Chapter 85: Teach You a Lesson for Your Master
On the forest side road outside Gantian Town, a short and fat middle-aged man pushed a cart of straw and was rushing home.
Tired, he stopped at the edge of the woods, took his straw hat and fanned it.
"What the hell weather, alas. The stinky woman too, do you have to let me send things on this hot day, and if I send it later, there will be no fire? ”
Complaining, the middle-aged man felt like he was in the shadows, and the sunlight seemed to be blocked.
Looking back, a cyan python more than ten meters long was staring at him with a snake letter.
"Ahh
The middle-aged man screamed in fright, instinctively wanting to run, but his legs were weak and he couldn't take a step. And the python opened its bloody mouth and bit at him.
Half of the middle-aged man's body was swallowed by a giant python, and at this moment, the thunder exploded!
A bolt of lightning struck the giant python's head, causing him to tilt his head and spit out the middle-aged man's body!
"Tsk, let me find it." Lin Ge walked out of the path ahead, rubbed Lei Fa with both hands, and continued to slash towards the giant python.
Before this, Xiaobai had not eaten people and had not turned into demons, so there was no evil qi on his body, and it was very troublesome to find.
Lin Ge could only rely on the details in the play to find it all the way from the grove where Lei Xiu lived, but fortunately found it before Xiaobai ate people.
"A green snake, what's it called." Lin Ge complained, and a few thunder methods hit him, allowing the giant python to completely spit out the middle-aged man.
Xiaobai opened his mouth and roared angrily, biting at Lin Ge.
Lin Ge directly hit it with a thunderbolt, and was hit by several thunderbolts in a row, Xiaobai was already a little unable to hold on, which was taken out of his mouth by Lin Ge, and immediately returned to its original shape, turning into the appearance of a little green snake.
Xiao Bai immediately wanted to flee towards the woods, but Lin Ge would let it slip away and fly out of a talisman directly.
"Definitely!"
Xiaobai instantly turned into a stiff "snake trunk".
"If I didn't want to use you to brush up Lei Xiu's favor, I would have slaughtered you immediately and stewed a pot of snake soup." Lin Ge patted the snake's head, and then stuffed it into the bamboo basket.
……
"Xiaobai?"
"Xiaobai!"
On the other side, Lei Xiu was looking for the lost Xiaobai in the woods, because there was no plot of Song Zilong's injury, she didn't meet Ah Chu and Xiaohai who came to catch the snake, and found the edge of the field all the way from the woods, just in time to see Lin Ge and Gigi Ou.
"Brother Lin?"
Lei Xiu was a little surprised to see Lin Ge appear here. glanced at Gigi Ou behind Lin Ge, and tried to call: "Sister-in-law." ”
Lin Ge: ?
Lei Xiu saw that Lin Ge's reaction was a little stiff, and asked weakly, "Brother Lin, am I calling the wrong one?" ”
"Not really. However, she had a serious illness, so the current situation is a bit special. It's not that I deliberately ignore you. ”
Lei Xiu nodded as if he didn't understand: "Brother Lin and sister-in-law came to the grove, did they come to me?" ”
Lin Ge handed over the bamboo basket in his hand: "It's true that I'm looking for you." When we first met, I smelled a spirit snake in the bamboo basket on your body, which was the same as the smell of this spirit snake. You see, it's not your snake. ”
Lei Xiu took the bamboo basket and opened it to take a look, and immediately said happily: "Xiaobai! Brother Lin, where did you find Xiaobai's? ”
After Lin Ge told Lei Xiu what had just happened, the other party's face suddenly changed when he heard this: "Xiaobai, how can you ...... OK...... Brother Lin, thanks to you, otherwise Xiaobai would have made an irreparable mistake. It's a glutton, but it can't tell what it can and can't eat. I'm going to keep an eye on it and won't let it come out and hurt anyone. ”
[Affected by the charisma value, the favorability of the plot character "Lei Xiu" has increased.] 】
Lin Ge advised: "You must pay attention, once the spirit snake eats people, it will be contaminated with evil qi and turn into a snake demon, and if you want to change it when the time comes, you can't change it." ”
"I, I'll take notice." Lei Xiu said seriously.
Lin Ge asked again, "Is your father back?" ”
Lei Xiu shook his head: "Not yet." He said he would be back at noon, but I don't know why he hasn't come back yet. ”
"Have you eaten then?"
Lei Xiu shook his head.
"Then let's go to town for some food."
"Okay!"
……
Lin Ge took Gigi Ou and Lei Xiu back to the town, originally planning to go to an inn, but Lei Xiu said that he wanted to eat some snacks on the street.
Lin Ge didn't think much about it, so he agreed.
Lei Xiu rarely goes to the town, and is curious about everything, looking at the snacks sold for a while, and looking at the jewelry on the stalls for a while.
When Lin Ge was paying to buy roasted sweet potatoes for her, Lei Xiu was standing in front of a stall where he bought a small windmill, looking curiously.
"Little girl, you're from out of town, aren't you? Haven't seen a windmill of this style? Buy one to play? "The owner greeted him warmly.
Because Lei Xiu is a native of the mountains, the clothes on his body are also cloth clothes and animal skins, and his long legs are exposed, which will always attract the attention of pedestrians.
Mama Zhang, who was passing by, couldn't look at it, so she stopped and persuaded: "Little girl, it's not good for you to walk in the streets and alleys dressed like this." ”
Lei Xiu obviously didn't understand what was wrong, and looked at Zhang's mother with a strange expression.
Zhang's mother frowned, a little unhappy: "What are you doing, why are you looking at me like this." I see that you are a girl's family, and I am afraid that you will suffer. ”
Lei Xiu couldn't figure out what he would lose, so he put down the windmill and went to the sweet potato stall in front to find Lin Ge.
Zhang's mother complained in the back: "Hmph, it's really good to be kind." Dressed like this, it's certainly not a good person. ”
Zhang's mother was about to turn around and leave, and Uncle Niu ran over with a nervous face: "Zhang's mother, Zhang's mother!" Hurry, hurry! I, I, my wife is going to give birth! ”
Zhang's mother was dragged by Uncle Niu and complained: "Don't worry, don't go so fast." Women will give birth, what are you anxious about. ”
……
Lin Ge and the three of them walked around the street for an afternoon, and seeing that the time was not early, and it was not enough to eat some snacks, they took the two into a restaurant.
When entering the restaurant, Lin Ge didn't notice Mao Xiaofang's two apprentices, Xiao Hai and A Chu were eating in the corner, and went straight to the second floor.
"Huh? Isn't that Uncle Shi? Xiao Hai looked up and saw Lin Ge.
Ah Chu also looked up at the staircase, and happened to see a pair of long legs, stunned for a moment, and said, "This cheap uncle, I don't know where to deceive a little girl." Behold, this man looks like a dog, and his heart is broken. ”
"Ah Chu, don't talk about Uncle Shi like that. Master taught us not to gossip behind people. If the master knows about it, you will be trained. Xiaohai reminded.
Ah Chu said indifferently: "What are you afraid of, Master is not here." ”
"Let's go, let's go up and see if this cheap uncle is deceiving other little girls." Ah Chu put down his chopsticks and walked upstairs.
"Ah Chu, don't, don't, don't bother Uncle Shi." Xiao Hai couldn't stop him if he wanted to, so he could only follow.
After the two went upstairs, they saw Lin Ge ordering with the menu.
Ah Chu stepped forward and said in a strange manner: "Uncle Shi, what a coincidence, I heard you order so many things, have you finished eating?" ”
"Why don't you sit down and eat together?" Although Lin Ge didn't like Ah Chu in his heart, he wanted to sell Mao Xiaofang a face.
Xiao Hai hurriedly waved his hand: "No need Uncle Shi, we just eat, don't disturb your meal, Ah Chu and I will go back." ”
Xiao Hai pulled La Achu, but the other party stood in place and didn't mean to leave: "Uncle Shi is not in a hurry, what are you in a hurry." Hey. Uncle Shi, this little sister, shouldn't it be the 'aunt' you got back? ”
When Lin Ge heard this, his face suddenly turned cold, and he looked at Ah Chu silently. Xiao Hai suddenly felt that the atmosphere was getting cold, and wanted to drag Ah Chu away, but he heard that the other party was still talking nonsense.
"Alas. Having a good face is different, and you can take advantage of it wherever you go. It's a pity that some people are well-dressed beasts, and they have a wife at home, but they are still messing with flowers and grass outside. Tsk tsk, the world is going down, the world is going down. ”
Bang!
When Lei Xiu heard Ah Chu slandering Lin Ge, he slapped the table and shouted angrily: "What are you talking about! ”
"I ......"
Before Ah Chu finished saying "I", Lin Ge stepped on the stool next to him and kicked it, and the stool hit Ah Chu's knee, causing him to kneel down in pain.
"Let him kneel!"
As soon as Lin Ge's words fell, Ah Chu only felt that there was a flower in front of him, and Gigi Ou had already come behind him and kicked him on the other leg, and Ah Chu immediately knelt down.
Immediately afterwards, Ah Chu only felt a sharp pain in his back, and was kicked forward by Gigi Ou.
"Bang" knocked in front of Lin Ge.
Ah Chu just raised his head, and with a "swish", a murderous pig-killing knife fell less than an inch from his face and plunged into the floor!
Lin Ge bent down and stared at him with cold eyes: "Although I can't hurt my fellow disciples, there are a hundred ways to kill you." It's not for the sake of my brother's face, you slept forever in the cave last night. Since you don't know how to respect teachers, then I will teach you a good lesson for your master! ”
"Kneel straight!" Lin Ge shouted.
Ah Chu was frightened by Lin Ge's cold eyes and momentum, and suddenly knelt straight, not daring to say a word.
"Teacher, uncle." Xiao Hai wanted to intercede for Ah Chu, but before he could speak, Lin Ge raised his eyes and swept over, which frightened him.
"You want to kneel too?"
Xiao Hai hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no." Me, me. I want to say, I want to say. When the master punishes kneeling, he will let him hold a bowl. ”
Lin Ge nodded: "Makes sense." ”
Singer Lin flipped over, and the peachwood sword appeared in his hand, and slapped Ah Chu's left and right arms: "Raise your hand, hold the bowl." ”
Ah Chu hurriedly held his head with both hands, held the bowl handed over by Lin Ge, and raised it above his head.
Lin Ge poured tea into the bowl, then took out six sticks of incense and lit them, and inserted three sticks on each of Ah Chu's clothes under his left and right arms, and as soon as his hand fell, he would be burned by the incense.
"It's topped, sprinkle a drop of tea, and add an hour."
Ah Chu was so frightened that he didn't dare to say a word, and quickly nodded.
At this time, the people from the restaurant came to serve the food, and there were also people who knew Ah Chu and Xiaohai, the sister of the police officer Zhou Wednesday Yuan, who was happy on Thursday.
"Brother Achu, Brother Xiaohai, this is ......" Thursday was happy to serve the dish, looking puzzled.
Xiao Hai hurriedly explained: "Ah Chu is in trouble, this is our uncle, he is punishing Ah Chu, don't ask." ”
"Oh, oh."
After serving good dishes, Lin Ge asked Xiaohai to sit down and eat, Xiaohai didn't dare to be disobedient, and sat down straight.
Lin Ge's ability to transform into things out of thin air surprised him, but just now a butcher knife fell against Ah Chu's door, which really left a lot of shadows on him.
If it is an inch closer, Ah Chu's face will be gone!
After eating, Lin Ge was about to send Lei Xiu away, glanced at Ah Chu, who was kneeling a little trembling, and said, "I won't insert the incense, and honestly kneel down and close the restaurant." If you dare to rise up before the time, you will bear the consequences. ”
"Yes, Uncle Shi." Ah Chu didn't dare to have a bad mouth, and knelt honestly.
Lin Ge glanced at him and left with Gigi Ou and Lei Xiu. When I went downstairs, I heard Xiaohai complaining about Ah Chu.
"Tell you not to mess with Uncle Shi, you see, you have been punished, right?"
"Thanks to your 'advice'!"
Xiaohai smiled embarrassedly: "Uh, I'm sorry." Uncle Shi's eyes were so terrifying, as if he had come out of a pile of fierce ghosts, and as soon as I was nervous, I told Master what he usually punished us. It's a big deal for your chores tomorrow, and I helped you make amends. ”
"You remember."
"Don't worry, when did I break my word."
……
Lin Ge sent Lei Xiu away, and Gigi Ou returned all the way back to Fuxi Hall. Mao Xiaofang was practicing boxing in the courtyard, and when he saw Lin Ge coming back, he proposed that the two of them have a fight.
Mao Xiaofang thought that Lin Ge was talented, his Taoist skills were exquisite, and he was not weak in terms of punches and feet, but he found that Lin Ge could only use some basic punches and feet, so he proposed to let him follow him and learn some boxing techniques to defend himself.
With this kind of "good thing", Lin Ge is naturally very happy.
However, the two had just practiced boxing for a while, and Song Zilong and Wednesday Yuan from the police station hurriedly ran to find Mao Xiaofang.
"Master Mao, Master Mao!" As soon as Zhou Yuan entered the door, he shouted in a hurry: "Master Mao is not good, something has happened!" ”
Mao Xiaofang hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Wednesday Yuan hurriedly said: "Aunt Niu gave birth to a child, and when Zhang's mother delivered the baby for her, the child's feet came out first, and Zhang's mother said that she was evil and gave birth to an evil fetus." Zhang's mother asked someone to arrest Aunt Niu and said that she would arrest her and go to Shenhe. The police station went over, but no one was found. We hurried to ask Master Mao to help find it. Master Mao, do you have a way to find someone? ”
Lin Ge: ?
Someone reported the accident and couldn't find anyone in your police station, so you came to Mao Xiaofang for help? The Taoist priests of this era are really all-powerful, right? Sure enough, there are few strips in the world that can be as "reliable" as the strips in "The First Commandment"!
Song Zilong said: "We have searched along the riverbank, but we still haven't found Zhang's mother. ”
Lin Ge really wanted to say, "God bless, don't panic, it's not a big problem", because according to the plot, Aunt Niu will be rescued by Lei Xiu who is passing by to deliver the baby, and the mother and child are safe.
But to avoid mistakes in the plot, he still decided to go with Mao Xiaofang to see the situation, so he asked: "Is there only one river in Gantian Town?" Sinking a river doesn't have to be a river, such as a lake or a pond, it can sink as well. Since Mother Zhang regarded Aunt Niu as unknown, she would definitely not dare to let them die in the river. After sinking into the river, it has to be fished up and buried, so as long as there is deep water, it is okay. ”
Mao Xiaofang immediately echoed: "That's right, Mama Zhang knows some feng shui fur, and these are the most taboo." The river gave birth to water ghosts, and she didn't dare to let Aunt Niu become a water ghost and harm her family. In the end, only burial can be chosen. Then the place to dip in the pig cage will not necessarily choose the riverside. Gantian Lake, have you seen it there? ”
"Not yet." Song Zilong shook his head.
Mao Xiaofang said: "Let's go." Go to Gantian Lake. ”
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