Chapter 242: Then He's Really Unlucky

The screams were accompanied by the sound of the other party banging on the street door to everyone's ears, and before Liang Xunling could speak, he saw the village director pick up a bench and walk outside angrily.

He wanted to see what happened to these little rabbit cubs who were most resistant to Xiao Xinyan, but Li Muhao looked stunned, could it be that the wild ghost he had recruited was bumped into by him?

Li Muhao had already seen that the old man-like wild ghost had a lot of thoughts, and he must have felt that it was too small to tell himself where the person who smashed the glass lived, so he showed his true identity, and wanted to scare the person who smashed the glass directly and then transfer it to himself.

It's just that I didn't expect that the wild ghost didn't wait for the person who smashed the glass, but scared this guy dressed as a zombie.

He's really unlucky......

"What's your name? Do you have to anger Lao Tzu to stop? See if I don't kill you bunnies! ”

The moment the village director opened the door, the fake zombie who had been beaten with a blue nose and swollen face pounced directly on the village director's body, and spoke in a crying voice:

"Uncle, there are really ghosts! That old man has half a head! ”

The village director saw that the other party didn't look like he was pretending, and he was a little worried in his heart, but he could only pretend to be calm.

"Impossible! How can there really be ghosts in this world except for people like you who are pretending to be ghosts? ”

As the village chief spoke, he turned on the lights in the alley, and the miserable white light shone in the alley, making the darkness in the distance even deeper.

However, the village chief didn't see anything in the alley, and at this moment, the wild ghost that looked like an old man had been detained by Li Muhao's one-handed pinch, and he also hid his figure.

"Where the hell is there? You're looking for trouble on purpose, aren't you? I'm going to you into a ghost! ”

The village chief raised the small bench in his hand and was about to smash it down, but his nephew reached out to protect his head, and at the same time plucked up the courage to look behind him, and found that there was really nothing in the alley, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart.

"Could it really be that I was wrong? But the old man was still smiling at himself! ”

The village chief didn't really smash him, but just kicked the other party away, scolded the other party to leave, and closed the street door at the same time.

But the man pretending to be a zombie didn't dare to leave by himself, just squatted at the door of the village chief's house, sullenly looking at the darkness in the distance, and persuaded himself vigorously in his heart.

'It's really a mistake, there's a ghost there, you're going to be beaten up again if you wait here for a while, so let's hurry up.' ’

You didn't scare these people, go back like this, a few brothers will definitely laugh at you, you'd better hide and scare a few people casually for a while, so it's good to go back!" ’

Just when he was squatting alone in the corner and muttering, the village director's daughter-in-law had already come to the door of the big pillar's house.

I was about to knock on the door of Da Zhuzi's house, but I saw the door of Da Zhuzi's house creak and be opened from the inside, and the village director's daughter-in-law was startled.

Seeing that it was a door opened by a big pillar, the village director's daughter-in-law raised her hand and wiped the fine beads of sweat on her forehead.

"Auntie, why are you here?"

The village director's daughter-in-law hurriedly spoke, and briefly said the situation of Zhong Jingyi and Xiao Yanbao, and Da Zhuzi heard that two foreign distinguished guests were knocked out by Shizi'er, so he hurriedly said:

"You wait for me a while, I'll go get something."

A minute later, Dazhu took a blood pressure monitor and a thin flashlight and followed the village director's daughter-in-law and children towards the village director's house.

When they walked to the alley where the village director's house was located, the village director's daughter-in-law saw the zombie squatting at the door of the house at a glance, although the zombie's robe was torn in many places at the moment, but the appearance of the green face and fangs was still terrifying, but the zombie's face was a little round.

"Ahh

After seeing the zombie, the village director's daughter-in-law immediately hid by the wall, and at the same time let out a scream, and then covered her mouth tightly with her hands as if she was worried about being discovered by the zombie.

Dazhu heard the screams of his aunt, and he was a little confused, but he saw that his aunt stretched out his hand and pointed in the direction of the door, but only saw a man in a shabby robe and a homeless man squatting in the light.

"Why is there a beggar at your doorstep?"

The village chief's daughter-in-law hurriedly grabbed the big pillar that was about to walk forward, and at the same time signaled him not to speak, and when both of them hid in the shadows in the corner, the village chief's daughter-in-law opened her mouth to explain.

When Da Zhuzi heard that it was a zombie, everyone was stupid, and he only thought that the village director's daughter-in-law was guilty of hysteria and was talking nonsense here.

The village director's daughter-in-law saw that Da Zhu didn't believe her, and she was anxious to explain again, but found that Da Zhu didn't care about walking towards the door of the house, and even walked faster and faster.

Just when the village director's daughter-in-law secretly pinched a handful of sweat for the big pillar, her eyes were full of unbearable color, and it seemed that the next moment she would see the picture of the big pillar being bitten through her throat.

However, what the village director's daughter-in-law didn't expect was that when the big pillar was about to walk to the door, the zombie seemed to have found the big pillar, turned around and ran in the opposite direction, which was faster than the hunting dog that saw the rabbit.

"Come on, it's a zombie named Hanako, what's the zombie there!"

The village chief's daughter-in-law couldn't accept this fact for a while, could it be that the zombie who scared herself so much that she almost peed her pants was just a fake one named Hanako?

Seeing that Dazhu kept urging him, the village director's daughter-in-law could only frown and push open the street door and welcome Dazhu in.

"Here comes the pillar?"

As soon as the big pillar entered the door, he was pulled into the house by the village director standing in the courtyard, and at the same time smiled towards the big pillar and said:

"Big nephew, you have to have a few drinks with your uncle after you're busy for a while, it just so happens that the house is full of distinguished guests from the imperial capital, and I don't know how to speak, you have to help me in a while!"

Da Zhuzi had long heard about the people in the village, and was full of curiosity about the people who could open the license plate in the inner city of the imperial capital, and wanted to take this opportunity to get to know each other.

"Well, uncle, you want them to donate money to the village, right? I'll get up in a moment, and they'll be sure to donate! ”

The village chief thought that no one could see his thoughts, but he didn't expect that he didn't say anything, so he was broken by this eldest nephew of his own family, smiled slightly embarrassedly, didn't say anything, just patted Dazhu's shoulder, and led him into the hall with him.

"These are all distinguished guests from the imperial capital......

The village director who had just entered the door opened his mouth to introduce Liang Xunling and others, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a big pillar with an anxious face.

"Let me see where the wounded are? I'll be introducing it in a moment! ”

The anxious appearance of the big pillar fell in the eyes of everyone in the Li family, and he was immediately full of good feelings for the big pillar, which was also in the heart of the big pillar, and what he wanted was such an effect.

(End of chapter)