"I'm your dad!"

Lin Ge was angry, the fake temple that he had visited for a day today was so angry with those fake monks that he was angry, and now there are not long-sighted people who come to disturb people's dreams, since he found the door to send the reincarnation point, he accepted it unceremoniously!

Lin Ge sat up and raised his hand to flick, and a "manifest talisman" flew to the center of the room to hover, and with a soft sound of "snort", the firelight illuminated the room, and a big-bellied Buddha shadow with six hands appeared on the wall behind the TV.

Immediately after, the six hands of the Buddha shadow turned into six black shadows like last night at the same time, and crawled around.

"Bang dang."

With a soft sound, the two ghosts knocked the TV down as they moved.

"Oh."

Lin Ge, who was about to get up and summon a magic weapon to kill ghosts, sat back silently and said, "Everyone, go all the way." ”

Before the words fell, I felt that the temperature in the room instantly dropped to more than ten degrees below zero, so cold that Lin Ge hurriedly pulled the quilt, wrapped himself tightly, and then started watching the play. With a few screams, the ghost sisters suddenly turned into two blood shadows and rolled towards those fierce ghosts.

Gigi Ou got up, pulled out the "blood shadow", and directly killed the moon with one sword, and split a powerful ghost who wanted to get close to Lin Ge in half.

The little girl appeared on the neck of a ghost the next moment, grabbed its neck and screamed: "You pay me TV!" You pay me TV! Sorry for my TV! ”

The remaining four ghosts couldn't even let out a wail, and they were completely swallowed up by the resentment of the ghost sisters.

The little girl's "culprit" who still had a broken TV was pulled out by her, and then cut into strips by the ghost sisters and devoured with resentment, and the one who died was called a miserable.

[Kill C-level "Powerful Ghost" x6, reward reincarnation points 1800.] 】

Lin Ge: ...... It doesn't matter if it's a fierce god or an evil spirit, or don't look for it, this sends thousands of reincarnation points every night, a proper welfare bureau.

Then, three pairs of "true white eyes" stared at Lin Ge in unison, and he could only get up and move the TV back and turn into a maintenance man.

"What are you going to do if you go to a world where there is no TV?"

Straightening the TV, Lin Ge returned to the bedside, and was disturbed by these ghosts, and his drowsiness was gone, so he thought about simply asking the evil god Qui Phi about the situation, if he could let it solve the problem, then there was no need to find a way to ask Zhong Kui.

Lin Ge took out the old bark, took out a lighter and lit a corner, and then blew it out, only to see that after the old bark was extinguished, there was still a puff of black smoke slowly drifting away, condensing into several smoke fonts in the air of the room: "My lord, what is the matter with finding the little god?" ”

Lin Ge asked curiously, "I want to ask you about something." In other words, you just have a cigarette, can't you show up and sit down and talk? ”

"Adult, forgive me, it's not that the little god is unwilling to show up, but the world you are in now, the little god has not put his divine sense."

Lin Ge asked: "Pi Bo is just an evil spirit, you can open a branch here, you are an evil god, and you have also swallowed the power of 'beyond karmic reincarnation', won't you be as good as an evil spirit?" ”

"Adults don't know, the basis of this projection of divine consciousness is that there must be people in the local area who worship the minor gods, and if not, the minor gods will not be able to put their divine sense."

"Then you said that if I start offering to you now, can you cast your divine consciousness into this world within thirty days?" Lin Ge asked.

As if he had heard some terrifying remarks, the smoke word "poof" dissipated and quickly condensed into new words: "Don't be joking, my lord, how can the little god be able to stand your offering, and the little god will find a way to cast his divine consciousness over, and you won't bother with it." ”

Lin Ge nodded: "It's okay, I'll study and see if I can open a branch for you, after all, there are few evil gods with integrity like you." Oh yes, and I'm asking you, have you ever heard of an evil spirit who likes to ask for people's names and spread curses on TV or through spells? The mantra seems to be 'Fire Buddha Shuyi', and the back seems to be 'Mo Le a pen' or 'Mo Shabi' or something. Have you heard of it? ”

As soon as Lin Ge's voice fell, the answer was quickly given.

"The adult is asking about the 'Great Black Buddha Mother' who has just become an evil god, and it is rumored that it likes children, and the children it likes will ask for the child's name and take it back to 'raise'. If an adult recites its mantras, he becomes a believer in it. I haven't heard of it being able to spread curses through spells. ”

"However, the little god heard that there is a tribe that buys its true body back to worship, and now it is rare to hear from the Great Black Buddha Mother here."

Oh!

It turns out that this boy is called "Big Black Buddha Mother", and he sends 2100 reincarnation points in two nights, and "Sending Buddha Mother" is well deserved.

However, Chaai's evil spirits who only have one foot in the evil god are strong to that extent, regardless of whether this "Buddha Mother" is new or not, they have to make a few more preparations.

Lin Ge asked again: "What about Pi Bo, I heard that he wants to be reincarnated as a human being, and it's not good to be an evil spirit, why did he think of reincarnation?" Is there any inside story? ”

This is not Lin Ge's casual nonsense, but the final ending of the movie "Zongxie 2: Kui Descent", it seems that the ghost master was killed by Zhong Kui, but in fact, there is still a piece of its soul left on the rope, and it was finally taken back by the anchor Xiao Huangmao's pregnant girlfriend.

He replied: "Adults don't know that man is the spirit of all things, and his understanding is the highest among all living things. Pi Bo killed so many people, and he wanted to become a god with evil methods, but in the end he still couldn't succeed. Only reincarnation as a human being, reincarnation, and recultivation is possible. ”

In fact, the best way for the reincarnation, as an "audience" from God's perspective, is to find Xiao Huangmao's girlfriend and kill Pi Bo when he wants to be reincarnated at the end of the plot. At this time, Pi Bo had been beaten into a weak state by Zhong Kui, and there was basically no threat at all.

Of course, no one can guarantee that the main god will use its usual methods to send a surprise (scare), and directly let the heroine not invite Zhong Kui, and the heroine will fly up on the spot.

Let's not talk about whether this will be counted as "solving" a supernatural incident, but Lin Ge dares to pack a ticket If he does such a thing, the next time Master Zu's demon slaying sword will not be a temple, but will fall on his head.

After going through so many things, Lin Ge's mentality in the face of evil has undergone earth-shaking changes.

In fact, even Lin Ge himself didn't expect that the words he used to fool Huang Yaozu at the beginning would really become his own code of conduct.

"Okay. Is there any way you can help me find the exact location of the Mother of the Great Black Buddha or Pipo? Lin Ge asked.

He said, "I'm sorry my lord, but the little god can't do it for the time being." ”

Lin Ge asked a few more questions related to "sending the Buddha Mother", and then said goodbye to the meal and fanned the bark to extinguish it completely.

Although there is no way for the Meal Phi to show up to help, it is also a good gain to be able to get clues about the "Sending Buddha Mother" and Pi Po from it.

Lin Ge now has a preliminary plan, and the best choice is to start with the plot of "Zongevil 2: Kui Descent" and join forces with Zhong Yanhuo to deal with Pi Bo. Zhong Yanhuo and his senior brother have worshiped Zhong Kui for decades, and it is not difficult to invite Zhong Kui.

If you can take this opportunity to talk to Zhong Kui and take Zhong Kui to find trouble with other evil gods, you will have much more confidence.

"However, we have to find a way to find out the female anchor 'Ruonan' first, and we can't just let her spread curses."

Early the next morning, Lin Ge was eating breakfast in the restaurant, swiping his mobile phone while waiting for Ruonan to start broadcasting, while trying to check her news on the Internet.

However, there is very little news related to her on the Internet, and from the old videos posted by the live broadcast account, it can be found that something seems to have happened six years ago, and it has been suspended for a year or two in the middle.

Lin Ge suspects that it should have something to do with "Sending the Buddha Mother", but the other party does not start broadcasting, and there is no news on the Internet, and if he wants to find someone in the entire Taiwan Island, he is undoubtedly looking for a needle in a haystack.

From Taichung to Changhua, the road is not far, Lin Ge decided to go to Changhua first to take a look, Zhong Yanhuo's senior brother in "Zongye 2: Kui Descent" is very famous in the local area, and he also guards a temple dedicated to Zhong Kui, which should not be difficult to find.

As soon as he inquired in Changhua, Lin Ge easily found the temple of "Master Achang", and he asked Gigi Ou to wait outside the door with his bag, and entered the temple alone.

As soon as he finished climbing the stairs, Lin Ge saw two men, one tall and one fat, and a woman suspected of being pregnant, coming out of the Dizang Temple.

The reason why it was only "suspected" to be pregnant was because the woman's belly was not pregnant, but she was just subconsciously protecting her belly with her hands.

When Lin Ge passed by them, he heard the fat man say excitedly: "Don't worry, my uncle said that after going back, hang the blessing bag in the bedroom, and the baby will be chubby when he is born." My uncle is an archmage, and he can't be wrong. ”

A couple, the fat man, and the uncle is the archmage of the temple, Ah Chang, and the identities of these three people are about to come out.

Since it is "Zongxie 2: Kui Descent", then there is naturally the first part of "Zongxie", the movie, which is about the three protagonists in front of you.

The male protagonist and Xiaopang ran to do the magic of shooting Master Achang to the death for the sake of traffic.,As a result, I stepped on the rope of the hanged man and fell into the evil.,The investigation found that the three female anchors who died one after another were all related to the green tea heroine.,And the female ghost who killed them is the heroine's best friend.。

The female ghost fell in love with the same man when she was a student.,The female ghost wrote a love letter for the female owner to help hand it over.,But the female owner didn't hand it over to the male owner.,But the deception is just that.,When the female ghost was bullied by the three female anchors,,The female owner chose to avoid it.。 The female ghost came out and found that the female protagonist and the male protagonist were together, and she was desperate, so she hanged herself.

At the end of the movie, the male protagonist burned the rope and seemed to kill the female ghost, but in fact, on the way back to their hometown, the female protagonist's figure was reflected in the car window, but it was the appearance of a female ghost.

"Three of you stay." Lin Ge stopped the three of them.

The fat man turned his head curiously, looked at Lin Ge, and said, "Handsome guy, are you here to worship God?" The archmage is inside, you just go in. ”

"Lin Huohuo, the ninety-ninth generation true disciple of the Lower Shangqing Sect, passed by here to visit Master Achang. But when he saw the faces of the three people, he dared to ask...... Not long ago, did the three of them hit the evil? Lin Ge asked calmly in the tone of a worldly master.

The fat man's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Shangqing faction, my uncle said that it is a big faction with the same name as Longhu Mountain." Dao Chief, your vision is really accurate, we did fall for evil some time ago, but we have all been settled by my uncle. ”

Lin Ge said lightly: "Although the three are fine, the fourth is ...... I'm afraid I'm going to be angry. ”

Fourth?

The male protagonist of the fat man and Zong1 suddenly thought of the fetus that the female protagonist was carrying, and the male protagonist suddenly asked nervously: "Dao Chief, are you telling the truth?" ”

The fat man was a little skeptical: "It's really fake, my uncle just read it and said there is no problem." ”

Lin Ge persuaded: "Why don't we go to meet Master Ah Chang together and do a detailed examination to find out if what you say is true." ”

As soon as the female ghost arrived in the temple, she felt uncomfortable, if it wasn't for the fetus in the womb, I was afraid that she wouldn't be able to support the coercion of the statue at all, and then I heard Lin Ge say and let them go back, and immediately rubbed her forehead, and said pitifully: "Husband, I'm a little dizzy, it's better to go back first, and come back another day." ”

"This." The male protagonist was a little hesitant.

Lin Ge smiled faintly, took out a "Heavenly Master Suppression Charm" and handed it to the female ghost: "Since this is the case, I don't force it, I will give you a 'peace blessing' to keep your mother and son safe." Don't want money, it's a good match. ”

How dare the female ghost of this "Heavenly Master Town Charm" take it, she subconsciously withdrew her hand and drilled into the arms of the male protagonist: "Husband, I'm dizzy." ”

The male protagonist is holding the female ghost with one hand, and wants to pick up the Fu in the Lin singer with the other, who knows that the Lin singer is low, and he sticks to the female ghost's vest.

Laugh at!

The Heavenly Master Demon Charm instantly rose into white smoke!

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Ahh

The female ghost let out a miserable scream.,When the male protagonist heard that the sound was wrong.,Instinctively want to let go of the female ghost.,But the female ghost grabbed his two arms.。

The fat man sat down on the ground in fright, raised his hand and pointed at the female ghost: "She, she, she, her eyes, eyes, changed, turned red!" ”

In the movie, every time a female ghost possesses her, the person's eyes will turn blood-red, and at this time, she is forced to show her original form by a Heavenly Master's Evil Charm.

Singer Lin lifted it and threw out a "talisman" and hit the female ghost on the back, although the female ghost was a ghost who hanged herself to death, and the rope was also a red rope, but unfortunately a red dress was missing to release her resentment to the maximum, so it was not a ghost in red.

"Wait, this female ghost is just a powerful ghost, she can go to the temple for a walk, really when Kui Ye doesn't go to work during the day?"

Lin Ge immediately realized that something was wrong, could it be that the ghost master "Pi Bo" at this time had already been reincarnated into the belly of a female ghost?

But Lin Ge quickly denied this conjecture, because in this way, the plot of "Zongevil 2" would not exist.

"Could it be that he just cast a soul, and the ghost master also understands the truth that eggs can't be put in one basket?"

Anyway, catch the female ghost in front of Zhong Kui's statue and ask about it.

The female ghost was frozen by the amulet, and the fat man was so frightened that his feet became weak, and he staggered up, and he didn't dare to doubt Lin Ge now.

"Dao, Dao Chief, is it ...... That female ghost has been attached to Shuyi? The fat man's voice trembled.

The male protagonist Ah Wei looked at Lin Ge and said hurriedly: "Dao Chief, please save my wife, please, as long as I can save my wife, I am willing to do anything!" ”

Lin Ge said: "Help her, we are talking when we enter the main hall." Be careful not to rip off the rune paper on your back, it's hard to find it when the time comes. ”

"Good, good. Blame, you help. After Avi finished speaking, he and the fat man set up the female ghost left and right, and dragged her to the main hall.

As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw a thin old man walking out, looking at the three fat men with a strange face: "Why are you back again?" ”

The fat man hurriedly said: "Uncle, it's not good, it's not good, the female ghost, the female ghost is still on Shuyi!" ”

The old man was shocked: "Is there such a thing?" ”

The fat man pointed at Lin Ge and said, "It's this Taoist from the Shangqing Sect who just used the rune paper to make the female ghost manifest!" ”

Lin Ge looked at the grandfather of the ultimate class, and at this moment, "Uncle Ah Chang", who was a guest appearance as the archmage of the temple, nodded: "Master Ah Chang." ”

"Please, please."

Master Ah Chang hurriedly welcomed the four of them in, and asked Ah Wei and the fat man to help the female ghost to the seat, and sure enough, he saw that the female ghost's eyes were red, and she turned out to be possessed.

"She's ...... now" Although Master Ah Chang is the archmage of the temple, he actually has very few means to exorcise evil spirits.

To be precise, if it weren't for the female ghost in the movie "giving face", I'm afraid none of the people present would have survived.

"Oh, I put a talisman on it." Lin Ge said, tearing off the talisman from the female ghost's back.

"Ahh

The female ghost immediately screamed and wanted to get up, but Lin Ge easily pasted the talisman back and pressed her back to the stool.

"Look." Lin Ge shrugged.

Master Ah Chang looked puzzled: "How is this possible, I obviously used the method of exorcism to drive away evil spirits, and the hanging rope was also burned." ”

The fat man even pointed directly to the statue in the hall: "There is Master Zhong Kui here, and she dares to ...... a ghost."

These words woke up Master Ah Chang, and he nodded and said, "Yes, it is impossible for her to be possessed and dare to enter the main hall." ”

Lin Ge looked at Master Ah Chang and asked, "Master Ah Chang, you should have heard of the ghost master 'Pi Bo', right?" ”

Master Ah Chang was stunned, he had not only heard of it, but he had also fought with the ghost master back then.

The ghost master hung up the rice dumplings for his six followers, and Master Ah Chang, his master, and his junior brother Zhong Yanhuo went to deal with it.

Who knew that Zhong Yanhuo was hit by the fire, and in order to save him, the master lured the evil into his body, and was finally sent away by Zhong Yanhuo himself.

Since then, Zhong Yanhuo has also had a "heart disease" and has completely stayed away from this circle.

Master Ah Chang asked anxiously, "Dao Chief, what do you mean by this, how can this have anything to do with the ghost master?" ”

Lin Ge said: "The most common killing method of the ghost master is to let people hang themselves, you said that this female ghost series of incidents, will it be the ghost master operating in the back." Although the ghost master is not Kui Ye's opponent, it leaves a soul in the female ghost's stomach to hide the identity of the female ghost, which is very easy, right? Otherwise, why do you think this female ghost can swagger in the sun after being possessed, and even go in and out of places like temples? ”

Master Ah Chang was even more puzzled: "But, why did the ghost master do this? Besides, the ghost master has been dealt with by my master and sealed under a tree. ”

Lin Ge pinched his fingers and said with a serious face: "I have already calculated that the seal of the ghost master is loosened, and it will soon be a disaster to the world." As for whether this female ghost is a chess piece targeted by the ghost master, or whether she has a deal with the ghost master, just ask. ”

"Ask?" The three of them looked at Lin Ge with puzzled expressions.

Lin Ge tore off the female ghost's talisman and said, "Talk a few words? ”

"Ahh

Lin Ge put a charm on it and pressed her back into place. Then he tore off the immobilization spell again, and the other party went berserk again, repeating it several times.

Lin Ge simply took out a bronze sword, pierced his finger with the tip of the sword, smeared it with blood, and plated it with a layer of golden light.

Then he pointed his sword at the throat of the female ghost, and said in a cold voice: "Give you two choices, talk to me honestly, or I will overtake you now." ”

All:......

Lin Ge tore off the immobilization spell again, this time being held against the golden light sword to her throat, the female ghost didn't dare to move, and her blood-red eyes stared at Lin Ge.

"Did you hear what we just said?" Lin Ge asked.

The female ghost nodded.

Lin Ge took the golden light sword forward and asked lightly, "Tell me, how did you manage to continue to possess yourself after being exorcized?" ”

The female ghost said in a deep voice: "I don't know, I only know that I just wanted to be with Avi at that time, but with the rope burned, I thought it would be gone, but after a short period of dizziness, I opened my eyes and was still in Shuyi's body." She doesn't deserve to be with Avi at all, she doesn't! ”

Avi then knew where he was, and the person who had been with him for a year was not Shuyi, but a female ghost.

Thinking back to the scenes in getting along, all of a sudden those strange behaviors can be explained.

"However, you clearly said that you forgave Shuyi." Avi said with a heavy face.

The female ghost's expression became distorted, and she shouted unwillingly: "Forgive, how to forgive?" I treat her as my best friend, and she cheats on me again and again. Didn't she tell me she liked you too? Why, why did you give the confession video I made to you to those three guys! Why did she go on a date with you while she watched me being bullied? She's a liar! Swindler! ”

Alas.

A tragedy caused by inadvertent dating.

Lin Ge sighed: "I sympathize with your plight, and I am not qualified to judge what you have done. But in order to determine whether the child in your belly is a ghost master, I can only send you to the dead. Think about it for yourself, Avi doesn't love you, all your efforts are in exchange for mercy, why don't you reincarnate and start over? ”

"People who don't love you will never love you because of your efforts, but it will seem that your love is very cheap, maybe you will die now, and you can find someone who really loves you in the next life. You choose for yourself, do you cooperate with us to overtake you, or do I forcibly overtake you? ”

Lin Ge didn't want to meddle in this bloody plot, but if he didn't send the female ghost away, he wouldn't be able to confirm whether the fetus in his womb was a ghost master through runes.

The female ghost looked at Avi, remembering that because his identity was revealed, he pushed himself away in horror.

She knew that after being exposed, there was no way to turn back.

Moreover, in the past year, all the female ghost hears every day is "Shuyi Shuyi", which makes the resentment in her heart even stronger, and her love gradually disappears.

"Okay."

The female ghost finally nodded.

"Master Achang, I'm going to bother you to do another ritual." Lin Ge said.

Master Ah Chang naturally would not refuse this, and with Lin Ge's cooperation, he once again performed a ritual on the female ghost.

When it was over, the heroine became weak and sat down on the futon.

Ah Wei wanted to step forward to help, but he was afraid of interrupting the mage, so he asked nervously, "Uncle Ah Chang, Dao Chief, did you succeed?" ”

Master Ah Chang had already failed once, and he didn't know the bottom in his heart, so he looked at Lin Ge and asked, "Dao Chief, look?" ”

Lin Ge raised his hand and flew over a Heavenly Master Suppression Talisman and pasted it on the heroine's forehead, the rune paper was only slightly emitting black smoke, and there was no violent reaction before.

Lin Ge looked at Avi and said, "Good news, the female ghost has been over......taken But the bad news is that the child in her womb should have something to do with the ghost master. Oh, I'm talking about the evil side, not the biological one. ”

Avi hurriedly said: "Dao Chief, please find a way to save my child, please, you must have a way!" ”

Lin Ge shook his head: "It's a pity, there's no way. But strictly speaking, this kid is still the product of your communication with the female ghost. It's heart-wrenching, but you have to make a decision as soon as possible. Don't wait for the ghost master to completely control Shuyi, and then even his wife will be gone. ”

Avi watched Shuyi fall weakly on the futon, gritted his teeth, and made a decision, calling the fat man to take Shuyi to the hospital together.

Lin Ge also followed him to the hospital on the grounds of safety, took advantage of the fat man's nap to break Awei, sneaked into the operating room, used the immobilization charm to fix the nurse who was undergoing postoperative treatment, and packed the demon fetus taken out and took it away.

When Lin Ge came out of the hospital, a hint from the main god sounded in his mind.

[Successfully solve the supernatural event "Zongxie", justice value +500.] 】

Lin Ge called Gigi Ou, who was waiting outside the hospital, and went back to the temple directly, completing the plot of "Zongxie 1", so he felt that there was no need to have anything to do with the trio of death, so as to avoid being angry because of their death.

When Uncle Ah Chang saw Lin Ge coming back, he immediately greeted him and asked, "Dao Chief, what about them, has the matter been resolved?" ”

Lin Ge shook his head: "After all, it's just a soul of the ghost master, its body is still under that tree, I think if you don't deal with it as soon as possible, the ghost master will soon come out to harm people." Master Ah Chang, I wonder if I can have the honor of inviting a statue of Zhong Kui back to worship? ”

Uncle Ah Chang was stunned for a moment: "Master Dao, you want to invite Zhong Kui, but aren't you a disciple of the Shangqing Sect?" ”

Lin Ge sighed in his heart, I don't want to either, but I have to have something to do with Kui Ye, so I can only borrow your light to build a line.

"My sect has some relationship with Master Zhong Kui, but after all, you are the official disciples of this lineage, if you want to invite Zhong Kui back, it is naturally through you that the most formal channel is the best." Lin Ge said very sincerely.

"It's not impossible...... Uncle Ah Chang thought about it, after all, even ordinary people can invite Zhong Kui to go back to worship, let alone someone with a relationship like Lin Ge wants to invite.

Then, Uncle Ah Chang asked again, "Dao Chief, what kind of Zhong Kui statue do you want to invite?" ”

"That has to be the highest quality...... Uh, I mean, since it's going to be pleased, of course it's the best. Lin Ge said solemnly.

Uncle Ah Chang nodded: "I am afraid it will take a week to make the best Zhong Kui statue, and the price is also very expensive, 100,000 Taiwan dollars." ”

100,000 Taiwan dollars, that is, more than 20,000 soft sister coins, is indeed quite expensive.

But Zhong Kui is like this kind of "magic weapon", with which it can not only drive away evil spirits and avoid disasters, but also have a relationship with Kui Ye after years of worship.

Although Master Achang's vein is only a side vein of Heavenly Master Zhong Kui, it is also a "regular channel", please ask a statue of Zhong Kui to go back, and Lin Ge will call Master Kui in the future, which will also have an extra guarantee.

Lin Ge didn't even think about this kind of unavoidable opportunity, and decisively paid for it.

At this moment, the voice of Uncle Chang's apprentice sounded outside the door: "Master, Master! There are a couple of cops out there who want to see you. ”

Lin Ge went out with Uncle Ah Chang to meet the police, and often told them that a person was hanged from a feng shui tree outside Harai Village, and when the forensic doctor went to take down the corpse, he found that the corpse was as stiff as iron, and he felt that it was very evil, so he asked Master Ah Chang to take a look.

Lin Ge knew that this was the scum uncle of the heroine of "Zongevil 2: Kui Descent", obviously, the plot of the ghost master has officially begun!

(End of chapter)