Chapter 139: Mouth Escape: The Art of Great Fooling
"Huh?"
Pudu Cihang raised his eyebrows, obviously not believing Lin Ge's nonsense at all.
Lin Ge didn't panic at all when he saw this, if he believed Pudu Cihang just by a few words, then he would have to worry about whether Pudu Cihang would look back.
The pit ahead has been buried, and all that is left to do now is to round the lie.
Lin Ge wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, sighed, and began (editing) his story: "I was originally a little centipede under a gravel under the Huanghuaguan Mountain, and I was fortunate to admire the divine power of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, and then I began to cultivate after being ordered by the seven sisters of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord. Alas, one day, the sister of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord came to ask for help, and the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord never returned to the Yellow Flower Temple after he went out. ”
"I heard that he was subdued by a bodhisattva invited by a monkey and imprisoned in the Purple Cloud Mountain. I have been cultivating tirelessly day by day, hoping that one day I can rescue the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord from Ziyun Mountain. However, just when I was cultivating the Hundred Eyes Technique, I was targeted by the Taoist priests of Maoshan Mountain. In that battle, my skills were not as good as others, and I was finally defeated, and my soul was almost lost. ”
"My soul was brought back by the Maoshan disciples and reincarnated as their disciples. Going around all the way, I recovered the memory of my previous life, and I was lucky to get the treasure of Maoshan 'knowing the past and seeing the future'. ”
"I just learned about the plan of the reincarnation, the demon cultivators all rely on their own talent and hard work to transform into shape, and the reincarnators have taken a fancy to this, they want to wipe out the demon cultivators in the world, reincarnate as their disciples, and grow stronger."
"I searched for the whereabouts of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord through the Treasure, but I found that the Fazhang you were also listed in the list of Maoshan 'captured', in the spirit of being the same Hundred Eyes Demon Form, I did not hesitate to leak the heavenly secrets, but also conveyed this news to the Fazhang, believe it or not, it is up to the Fazhang to judge for himself."
As he spoke, Lin Ge wiped his eyes with a pinch, revealing his "Hundred Eyes Technique...... Double pupils. He had already written the script, and now every sentence is a lie told at the door of the circle, and as the saying goes, to maintain a lie, more lies are needed.
And Lin Ge's interlocking of lies and lies, combined with various "visions", to increase the persuasiveness, is completely "justified and convincing".
Huang Ni: ......
At this time, Huang Ni's mood was a little complicated, she was very curious about what she would have been fooled if she hadn't taken the initiative to "cooperate" with Lin Ge.
Pudu Cihang frowned, as if he was thinking about the truth of Lin Ge's words, but this situation, once he started to think about it, he was destined to be "fooled".
Whether it is a movie, the villain has a common problem, "suspicious and thoughtful", many times the protagonist group has an ordinary move, they will wonder if they have made a lot of arrangements for him, want to pull him off the horse, or even kill him.
This is actually very easy to understand, just like Lin Ge said, "demon cultivation" is not better than human cultivation, many of them have no background and resources, and being able to cultivate all the way to the transformation is not only about qualifications and skills, but also about "luck".
If you don't know how to "survive", you don't know how many times you have died before you transform into shape, let alone be targeted by people after you transform into a shape.
Pudu Cihang has gone all the way to the present, and has experienced countless dangers, not to mention that Lin Ge's words are "ten" true, even if it is only five or three points, he will strangle these "hidden dangers" in the cradle.
And Lin Ge took a fancy to this, so he had the courage to come and fool Pudu Cihang, he only needed to plant a seed of doubt in Pudu Cihang's heart, so when other reincarnators wanted to kill Pudu Cihang or try to win him over, at least "prestige: hatred" started.
Lin Ge took advantage of Pudu Cihang's thinking and was not idle, and began to "popularize" Pudu Cihang's ability to reincarnate.
Regardless of what he has seen or not, he has exposed all the means that the reincarnator can use, a boss of the level of Pudu Cihang, Lin Ge never thought that the other party could do things for him even if he was fooled.
But this did not affect his plan, as long as Pudu Cihang saw a reincarnation and kill one, his goal was achieved.
Lin Ge finished "popularizing science" about the reincarnation, and also thoughtfully tried to find a way to let Pudu Cihang avoid the plot killing.
In the end, he told Pudu Cihang many times that those Maoshan reincarnators had also seen the treasure, and it was very likely that they would make a fuss about this information to fool him and remind Pudu Cihang to open a few more eyes.
Pudu Cihang didn't say too much, and looked at Lin Ge with a faint look in his eyes: "Since you don't hesitate to leak the heavenly opportunity to inform this Fazhang of this news, what do you want this Fazhang to help you do?" Say, this Dharma recitation is for the sake of your kindred, and it can fulfill one of your wishes. ”
There is no need for Lin Ge to continue acting, the demon cultivator with no background is too busy to take care of himself, just talk about the scene, the more he asks at this time, the less it will make Pudu Cihang suspicious.
"I hope that Lord Dharma can search for the whereabouts of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord for me, and if there is any news, you can let me know. Secondly, I hope that the Dharma Lord will call on an adult for the next generation, and this person will be able to play a great role in dealing with the reincarnation. ”
Purdue Cihang asked, "Who are you going to call?" ”
"Left Thousand Households."
Pudu Cihang responded: "Okay, this law zhang promises you, after a few days Zuo Qianhu escorts Fu Tianqiu back to Beijing, this law master will let the emperor order Zuo Qianhu to be transferred to you." ”
Lin Ge arched his hand and said, "Master Xie Fazhang." There is also a reluctant invitation below. ”
"Hmph. You kid is insatiable, this Fazhang said to fulfill one of your wishes, you put forward two is not enough, and this is the third one? Pudu Cihang said coldly.
Lin Ge said: "Lord Fazhang, leaking the Heavenly Opportunity under Xia is not only a loss of Yangshou, but also a heavy blow to cultivation. Alas. In my lifetime, I don't know if I can improve. Anyway, it's all fate, it's just that Lord Fazhang looks like a hundred-eyed demon lord, and he can die for the demon lord, and he deserves to die under it. ”
Lin Ge opened his mouth and closed his mouth "Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord", but in fact, he was also a candidate who was carefully selected. After all, whether it is a film or television drama, in addition to the famous centipede spirit in "Journey to the West", the spider spirit's senior brother "Hundred-Eyed Demon King", only Pudu Cihang remains.
According to the dynasty of "A Chinese Ghost Story", it is calculated after the Tang Dynasty, and some elements from "Journey to the West" appear in the play.
Lin Ge used the name of "Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord" as an entry point, whether Pudu Cihang was a Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord or not, and whether it had anything to do with the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, in fact, it didn't matter.
Yes, or recognize, that's a plus. I don't know, this is just the entry point of the lie. This is the same as "xx people don't lie to xx people", which is a psychological offensive.
Facts have proved that Lin Ge has achieved certain results from this, but Pudu Cihang obviously does not fully believe in Lin Ge.
But everything Lin Ge can do has already been done, after all, it is in man to make things happen, and the rest is to see if there is anyone in the reincarnation who is a demon, and the more people who are demons, the more beneficial it will be to Lin Ge.
Pudu Cihang snorted coldly: "This Dharma Master is loyal to the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord. Let's talk about it. ”
Lin Ge arched his hand and said, "As the most powerful person in the world, Lord Fazhang must have many treasures in his hands. I want to ask Lord Fajo for a medicine that can restore the strength of the ghosts and gods and revive the ghosts. ”
Pudu Cihang sneered: "You don't have a small tone. You risked revealing the Heavenly Secret to help this Dharma Abbot, this is your fundamental purpose! ”
Lin Ge readily admitted: "I can't hide the eyes of the Fazhang. ”
Pudu Cihang raised his hand and flicked it, threw a small bottle to Lin Ge, and said, "This thing is Blood Bodhi, which is refined by this Dharma Abbot from the bones of thirteen eminent monks. One drop can bring the ghosts back to life, and there are three drops left here, so I will give it to you. ”
"Thank you, Lord Fajo."
Lin Ge took the "Blood Bodhi" and entered the capital satisfied, waiting for Pudu Cihang to transfer Zuo Qianhu to him.
Zuo Qianhu, the ceiling of force in the movie, is loyal to the imperial court, as long as he does not have a conflict with Pudu Cihang, it is not difficult to control him in the name of the imperial court.
And due to the appearance of the reincarnation, the encounter between Zhiqiu Yiye and Ning Caichen was destroyed, and the plot has changed.
With Lord Fu's two daughters and those miscellaneous fish subordinates, it is obviously impossible to save people from Zuo Qianhu. Naturally, he avoided Pudu Cihang to personally solve Master Fu, which made Zuo Qianhu suspicious, so he ran to Cihang's main hall and smashed the officials of the court just an empty shell.
For ordinary reincarnators, this practice is the most dangerous, because after a drastic change in the plot, the main god will often surprise the reincarnation.
But Lin Ge is now a "wanted criminal", and he is not afraid of surprises at all, but the more chaotic the scene, the more advantageous he is.
……
After entering Beijing, Lin Ge found an inn to settle in.
Although the imperial court was controlled by Pudu Cihang, most of the officials were brutally poisoned, and there was no one to govern the local areas, and the people were miserable.
But the capital is still prosperous, whether it is the royal family, officials, rich people or commoners, they all live in the illusion created by Pudu Cihang.
Lin Ge guessed that there might be reincarnators infiltrating the capital, and in order to avoid trouble, he simply disguised himself and Gigi Ou.
Lin Ge stood in front of the inn window, looked at the bustling street market outside and said: "Although the background of the dynasty is not explicitly indicated in the movie, it looks like an overhead background, but from some details, it can be inferred that it should be the late Song Dynasty, how about it, is there a feeling of nostalgia?" ”
The only one who can "talk" with Lin Ge is naturally the Huang Ni sisters, Huang Ni said lightly: "Although we were constantly fighting at that time, it was better than being a demon. Besides, my sister and I have been cultivating for many years, so how can we have time to wander around the world. ”
"Interested in shopping?" Lin Ge asked.
Huang Ni decisively refused: "I'm not interested." At the moment, you may be targeted by the main god at any time, or discovered by other reincarnators, do you still have the heart to hang out? ”
Lin Ge said with a smile: "If you don't go shopping, how can you have a chance to trigger the side quest." In fact, you don't have to worry too much about being targeted by the main god, through these few 'conjuring' times, I have already touched some of the main god's mechanism to lock you. ”
"Master mentioned that after the main god was blown up by me once, there is a new operating mechanism, and the first and most important point is that it cannot directly intervene in the reincarnation. My current identity has been completely exposed, and the Lord God has been throwing me into an extremely difficult reincarnation just in the stage of doubt, and now that it is exposed, it is natural that he will do everything to kill me. ”
"If it can really use your exposure to lock your position and hack you to death with heavenly thunder, then it can take me away by the way, wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone? But the two times you were locked by the main god, it was just thunder and no lightning, do you think it started slowly, or ...... The root cause is that the samsara-samsaric cannot be directly intervened. ”
"And this 'intervention' even includes 'erasure' and 'attack'."
Huang Ni muttered, "That is the master of space...... The main god can't even kill the reincarnation, isn't it too weak. ”
"Weak? Not necessarily. I suspect that the precondition of not being able to 'intervene' with reincarnation should have something to do with my 'explosion'. As for what it is, I haven't thought of it yet. Maybe I used some method to make the main god have to agree to this condition, or for some other reason, I changed the operation mechanism of the main god and added this restriction. ”
"But no matter what kind of existence the Lord God is, it cannot be taken lightly because it cannot be erased. Because this is the main god space, it can do a lot of things, even if it is only through 'guidance', it can cause us a lot of trouble. ”
Huang Niying said: "I agree with this, just like you, just through 'guidance', you have already drawn one of the generals of the positive side and the big boss of the opposite side to the opposite side of the reincarnation. ”
"Hey, you can even use the word 'boss', you're an ancient person who is quite quick to accept new things." Lin Ge teased.
Huang Ni said: "Strictly speaking, when I became a wanderer and followed my sister, I also saw dozens of generations of modern society. ”
Huang Shang said: "Sister...... I'm sorry, I thought you left me behind and ascended alone, but I didn't expect you to be by my side all the time. ”
"Sister."
Lin Ge: ......
In order to avoid destroying the touching plot of sisterhood, taking advantage of the rare rest time, Lin Ge sat silently on the edge of the bed and picked up the "Secret Art" to practice a new spell.
The few spells he mainly attacked this time were the functional spells such as "chasing corpses" and "talismans" commonly used by the four-eyed Dao chief.
……
When the time came, the accountant who had repaired the Batmobile and several other reincarnators came to the outside of the Cihang Hall.
There were seven people in the group, five men and two women.
One of the female reincarnators asked, "Are you sure you're here to talk about cooperation with the biggest boss of this film, not with the tiger?" ”
A male reincarnation said: "There is no conflict between our main line and Pudu Cihang, as long as we ensure that Ning Caichen does not die, there is no difference between cooperating with Pudu Cihang or cooperating with Yan Chixia." But in the movie, that's the plot killing, otherwise how could the thousand-year-old centipede essence be so simple and gone. ”
"That's what I said...... "The female reincarnation was still a little hesitant.
But several other people said that they would see Pudu Cihang first, and then they would say that even if the other party was unwilling to cooperate, under the banner of taking refuge in it, they might be able to hug their thighs.
The accountant feels that no matter whether the characters in the plot are right or evil, as long as there is no conflict of interests, then there is the possibility of cooperation.
The biggest advantage of the reincarnation is that he is familiar with the plot and can achieve the purpose of cooperating with the characters through the control of the plot.
At least half of the seven reincarnators think so.
And when they entered the Cihang Hall with confidence and saw that the wide Buddha hall was full of empty human skins of court officials on both sides, they were furious by this eerie and terrifying environment.
Suddenly!
Those hundreds of empty human skins have all opened their eyes!
(End of chapter)