Chapter 128: Happy
Duan Renhao was very obedient, "snapped" his hands together, and chanted very cooperatively: "Nan Wu is empty and achieves Buddhahood." ”
"The Great Day is like a Buddha."
"The Great Day is like a Buddha."
"Medicine Master Liuliguang is like a Buddha."
"Medicine Master Liuliguang is like a Buddha."
"Amitabha."
"Eh!" Duan Renhao's face was happy, and he said with a smile: "Amitabha, I know it." ”
The female teacher smiled slightly, holding a string of Buddhist beads and shaking it slightly in front of Duan Renhao: "Protect your disciple Duan Renhao, eliminate the karma of the past and present lives, and thousands of eons." ”
"Poof."
Duan Renhao laughed and said, "Haha, teacher, you're so funny!" ”
Before he finished speaking, the female teacher slapped him in the face, and her originally kind and kind face suddenly distorted and hideous: "Don't slander the Buddha!" ”
His eyes were slightly bulging, and he glared angrily. It was as if Duan Renhao was not slandering the Buddha, but insulting her.
But in just a few seconds, the female teacher regained her composure: "If you are disrespectful to the world and the Buddha now, you will go to hell with your tongue plucked!" ”
"Pull out what?" Duan Renhao stuck out his tongue and said provocatively.
"Tongue Pulling Hell!" The female teacher slapped her again: "Still joking there, stand up for me!" How can it be so uncute! Shakyamuni Buddha of the West! ”
Duan Renhao's eyes lit up: "Sounds very strong!" ”
Syllable!
The female teacher slapped him away.
"The Great Day is like a Buddha!"
"It's huge."
Syllable!
Another slap in the face.
Then, the female teacher pronounced a name, Duan Renhao provoked a sentence, and then slapped him. After more than a dozen slaps, although Duan Renhao was still laughing, his eyes had become cold.
In fact, Lin Ge had already left halfway through it, and he felt that this female teacher wanted to pretend to be kind and kind, but he couldn't suppress the irascible demon in his heart.
Obviously, the student is not good at stubble, and he will definitely find an opportunity to take revenge on the female teacher afterwards, but these have nothing to do with him.
Lin Ge would rather go ghost hunting than stay here to ponder people's hearts. Not long after he left, Duan Renhao was blasted out of the office, and walked all the way to the gymnasium with a smile, smiling and smiling, his face became hideous.
Rushing to the old building behind the gymnasium where miscellaneous items were piled up, he went around to the innermost warehouse, pushed open the iron door, picked up the leather whip at the door, and angrily beat a person who was tied to an iron pipe: "Ah, ah, die, die, die!" ”
The person who was beaten by him had a broken hand and was tied tightly, so he could only let Duan Renhao whip him.
If Lin Ge was present, he would be able to recognize that this person was the monster who was cut off by Gigi Ou and fell downstairs.
Duan Renhao and a few others tied up the unconscious monster here, and found that it was afraid of the sun, so he trapped it here for them to abuse and play.
They found out that the two sisters were originally nurses in the nursing home, but they were tricked and turned into monsters and disappeared.
Duan Renhao's girlfriend thought that the monster sister's teeth were very good-looking, so he took pliers to pull out the monster's teeth one by one and weaved them into a bracelet for his girlfriend.
Duan Renhao has been angry for the past two days, so he will come to whip the monster, burn it with the sun, and abuse it to his heart's content.
At this time, he noticed that the blood of the strange stream flowed down the ground into the sunlight, and it actually burned "sizzle".
He thought of a way to get revenge on the teacher, and a sinister smile suddenly appeared on his face, and he went to the laboratory to steal a test tube and filled it with half of the monster's blood.
Duan Renhao sneaked into the office with his little friend and poured blood into the female teacher's water cup.
"Basketball game in the afternoon, please watch the show!"
Several people were puzzled, but thinking that Duan Renhao had always had a lot of ghost ideas, they patiently waited for the basketball game in the afternoon.
The female teacher, who was the referee, was discussing the basketball game with the male teacher next to her, and suddenly felt a little unwell.
The male teacher suggested that she go to the infirmary to have a look, and Duan Renhao in the distance saw this and hurriedly ran over.
"Teacher, teacher, I'll help you go to the infirmary."
The female teacher was helped by the male teacher and Duan Renhao to walk towards the door of the gymnasium, still holding Buddhist beads in her hands, praying for the blessing of the Buddha.
However, Duan Renhao deliberately led her towards the place where the sun shone in the center of the basketball hall, and the female teacher felt that her body was getting hotter and hotter, as if she was about to burn.
Duan Renhao suddenly stopped, pulled the female teacher, looked at her, and said with a hideous smile: "Teacher, Amitabha!" Eh, I know! ”
With that, he let go of the female teacher, folded his hands, and laughed.
"Hahaha!"
Under the direct sunlight, white smoke began to rise from the female teacher's face, head, and body, and then the whole person spontaneously combusted!
The people around immediately screamed in fright, but only a small number of people ran away, and most of the students picked up their mobile phones and took videos, including Duan Renhao.
He constantly compares "yes" in front of the camera, posing in various poses, as if taking pictures at a well-known scenic spot.
When the female teacher completely turned into a charred corpse, the ambulance came, the forensic doctor, and the police came, and then an investigation was launched.
The news that night reported on the matter, saying only that the cause of the spontaneous combustion was still under investigation.
When Lin Ge was reading the news in the hotel at night, he saw the news and recognized the female teacher from the photo of the deceased, as well as the male students posing for photos in the spontaneous combustion video.
"Is that them?"
He thought of the Gu worm on the monster that was afraid of fire and light, and suddenly suspected that the disappearance of the monster was caused by the male student.
Lin Ge decided to go to the school at night to find out the information about the male student, find his home address, and find out the person.
It doesn't matter if the male student dies himself, if the monster is released, the others will suffer.
However, not only Lin Ge, but also the hidden monster sister also saw this video, when she was slashed downstairs by the old soldier, she happened to see Duan Renhao moving her sister to the car, she chased for a distance, but unfortunately she still lost it.
After confirming the location of the school on the news, the monster rushes towards the school, and on the way, she smells her sister, coming from a bus.
The monster chased after it and stopped the bus, and the driver abandoned the bus in fright, but the people in the car were not so lucky.
The monster slaughtered a whole carload of people, and the schoolgirl sitting at the back was already frightened, and she wore a bracelet made of the monster's sister's teeth on her wrist.
The monster sister roared and roared at her frantically, and pounced on her, biting the female student alive and devouring her.
When Lin Ge came to school, he went directly to the female teacher's desk to rummage through it, and checked the things on the table.
When he found the water cup, he subconsciously unscrewed the lid and sniffed it, smelling a smell of blood, his sense of smell was already keen, and he immediately recognized that it was consistent with the smell of the monster sisters.
"It seems that the male student hid the monster and secretly put the monster's blood into the female teacher's water cup, so under the influence of the Gu poison, the female teacher spontaneously combusted in the sun?"
Tsk, this Gu poison is really fierce.
Lin Ge flipped through for a while and found a folder that recorded student information, and found the address of Duan Renhao's house in it.
After leaving school, Lin Ge went directly to Duan Renhao's house, but found that there was no one at home, so he simply went to a nursing home again.
However, as soon as Lin Ge left the school on the front foot, the monster sister on the back foot came over and slaughtered the people who were studying at night in the school.
Duan Renhao and the others escaped the catastrophe because they skipped class, but they also found the monster's sister, so they found gasoline and wanted to lure the monster to the warehouse to trap them and burn them to death.
Lin Shuwei thought that he had been bullied by people on weekdays, just like this pair of monster sisters, so he secretly unscrewed the screws blocking the iron plate of the vent and showed them to the monster sisters, so that they had a chance to sneak out.
Duan Renhao and the others hid and threatened Lin Shuwei to lure the monster sister over, and after Lin Shuwei lured the monster over, he simply deliberately dialed the mobile phones of Duan Renhao and the others, making a disturbance, attracting the attention of the monster sister, and then locked them all in the warehouse.
Duan Renhao's companion was slaughtered by the monster sister, but Duan Renhao escaped through a window in the corner.
Just as he was about to slip away, a figure blocked him.
"Who the hell are you, dare to be Lao Tzu's way?" Duan Ren said angrily.
Lin Ge glanced at him and asked, "I heard...... You're going crazy to see hell and want to see it? ”
"you. Get lost. Otherwise, Lao Tzu will beat ......" Duan Renhao hadn't finished speaking, but he saw a red shadow slowly crawling out behind Lin Ge.
Pale skin, rolled eyes, and a sinister smile.
"Hee-hee-hee-"
"Play with me."
Duan Renhao sat on the ground, frightened and incontinent, with a long mouth, unable to say a word, and trembling all over.
Lin Ge stepped forward, picked up Duan Renhao's mobile phone that fell on the ground, and looked through it, there were videos of him abusing monsters, videos of him bullying other classmates, and various posing videos when the female teacher spontaneously combusted.
Lin Ge didn't care much about it, and was about to destroy the phone, when he suddenly turned to the video of these people in the nursing home.
They treat the lonely old man as a "toy", wantonly insults, teasing, and videos of old soldiers slashing at his neck.
Lin Ge took out a water cup and stepped forward: "As a righteous Taoist priest, I generally don't kill people, unless I can't help it." ”
Lin Ge grabbed Duan Renhao's neck, poured water into his mouth, and then carried him to the horizontal bar by the playground, fixed him with a talisman, and posed a "Biye".
Then, Lin Ge ignored Duan Renhao, came to the old building behind the gymnasium, and followed the bloody breath all the way to the warehouse in the depths.
In the warehouse, the monster sister covered in blood had already rescued the tied sister, and was approaching Lin Shuwei in the corner step by step.
Syllable!
When Lin Shuwei was desperate, lightning suddenly exploded in the room, blowing the monster sisters away.
"Ahh
"Ahh
The monster sisters got up and screamed at the door, and when they saw Lin Ge, they immediately roared and rushed up.
I saw a red shadow flashing behind Lin Ge, Gigi Ou stepped forward with a blood shadow in her hand, blocking Lin Ge, and as soon as the three kills of the eclipse moon came out, the head of the monster sister rolled aside.
The corpse fell, and the disgusting Gu worms came out of the fracture, so that people with dense phobia were afraid that they would be directly scared to death when they saw it.
"Ahh
The monster sister roared and roared in pain. But soon, she was beheaded by Gigi Ou just like her sister.
[Successfully solve the supernatural event "Report to the teacher, weird monster! ] ), Justice +500. 】
It's really a movie.
Lin Ge was a little glad that he hadn't seen this movie, otherwise he would have been so angry with the disgusting female teacher and Duan Ren who was even more disgusting than the female teacher that his blood pressure soared.
At present, the "ending" of this movie is really happy.
Lin Ge glanced at Lin Shuwei, who was hiding in the corner and was already scared, ignored him, and left directly with Gigi Ou.
The next day, Lin Ge returned to Taichung.
At present, four supernatural incidents have been solved, and except for one plot that has not yet been developed and there is not much clue about "Double Pupil", there is only one clueless and completely invisible Buddha Mother.
Lin Ge stayed in Taichung for two days, and the places where there were rumors of haunting were basically walked around by him, but unfortunately he couldn't start a new plot.
Lin Ge thought that Taichung had almost been searched, so he simply packed his luggage and went to the north of Taiwan Island to change the "big map".
When he arrived in Taipei, Lin Ge first went to the most famous public temple in New Taipei, and I don't know if it was a special day, or if there were so many people on weekdays. The incense burned brighter than the pilgrims of the several large temples I had visited before.
Lin Ge lined up for a long time, and finally lined up into the main hall, burned incense, worshiped the Jizo Bodhisattva, begged for a sign, and went to the side to unsign.
The one who unsigned was a bald middle-aged man in his forties, who took the sign and gave Lin Gezai a careful explanation.
Although it is also a collection of money, whether it is attitude or professionalism, it has thrown off the ten streets of those temples before.
"Master, can you help me see this mark on my hand?" Lin Ge stretched out his hand.
The signer didn't care much about it, but after seeing the mark on Singer Lin's back, he was stunned, folded his hands, and saluted Lin Ge: "Donor, I can't see this seal, I can't solve it, and no one here can solve it." May you clear the doubts in your heart as soon as possible, and keep the clouds open and see the moon. ”
"Can you tell me what the hell is going to do with this thing?" Lin Ge asked.
The signler shook his head.
"Is there anyone here who knows more about this seal? Sorry, it may be rude to say that, but I'm really in a hurry. ”
The signifier shook his head again.
No matter what Lin Ge said, the signer never let go, and in the end, because there were too many people in line, Lin Ge was blasted out by those uncles and aunts.
"Ugh."
Lin Ge sighed, guessing in his heart that the signer might know what this seal meant, or know how to use it, but for some reason he couldn't say it?
"Why don't you wait until there are fewer people to ask?"
Lin Ge was about to leave, when he suddenly heard a kind voice from the side: "Uncle, are you coming to see me?" ”
Lin Ge looked over and saw an old man who was at least seventy or eighty years old, walking towards him with an excited face on crutches.
"Uncle, uncle." The old man stepped forward and looked at Lin Ge with excitement on his face, and he called "uncle" with sincerity.
"Huh?"
What's this, a new type of deception?
"Uncle, you can be my great-grandfather at your age, and I can't afford this 'uncle'." Lin Ge said with a smile.
The old man was on crutches in one hand, his hands were shaking, and he was dragging Lin Ge's clothes with the other: "Uncle, I know all the spells you taught me." Especially the 'Great Compassion Thunderbolt Crackling Electric Light Palm', I have practiced perfectly, and a few days ago there was a big black spider that flew out after I snapped a few palms. Uncle, when will you teach me a new spell? ”
Lin Ge: ?
What?
Great mercy and great compassion snap electric palms? May I ask if this move and the Great Mercy Gatling can play a combination technique?
Lin Ge felt that this old man should be Xing Ye's apprentice, or he had watched too much of "East Becomes West", and the name of the move was so distinctive.
Lin Ge smiled slightly: "Old man, you have recognized the wrong person." Are you lost with your family? Do you want me to find someone to ask for you? ”
The old man took Lin Ge's hand affectionately, and his uncle screamed one after another, and suddenly touched the burning mark on Lin Ge's back, shook his head and sighed: "Uncle, why are you taking the magic weapons of the two generals again." You can't always bully people, return the things quickly, otherwise how will you subdue demons and eliminate demons. Uncle, you said that you will teach me a new mantra next time we meet, and you will be able to speak. Uncle. ”
"Uncle......"
Lin Ge felt that this "uncle" was really a bit brainwashed, and his whole mind was "uncle, uncle, uncle", the point was that others were old, shouting sincerely, you are not good at losing your temper.
"Uncle, you are here, but I can find it. How many times have I said it, no one here is your uncle, and you are almost the same as someone else's uncle. At this time, a thick male voice came from the side, and I saw a tall and thin middle-aged man trotting over.
The middle-aged man supported the old man and looked at Lin Ge apologetically: "Sir, I'm sorry, my uncle is old, he has geriatric diseases, and he often recognizes the wrong person." Recently, it's been more serious, and when I meet people, I call my uncle, and I always say that his uncle is coming to pick him up. ”
"It's fine." Lin Ge smiled and didn't take it to heart.
The middle-aged man persuaded the old man and helped the old man to leave: "Uncle, they all said that today's temple fair, there are many people, so don't come to join in the fun." Go back quickly, Aunt Lu has come to see you again. I also made you a lot of food. ”
Lin Ge watched the backs of the two of them go farther and farther, and wondered in his heart what the old man said just now...... "Two Generals", does he know what this mark is?
However, as long as it is not the kind of fake monk before, anyone who has sincerely worshiped Jizo Bodhisattva can recognize these magic weapons such as the Trident Fire Signature Soul Cuff, right?
At this moment, Lin Ge saw that among the people burning incense in the distance, two men walked into the main hall, one of them was a foreigner, but the other, Lin Ge was very "familiar".
"Tsk, I really can't talk about people in broad daylight. Just now I was talking about "East Becomes West", isn't this prince coming? Lin Ge sighed that he was really lucky today, and he actually met a key plot character.
So saying, he walked briskly toward the man.
Commuter pass plus change x2
(End of chapter)