Chapter 87: Calamity
Early the next morning, Lin Ge came out of the house with his waist stretched and saw Ah Chu waiting outside with water for washing.
As soon as he saw Lin Ge come out, Ah Chu immediately greeted him with a smile on his face: "Uncle Shi, it's morning, the washing water is ready, and it's still warm." Breakfast is ready, and when you go to the front hall, I'll bring it to you and your aunt. ”
Lin Ge: ?
What kind of wind is this thing pumping?
Lin Ge dipped his hand on the water in the basin, warm, and then took it to his nose and sniffed it: "You shouldn't be drugged in it, right?" ”
Ah Chu smiled and smiled sincerely: "How dare I." Uncle Shi, don't worry, this is hot pure well water, clean. ”
After Lin Ge washed up briefly, he came to the front hall with Gigi Ou, and Mao Xiaofang was sitting at the table eating breakfast.
Ah Chu immediately brought breakfast to Lin Ge and Gigi Ou, and then respectfully retreated to the back.
Lin Ge picked up the steamed bun and put it in front of his nose and smelled it, took a bite, there was no peculiar smell, he looked at Mao Xiaofang suspiciously and asked, "Senior brother, what kind of disease is he guilty of?" ”
Mao Xiaofang said with a smile: "Ah Chu, this child, has been like this since he was a child. Three days do not hit the roof and uncover the tiles. It's not bad by nature, so he likes to play some clever tricks. Relying on being clever, develop a bad habit of bad mouth. It's also that I can't discipline in a way. You cleaned it up, and you have to be honest for a few days. ”
"How many days?" Lin Ge raised his eyebrows.
Ah Chu hurriedly stepped forward and said, "No, no, no." I will be honest and keep up with Xiaohai in the future. Cultivate the mind first, avoid nonsense, avoid gibberish. ”
Mao Xiaofang ate steamed buns and said silently: "I hope so." Otherwise, don't scream and kneel until your knees hurt. ”
"Yes, yes, yes."
Lin Ge glanced at Ah Chu, and he didn't know if this guy was really changing or fake, but he had to say that Mao Xiaofang, a good old man, really didn't know how to teach his disciples. Except for Xiao Hai, all the apprentices couldn't figure him out.
Fortunately, this is the world of "Zombie 2", not "Zombie 1", otherwise there are those more disgusting apprentices, and Lin Ge is not even willing to live in Fuxi Hall, saving trouble.
It is rumored that cultivators have five disadvantages and three shortcomings, whether it is true or not, not to mention anything else, anyway, Mao Xiaofang is really "lacking" in the apprenticeship.
But Mao Xiaofang is selfless and dedicates his life to the people, Lin Ge thinks that it is a good thing to teach his apprentices for him.
Otherwise, as he said, with his temper before apprenticeship, he must be thinking about how to trap Ah Chu to death, rather than punishing him.
Chen You made Lin Ge realize that the world of reincarnation is also a "world", and it is full of flesh and blood, living people.
I don't say that I do good deeds to help the world, but I want to be worthy of my heart.
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Gantian Township, Police Station.
Song Zilong and Zhou Zhou Yuan were talking about Uncle Niu yesterday, when they saw a middle-aged man in a silk satin expensive dress shouting "there is a thief" in his mouth, surrounded by a group of family members, and ran into the police station in a panic.
"There are thieves."
"There are thieves!"
Wednesday Yuan glared at him in displeasure: "Who is so noisy?" ”
When Song Zilong heard this, he stepped forward and asked, "Master Jin, what's wrong?" ”
Master Jin is the richest man in the town, his family has money and land, and even the head of the Song Department and the mayor of the town have to sell some face.
Master Jin slapped a piece of paper on the table dissatisfied, and shouted, "Didn't you hear me say that there was a thief?" Of course, I lost something at home. I lost a lot of money in my family. Also, the thief left a note before leaving, which was simply unsightly. ”
Wednesday Yuan teased: "Master Jin, you are right, there is no royal law now, now it is about the law, right, captain." ”
Master Jin snorted: "Our Jin family has always been a safe house. Now you say that you don't talk about the law of the king, but there are thieves who come into the house and steal things. I knew I would rather have braids. ”
"Master Jin, don't talk nonsense about this kind of thing in the future." Song Zilong said a few words of encouragement, picked up the note on the table and looked at it.
A rose is painted on it, and next to it is written "Thank you for donating money", signed by Black Rose.
"Black Rose?"
Master Jin said: "Yes, I don't even know how he got in." There are thugs, and there are dogs, hey woke up early this morning and lost money for no reason. Alas, no, I'd better go to that Master Mao to be more reliable. ”
Song Zilong immediately stopped Master Jin, who was about to leave: "Stop, are you catching a thief or a ghost, what are you looking for Master Mao?" ”
Wednesday Yuan echoed: "That's it, Master Mao is so busy all day, so there is no need to trouble him for this little thing." Go back and wait, we'll look into this case. ”
Master Jin pointed at Zhou Sanyuan and said, "Hmph, I paid enough land tax and raised you to be fat and fat, you had better catch that thief." ”
Master Jin and the family scolded and left, Song Zilong stared at the note in his hand, and fell into thought: "Could it be the black rose that once appeared in Shanghai and Tianjin?" ”
Wednesday Yuan asked curiously: "Tianjin still produces black roses?" ”
Song Zilong was speechless: "You were admitted to the police station, you are really condescending." Black Rose is a person who likes to rob the rich and help the poor, and every time he leaves his name, he thinks he is a thief. ”
Wednesday Yuan said disdainfully: "What kind of thief, isn't it just a pretending thief, isn't it also a thief." ”
Song Zilong said: "I heard that this thief is very shrewd in committing crimes, and has done more than 300 cases, not to mention what it looks like, I don't even know if it's a man or a woman." He came to Gantian Town this time, and if you don't have a snack, you'll be in trouble. ”
"That'...... Let's make an announcement first, so that everyone can pay attention? ”
Song Zilong thought for a while and said, "You let people make an announcement and ask the townspeople to be careful about the doors and windows at night recently, and I'll go to Master Jin's house to take a look first." ”
"Oh, good."
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After breakfast, Mao Xiaofang's master and apprentice were about to go to the town to distribute rice for free as usual, but when they came to the town square, they saw someone distributing rice.
A boy in a plaid shirt and a white cap held a rice jar and knocked: "Come on, come on, have rice hair, send rice." Free, free. ”
With the boy's shout, many people were attracted to it, and suddenly someone said: "Now there are still people in this world who send rice, so stupid?" ”
"Yes, this year's harvest in Gantian Town has failed, and I can't afford to eat rice, and there are still people who send rice."
"Doesn't Master Mao often send rice?"
"Is Master Mao a person, that's a living Bodhisattva."
"That is, Master Mao is a benevolent and righteous person, and he will be an immortal in the future, how can he be regarded as an ordinary person."
“……”
Listening to everyone's discussions, a woman in blue walked out next to him: "That's the case, I made a wish in the Guanyin Temple, and if the wish is fulfilled, I will send ten square meters to ten people." to thank God for his grace. Today, the little girl came to Gantian Town, which proves that she has a fate with everyone. ”
At this time, someone asked, "Guanyin is so effective?" What did you wish for? ”
The woman was stunned for a moment, and smiled awkwardly: "Uh, how can you let the little woman speak." Don't say so much, Paimi Paimi Pami, who wants it? ”
"I want it!"
"I want it!"
"I want it!"
The people around suddenly rushed up.
"Hey, hey, queue up, don't rob, don't rob, who's touching me, the tiger doesn't threaten when I'm a sick cat, get out!"
The scene was in chaos for a while.
At this time, Xiao Hai and Ah Chu at the other end of the square poked their heads to watch the play, and Mao Xiaofang scolded: "What to watch, do things." ”
"Yes, Master."
The two hurriedly pushed the grain cart, set up a stall, and began to shout: "Fuxitang has sent rice, donated medicine and medicine, and everyone in the poor has a share." ”
"To the left of the rice, to the right of the doctor."
When I heard that it was Fuxitang, I immediately ran over.
Lin Ge hurriedly stepped aside with Gigi Ou and gave up his position.
"Ugh."
"Exorcise ghosts and throw copper coins, send rice every three or five times and give away doctors, Master Mao, you are not poor who is poor." Lin Ge watched the crowded crowd on the side, many of them were already carrying a big bag of rice, and they came here to receive rice, and they were speechless and ridiculed.
Then, Lin Ge looked at the woman who was also Paimi not far away, needless to say, this was the catastrophe star "Black Rose".
Black Rose looked at the crowd running to the front of the booth in Fuxitang, her face was full of anger, Mao Xiaofang happened to see each other, and nodded friendly.
Black Rose was so angry that she didn't look over, and the boy "Little Shrimp" on the side sighed: "Alas, there is no limelight now." ”
When Black Rose heard this, she was immediately unconvinced, and hummed: "Not necessarily. ”
Then he raised his voice and shouted: "Paimi Pai Mi Pai, others will give one spoonful, and we will send two spoonfuls." Everyone has a share, and no one is left behind. ”
The townsfolk looked at it, still hesitant.
Seeing this, Black Rose took off the gold earrings she was wearing, pressed them into the rice pile, and shouted: "There is a lottery for taking rice, now go here to receive rice, and have a chance to draw the gold earrings in the rice." Come on, don't miss your chance. Gold earrings, gold earrings. ”
Lin Ge: ?
What's the big problem, is it so much to do good deeds now?
Sure enough, you can't look at this "catastrophe" with normal people's thinking.
As soon as the townsfolk heard that Nami had a chance to draw the gold earrings, they immediately rushed back to Black Rose.
Seeing this, Ah Chu couldn't help but run to Mao Xiaofang's side and said, "Wow, Master, Fami next door is still doing gimmicks and giving gold earrings." ”
Mao Xiaofang raised his eyes and continued to see a doctor: "You don't care about others, just do your own thing." ”
"Yes, Master." Ah Chu obediently retreated and sent rice.
And the one who was seeing a doctor was a young man, with white lips and a little weak, who complained: "Alas, I don't know what bad luck is." The whole field was eaten up in one night. It doesn't work to report the case, so I have to sow seeds again. It's all exhausting. Alas. Master Mao, you really want to help us. ”
Mao Xiaofang nodded: "I'll go and see." You can rest assured. ”
As soon as the man stood up, Mao Xiaofang grabbed his arm and asked, "You just came back from the field?" ”
The man nodded, "Yes." ”
"It's okay, you go get the medicine first."
After the man left, Mao Xiaofang looked at a piece of scales in his hand, which had just been found from the man's clothes.
"Snake scales?"
Lin Ge frowned when he saw the snake scales in Mao Xiaofang's hand, according to the plot, these snake scales were left by Xiaobai after eating all the vegetables in the field.
He thought that by stopping Xiaobai from eating people, he would be able to stop it from demonizing, but now it seems that it is not so simple.
Lin Ge decided to go to Lei Xiu later to see Xiaobai's situation.
But now, we have to go to meet the "catastrophe star" first.
At this time, two policemen came to the notice board in the square and pasted a portrait and a bulletin.
Seeing this, the people around came over to see the excitement.
"Hey, who is this, so ugly?"
"yes, it's not like a person."
"Wow, it's so ugly that people want to beat him up when they see it."
The police officer who posted the picture immediately said: "This person's name is Black Rose, and he is a terrifying thief, who looks so ugly but has a nice name, you don't need to think about it to know that there is a flaw in your heart." This black rose not only robbed the house, but also raped and plundered, everyone must close the doors and windows at night. ”
Another police officer said: "But don't worry, our Captain Song has laid a net, and this black rose will definitely not be able to escape from Gantian Town." ”
Black Rose, who was sending rice, heard someone talking about herself, and curiously squeezed over to take a look, and when she saw the ugly portrait of herself, she immediately said dissatisfied: "Wow, what is this painting?" Is it an individual? Are you sure anyone looks like this? ”
The officer said, "Why not, if you see him in real person, you will know what disgusting is." ”
At this time, Lin Ge and Gigi Ou also came over: "I heard that Black Rose is a thief, so she won't do adultery and plunder, right?" ”
Black Rose glanced at Lin Ge and gave a thumbs up: "Young man, have vision." I also think that a chivalrous man like Black Rose would never do such a thing. ”
The officer immediately said, "How not." I've heard that Black Rose has done even more disgusting things. Forget it, don't talk about it. Rest assured, our police station has already taken action. Captain Song will lead someone to arrest Black Rose and bring it to justice. ”
Hearing this, Black Rose muttered, "What bullshit Captain Song, my aunt must make you look good, just wait." ”
Lin Ge walked up to Black Rose and said, "Hello Miss, I'm Lin Ge from Fuxi Hall. When I saw you in Paimi just now, I must be a chivalrous person like Black Rose. These people don't understand the chivalry of Black Rose, they only know nonsense, don't take it to heart. This is our special peace blessing made by Fuxi Hall, you can bring it with you, you can turn evil into good fortune, and keep safe forever. ”
"Ah, thanks, I don't believe that." Black Rose refused.
Lin Ge regretfully took back the peace blessing: "That's a pity, the knights in Jiangsu and Zhejiang like to wear this kind of peace blessing, which is already a symbol of chivalry." ”
"Ah, is that so? Then give me one. Thank you. Black Rose took Ping'an Fu and thanked him.
Lin Ge smiled: "You're welcome. ”
Black Rose and Little Shrimp walked towards the alley, and Lin Ge picked up a trick and silently recited the Soul Chasing Mantra. I saw that the peace blessing stuffed into the sleeve pocket by the black rose sprinkled a little gold dust and melted into her wrist.
Lin Ge and Gigi Ou returned to the booth in Fuxi Hall, Mao Xiaofang was treating people, looked up and said to Lin Ge: "Senior brother is interested in medical skills?" It's better to sit on the sidelines, and I will talk to you about medical skills, and you can avoid illness by walking the rivers and lakes in the future. ”
Lin Ge hurriedly waved his hand: "Senior brother, I'm afraid that I won't be able to chew too much." I haven't touched the threshold of boxing yet, and I still have to practice Taoism, this medical skill ...... If you can avoid it, you can avoid it. ”
"You're right." Mao Xiaofang is no longer reluctant.
Lin Ge wanted to go to see Lei Xiu's situation, so he told Mao Xiaofang that he was going to go around, and took Gigi Ou out of the town and came to the grove where Lei Xiu lived.
Who knew that he went but didn't find anyone, so he could only go back to Fuxi Hall first, and it was dinner time when he went back. Just sat down and was about to dine with Mao Xiaofang's master and apprentice, but saw Zhou Yuan coming in a hurry.
"Master Mao!"
"Oh no, Master Mao!"
"Master Mao, something happened!"
Lin Ge: ......
Senior Brother Sha, are you here again?
"What's wrong?" Mao Xiaofang got up and asked.
Wednesday Yuan hurriedly said: "Cow, cow, Zhang, Zhang, Zhang, Zhang's mother...... Something happened to Zhang's mother's house! Haunted, haunted! ”
(End of chapter)