, it is not the exclusive domain of Taoism to invite God, what we want to invite today is 'ghosts and gods'. ”

"Of course, you can't do it alone, if I'm not mistaken, accountant, you have a rune there, right?" The head of the chicken nest deliberately spoke loudly, obviously not just for a few people present.

"It's a 'God Please', but it doesn't make much difference. But...... Without the spiritual power to drive the god card, there is no way to contact the gods at all. ”

As a senior reincarnation, his ability is technology-based enhancement, so he naturally has to make some preparations for the reincarnation world of the supernatural, so he spent a lot of money to get a god card.

"According to the old man who guards the temple, the reason why this world was abandoned by the gods is because there is something wrong with the belief system. Although repairing the belief system is not something that can be done in a moment, we can connect with the gods through special means and invite the 'ghosts' to come down. ”

The accountant didn't know anything about this, so he immediately asked, "Ghosts? It's a ghost and a god, and there's still such an existence? Which god is it? ”

Ji Wotou raised his head and pointed to the two guards in front of the Jizo statue behind him: "Just these two big brothers, they were all ghost king-level bigwigs before they were compiled, and they became ghosts and gods after being compiled." If you can invite them out, you can casually raise these little ghosts. ”

Lin Ge said worriedly: "But don't forget, the 'little ghosts' of this world have already used aircraft cannons. ”

"Now you can only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and the ghosts and gods are better invited, as long as there are evil ghosts for them to kill, they can be invited. First invite a few ghosts and gods to come down and open up the connection to the above, and then try to let the gods and Buddhas return to this world, restore the belief system, and lift the effect of the forbidden spirit. ”

According to the plan of the head of the chicken nest, a few of them have absolutely no chance of winning against the evil spirits of the whole world. If you can invite ghosts and gods, gods and Buddhas to restrain the evil ghosts, at least there is a glimmer of life.

"What needs to be done?" The accountant asked.

The head of the chicken nest said: "To ask the rune to ask for directions, Brother Dao will guide the incense on his head, and step on the seven stars to 'open the gate of heaven', and I will be responsible for establishing contact and inviting ghosts and gods to possess the boy." Therefore, I also asked the accounting brother, Huang Sir and Li Sir to serve as the boys. ”

"Me? Boys? The accountant asked, pointing to himself.

Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang glanced at each other, obviously not understanding what a boy is and what possession is.

The head of the chicken nest pressed the accountant on the futon in the middle of the Jizo statue: "It's too late to explain, if you continue to talk nonsense, the evil ghosts will be killed in front of the door." Sir Huang, Sir Li, if you want to save the world, please cooperate and sit in two positions next to the accounting brother. ”

Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang sat with their backs to the idol according to the instructions of the head of the chicken nest. Along the way, they understood the dilemma at hand. If you want to save this world, you must eradicate the high-level who are possessed by evil spirits, and it is impossible to do so with the strength of the two of them at present.

Then the only way is to ask the ghosts and gods to help eradicate the evil ghosts in this world, as the chicken nest head said, and only then can we have a chance to blow the horn of human counterattack.

After the accountant, Huang Yaozu, and Li Guoqiang were in place, the head of the chicken nest gave the three of them three sticks of incense in their hands, and then knelt in front of the Jizo statue, took off their clothes, cut their fingers with a knife, wrote a spell on their bodies with blood, and bowed to the Jizo statue at the same time.

"Mortals are ignorant, bewitched by evil ghosts, believe or not, do not do, do not do what they want, I, Li Shuiwang, would like to ask the Bodhisattva for mercy, send two generals to reduce demons and eliminate demons, and purify all sentient beings!"

The head of the chicken nest kowtowed and continued to write incantations until he was covered with blood charms, and then attached the invitation card he had received from the accountant to his forehead.

"Brother Dao, it's up to you!"

With that, the head of the chicken nest pinched the mantra with both hands, covered his knees, lowered his head, shook his head slightly, and recited an incantation that he did not understand.

When Lin Ge heard this, he took off the travel bag and put it under the pillar on the side, took out the noodles and put them on, took out three sticks of incense and lit them, and inserted them on the mask above his head.

Lin Ge walked to the open space behind the head of the chicken coop, and after putting on the noodles, a set of footwork appeared in his mind. Then follow the footwork and take the first step.

The three pillars on the top of the head guide the incense, and the feet on the seven stars of Tiangang!

Please show the power of the ghosts and gods, and slash the evil and slay the demons to shake the Quartet!

"Snort."

Suddenly, a sudden change occurred, the invitation card on the forehead of the chicken nest burned into ashes, and the three-pillar guide incense on the top of Lin Ge's head was also extinguished.

The accountant looked up and saw the forehead of the chicken nest turned into ashes, and he was distressed: "8000 reincarnation points, it is useless to say that the forbidden spirit in this world is useless, aren't you a disaster to me?" Do you think it's easy for me to get a god card? This thing is sold in the main god space for nearly 20,000 reincarnation points! ”

The head of the chicken nest groaned in pain, and "wow" spit out a mouthful of blood, but it was counterattacked and hit hard.

"This, how is it possible!" The head of the chicken nest took a recovery pill to stop the injury, and muttered in surprise.

The accountant was stunned: "Hey, I'll just complain, you can't vomit a puddle of blood to win sympathy, right?" ”

Ma Dan, fortunately, I take the route of science and technology enhancement, warlocks like you, bite your fingers and cut your palms at every turn, I really don't know if you have masochistic tendencies!

"Ahh

At this time, with a long sigh, the old man guarding the temple walked out from behind the Jizo statue: "Young man, you ...... Why be so persistent. This world has long been abandoned by the gods and Buddhas, and the evil spirits have blocked the faith and completely cut off the connection between the two sides...... It's late, it's late. ”

Lin Ge took off the noodles and wiped the blood from the corners of his mouth, he had received the joy of the chicken nest hair before, which talked about his speculation about the identity of the old man, according to the plan of the chicken nest head, the old man is also a vital part of "please God".

"Old man, Jizo Bodhisattva once said that hell is not empty, and he will not become a Buddha. Bodhisattvas would rather not become Buddhas, but also cross the empty hell. We are deeply influenced by the Bodhisattva, and although our strength is not good, we have a heart to save the world. What's more, even if we don't do these things, someone has to do them. ”

"Rather than watching this world be overrun by demons and humans reduced to captive livestock, why not give it a go and make a living?"

"If a bodhisattva can cross the void and hell and not become a Buddha, why can't we give our lives to save the world?"

When the old man heard this, he first shook his head, and then laughed again: "Hahaha! Even you young people have such a heart, I am a bad old man, if I continue to be hypocritical, won't I be laughed at. It's just a wisp of obsession, dissipated, dissipated! ”

"Let me, old man, help you 'open the gate of heaven'!"

With that, the old man came to the threshold of the main hall with a gong and sat down.

"When—"

Hell is not empty, and you will not become a Buddha.

"When—"

I don't go to hell, who goes to hell!

"When—"

With the sound of three gongs, the old man's body flashed with a burst of golden light, and then his body gradually dissipated, turning into a little stardust and soaring into the sky!

In the dim sky, a golden light loomed in the clouds, as if the sky was about to crack a crack!

Suddenly, the sky echoed with the sound of Buddha!

Seeing this, Lin Ge and the head of the chicken nest immediately knelt down and kowtowed three times to the place where the old man dissipated: "Bodhisattva mercy!" ”

Lin Ge doesn't believe in Buddhism, and he even ridiculed the "Buddha language" of Jizo Bodhisattva when he "brainwashed" Huang Yaozu before.

As the saying goes, "Tao cultivates this life, Buddha cultivates the next life", he has always felt that he has never had a good time in this life, and if he thinks about the next life, isn't that a fart?

But Lin Ge had to admit that Jizo was different from those Buddhas who were full of "my Buddha's compassion" in Elysium, and this was a Bodhisattva who truly cared about the world.

In "The First Commandment", the gods and Buddhas in the sky finally gave up this world because of the collapse of the belief system, and only Jizo is still struggling to support it.

Even after being completely cut off from the gods and Buddhas, Jizo still risked the destruction of his divine consciousness and guarded the last pass of this world.

Now, in order to help Lin Ge and others open the "door" to connect the gods and Buddhas, they do not hesitate to sacrifice themselves and use themselves as the key.

"Come again!" The head of the chicken nest is facing the statue of Jizo, and he kowtows three more times, and his forehead is soaked in blood, while he continues to chant a mantra to the gods.

Lin Ge put on the noodle again, and re-lit the guide incense and inserted it on the top of the mask.

The three pillars on the top of the head guide the incense, and the feet on the seven stars of Tiangang!

Please show the power of the ghosts and gods, and slash the evil and slay the demons to shake the Quartet!

At this moment, in the thick clouds of the sky, a faint golden light fell from the sky, enveloping the Jizo Temple.

In the main hall, the two generals under the Jizo statue seat are golden!

I saw General Zeng turn into a blue light and fly into the body of the accountant kneeling on the central futon, and then his body was covered with a layer of mighty armor, and a trident appeared beside him.

The loss of General Loss was divided into two, turning into red and blue lights, and flew into the bodies of Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang respectively.

Like the accountant, Huang Yaozu and the others also showed a set of powerful battle armor, and magic weapons such as fire sticks and soul cuffs appeared.

Lin Ge stepped on the last step of Tiangang's seven star steps, and the "golden light" in the sky turned into a seven-star image, swinging away the clouds, and for a while, the sky was clear!

The head of the chicken nest said: "Insert the three sticks of incense into the crown of the head, the incense will not be extinguished, the golden body will not be broken, the sword and gun will not be penetrated, and the mana will be boundless!" ”

When the three accountants heard this, they inserted three incense sticks into the crown of the armor that appeared on their bodies, and the ghost generals who appeared on their faces gave birth to fangs, representing that the ghosts and gods had possessed their bodies.

At this time, they noticed that a group of evil spirits were rushing towards the top of the mountain, and not only that, but also evil spirits flying helicopters and fighter jets.

Obviously, the ghost high-level leaders of Hong Kong Island and Shenpeng City have taken action, dispatched troops, and came to Jizo Nunnery to chase and kill a few people!

Suddenly!

The accountant felt that there was a strong evil aura in this hall, and his body was suddenly uncontrollable, and as soon as he reached out, the trident flew into his hand!

Get up, stride and kill!

"Uhhh

The trident turned into a golden light, and flew towards Lin Ge suddenly, the change was too fast, although Lin Ge sensed the danger, but he could only avoid the fatal part, the trident pierced his left shoulder, and he flew with people, nailed to the pillar next to the main entrance of the main hall.

The head of the chicken nest looked shocked, and the accountant looked at his hand with a confused face, looked up at Lin Ge on the column, and said embarrassedly: "If I say that I didn't mean it, do you believe it?" ”

"I believe your grandmother has a leg!" Lin Ge wanted to pull out the trident, but when he held the trident in his hand, a burning sound of "zizizi" sounded instantly.

The magic trident actually had a strong rejection of him!

At this time, Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang were holding fire picks and soul cuffs, and they couldn't help but look at the head of the chicken nest.

Ji Wotou hurriedly raised his hand and surrendered: "Two generals, although I am a trickster, I have already surrendered, you see my charm." But I and the Daoist brother who was nailed to the wall by you, risking the danger of being scattered, opened the gate of heaven, and invited you to come down to earth! ”

Lin Ge wanted to cry without tears, but he didn't expect to be almost killed by the ghosts and gods he invited, who is going to reason with this?

At this moment, the "accountant" suddenly looked out of the door with unkind eyes, jumped up, pulled up the trident inserted in Lin Ge's body, and rushed out of the door with Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang.

"Whoa—"

A missile, straight to Jizo-an!

The "accountant" jumped up, flew up directly, and threw the trident at the missiles flying in the air!

Rumble!

The missile exploded, but the aftermath failed to blow the three of them in the slightest.

I saw the "accountant" poke out his hand, and the trident flew back into his hand again, and then, he flew directly into the air and threw the trident again!

The trident turned into a golden light, and it actually directly caught up with the speeding fighter, pierced through the cockpit, and pierced the evil spirit inside!

Rumble!

The fighter jet exploded into a cloud of fireworks in the air, so it was not dazzling!

The accountant landed with a trident in his hand, his face was full of shock, he swallowed his saliva, and couldn't help but ask himself: "Is it too late for me to change from technology-based enhancement to a job?" ”

At this time, helicopters and fighter jets attacked again, and thousands of strips, flying tigers, and fake monks on the mountainside also poured down the mountain.

The "accountant" held a trident in his hand and flew into the air to deal with the evil ghosts, while Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang rushed towards the evil ghosts under the mountain with magic weapons in their hands.

When the demons who went up the mountain saw two ghost generals covered in battle armor and holding magic weapons rushing down the mountain, they immediately lined up and opened fire.

The assault rifle spewed tongues of fire frantically, but before the bullet could get close to Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang, it was burned by the mana of the ghosts!

"Whoa—"

At this time, a Flying Tiger demon shoulder-resisted the rocket, and it was a shot at Huang Yaozu.

But seeing Huang Yaozu holding the kind of fiery red order used by officials to interrogate prisoners in ancient times and ask for the criminals, he raised his hand and flew the rocket fan out!

Rumble!

The rocket fell into the horde of demons and exploded, killing several people in an instant!

Look at the soul handcuffs in Li Guoqiang's hand again, as if he was wielding a nine-section whip in his hand, bringing out bursts of light and shadow.

The surrounding trees fell, the demons were cut off, and their souls were burned to ashes.

"Huang Yaozu" and "Li Guoqiang" possessed by ghosts and gods at this moment, and they killed each other in the blink of an eye among thousands of evil ghosts, and played lawn mowing Wushuang!

All the way down the mountain, the highway was densely parked with explosion-proof cars and assault vehicles, and many evil ghosts hid behind the cars, set up guns and cannons, and bombed "Huang Yaozu" and "Li Guoqiang" who went down the mountain!

Huang Yaozu held the fire stick in his hand, and saw the seven stars in the sky explode like golden light, turning into seven Buddha seal meteorites and smashing into the road!

"Wow." Standing at the head of the chicken nest at the gate of Jizo Nunnery, he looked at the meteorite rain in the air like a god's palm, and said silently: "A nuclear fusion strike on the way has been detected!" ”

Lin Ge: ......

You don't need to look at it to know that the loss general who went down the mountain has magnified his moves!

Looking at the air again, the accountant who was possessed by General Zeng had already gone crazy, and the Trident was thrown at a quasi, and a helicopter was thrown at a helicopter.

This moment is really a change of identity, these evil ghosts never dreamed that they were the one who was chasing and killing, how could they suddenly become the target of slaughter!

In the blink of an eye, the demon's air force was completely wiped out, and the "accountant" swept down the mountain from the air, and fell directly into the enemy formation with the Buddha seal meteorite in the sky.

Lin Ge and Ji Wo Tou stood in front of the door, glanced at each other, recalled the picture of the evil ghost air force being destroyed in an instant, and were speechless for a while.

…… Who said that ghosts and gods can't do it with modern militarized products?

When the "Gate of Heaven" was opened, the three of them, including the accountant who was fighting in the sky, received a hint from the main god at the same time.

[Complete the hidden plot "The World Forsaken by the Gods" to get reincarnation point rewards x10,000 and random D-C item scrolls x1.] 】

[The "Nightmare Effect" has been removed, and the Forbidden Spirit is no longer valid.] 】

As the prompt appeared, Lin Ge and Ji Wo Tou really felt that the "blocked" aura in their bodies was circulating again.

Lin Ge took out the talisman paper and incense again, and was already able to easily complete the "Spirit Talisman, Magic Incense", which meant that the lighter could be laid off.

Lin Ge immediately took out a Nine Flowers Jade Dew Pill and took it to recover from his injuries.

And the head of the chicken nest scolded excitedly: "Damn, you really have spiritual power to have a sense of security, even if you come to a group now, Lao Tzu can handle it." ”

Lin Ge said: "Then you can also go down the mountain, there is definitely more than one regiment under the mountain." If you're lucky, you'll be able to take on planes, tanks, and artillery. ”

Chicken nest head: ......

"I mean, a group of ghosts, not this kind of evil ghost who has lit up the tech tree! I'm a trickster, not a ghost, so I'd better leave it to the ghosts and gods to do things like airplane cannons! ”

Listening to the words of the chicken nest head, Lin Ge suddenly thought of a question: "When the guide incense burns out, the possession will be over, right?" ”

"That's right. Are you worried that they won't be able to solve the demon army? But we know that the spirits will leave when the incense burns out, but the demons don't know...... It is believed that after this battle, the evil spirits will not dare to go up the mountain in a short time. The head of the chicken nest said confidently.

Lin Ge shook his head a little worriedly: "That's not necessarily, the ghost high-level people are not stupid, they also know the truth of declining and exhausting in one go." Since they have rushed to this point at a great cost, retreating is equivalent to what they did before in vain. ”

"What do you mean...... The ghost higher-ups will continue to attack until they finish us all? The head of the chicken nest frowned.

Lin Ge nodded: "At least I will do it." After all, it's not me who died, I just need to give orders. Moreover, the army offensive is only the most rudimentary means, and no one can guarantee that they will not resort to more aggressive means later. ”

"No matter how radical you are, you can't throw a nuclear bomb at the junction of Shenzhen and Hong Kong, right? This is outrageous! "The head of the chicken nest is not convinced.

Lin Ge asked rhetorically, "Isn't it outrageous enough for the evil ghost to light up the technology tree of the airplane cannon?" Just imagine, if we didn't think of starting with the 'nightmare effect' at the beginning, and didn't complete the hidden plot to open the gate of heaven, at this time, we only stayed in the city to stupidly protect the two plot characters, what would be waiting for us? ”

Heavily armed demon regiments, special forces, explosion-proof vehicles, combat vehicles...... Even tanks, helicopters, fighter jets!

Three people, facing the power of a corps!

No matter how strong the head of the chicken nest is, it can only solve dozens of people in an instant, and this is still in the case of spiritual power.

No spiritual power...... In the face of such a battle, the head of the chicken nest did not dare to imagine it!

"Although the ghosts and gods are strong, they are only thirty minutes, and even if they solve the chasing soldiers, they will treat the symptoms but not the root cause. Now that we are halfway through the time, we must find a way to solve the fundamental problem. With that, Lin Ge walked to the open space in the middle of the main hall and sat down, took out the Five Elements Bagua Plate and placed it in front of him.

The head of the chicken nest asked suspiciously, "What are you going to do?" ”

"The ghost high-level is still sitting in the base camp, and it is impossible to kill their lair in thirty minutes, if you want to continue to invite God, I think it is better to ask your own reliable."

Lin Ge was a little deep in his resentment just now, thinking that if he was going to be beaten anyway, it would be better to be beaten by his own family.

"Didn't you have a 'gift'?" The head of the chicken nest asked.

Lin Ge said: "There is a way to give a court, there is a way to ask if there is no money, and there is a way to ask if you don't give a pen, take advantage of the ghosts and gods to delay the pursuit of soldiers, you have to try any way." Wait for the ghosts and gods to disappear and then find a way, then you will have to face the encirclement and suppression of evil ghosts, how can I have time to try! ”

After that, Lin Ge looked at the head of the chicken nest and said seriously: "If you have any killer features, it's best to use them together." In this situation, there are not too many reinforcements! ”

As he spoke, Lin Ge took out the "Maoshan Secret Technique" and put it on the Five Elements Bagua Plate, turned to the middle page, and silently recited in his heart-

"Master, you have to bless me not to be praised by my grandfather!"

(End of chapter)