Chapter 218: "Sing, Dance, Rap" (Maoshan Version)
"Quick?" Lin Ge raised his eyebrows: "I'm afraid that if you slow down, you will be completely eroded by that evil thing, and then you will become no human, no ghost." ”
Seeing Ren Tingting's reaction, Lin Ge also knew that this girl wanted to be crooked. For a while, I missed a girl who was full of complaints, and at this time, she would definitely come to meet the occasion.
Although Ren Tingting was full of face-looking attributes, she was not a stupid person, and when she heard Lin Ge's words, she suddenly realized that what Lin Ge wanted to express was that she was still entangled by that evil thing, not anything else.
"Lin, Uncle Lin, is what you said true?" Ren Tingting asked nervously.
Lin Ge said with a serious face and a righteous face: "How can a cultivator of my generation make a joke about this kind of thing. Besides, I never do such dirty things as cheating on little girls. ”
"Oh......" Ren Tingting was instantly conquered by Lin Ge's righteousness, and slowly unbuttoned the little dress.
The little dress had just retreated to her shoulders, revealing her white fragrant shoulders.
Suddenly, only to hear a loud "bang", Ah Wei was naked, with a shirt sleeve on his left glove, and the rest was all dragged on the ground, his lower pants were half retreated, and he slammed into the door in disheveled clothes, and threw himself on the ground, raising his head pitifully, but when he saw the situation in the house, he was suddenly stunned.
"Hahaha! Uncle Shi, this guy ......."
"Uncle, we ......"
Qiusheng and Wencai's ridiculous voices came from outside the door, but when the two of them saw the situation in the room clearly, they were also surprised in an instant.
"Ah!!h
Ren Tingting screamed and held down her clothes, hugged her shoulders, and hid behind the bed and squatted.
Qiusheng looked at Lin Ge in disbelief, his eyes seemed to say, "Uncle Shi didn't expect you to be this kind of person", while Wen Cai was completely gray, feeling that his world had collapsed.
After Qiusheng and Wencai plucked Ah Wei's hair, they wrapped it in a yellow talisman, and then let Wen Cai eat it.
Qiusheng asked Wen Cai to undress outside the house, and Ah Wei in the house followed suit, and then was controlled by Wen Cai to run to tease the maid.
Ah Wei realized that he was "evil", so he thought that there were two "Taoist priests" upstairs, and took advantage of Qiusheng and Wencai's stunned kung fu to rush upstairs in one breath.
Qiusheng and Wencai hurriedly caught up upstairs, and as soon as they entered the "connection" range, Ah Wei was once again controlled by the power of the rune paper, turned around and pounced, and crashed into Ren Tingting's study.
Originally, Master Ren prepared a comfortable large soft bed in the study so that Ren Tingting was tired of reading, so he would lie down and rest by the way.
Ren Tingting really wants to read a book in the study and sleep without any problem, even if she takes off her clothes, it is normal. But...... In addition to Ren Tingting, there is also a big living person in this house, and it is also a man!
For a while, shock, heartbreak, and the collapse of the worldview impacted Ah Wei and Wencai, and among the three, only Qiusheng, who had exercised with the female ghost last night, immediately accepted it.
There is no shame in losing to Uncle Shi.
"What's wrong?" At this time, Uncle Nine and Master Ren, who heard Ren Tingting's "scream", hurriedly ran out of the study to check the situation, and came to the door.
Seeing Ah Wei lying on the ground, Uncle Nine and Master Ren thought that Qiu Shengwen was bullying Ah Wei, but when they saw Ren Tingting squatting by the bed with clothes on the other side of the window, they suddenly realized the seriousness of the situation.
"Ah Wei, what kind of system are you!" Master Ren obviously thought crookedly, thinking that Ah Wei wanted to use force on his good daughter, so he immediately prepared to call someone to drive Ah Wei out.
Ah Wei lay on the ground and suddenly shouted that he was wronged, and Wen Cai's listless behavior on the side also aroused the suspicion of Uncle Jiu, who looked at Ah Wei again and immediately realized that his two unconscious apprentices were tricking Ah Wei.
"Bastard, trick or treat here!" Uncle Nine grabbed Wen Cai, who had taken off his coat and held it in his hand, and punched him twice in the stomach.
Wen Cai retched for a while, and spit out the yellow fu that he had swallowed.
After Ah Wei found that he was able to control his body, he immediately got up and complained to Master Ren: "Cousin-in-law, it's not what you think. I was evil, and my body was out of control. And, moreover, before I came in, they were...... It's him, it's this guy, it's him who wants to offend his cousin! ”
Uncle Nine looked at Lin Ge with a strange expression, and Master Ren's expression changed from stunned at the beginning to intriguing.
I saw Master Ren walk up to Lin Ge, pat him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Xiao Lin, in this case, don't blame me for saying two words to you as an 'elder'. Even if you and my daughter are willing, this kind of thing can't be rushed. It just so happens that Uncle Nine is here today, so it's better to let him choose a good day and do the happy event! ”
Lin Ge: ???
Lin Ge was about to explain, but Master Ren said with a serious face: "However, if Xiaolin can consider joining our Ren family, then I will assure you in front of Uncle Jiu today that as long as you treat my daughter sincerely, then the Ren family's property will be inherited by you in the future." I believe that Uncle Nine's junior brother, this character is absolutely fine! ”
Good guy, this master's brain replenishment ability is too strong, right? What's going on with this, it's just a cross-server chat, and he can even get to the "money"?
For a while, Lin Ge didn't know if he didn't explain anymore, and Ming'er came up with a book of "Sweeping Reincarnation from the Beginning of the Ren Family".
"Master Ren, it's really ......" Lin Ge's voice did not fall, and he suddenly found that the evil aura that had existed before became obvious, and he frowned slightly, feeling a little bad in his heart.
Suddenly, with a soft sound of "bang", Ren Tingting fell directly to the ground.
"Tingting!" Master Ren hurriedly stepped forward, Ah Wei and Wencai were also very worried about Ren Tingting's situation, and wanted to step forward, but when Master Ren went, they could only stand in place obediently.
As soon as Master Ren picked up Ren Tingting, he found that something was wrong, Ren Tingting was cold, like a dead person, and she didn't even have any breath.
"Uncle Nine! Uncle Nine! Come and see Tingting! Master Ren said urgently.
Lin Ge immediately said: "Qiusheng, Wencai, take Ah Wei out." Senior brother, I found that Miss Ren still had the aura of a fog ghost on her body, so she asked her to take me to the room, I wanted to check it for her, but I didn't want to be disturbed by Ah Wei and the others. You can see for her if she is contaminated with evil spirits! ”
When Uncle Nine heard this, his expression suddenly became solemn, and he walked quickly to Master Ren, pinched the trick towards Ren Tingting's eyebrows, and his face suddenly changed greatly!
Master Ren asked anxiously, "Uncle Jiu, what's wrong with Tingting?" ”
Uncle Nine said in a deep voice: "Strange, Miss Ren, this is a symptom of the soul leaving the body, but when I was expelling the mist ghost evil qi for her before, I did a check for her, and there is no problem." ”
"What then?" Master Ren suddenly panicked.
Uncle Nine immediately got up and shouted at Qiu Shengwencai: "You two immediately go and prepare the things for the altar opening method, Master Ren, please let the housekeeper cooperate with them to prepare things, we need to raise the altar as soon as possible to summon spirits." I don't know exactly when Miss Ren's soul left her body, but the longer her soul was out of her body, the more damage it caused to her body. If it is light, it will become stupid, and if it is heavy, the soul will not return to the body, and the gods will not be able to save it! ”
When Master Ren heard this, he hurriedly instructed the housekeeper to cooperate with Qiu Shengwen to prepare things, and then, together with Lin Ge, helped Ren Tingting to the bed.
Uncle Nine looked at Lin Ge and asked, "Senior brother, when did you find out that there was still evil qi in Miss Ren's body?" You only found the evil spirit, did you find that Miss Ren's soul was wrong? ”
Lin Ge shook his head: "Judging from my communication with Miss Ren, I didn't find any problems with her soul. And just before Ah Wei broke in, by the time you came, there was nothing out of the ordinary. It wasn't until I noticed that the smell of evil suddenly became heavier, and Miss Ren fainted. ”
Uncle Nine groaned, "That's strange. A person's soul cannot disappear suddenly, unless it is snatched away by a ghost. But...... There was no ghost in the house just now. ”
Lin Ge pondered for a while, and from Gigi Ou's situation, he thought of a possibility: "Senior brother, if a person is possessed by a ghost, then there are two souls in one body at the same time, right?" ”
Although Uncle Nine didn't understand why Lin Ge asked this, he still replied seriously: "That's right, the soul of ordinary resentful souls and evil ghosts is stronger than ordinary people, and the less yang energy there is, the less determined the willpower of people, the easier it is to be controlled by ghosts." ”
"Is that a possibility...... These fog ghosts are all 'remnant souls', and their souls are not complete, so when they possess Miss Ren, they do not completely replace Miss Ren, but squeeze out part of her soul. Causing her to deteriorate without being immediately controlled, or unconscious? Lin Ge asked.
Uncle Nine thought about it, shook his head, and just wanted to say that this kind of theory is not easy to implement, but when he thought of Gigi Ou's situation, he found that things are not so absolute.
"That being said...... Even if the fog ghost squeezed out some of Miss Ren's soul before, why did Miss Ren's remaining soul suddenly disappear? "Uncle Nine thought of a key question.
Lin Ge said, "Senior brother, it is not only Miss Ren's soul that has disappeared, but also the evil spirit of the fog ghost. So I suspect that this should be the fog ghost, or the person behind the fog ghost did something. In any case, I'm afraid that all doubts can only be clarified when you open the altar and try to get Miss Ren's soul back. ”
Uncle Nine nodded when he heard this, although Master Ren didn't understand what Lin Ge and Uncle Nine were talking about, he was shocked and couldn't help but ask, "Uncle Jiu, you must help Tingting!" ”
"Master Ren, don't worry, I will definitely do my best to help Miss Ren." Uncle Nine said with an oath.
After Master Ren thanked him, seeing that Qiusheng Wencai had not returned, he hurriedly asked the housekeeper to take the rest of the family to the market to help.
In less than half an hour, Qiusheng Wencai and a large group of family members of the Ren family successively brought back all the things that Uncle Nine needed.
Uncle Nine directly asked people to move the long table to Ren Tingting's study, put it in front of the bed, and then took out a yellow cloth and put it on the table, and placed the incense wax paper candles and tributes.
Next, pick up a long box that is one foot long and one finger wide and fill it with glutinous rice. Then he picked up an egg, drew a charm on it, and placed it in a long box.
It wasn't until seven eggs with yellow charms were placed in the long box that Uncle Nine made the next move, placing the incense tripod in front of the row of eggs, lighting three incense sticks, and inserting them into the incense tripod.
In the end, Uncle Nine looked back at the group of people behind him: "Master Ren, this conjuring is an extremely dangerous thing, please take everyone to the hall on the first floor to wait, this second floor, don't leave anyone for the time being." If it is not Miss Ren's soul, it is a lonely ghost, maybe it will hurt the innocent. ”
Master Ren hurriedly responded and asked the housekeeper to take someone down to wait.
"Uncle Jiu, Tingting depends on you." Master Ren said.
Uncle Nine nodded: "Don't worry, I will definitely do my best." ”
Master Ren called Ah Wei and walked downstairs, and Uncle Nine saw Qiusheng and Wencai standing at the door unmoved, so he said, "You two also go down." ”
"Huh? I'm going down too? Qiusheng pointed to his nose and said in surprise: "We are your apprentices, master, even if there are lonely ghosts and wild ghosts, we can deal with it." Is this still avoided? ”
"Don't go yet!" Uncle Nine reprimanded.
Qiusheng and Wencai nodded helplessly: "Oh, okay." ”
Then, Uncle Nine looked at Lin Ge who was standing on the other side helplessly: "Senior brother, although I know that you are very capable, if you can, you should go down and wait together." ”
Lin Ge had a "I understand" expression on his face, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, senior brother, I know what you have to do." I'm also a soul summoner, embarrassing is embarrassing, and I still have to sing and dance rap. I promise to stand quietly and never disturb you. ”
Only then did Uncle Nine think of the situation of his "younger brother and sister" Gigi Ou, Lin Ge must have tried a lot of spells about soul conjuring, and he was from the same school, so he would too.
Alas.
Embarrassing is embarrassing, as the junior brother said, this process still has to go. Since the junior and younger brothers have done it many times, what else is there to be hypocritical about themselves.
Thinking of this, Uncle Nine was no longer entangled, walked to the altar, pressed his hands on the table, lowered his head, and with a slight force of his hands, the table shook "clang".
Uncle Nine raised his head suddenly, and raised his foot and stomped on the ground three times as if inviting God.
"Drink!"
"Drink!"
"Drink!"
Uncle Nine shouted three times, followed by a "Yaha" play, a backflip landed, pinched the orchid finger, grabbed the conjuring flag on the side, and called with a play:
"Ren Tingting's three souls and seven spirits are back soon!"
"Back to the old place!"
"A lonely soul at the end of the street, a lonely soul under the bed, a lonely soul in front of the house and behind the room, a lonely soul!"
"Ren Tingting's three souls and seven spirits are coming back soon! Come back! ”
“……”
Lin Ge stood in the corner and gave a thumbs up silently. This is watched through "TV", which is completely different from the feeling of being on the scene, not to mention anything else, these few sounds are full of charm.
However, this is the fundamental reason why Uncle Nine wants to drive everyone away.
It's not that it will attract lonely souls and wild ghosts to hurt the innocent, but in front of others, Uncle Nine can't complete the embarrassing Maoshan version of singing and dancing rap.
As the last sentence ended, Uncle Nine threw the spirit flag towards the door, followed by another backflip back to the altar.
With both hands on the altar, he shook his head slightly again as if inviting a god, and chanted a mantra in a low voice.
Suddenly, there was a strong wind in the study, blowing all over the room of yellow talismans, yellow cloths, and spirit flags, and then a crack appeared on the floor in the middle of the room, and a green light appeared!
Uncle Nine looked at the green light and said in surprise, "Yin Cao Difu? No, how could this be, how could Miss Ren's soul be in the Netherworld? ”
Lin Ge stared at the green crack and asked in a deep voice, "Senior brother, so if you want to recover Ren Tingting's soul, you have to go down to the Netherworld?" ”
"That's right." Uncle Nine nodded solemnly.
Lin Ge stepped forward and walked to the green light: "Then what are you waiting for, go down and take a look." ”
Uncle Nine looked at Lin Ge in surprise: "Senior brother, this is the Netherworld Mansion, not a mountain scenic spot, listening to your tone, why is it as casual as going home." ”
"Huh? Isn't it our Maoshan base camp below? Aren't you a Taipan at Heaven and Earth Bank? Lin Ge asked.
Uncle Nine was even more surprised than Lin Ge: "Me? Tiandi Bank Taipan? What are you talking about, junior brother, how can such an important position be handed over to me? ”
it?
The plot is different?
Lin Ge clearly remembered that Uncle Nine was the manager of the Tiandi Bank appointed by the underworld in the movie "Zombie Supreme", and was responsible for printing the underworld.
Since there is a "big brother" here, it should include the plot line of "Zombie Supreme......
Wait a minute!
Could it be that with the current plot timeline, Uncle Nine hasn't mixed up with the position of Tiandi Bank Taipan, right?
The old man in the family is two yang, the two-year-old baby has been repeatedly high fever since yesterday afternoon, and it has not dropped from 39 degrees to one o'clock in the middle of the night, and it is only home at six o'clock in the morning after tossing in the hospital, and there are more than a dozen children aged 1-3 in the middle of the night in the hospital emergency...... I feel that this time Eryang is coming quickly, many of us have been recruited, and it is recommended that everyone be vigilant...... It's been a bit of a delay in the past two days.,But there's another chapter to be added during the day tomorrow.
(End of chapter)