Chapter 190: Horse Noodles
"Brother Hu?" Lin Ge called tentatively.
The strong man with eight-pack abs in the horse's head looked back at Lin Ge, and his voice was slightly puzzled: "Who are you?" It just so happened that you saw who was burning half of the money there just now? Grandma's, it's really unlucky, what a good day for the Midyear Festival, and only half of the money is burned, isn't this teasing us brothers? Thanks to the news that our brothers got the news that someone had sent money, they also deliberately asked our friends who were on a business trip here to make it convenient......"
Lin Ge saw that the horse's head had a tendency to complain endlessly, and hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Big brother is a monk of Beimao Qinglian, Hu Bufan and Big Brother Hu?" ”
"You know me?" The horse's head was surprised, and it seemed that he didn't remember who Lin Ge was after going through it in his mind: "But who are you?" I don't seem to know you. ”
At this moment, the huge fist of the wine swallowing boy had already blasted down, and I saw that the horse's head reacted very quickly, and formed a Dao seal with several yin chas, and at the same time cast a spell towards the wine swallowing boy.
Bang!
The giant fist of the Wine Swallowing Boy and the spells of several Yin Poor collided together, and a fierce air flow suddenly erupted, lifting the two onmyoji under the Wine Swallowing Boy out, and forcing Lin Ge and the others to take a few steps back.
"Grandma, don't you see me talking, uncle? You demons and monsters in other domains don't understand politeness at all, just look like this, and you don't know how to be polite, how can you mix when you go out? ”
Lin Ge: ...... It seems that Hu Bufan in this world is still a chatterbox!
The horse turned his head to his companion and a few ghosts on the side, and said, "This man seems to know us, a few ghost brothers, please stop that ugly monster with my brother, I will talk to this person." ”
As soon as these words came out, it was undoubtedly directly full of hatred from the drunken boy, roaring with huge feet, stepping towards several people.
However, the horse's head is still very good in his own brothers and ghosts, and as soon as he said this, the ghosts were very face-saving with fire sticks and soul cuffs, and joined forces with Yin to deal with the wine-swallowing boy.
The horse's head retracted his gaze, looked back at Lin Ge and asked, "Say, what's going on?" ”
Lin Ge explained: "In Xiamao Mountain, the four-eyed Dao is long, and he is named a feather guest, and he has always liked to wander around and subdue demons and eliminate demons. ”
"Today, I traveled here with the little junior sister of the Lushan faction, and it turned out that there were people here who did not hesitate to sacrifice the villagers of the entire village in order to steal Yangshou. My sect has always been 'good and evil, fight for life', how can I allow this crooked way to harm the people, and I want to deal with this demon. ”
"Before our Maoshan faction does big things, it is customary to ask for peace from Master Zu and all the senior brothers, you know this Brother Hu."
"Who knew that I had just raised the altar and made offerings to the ancestor and the senior brothers, who knew that as soon as this bastard came out, he kicked the altar, saying that he can only worship him here, he is the god here, and other cats and dogs are not allowed to worship!"
"I was angry at the time, I rolled up my sleeves and was ready to have a big fight with this product, but I didn't expect you senior brothers to come in person!"
Lin Ge told the story of the incident in a serious manner, and when Hu Bufan heard it, he was angry, his hand flipped, and a spear appeared out of thin air, shouting: "Where did the wild god come from, he dared to speak wildly." Brothers, catch this guy back today and throw it into the beast road, and let it taste our awesomeness! ”
Lin Ge deliberately increased the volume of his speech, and he heard a lot of Yin and Ghost Difference who were fighting in the battle of his words, and suddenly attacked more violently.
Although the drunken boy has the strength of the ghost king, the three yin chases and seven ghost chasers opposite him, whether it is magic weapons or spells, are all restrained from him, and he was beaten powerless for a while.
Seeing that his brother had the advantage, Hu Bufan had no intention of helping, looked at Lin Ge and continued to ask: "Regardless of whether what you said is true or not, I do have the habit of worshipping the ancestor before sending out a big thing, but there is no saying that even the senior brother will confess together, don't think that one or two sentences can easily arch the fire." We are willing to help you, for the sake of 'good and evil, fight for life', there are demons and monsters who will naturally want to take action, not your face. ”
Lin Ge was not surprised by Hu Bufan's "suspicions", after all, this is another world, if it was so easy to flicker over, then these "senior brothers" would not have the achievements they have today.
Lin Ge took out the tablets and name tags of Hu Bufan, Luo Tian and others and said: "When I traveled in the Three Thousand Small World, I had the honor to drink and talk with Brother Hu and your clone in that world, and worked together to eliminate a group of demons and monsters lurking in my domain. When leaving, Brother Hu, you handed me the name brand, so that I could ask you for help if I was in trouble in other worlds. ”
"I didn't explain anything else?" Hu Bufan asked.
Lin Ge said calmly: "Oh, you asked me to burn more paper money, and emphasized that I want paper money, not dark currency, saying that it is inflation below and the depreciation of the dark currency." ”
Hu Bufan nodded seriously: "That's right, it's me." ”
Lin Ge added: "But...... Brother Hu in the other world, there is no such ...... as you Uh, mighty. Moreover, this horse's head is ......"
Hu Bufan raised his hand to support his neck and pulled up a piece of skin, Lin Ge was surprised to find that the "horse head" was just a hood.
Hu Bufan explained: "Some time ago, the 'horse noodles' promotion assessment, thanks to the care of the senior brothers, was successfully promoted to horse noodles. Don't look at this hood, it's actually a defensive magic weapon, and it has a certain deterrent effect on ghosts, and even powerful ghosts can't get close. ”
"So powerful?" Lin Ge said in surprise.
Of course, what actually surprised him even more was that Hu Bufan in this world turned out to be a "horse face" one level higher than Yin, the point is, he is still a horse face wearing a hood!
In fact, Hu Bufan had already confirmed the authenticity of Lin Ge when he saw the famous brand, because in another world, he seemed to have deliberately left a trace of soul in the famous brand in order to allow Lin Ge to accurately locate and burn money, so that no matter where Lin Ge burned the money paper, he could receive it as soon as possible.
Hu Bufan immediately turned around and shouted at the Yin Ghost who was fighting over there: "Brothers, this is my own junior brother, and next to me is the little junior sister of the Lushan faction. This short-eyed bastard dares to bully our junior brothers and sisters, and we beat it so much that he doesn't even know his mother! ”
Saying that, Hu Bufan turned back to Lin Ge and said, "Senior brother, you wait, leave it to us here, and even the ghost king dares to shout in front of my Maoshan disciples!" ”
"Bang!"
"Your Uncle Hu is here!"
Hu Bufan danced with a spear in his hand, jumped up, and turned into an afterimage and flew towards the wine-swallowing boy.
The appearance of yin and ghost difference suppressed most of the coercion of the drunken boy, making Chen Qing's situation at this time much better.
She saw Hu Bufan, who flew towards the wine-swallowing boy, and said in surprise: "Brother, these are your senior brothers?" ”
"It's not the same master though...... Not even the same world, but indeed the same door. You remember, our Three Mountains Alliance, as long as the other party is not a villain, if you can help, you will help. Lin Ge said.
Chen Qing looked regretful: "Alas. Alas. Alas. I knew that the name of our Lushan faction was so effective, and when my mother pulled me into the faction, I believed in fart science! ”
Lin Ge rewarded Chen Qing with a violent shudder, and said angrily: "What are you talking about." ”
Chen Qing stuck out her tongue and said embarrassedly: "I just sighed, if I also joined the Lushan faction, wouldn't I be able to burn a handful of paper money and invite a lot of senior brothers to support the field?" ”
"It's possible." Lin Ge said.
Chen Qing sighed: "Alas, I miss my mother." ”
Lin Ge: ......
No, you just want someone to "cover", right?
Counting Hu Bufan, there are a total of four Yin cha and seven ghost chasers, if they are divided according to strength, except for Hu Bufan, the rest of the people are weaker than the ghost king.
However, these are all Maoshan disciples, and they have cultivated all the spells to restrain ghosts and gods, and they are more advantageous in fighting.
The wine-swallowing boy was completely unilaterally beaten at this time, Lin Ge had no chance to make a move, and in less than half a pillar of incense, the wine-swallowing boy couldn't hold on.
The worst thing is that the two onmyoji who "invited him out" were affected by the battle, one was pierced and hung up by Hu Bufan with a shot, and the other was "mistakenly injured" by the drunken boy and stepped on a small cake.
The drunken swallowing boy was pressed and beaten by Hu Bufan and several ghosts throughout the whole process, and he held his breath in his heart, since he became a ghost and god for thousands of years, how could he have suffered this kind of anger.
But when you are angry, you can only hold it.
The wine-swallowing boy howled angrily, and after sweeping away the crowd, he saw his huge body turn into a ball of black eyes and fly into the air, and Hu Bufan and the others would not let him go easily, and they all turned into streamers and chased into the air.
Suddenly, the Tianshan Mountains thundered in the sky, and as lightning appeared to illuminate the sky, Lin Ge saw that there seemed to be a huge black shadow in the sky, connected to the sky.
The black shadow looked like a tentacle, but if you look closely, each thick tentacle black shadow seems to be a "giant python"!
I saw one of the black shadows of the "giant python", suddenly opened its mouth, and in an instant, a strong wind blew in the sky, and it rained heavily, and the rain was like a torrent, instantly forcing Hu Bufan and others who flew to the sky to retreat. Then, the black shadow rolled up the wine-swallowing boy that flew into the sky and dragged him into the clouds.
By the time Hu Bufan and the others broke away from the rainstorm and caught up, they had completely lost the trace of the drunken boy.
When the dark shadow that spread across the sky disappeared, the sky was calm again.
Hu Bufan and the others returned to the ground, came to Lin Ge, and sighed: "Alas, I didn't expect to be run away by that little mess, which made you laugh." ”
"Where, the senior brothers are willing to help, and I am already grateful. If it weren't for your action today, I would have faced a fierce battle, and it is unknown whether I will return alive. After today, when you return to a safe place, you will definitely make up the tribute to your senior brothers. Lin Ge said.
"Haha, that's all there is to see. However, if you can, you should go back to my domain and burn money again, if it weren't for the two brothers who are 'on a business trip' here, it won't be so convenient for us to come over." ”
Hu Bufan roughly explained their situation, it turned out that their "crossing the line" was not without restrictions, but among the yin and ghost differences, one person from each happened to be here to cooperate with the ghost generals under the throne of the Jizo Bodhisattva, so as soon as Lin Ge burned money, they received the news and "transmitted" it directly through the secret art of the underworld.
The ghost general under the throne of Jizo Bodhisattva? Lin Ge was overjoyed when he heard this, doesn't this mean that the ghost general invitation rune in his pocket can also come in handy?
"It's the junior brother who has caused trouble to the senior brothers." Lin Ge thanked him again.
Hu Bufan said again: "However, junior brother, if you still want to stay here, remember to pay attention to the black shadow that rescued the ghost king just now." If I'm not mistaken, it should be the ancient fierce god 'Xiangyi', according to legend, the snake body is nine-headed, cannibalism is innumerable, and everywhere it goes, it becomes a Ze country. Emperor Yu saw that Xiangqian was so rampant, it was not easy to control the water, and Xiangxiang also caused floods everywhere, so he used his divine power to kill him. ”
"Everyone in the world thought that Emperor Yu killed Xiang Xuan, but in fact, he only cut off one of its heads, and Xiang Xiang fled overseas with the remaining eight heads, and he didn't dare to step into my domain half a step again. But I didn't want to, so I fled to this land of projectiles and became a wild god. However, even if Xiang Xiang is beheaded, it is still an ancient fierce god, not something you and I can deal with. ”
Lin Ge thanked him: "Thank you, senior brother, for reminding me." ”
Hu Bufan and Yin Ghost chatted with Lin Ge for a few more words, and then returned to the crack, and when they left, they tactfully reminded Lin Ge to burn more paper money, they have been a little tight recently.
Lin Ge suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, and the situation of Hu Bufan and others once again verified the authenticity of the saying "money can make ghosts grind".
After Hu Bufan and the others jumped into the crack in the ground, the green light in the crack disappeared, and Lin Ge walked over to take a look, it was just an ordinary crack in the ground, bottomless.
"Tsk, the underworld technology is convenient, open a portal, and you will go from the Great Celestial Empire to the Cherry Blossom Country." Lin Ge couldn't help but sigh.
The corners of Chen Qing's eyes trembled, and she didn't know how to answer for a while.
…… Difu, still technology?
My brother really has something wrong with his brain.
Lin Ge took the travel bag from Chen Qing's hand and put it on his back, solved the Onmyoji, and the rest were the other "masters" in this manor, especially the purple-robed Taoist who ran away.
The two returned to the main entrance, through the thick black fog, although they couldn't see the situation in the black fog around them at all, but they heard the sound of the "crunching" old facilities of the amusement park, and the wailing of the security personnel, it was enough to see that the little girl was having a good time inside.
After entering the manor from the main gate, Lin Gegu showed a giant hammer and directly smashed open the closed door.
In the hall, more than a dozen black-clothed security personnel were waiting, and as soon as Lin Ge broke down the door, smoke and dust were everywhere, and they didn't even see who was outside, so they raised their weapons and shot at the door.
The smoke and dust cleared, but there was a thick iron plate at the door, and before these security personnel could react, they saw more than a dozen golden flashes of light.
Swish!
Swish!
Swish!
The security personnel present each received a "talisman".
Lin Ge walked out from behind the iron plate and couldn't help but smile: "If you have the opportunity to go back to "2002", you must invite Li Ang to have a full meal, and there are enough ingots and candles." ”
This "spiritual power manifestation", the more he uses it, the more comfortable it becomes.
After solving the security personnel in the villa all the way, Lin Ge and Chen Qing came to the master bedroom on the third floor, and after putting down the last few professional bodyguards, Lin Ge pushed the door in.
In the center of the bedroom lay a terminally ill white-haired old man on the luxurious bed, next to the bed were several instruments, and the old man was full of various tubes.
"In the end, you still have to rely on medicine to hang your life, so your 'evil law' is lonely in the end, right?" Lin Ge walked into the house and couldn't help but complain.
In front of the bedroom window, a beautiful female onmyoji sat on a chair with her eyes closed, and waited until Lin Ge came in and heard his complaints, then slowly opened her eyes, and said at the same time: "You can get here, you really have a little ......."
Bang!
Before the female onmyoji could finish speaking, a giant hammer smashed into her chest, directly smashing her out, breaking through the window, and falling into the courtyard.
Lin Ge stood in front of the window and looked down: "It's more suitable to play in uniform like this, pretending to be a master, neurotic." ”
(End of chapter)