Chapter 571: Boiling water, see all kinds of things inside the door

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On the spacious square in front of the palace on Qianyuan Island, the door master Bai Chaotian sat on the throne, his demeanor was graceful and majestic, and his handsome face was shining.

The face of this old white snake is indeed very good, don't you see the eyes of the female disciples around him, spinach flying?

It's a pity that the door owner is guarded against high ground, and the rotten spinach can't be skimmed in, and the little girls can only look at the sky and sigh, don't they just want to climb a high branch and fly on the branch to become a phoenix, why is it so difficult?

If so, the eyes of tens of thousands of sisters pierced the empty .......

Xiao Cheng sat in the seat of the elder of Keqing, busy and happy, looking at the demon girls, raising eyebrows with the witches, and discharging with the human beauties, which caused the little girls of the three clans to turn red collectively, Xiao Cheng felt that he was really a saint, and he could conquer a plane with just his eyes...... Pink, an absolute saint.

"Oh, if you build a small bridge here, build a tall building again, and let the female disciples of the three clans change into red shirts, I ride a sword five (white horse), leaning on the railing of the bridge and looking up at the tall buildings, wouldn't it be a realistic photo board of 'riding a horse leaning on the bridge, full of red sleeves'?

Wow ha, it's wonderful, it's so enjoyable......".

Xiao Cheng's snake spirit disease mode was turned on, and he was in a state of brain-opening thoughts, with suspicious saliva dripping from the corners of his mouth, and he didn't know what good things he had thought of?

Pretending to be a lady standing beside her father and pouring tea and water, Bai Xiaoman, who cooperated with Qinglian to serve the door master, turned her head and saw Xiao Cheng drooling, and a group of outstanding female disciples flew into the eyes, flying I don't know where they were, their faces were all smiling, and they were blocked in a breath in an instant, and the hand serving the tea shook, and a large piece of tea soaked the clothes of the door master.

It's good to die and get wet from the waist down, and the master of the door is being served by his daughter, and his own daughter is naturally extremely relieved, so there is no prevention, and there is no way to dodge.

'Oops' throat, the hot tea was hot, and the scalding flew up hundreds of feet high, dripping and turning thousands of somersaults in mid-air, secretly evaporating the water vapor, and using divine power to iron out the folds of the clothes, and then pretending to be relaxed and falling on the throne inlaid with gold and jade.

Xiao Cheng, who was flying with the female disciples, turned his head and saw this scene, this is a good time to pat the horse, without waiting for the stunned people to react, Xiao Cheng stood up first and shouted loudly: "The master of the door has great magic to cover the world, and he will dominate the rivers and lakes for thousands of years." ”

It's broken, and it's been topped by a newcomer!

The elders and disciples who were lagging behind chuckled in their hearts, knowing that they were lagging behind, they quickly made up for it, stood up together, bowed down and shouted: "The master of the sect has great achievements in the world, and he has dominated the rivers and lakes for thousands of years." ”

Tens of thousands of masters are full of spirit, and these words have spread far and wide.

Bai Zhutian turned his head and glared at his daughter, whose face turned pale after the accident, listened to the indiscriminate words in his ears, and his eyes fell on Xiao Cheng, who had a calm face but was the first to shout this, and swept his eyes playfully, a trace of a smile appeared in his eyes, his face was flat, and he waved his hand impatiently, signaling everyone to shut up.

Seeing that the face of the door master was not very good, the disciples who were worried that the horse's fart would slap the horse's leg closed their mouths tightly, and their upper and lower lips were pursed into a line, like a river mussel shell that would not open after being closed.

"Xiaoman, it's okay to have Qinglian, you sit down."

The master of the door can't be angry with Xiaoman in front of everyone, right? suppressed his anger and motioned for his daughter to sit down.

Clumsy, can't even pour tea, don't sit down and dry your hair? The next moment, you won't pour a pot of boiling water, right?

When the master of the door thought that the thief was difficult to prevent, and when his daughter failed to protect himself, how miserable he would be, he couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum.

Qinglian couldn't help but laugh, and hurriedly poured a cup of tea for the door owner, the technique was old-fashioned, and the movements were smooth and pleasing to the eye. The demonstrator winked at Bai Xiaoman, who had robbed her of her job earlier, and Bai Xiaoman, who was angry, turned blue.

She looked at her father with shame, turned her head, and glared at Xiao Cheng with an inexplicable face, if she hadn't been distracted by this person in the first place, how could there be such an oolong incident?

Xiao Cheng came into contact with the eldest lady's resentful eyes, and suddenly felt that it was snowing in June, and Dou E was not wronged.

The big guy can see clearly, isn't it the eldest lady that you spilled the hot tea into your father's lower body vegetable garden? It is estimated that the old cucumber and the two eggplants of the old white snake are scalded enough, otherwise, they would not be so out of shape.

He reacted quickly, confused the public in an instant, turned it into a 'magic performance of the door master', and shouted a compliment, all in order to relieve the careless eldest lady, why, in exchange for the complaining eyes of the eldest lady? Damn white snake, are you still unreasonable? You ruined the holy and compassionate image of the goddess Bai Suzhen in my mind.......

Xiao Cheng complained about Bai Xiaoman outside the Nine Heavens in his heart, and his eyes were resentful.

When Bai Xiaoman came into contact with such a strange look, he couldn't help but tremble three times, and hurriedly withdrew his gaze, not looking at the stinky man. "It's terrifying, what kind of eyes are that, as if complaining that I put on my pants afterwards and didn't recognize people?...... Ahh I was disgusted by my own strange thoughts, and I retched vigorously.

"Xiaoman, are you uncomfortable?" Although Bai Chaotian was angry with his daughter, this was his own daughter, and when he saw Bai Xiaoman's uncomfortable appearance, his fatherly mentality prevailed, and he hurriedly asked.

Bai Xiaoman's face turned even redder, if there was a hole here, she would definitely get in and not get out, it was too embarrassing.

"Ahem, it's okay, father, I'm just not breathing, you can get down to business." Bai Xiaoman said this with his breath in his breath, and stopped squeaking.

"Oh, it's okay". Bai Tongtian sensed that there was no big problem with his daughter, and it was not a big deal like a mistake in luck, so he put his mind at ease, turned his head to look at the elders of the outer gate who had just sat down, and said gently: "The weather is very good today, the wind is beautiful, it is really a good day......."

Xiao Cheng pouted, thinking to himself, do you want this seat to sing a good song for you?

As soon as he thought of this, he couldn't hold back and wanted to laugh again, but he knew that he couldn't laugh, otherwise, it would make the door master in the speech worry about it, although the old white snake was only the master of a small sect, but he was also a master of the Ten Thousand Phases Realm, so don't provoke it.

Xiao Cheng thought about this, and held back his laughter, the expression on his face was extremely weird, it was difficult to describe what kind of honor this was.

The master of the door happened to sweep his eyes, and when he saw Xiao Cheng's strange and distorted face, he almost didn't come up in one breath, and hurriedly paused, pretending to look away as if nothing happened, and continued: "Since it's a good day, then, you have to do something interesting."

For example, meeting friends with martial arts to enhance cultivation and knowledge can also boost morale. Therefore, the main sect mentions, and the elders of the outer sect all compare in pairs, so that the disciples can open their eyes.

By the way, when the elders of the guest qing fight, they must fight empty-handed, and they can use supernatural powers, but they are not allowed to use weapons, especially they are not allowed to wear boot-type magic weapons, they can only wear flat shoes, and the point is to stop. Everyone should cherish this good opportunity to fight, everyone, what do you think?"

"The master of the door is high, I am excited, I can learn from all of you, and I am fortunate to have three lives. ”

"That is, this is all thanks to the master of the door, Hongfu, and we are honored. ”

"What, the door master is mighty. ”......

Shameless sycophants are everywhere, and there are especially many in the Qianyuan Gate.

Why doesn't the owner of the door let him wear boots or other magic weapons? This is an allusion.

Everyone in Qianyuanmen knows that the master of the small sect 'Divine Flame Gate', which is the most difficult to deal with with Qianyuanmen, is wearing a pair of foreign animal skin boots, which is a low-grade Taoist.

The owner has been kicked by boots a lot, so he has a phobia of boots. All disciples in the door must wear flat cloth shoes and are not allowed to wear long boots. Of course, he wouldn't admit that he issued this order because of his psychological shadows.

When Xiao Cheng heard the 'flat shoes', he suddenly remembered a song, that song was written about the good mood of the shoes, he suddenly wanted to sing it, and the owner of the door would appreciate it.

He looked at everyone, and understood in his heart why Qianyuanmen was always at the bottom, and the door was full of goods who liked to shoot horses, and it would not work if they were not at the bottom. He forgot that he was also a member of the Horse Beaters.

"Alright, alright, the competition begins, so who...... , Ah, Xiao Cheng, you come first, pick an opponent at random. This is a knockout format, and those who lose cannot advance to the next round. The door master pointed at random, and pointed to Xiao Cheng.

Xiao Cheng's face was full of incredulity, and he pointed to his face, which means: Lord Gate, are you really sure that you will let me play in the first round?

"What are you talking about, Elder Xiaocheng Keqing, please." The master waved his hand, and the savage decision came down.

"Door master, if not, sing you a song I compiled on the spot, let me rest for a while, and then play the finale at the end." Xiao Cheng was quite reluctant to come out first. In other words, don't all the big names appear last?

"You can make songs?" the doorman was shocked.

"That is". Xiao Cheng stood up triumphantly with everyone's envious eyes, bowed to the door master and said: "When I heard the door master say the flat shoes, I had a feeling and had a song, parentheses, the Northeast dialect version, please appreciate it." ”

Xiao Cheng's affirmative response impressed everyone.

"Miss, hey, Miss, do you hear me? Xiao Cheng can make songs. You say, what does the Northeast dialect version mean by him, is it a technical term? I don't know enough to understand. ”

After the Qinglian Little Snake Demon transmitted the message to Bai Xiaoman, he held his heart in both hands, and looked at Xiao Cheng with snake light, as if he had seen a romantic bard.

Bai Xiaoman bit his lip and responded in a pretending to be knowledgeable: "Is this Northeast dialect version, it is estimated that it is the language in the northeast of the Eight Phases Domain, Xiao Cheng even knows the language there, it's incredible."

Bai Xiaoman looked at Xiao Cheng who was about to open his golden voice with anticipation.