Chapter 186: From Horror to Comedy, It Only Takes a Sledgehammer

At the door of the room, Ga Coconut crawled on the ground like a deformed species, her limbs twisted, her head tilted, her hair scattered, and her terrifying eyes could be faintly seen in her hair.

She can have this chic appearance because of her husband Tsuyoshi Saeki.

If you connect all the movies of the Japanese version of "The Grudge", Tsuyoshi Saeki and Gacoko moved into that new house after getting married, it was actually a "murderous house" before they moved in.

The first murder case was an eight-year-old child named "Toshio Yamaga" who was tied up by his parents and thrown into a closet to torture and killed, and when the police found him, he had starved to death in the closet, and his death was extremely tragic.

Because Toshio's resentment is too strong, the house gathers the initial "grudges".

After that, the real estate agent continued to rent out the house, resulting in more and more people being killed, and the "curse" became more and more powerful.

and then the newly married Saeki Tsuyoshi and Gacoko moved in, and a lot of resentment has been gathered.

Due to her withdrawn personality, she became a full-time housewife after getting married, and waited at home every day for her husband Saeki Takeo to return.

And Takeo Saeki is busy with work, has a lot of socializing, and has a strong desire to control, so he locks Gaco at home. Although the lonely Ga coconut has a black cat to accompany him, he still wants to be accompanied.

The idea of wanting a child to accompany him became deeper and deeper, and then it became an obsession, and he wrote this obsession in his diary.

In her opinion, not having children all the time is a punishment from the gods.

Gradually, she felt that it was all her husband's fault Tsuyoshi Saeki, so she wrote these thoughts into her diary, from the initial complaints, to the later full of "children, children".

The gods apparently didn't hear Gacoko's shout, but the cursed "Toshio Yamaga" did. While Gacoco was sleeping, it burrowed into her stomach and was "reincarnated" as her child.

Originally, Gacoko had a child, and Toshio Yamaga had parents, and the new parents doted on him to the point of doting, which should be a happy ending.

But the "curse" of the house is too heavy, and Toshio Yamaga remembers that he was abused by his father in his previous life, so from the age of three, he showed his dislike for Toshio Saeki.

Tsuyoshi Saeki also gradually found that Toshio was becoming less and less like himself, and after finding Gaco's diary, he thought he was green, so he brutally broke Gaco's neck, broke her limbs, and stuffed her into the cupboard.

This is also why every time Ga Coconut appears, his body and limbs are twisted and broken, which also contributes to the most classic staircase climbing scene in the history of horror films.

It's just that it's not the first time that Lin Ge and Chen Qing have seen the cocot appear in the form of a deformed species, and they felt terrified the first time they saw it, and the second time they felt a lot lighter...... Until now, even Chen Qing dares to look directly at the coconut, which shows how terrible the word "habit" is!

Seeing Jia Coconut, Lin Ge beckoned to her as if he saw an old friend: "It's better to come early than to come by chance, we are about to see your private diary, are you interested, are you interested in reading it together!" ”

Chen Qing: ???

!!!

……

Brother, I can tell you for sure now, what kind of "spiritual cultivation method" really can't be practiced, I don't believe that if you go to a mental hospital now, you don't need to register to check in!

When Chen Qing and Lin Ge weren't familiar with each other before, they thought that they were superior, it had to be a bit "quirky", no wonder they were not masters, this is something that everyone knows.

But now it seems that what kind of "quirk" is this, this is a meow that has gone crazy in practice!

Although Lin Ge didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his actions, he was playing around and not joking with his life, when Jia Coconut appeared, he had already observed it through the Heavenly Eye and Spiritual Exploration, and confirmed that Jia Coconut was indeed stronger than before, but it was not to the point where he couldn't deal with it.

If Gacozi dies once, it will become stronger once, compared to killing the other party now, Lin Ge is more concerned about whether there is a way to "trap" or "drag" Gacoco.

Belch.

Belch.

Belch.

The coconut made that terrifying bubble sound and slowly crawled towards Lin Ge.

Even though Chen Qing was used to seeing the lying posture of this deformed species, she also felt furious in her heart at this time, and unconsciously retreated behind Lin Ge.

"Brother, brother. She's coming. ”

"I'm not blind."

"Then let's do it."

"What if someone else comes over to read the diary together?"

Chen Qing: ...... Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Suddenly, the coconut suddenly accelerated and rushed towards Lin Ge, but Lin Ge seemed to have expected it, his body was slightly on one side, and he grabbed the bed sheet with both hands.

With a "whew", the sheet was pulled and flew up, directly covering the whole coconut.

Chen Qing noticed that Lin Ge had intimately laid a sheet on the bed when she was sleeping last night, not because she was afraid of being cold, but because of an "exorcism quilt"!

The side covered by the sheet was actually a yellow cloth with gossip painted on it, and a charm was written around the gossip in black letters.

However, Chen Qing didn't know that the black text was not ordinary, but Lin Ge's special exorcism ink through the fusion of cinnabar, black dog blood, and rooster blood.

With a cover on the head of the coconut of Chaojia, the exorcism cloth suddenly shines with golden light!

The screams and howls of the coconut came from under the quilt, and it was terrifying to hear.

Lin Ge took out a soul sealing talisman and pasted it on the golden sheet, and at the same time performed the Ma's soul sealing technique, but the double soul sealing still failed to seal the coconut into the talisman, but there was a soft sound of "snort", and the soul sealing talisman was eaten by the "curse" of the coconut and burned directly to ashes.

Lin Ge sighed in his heart, it seemed that if he wanted to trap the Jia Coconut Seal, it was still too simple.

Regarding the "powerful" of Ga Coconut, Lin Ge was not too surprised.

But he has a very critical question at this time that he can't understand, in the first time he saw Gaco and Saeki Toshio, including the resentment of seeing Saeki Tsuyo at Kobayashi's house later, he had observed the three "protagonists" of "Curse" through his double pupils, but he did not find the existence of the "origin".

Although "The Grudge" appears as a "unit drama" from the perspective of each deceased, it would be a bit too much to say that Gaco is not the protagonist.

"Wait, do you mean ......" An idea flashed in Lin Ge's mind, so he immediately pinched the trick and wiped his eyes, opened his eyes and looked at the diary in his hand.

In the center of the diary, a faint white light lit up.

"Good guy, making a half-day diary is the ontology, and the gaconuts are included, right? However, this source is too little......" When Lin Ge saw the origin appear in the diary, he was even thinking that it was "Midnight Bell", is the origin on the videotape?

At this moment, with a soft "snort", the coconut tore through the expulsion cloth, got out of it, twisted its head, and made the terrifying sound of "hiccup".

"I hate it when someone messes with me when I'm thinking about things." Lin Ge snorted coldly, raised his hand, and a giant hammer appeared in his hand.

Then, he took out a Heavenly Master Suppression Talisman and pasted it on the giant hammer!

However, just as Lin Ge was about to swing the hammer, Jia Coconut's body stiffened, as if he remembered some bad memory, and then ......

She retreated!

With a "whoosh" of the coconut, he crawled back to the door.

Lin Ge: ?

Chen Qing: !

"It's boring to walk by yourself, come, stick your head out, I'll send you out like last time." Lin Ge walked towards the door with a giant hammer.

The coconut continued to retreat, and Lin Ge chased after him with a hammer.

"Brother, brother, wait for me, wait for me!"

Even if Lin Ge left the little girl by Chen Qing's side, but without Lin Ge, Chen Qing dared to stay in the house alone, so he hurriedly chased him out.

Then she saw a scene that shattered her three views, Lin Ge held a sledgehammer and chased the spider spirit and coconut hammer all over the corridor.

"It's just a buff, I promise it doesn't hurt!" Lin Ge picked up the hammer and smashed it, he felt that this current skill was too useful, so he followed him with an arsenal of weapons.

The disadvantage is that it consumes some blue, but this is not a problem, anyway, it is not cost-effective for him to use the reincarnation point to strengthen now, and buying recovery pills is the most suitable choice.

The problem of blue consumption can be solved by a few "jelly beans", if not, then a handful of jelly beans!

Moreover, with the "True Scripture" and the "Spiritual Cultivation Method" assisting each other, Lin Ge's spiritual power is also growing faster and faster, and the problem of blue consumption can be solved sooner or later.

Chen Qing looked at Lin Ge, who was chasing the hammer of the coconut, and didn't know how to describe the mood at this time for a while.

Elder brother.

That's a coconut!

Hua Dan, the leader of "The Grudge", the deceased who died in her "curse", there are not 1,000 but 800, are you so shameless for her?

"The Grudge" doesn't want to save face?

One of the top brands in the Sakura Country has been hammered by you like this, how do you make other countries think of the supernatural circle of the Sakura Country, and will they be scary in the future?

Boom!

As the last hammer fell, Lin Ge successfully added a "headshot buff" to Ga Coconut with the double blessing of the Heavenly Master's Evil Talisman Giant Hammer and the Exorcism Seal.

After the coconut disappeared, the giant hammer in the forest singer also disappeared, and the movement of him knocking the giant hammer in the corridor attracted many onlookers.

However, they could only see Lin Ge and the giant hammer, and they couldn't see Ga Coconut, and they thought they had a nervous disorder, so they hid back in the room one after another, and some guests even called the police.

However, the efficiency of the Sakura police is understood by everyone who understands, and when Lin Ge and Chen Qing packed up their things and left the hotel, they hadn't even gone out to the police.

Lin Ge and Chen Qing came to a café with a nice environment, ate breakfast, took out the diary of Jia Coconut and began to study it.

Ga Coconut has had the habit of keeping a diary since she was very young, recording her parents' neglect of her, being excluded from school, and her lonely life.

It wasn't until Gacoko transferred from the Seikai Girls' School in Yokohama City.,Got acquainted with Kobayashi.,For Kobayashi.,Strive to be admitted to the same university as him.。

All good expectations are shown in the "diary".

However, Kobayashi never looked back at the people who had been chasing him behind him, and he didn't even know about Gaco's feelings for him, plus he met his beloved, so he paid less attention to Gaco.

Since then, the gamma coconut has become more and more pathological.

"I saw Kobayashi today, I was so nervous, my heart was beating so fast. My mind was filled with thoughts of Kobayashi, and I couldn't take my eyes off him at all. ”

"Today I saw Kobayashi, he was standing by the playground reading a book, I was curious about what he was reading, I wanted to get closer and take a look."

"I saw Kobayashi today......"

"Xiao Lin didn't come to school today, is he sick? I was so worried about him that I decided to go to his house after school. ”

"I arrived at Kobayashi's house, but I didn't dare to go in. I secretly climbed up the tree, stood among the treetops, and through the window, I saw the sick grove. ”

"I saw Kobayashi today......"

"I saw Kobayashi today......"

"I saw Kobayashi today......"

……

Not to mention the mood of Saeki Tsuyoshi when he found out about this diary, at this time, even Lin Ge and Chen Qing, who were looking through the diary, were furious by the terrifying obsession of this diary.

When I was a student in the diary, I was full of "Kobayashi", and later married Tsuyoshi Saeki and moved into the "House of Curses", Gacoko was affected by curses, and her obsession gradually turned from Kobayashi to a child.

"I wanted to have a baby, but Tsuyo was always on the road. Hurry up, you'll be back today, right? I just want a baby. Child, child, child, child......"

"Tsuyo, I want a baby."

"I want a baby."

"It's because you're not at home that I don't have children. It's all because of you, it's all because of you, it's all because of you. Kid kid kid kid. ”

“……”

Call.

Chen Qing suddenly covered her chest and nervously grabbed Lin Ge's arm: "Brother, we, let's not look at it." I felt so bad, I couldn't breathe. The warning of 'danger perception' is about to explode, and if you look at it any longer, I, I'm afraid I'm going crazy. This, the resentment of this diary is too heavy! ”

Lin Ge closed the diary and sighed: "So, a serious person who writes a diary." ”

Chen Qing looked blank: "Brother, it's not appropriate to play stalks at this time, right?" ”

"I'm serious." As he spoke, Lin Ge quickly flipped through the second half of the diary, the first half of this diary was full of the word "Xiaolin", and the middle was a child.

And the second half is a direct combination of the two. Because of the coincidence, Mr. Kobayashi is the homeroom teacher of Toshio Saeki.

Chen Qing obviously didn't grasp the focus of Lin Ge's words, but now that she thinks of the contents of this diary, her heart is furious, how terrifying it will be to turn this obsession into resentment, you can imagine how terrifying.

"Brother, what are we going to do with this diary now?" Chen Qing asked.

Lin Ge shook his head: "I don't know." According to the previous rules, after the coconut is driven away once, it will only appear tomorrow, but you can take this opportunity to find other cursed objects. ”

"Huh?" Chen Qing looked surprised.

This is a peerless killer weapon in hand, still looking for it?

Is it really too much to curse?

Lin Ge said: "Originally, I had two guesses about Jia Coconut's diary, one is that I need to go to the place where Jia Coconut once stayed, such as the school, the former address. The second is to spread as a curse, like in the movie, as long as we are targeted, the diary will be sent over. ”

"Obviously, now it's the second scenario." After a pause, Lin Ge continued: "But even so, we have to go to the Yokohama Shengqi Girls' School. ”

Chen Qing's expression was a little subtle: "Brother, you don't really plan to go to the school where the rumors of the curse tape first appeared, right?" ”

Although Chen Qing has not watched "Midnight Bell", she has heard Sadako's name countless times, and Lin Ge also mentioned the plot of this movie to her on the way to Yokohama. It's just that with the appearance of "Ga's Coconut Diary", Chen Qing always feels that Lin Ge is going farther and farther on the road of "death".

"It's all here, it's a pity not to take a look." Lin Ge replied.

Chen Qing: ...... It's all here, brother, should you be a tourist?

"However, before that, you can first make the branch line of the four-star group...... Maybe it's another horror movie we haven't seen. ”

Lin Ge obviously hadn't forgotten the "branch line" triggered by Master Kawajiri, so after coming out of the café, he took Chen Qing to the Four-Star Group.

Chen Qing originally thought that it would be as exciting as a spy war movie, but Lin Ge entered through the main entrance with a big grin, and then used a immobilization spell to freeze all the security guards blocking the road.

Then spent the cost of two bags of candy to invite the little girl to come out, and easily scared those executives to tell them the position of the chairman's cultivation.

Chen Qing checked the address, but he didn't expect the dignified chairman to "cultivate" in a wilderness, but Lin Ge said: "You don't understand this, this is an excellent location for horror films." ”

Alas.

When Chen Qing heard this, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, since we still have to go like this, we are really going farther and farther on the road of death.

However, as Chen Qing said, the place where the chairman of the four-star group cultivated was far away, out of Yokohama, into the mountains, changed trains several times, and finally got on a tourist bus.

In addition to Lin Ge and Chen Qing on this bus, there are also two tour groups of more than a dozen people, one from Europe and the other is the Celestial Empire Aunt Group.

The aunts were eating instant noodles along the way, chattering, making Lin Ge's head hurt, and just when they were thinking about whether to use a fixing spell to quiet the whole world, they arrived at the station.

Chen Qing jumped out of the car and gulped in the fresh space, as if he was starved of oxygen.

"What are you doing here?" Lin Ge asked puzzled.

Chen Qing said speechlessly: "Alas, the aunt in front of me ate instant noodles twice in three hours, and seamlessly alternated with the aunt next to me, and I was about to be smoked into instant noodles." ”

"Calm down, that may be their last meal, and you still don't allow others to eat more?" Lin Ge said indifferently.

"What? The last meal? ”

Lin Ge swept his gaze to this beautiful resort town and said: "As the cultivation place of the chairman of the four-star group, this kind of place is generally a 'private territory', do you think these tour groups can enter without the 'instruction' of the four-star group?" ”

Chen Qing swallowed her saliva, lowered her voice, and said cautiously: "So, this is what kind of foreign disappearing group?" ”

"Pretty much that." Lin Ge nodded.

Chen Qing asked, "Then what should we do?" Want to remind them? ”

"Do you find the reminder useful? If you can use all the 'reminders' in the car, you won't have a headache now, right? Lin Ge shrugged his shoulders and said.

Chen Qing rolled her eyes: "That's right." ”

"Follow them, since they are the target of the four-star group, it will save us from finding someone in the slow resort." Lin Ge said.

After speaking, Lin Ge and Chen Qing followed the two tour groups into the resort.

The resort is much larger than expected, and the buildings on both sides of the street are two-story cement houses, but they have been renovated in the style of old Japanese architecture.

It's strange how much a resort of this size has to be staffed, but only a few people can be seen on the huge streets.

Most of the stores are closed.

The aunt group complained all the way, saying that in addition to the good environment, this place is not even as good as the ancient town of the hometown, and it would not have been reported as such a cheap group if it had been known.

However, what these aunts saw was that it was sparsely populated, and what Lin Ge observed was the Japanese-style lanterns hanging outside the stores.

The cherry blossom country will also be lit up like the Great Celestial Empire during the New Year's Festival, but the difference is that the Great Celestial Empire generally uses red lanterns for celebration.

In the cherry blossom country, white lanterns are used.

An uninhabited street, flanked by ancient Japanese-style buildings, and a white paper lantern hanging from each house, always looks a little weird.

The tour groups on both sides asked questions to the tour guide while eating snacks and munching on melon seeds. Compared with the aunt group, it is much calmer, while the European group is full of disgust.

Someone asked the tour guide why the resort hung so many white lanterns.

The resort's explanation is that a "tourist festival" will be held here over two days, and tourists and residents from the surrounding area will gather here, and it will be lively.

The festivals in the cherry blossom country are generally very lively, but the people of the Great Celestial Empire generally feel that it is not very auspicious when they hear the "festival", so the words of the tour guide suddenly aroused the complaints of the aunts, and they complained that it was a very good festival, why did they take such an "unlucky" name.

All the way to the hotel in the center of the resort, the tour guide was taking the aunts in, when a curly-haired aunt suddenly had joy in her eyes and ran to the staircase with a smile.

"Tut, pick up money when you go out, you're really lucky today!" As she spoke, the aunt bent down to pick up the money, but when the tour guide next to her heard it, her face suddenly changed, and she was anxious to catch the aunt.

The aunt was pulled by the tour guide and almost fell, and suddenly scolded angrily: "What are you doing, what are you dragging, can you afford to pay for the fall?" ”

The tour guide said with a bitter face: "Sister, this is not fun to pick up." ”

The aunt scolded and straightened the hundred-yuan bill in her hand, and said with a smile: "I am not short of money, but I just want to be auspicious, and picking up money is a sign of luck." ”

"Eldest sister, take a closer look at this thing in your hand, is it money?" The tour guide is in a hurry.

Aunt took a closer look, and was surprised to find that this was a "hundred-yuan bill", not even a yen, but a red, similar to charms and paper money, but the pattern and outline on it, at a glance looked like real money.

"Bah, baba, baba, bad luck, how could someone throw this kind of thing at the door of the hotel, how do you travel, I want to complain to you!" Aunt suddenly lost her temper.

For a while, the aunt's sister group all poured up and asked the tour guide Xingshi for their guilt.

In the end, under the kind talk of the tour guide, a plate of fruit was finally presented to each room, which calmed the "anger" of many aunts.

Seeing this scene, Chen Qing asked Lin Ge in a low voice: "Brother, this place is really evil, there is paper money at the door of the hotel." ”

"In fact, there is such a saying in our Great Heavenly Empire, have you ever heard of 'Zhongyuan doesn't pick up money'? That is to say, before and after the Midyear Festival, you must not pick up the money when you see it on the side of the road, because the ghost door is wide open during the Midyear Festival, and there are many lonely souls and wild ghosts who have no relatives and no reason to wander, so they will specially scatter some paper money on the road to these lonely souls and wild ghosts. ”

"Robbing money with lonely souls and wild ghosts, you can imagine what the end will be. Later, this 'custom' gradually evolved into worshipping the people who died in vain, so you can see that in many movies, there are acts of throwing paper money at the place where the person died in vain. Lin Ge said to Chen Qing.

Chen Qing was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Brother, do you know who you reminded me of at that moment just now?" ”

"Who?"

"My mom."

Lin Ge: ......

Chen Qing said with a smile: "My mother often told me about these 'folk customs' when I was a child, but when I was a child, I listened to ghost stories with relish, and when I was older, I was not interested in listening to them a lot. Alas, I regret it now, if I had learned more from my mother, I wouldn't have to hide behind you now. ”

"But, brother, I don't really understand, what you're talking about is the customs of our Great Celestial Empire, what does that have to do with the paper money here?" Chen Qing asked.

Lin Ge explained: "Aren't there white lanterns hanging outside those stores on the way here? At first glance, it does look like a festival lantern in the country of cherry blossoms, but if you look closely, you will find that the stacking of lanterns is actually our Chinese funeral lantern stacking method. Thinking of what the little warlock said last night, I speculate that the chairman of the four-star group not only invited their onmyoji, but maybe also invited the warlock from the East. ”

"Tsk, maybe, this is a civil war." Lin Ge teased with a smile.

Lin Ge said, walked into the hotel with Chen Qing and booked a room, rested for half an hour, and when it was time for dinner, they went to the hotel's restaurant.

The people of the two tour groups were already sitting in the restaurant, and Lin Ge glanced at the dishes on the two tables when he passed by, exactly the same Japanese food.

However, he smelled a strange smell.

After finding a place to sit down with Chen Qing, while Chen Qing was ordering, Lin Ge opened his eyes and looked at the two tables.

However, seeing the "true body" of the things that the two tour groups were eating with relish, Rao is Lin Ge's will, and his stomach was churning at this time.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Chen Qing saw that Lin Ge's face was a little ugly, and put down the menu and asked.

Lin Ge replied, "You won't be interested in the things here. ”

"Why? I used to eat Japanese food a lot, and the sushi rice balls were okay, so I ordered two servings and some snacks. ”

Lin Ge hooked his finger at Chen Qing, took out a spray, and said, "Stick your head out." ”

"Huh?" Although Chen Qing didn't understand what Lin Ge wanted to do, she still obediently stretched her head over.

"This is a special potion, spraying it on the eyes can have an effect similar to the eye of the sky, although the effect is much worse, but it is enough to observe the situation in front of you." Lin Ge explained as he sprayed into Chen Qing's eyes.

This is a spray that can make ordinary people haunt the last few days of "2002", combined with Chen Zha Paper's manifest water formula.

Although it was useless to Lin Ge, he also asked for a recipe by the way.

Chen Qing felt the cold feeling of the spray, and felt a little comfortable, and after spraying, she asked curiously, "Then what?" ”

"Cover your mouth and see what they're eating." Lin Ge said expressionlessly.

When Chen Qing heard this, she turned her head curiously to look at the table of the two tour groups, and suddenly found that it was not difficult to make the "hiccup" sound of the coconut, and she only needed a tumbling sensation in her stomach.

"Gross-"

Chen Qing is now very grateful to the instant noodle aunts in the car, if it weren't for their actions that made them have no appetite at all and didn't eat anything in the car, they would definitely vomit happily at this time.

I saw the "delicacies" on the two tables, sushi rice balls, the rice grains were white worms, and the meat strips and fish on them were wriggling like leeches.

The most terrifying thing was the snacks, indescribable black bugs, caught in chopsticks, wriggling and swallowed into the mouths of the members of the tour group.

The impact was so strong that Chen Qing finally couldn't help it, and threw herself on the trash can, almost vomiting out bile.

At this time, the aunts not far away saw it and immediately accused, saying that Chen Qing was ignorant and made such an indecent move in this dining place.

Some people also complain that the current young people's physique is really not good, and they get motion sickness after taking a long-distance bus.

Lin Ge didn't reply, silently watching them eat all kinds of "delicacies from the mountains and seas".

Chen Qing vomited weakly, lying on the table, as if she was about to hang up, and couldn't help but complain: "Brother, next time you can say anything in this situation, you really don't need me to see it." ”

"What if you're curious?" Lin Ge said with a smile: "And this kind of 'feast', if you don't look at it, how can you think that the words they scolded just now can be forgiven." ”

Chen Qing: ......

Reasonable.

"Brother, what the hell are those? Why do you need to look at ghosts to see? Chen Qing couldn't help but glance at it again, and suddenly her stomach swelled again, and she quickly withdrew her gaze.

Lin Ge said, "Have you ever heard of the hemorrhoid technique? ”

(End of chapter)