Chapter 231: Open the door, open the door, I'm your captain Ah Wei
"Ah, how come there is no one." Jiale walked at the front of the team, turned around, and said curiously in front of Lin Ge and the others.
Suddenly, Jiale, who was walking backwards, tripped over a rope under his feet, and then more than a dozen cold arrows flew out of the windows of the houses on the left and right.
Lin Ge raised his hands, and two large iron plates appeared on both sides of the crowd, and then he heard the sound of "dang dang dang dang", and all the sharp arrows were blocked by the iron plates.
"Rush!"
"Kill!"
"Little pony bandits, you dare to make trouble in the area under the jurisdiction of my Captain Awei, see that I don't beat you so that you don't even know your mother, rush, rush with me!"
In the alley on the left, the guard Ah Wei rushed out with a group of people.
Lin Ge raised his hands and clenched his fists, "click" twice, and the two iron plates shattered like mirrors, turning into green smoke and disappearing, this miraculous transformation method made several people on the side stunned, especially the four disciples of the Thousand Crane Dao Chief, "East, South, West, North", their eyes were straight.
Captain Ah Wei rushed to the street, but what he saw was Lin Ge, and he was stunned: "Wow, I have long seen that something is wrong with you kid, and finally showed your feet, join the horse bandits, right?" Come, arrest him, torture him, I don't think he can recruit him. ”
"I'm curious, how did you live to be so ......stupid at this age" Lin Ge sighed, but then thought that after Master Ren was killed by the zombie Old Lady Ren in the movie, Uncle Nine just said that he must have died at the hands of someone with long nails, and Ah Wei arrested Uncle Nine and tortured him, and he was immediately relieved.
In comedy, there must always be such brainless characters to drive the plot.
But...... Horse bandits?
Lin Ge originally thought that the branch line of "Mr. Phantom" might appear in other villages, thus leading to the second "Ninth Uncle", but now it seems that this is directly merged into the line of Renjia Village?
"You dare to call me stupid, do you believe that I shot you with one shot?" Ah Wei threatened viciously.
Lin Ge replied very calmly: "I don't believe it." ”
"I really shot!" Ah Wei said coldly.
Lin Ge nodded: "Let's go, do you need me to teach you how to use a gun?" You should calm down first, and don't shake the hand holding the gun, otherwise it will be easy to miss. Need me to stick my head over? ”
All:...... This big guy, someone else has a gun, you can't help but be a little disrespectful to guns.
Bang!
I don't know if he was stunned by Lin Ge's ridicule, or accidentally pulled the trigger because he was nervous, Ah Weizhen shot Lin Ge.
Because of Ren Tingting's relationship, Ah Wei has always had no good impression of Lin Ge, and this time he also wanted to take the opportunity to arrest Lin Ge back and torture him first, regardless of whether he was with the horse bandits, but he definitely didn't dare to beat Ren Tingting's idea again.
However, the moment the gun rang out, a blood mist instantly condensed in front of Lin Ge, turning into a blood-red mirror, and with a "click", the bullet did not penetrate the mirror, but directly entered the blood mirror.
A second later, a miserable white slender hand stretched out from the mirror, slowly released the fist, the bullet slipped from the hand, and fell to the ground with a "ding".
"Demon, demon, demon!" Ah Wei was so frightened that he stammered.
The guards behind him and the villagers who came to help had never seen this kind of technique that could block bullets, and their legs were suddenly weakened with fright.
Lin Ge said lightly: "I've even been to the underworld, what's so strange about knowing how to use witchcraft, if you continue to look for trouble, I can register for you in the underworld in advance." ”
Ah Wei suddenly remembered that Master Ren had mentioned before that the reason why Ren Tingting was able to wake up was all because Uncle Nine and Lin Ge went to the underworld to find the soul, he thought that Master Ren was exaggerating and wanted to match Lin Ge and Ren Tingting...... Is it true? Can anyone really go to the underworld and come back unharmed?
Ah Wei was a little worried in his heart, but he couldn't lose face in front of his subordinates, so he could only pretend to be calm and say: "You, you, you want to resist arrest, right?" ”
"Fuck off." Lin Ge was too lazy to talk nonsense with Ah Wei, and directly asked people to continue to move forward.
Lin Ge walked in front, and the people around him remembered the blood mirror that appeared out of thin air just now, as well as the hand like a female ghost, and they suddenly trembled with fright, and no one dared to step forward to stop them.
Just kidding, the ghost is afraid of the sun, this ghost can appear under the scorching sun, and he contacted Lin Ge and said that he had been to the underworld, who would dare to provoke such a bad star!
"Come on, why don't you go up, why don't you go up!" Ah Wei wanted to instigate his subordinates to make a move, but no one dared to move at this time, so he could only watch Lin Ge leave.
"Uncle Shi!"
"Uncle Shi!"
At this time, Qiusheng and Wen Cai came running from a distance, and when they saw Lin Ge and the four-eyed Dao Chief, they immediately sped up and came to a few people.
The four-eyed Taoist chief asked, "What's wrong with your guards here?" How can anyone arrest people on the street, and such a person can still be a captain? ”
Qiusheng immediately said: "Uncle Shi, you don't know, the night after you left, Renjia Village was attacked by a group of horse bandits, these are not ordinary horse bandits, they are invulnerable, they can swallow insects and recover from their injuries. Master said that they were 'warlocks', but fortunately, Master intervened and injured their leader and captured two of them alive, but in order to drive them away, Master also suffered some injuries. ”
Lin Ge asked, "Is Senior Brother's injury serious?" ”
Qiusheng replied: "After resting for two days, I have almost recovered, but my legs and feet are a little inflexible, and now I am lying on the bed to rest." The master concluded that the warlock leader would come back to save his companions, so he asked the people of the security team to pay attention, but he didn't expect that Ah Wei, that idiot, to deal with Uncle Lin. ”
Lin Ge asked, "Is the leader of the warlocks a woman dressed like a savage?" ”
"Huh? Uncle Shi, how do you know? Qiusheng asked in surprise.
Lin Ge said: "I've heard someone mention it before, there is a group of horse bandits who can do magic, and their leader is a woman. Let's go, let's go back to Yizhuang first. ”
The group returned to Yizhuang, and when they heard the movement in the courtyard, Uncle Nine walked out of the back room on crutches: "Senior Brother Lin, Simu, have you got the soul bell?" ”
Uncle Jiu had a bandage on his left leg, and it was still soaked in blood, obviously the injury was not yet complete.
"Got it, senior brother, are you okay with this injury?" The four-eyed Taoist stepped forward and asked.
Uncle Nine waved his hand: "It's out of the way." ”
Wen Cai snorted on the side: "It's not Ah Wei's idiot, in order to save a villager from the horse bandits, the master fought with several horse bandits, Ah Wei hid aside and put a yin gun, but instead of hitting the horse bandits, he hit the master's thigh." It's good that it's just a bruise, otherwise I'd have beaten Na Awei. ”
The four-eyed Taoist chief asked, "Since it is a bruise, how can it be so serious?" ”
Qiusheng sighed: "That shot was a bruise, and as a result, the rescued villagers were so frightened that they ran away as soon as they pushed the master away, and the master was shot, and one of them didn't stand firmly, and he was stabbed by the horse bandit next to him." ”
All:......
With this kind of superb villager, Lin Ge felt that the bottom line of his rescue criteria could be lowered a little lower.
At this time, Uncle Nine noticed the Taoist leader Qianhe on the cart, and immediately stepped forward on crutches: "Senior Brother Qianhe, wait, he has been poisoned by corpses?" ”
Uncle Nine is quite experienced in dealing with zombies, so he can see at a glance that the corpse qi of the Thousand Crane Daoist has attacked his heart at this time, and immediately turned back to his apprentice and said, "Qiusheng Wencai, go and prepare the things for the altar." To find a rooster, it is best to have a 'three-inch big red crown', as well as black dog blood, and an adult black dog, the more fierce the better. ”
The four-eyed Taoist said, "Senior brother, if you still need something, let Jiale also help prepare." ”
Uncle Nine thought for a while and said, "Glutinous rice, Jiale, you go cook a bucket of glutinous rice, and leave the rice water in the bath." Four of you, carry your master into the house. ”
"Yes!"
Everyone went to prepare things according to Uncle Jiu's instructions, and when it was almost noon, Qiusheng and Wencai prepared all the things and prepared to set up the altar.
The altar was raised in front of the bath barrel, and Chizuru Dao was soaked in glutinous rice water, still in a coma at this time, his face was pale, and there was no trace of blood.
The eye sockets have gradually darkened, and the nails have grown to half a finger length, and they have completely blackened.
The four-eyed Taoist looked at the ninth uncle who was on crutches, and asked in a worried tone, "Senior brother, you have injured your foot, can you still get up the altar?" ”
Uncle Nine put on the yellow robe and put on the Dao crown with the help of Qiusheng, and said, "Now it's just suppressing the corpse poison for Senior Brother Qianhe, and it's not dealing with zombies, so it's not in the way." ”
After Uncle Nine finished speaking, he walked to the altar, stood with his right hand on the table, and picked up a bowl with his left hand: "Qiusheng, half chicken blood and half dog blood." ”
Qiu Sheng immediately followed the instructions and poured the two kinds of blood into the bowl.
Uncle Nine put the bowl down, slapped the table, and a copper coin flew into the bowl, and then pinched the trick, and his fingertips reached into the bowl and stirred, so that the two kinds of blood fused.
Uncle Nine was casting a spell to suppress the corpse qi in the body of the Thousand Crane Dao Chief, only to hear a "bang" from the gate outside the courtyard, as if someone was vigorously pushing it open from the outside.
"Uncle Nine, it's not good, something happened, something happened!" A member of the security team stumbled into the yard and shouted into the house.
"Senior brother, go on, I'll take a look." After Lin Ge finished speaking, he turned around and came to the courtyard, and the panting security team members remembered the scene at the village gate in the morning, and they suddenly didn't dare to come out.
"What's wrong?" Lin Ge asked.
The man said: "Captain, the captain arrested, caught an accomplice of the horse bandit, and was about to be locked up for interrogation, but the accomplice of the horse bandit seems to be able to do witchcraft, and now there is a mess in the security team, and the captain asked me to ask Uncle Nine to help!" ”
Hearing this, the four-eyed Daoist walked out and said to Lin Ge, "Senior brother, why don't we go and have a look together?" ”
Lin Ge thought for a while, shook his head and said, "As far as I know, the leader of the horse bandits is very powerful, senior brother is injured now, it's better for you to stay here, I'll just go and take a look." ”
"Jiale, you go with your uncle." The four-eyed Taoist elder shouted inside, and then said to Lin Ge: "Jiale has a lot of strength, it's definitely no problem to help you carry something and run an errand or something, if the situation is not right over there, you can let Jiale rush back and tell us, be careful." ”
Lin Ge nodded, and went to the security team with Jiale and the members of the security team.
As soon as he arrived outside the gate of the security team, he heard the sound of screaming and "ping pong" smashing the table and stool from inside.
"Uncle Shi, what's wrong?" Jiale asked puzzled.
Lin Ge said: "According to Senior Brother, those horse bandits are extremely fierce, not to mention that with Ah Wei's little ability, how can they catch the horse bandits' accomplices." Even if I had caught, it wouldn't have been like this now. If it's a horse bandit, it's time to collect the body of the security team. ”
When the security guard heard this, he thought that Lin Ge didn't plan to help, and he was suddenly a little anxious: "Master Lin, don't look at that person's thin figure, but he is actually very flexible." And he can also do witchcraft, we are obviously aiming at him, who knows that the moment he shoots, it is like someone has plucked the muzzle of the gun, aimed at his own people, and the evil door is very evil. ”
When Lin Ge heard this, he already had a guess in his heart.
"Let's take a look."
After Lin Ge entered the door, he did not rush into the three-story office building of the security team, but walked to the window on the first floor and looked inside.
I saw a burst of chickens and dogs jumping in the lobby, and a group of security guards were either performing somersaults or hugging each other, and some were pressed under the tables, chairs and benches, and the whole hall was like an acrobatic troupe.
When Lin Ge saw Mao Shan Ming who was holding his hands and laughing in the corner, he already understood that all this was from the handiwork of the two ghosts he raised.
When I opened my eyes, I saw that the security team members who were performing somersaults were being dragged around by Xiaobao, and several security guards who were holding balls were Dabao's hands stretched out more than ten meters long and encircled them together.
"Why didn't you see you Captain Awe?" Lin Ge looked at the security guards on the side and asked.
The security guard looked embarrassed and pointed to the frightened man in the corner: "That's ...... There. ”
"Oh."
Lin Ge nodded, and decided to go in first to stop this farce, after all, according to the movie, that group of horse bandits is very affectionate, and the leader will come to rob the prison even if he fights hard.
In order to avoid being caught off guard by the leader of the horse bandits, it is better to stop Mao Shanming first.
Lin Ge walked in from the main gate, Mao Shanming immediately noticed Lin Ge at the door, and immediately greeted him with a smile: "Fellow Daoist!" Fellow Daoists! It's me, remember me? Saw it last night in town! ”
"Why are you here?" Lin Ge asked.
Mao Shan Ming replied: "Alas. After coming out of the town yesterday, I was trying to find a place to stay, but as soon as I arrived in this village, I was arrested by these security guards. You just say it's okay to arrest it, everyone makes it clear, proves that I'm not a bad person, and it's fine. But their security captain must extort a confession from words and deeds, and I was almost poisoned by them, so in order to make them remember it for a long time, so I ...... Hey, hey, hey. ”
As he was talking, Mao Shanming seemed to think of something, and asked tentatively: "Fellow Daoist, could it be that you are also from here?" Or are they your friends? ”
Lin Ge said lightly: "Oh, I'm not familiar with them, you play slowly." Moderation, though. Recently, a group of horse bandits have been doing evil here, and the security team has been abolished, and it is the villagers who have suffered. ”
"I understand, I understand." Mao Shan Ming immediately responded.
He was just about to let Dabao and Xiaobao stop, when he suddenly heard a strange sneer.
"Hee-hee-hee-"
"It's fun."
"Do you want to play with my bear!"
Lin Ge felt a chill on his shoulders, the little girl was already holding the ghost brown bear and riding on his shoulder, looked at Xiaobao and the guards who were playing with the big windmill in the air, and asked with a smile.
The little girl smiled, and almost sent Mao Shanming, who was standing next to Lin Ge, away, only to see him sit on the ground in fright, pointing at the little girl trembling and saying, "Powerful ghost, strong ghost in red!" ”
Lin Ge glanced at him and asked, "You have raised ghosts yourself, and you will be afraid when you see ghosts?" ”
Mao Shanming swallowed his saliva and said: "Dabao Xiaobao is just a resentful soul, and Daoyou, uh, Dao Ye, Dao Ye, you are a powerful ghost, or a powerful ghost in red, how can this compare!" ”
Xiao Bao, who was playing with the human windmill in the air, was obviously stunned when he saw the little girl, put down the security team and floated over, and asked a little crampedly: "You, how do you want to play?" ”
The little girl blinked her terrifying eyes and asked, "You want to play together?" ”
Xiaobao hurriedly flew to Dabao's side, pulled Dabao over, and nodded timidly: "Okay, let's play with you together." ”
Then, they were taken to the yard by the little girl.
Dabao Xiaobao was taken away by the little girl, and the security guards in the house were finally freed, and they fell to the ground horizontally, feeling that only half of their lives were left.
Lin Ge looked at Mao Shanming and suddenly asked, "By the way, how is Dabao Xiaobao's ability to resist pressure?" ”
Mao Shan Ming: ?
"Master Dao, what do you mean by this, don't scare me, Dabao Xiaobao, you won't be swallowed by your red clothes, right?" Mao Shan Ming hurriedly chased out of the house.
However, at this time, the courtyard was shrouded in a thick black fog, and there was a "crunching" old mechanical friction sound in the fog, followed by the miserable howl of Dabao and Xiaobao.
Mao Shanming suddenly became anxious and begged Lin Ge for mercy: "Dao Ye, Dao Ye, you spare them, they are really not evil ghosts, and they have not harmed anyone." Just now they were just helping me get angry, and if you want to blame me, blame me and spare them. ”
Lin Ge said: "They're fine...... It's just that...... Ahem, maybe my bear child's 'toys' are a little too exciting, don't worry, they are cheering happily. ”
Mao Shanming: ...... I believe you're a ghost.
At this time, there was a miserable howl in the house behind him, and Ah Wei, who had fallen in the corner, bounced up from the ground and rushed out of the door with a scream, not even seeing the situation in the courtyard clearly, and rushed directly into the fog.
Looking at Ah Wei who disappeared into the fog, Lin Ge sighed: "Alas. You broke in on your own, and you can't blame me. ”
The little girl may be having fun, and the ghost domain has expanded a lot in an instant, enveloping the entire security team.
At this time, Mao Shanming finally saw the "grand scene" in the fog, dozens of strange machines that he had never heard of were rotating, and the speed of rotation was even beyond his comprehension.
Dabao rode on a merry-go-round, but the speed of the wooden horse was too fast, and Dabao seemed to be pulled into a rubber man, and he wrapped around the wooden horse machine more than a dozen times.
Xiao Bao sat in a coffee cup shivering, and under the cup was the scorching hell magma, and the ghost brown bear turned into a cup about the same size as Xiao Bao, standing in the teacup, spinning the teacup wildly, and directly turning the teacup into a spinning top.
Ah Wei was locked in the cable car of the Ferris wheel at this time, holding the iron window, crying with snot and tears: "Open the door, open the door quickly, I am your captain Ah Wei!" ”
Lin Ge looked at Mao Shanming and asked, "Do you want to go up and play?" ”
"Uh, thank you, thank you. I'll just look at it. Seeing that although Dabao and Xiaobao were tortured very badly, at least there was no "worry about life", Mao Shanming also breathed a sigh of relief.
The little girl seems to have been so happy for a long time, after all, every time she accompanies (is) her to play, it is a person, and it will not be good if she plays too much and dies. And although there are a lot of ghosts on Lin Ge's body, it's okay to spoil her, and there are few people who play with her, and it's rare to have two ghosts with one big and one small, so it's crazy.
Lin Ge was about to let the little girl take it easy, but at this time, he saw that three meters away from him, a crack slowly cracked, and a "green channel" leading to the underworld appeared.
Looking at the cracks in the ground with green light, Mao Shanming swallowed his saliva and asked nervously, "Master Dao, this, what is this?" ”
"Go to the green passage of the underworld, do you want to go down and have fun?" Lin Ge asked in a calm tone.
Mao Shan Ming was suddenly frightened by these words, Difu? Is that a place where you can play casually?
I saw a green smoke rising from the crack in the ground, and a white-faced boy wearing a judge's uniform appeared in front of Lin Ge, saw Lin Ge, and said to Lin Ge: "I am a confidant of the little king of Hades, and I have seen the black impermanence envoy, Lord Lin." ”
Strictly speaking, the judge is several levels higher than the Black Impermanence, but because Lin Ge was not promoted because of his "identity" and "background", but with his military exploits and his brotherly relationship with the "quasi-ghost general" Hu Bufan, even the judge had to give some face.
Lin Ge has always respected me, I respect people, the judge is polite, he also bowed his hand very politely: "I have seen the judge, I don't know what the matter is when the judge comes?" ”
The little Hades' cronies grabbed into the green cracks in the ground, then withdrew a rectangular copper box and opened it to Lin Ge.
"The magic weapon trident that Lord Lin asked the ghost city to repair before has been repaired, and the little king of Hades specially asked him to send it to Lord Lin, please accept it!" Xiao Hades's cronies said politely.
Lin Ge picked up General Loss's trident with both hands, and suddenly felt like a world away, for him, it was not just as simple as General Loss's "gift".
You must know that in the previous reincarnation, this magic weapon did not help him a lot.
"Thank you, Judge, and please thank Yama for me. This kindness, I, Lin Ge, should definitely remember it in my heart. Lin Ge said seriously.
"Haha! Lord Lin, it's good that you're satisfied. Oh yes, Lord Hades said, although he said that if the magic weapon is not repaired well, you will be rewarded with other magic weapons, but in the memory of your outstanding combat exploits in the battle of the Demon City, this time the magic weapon is repaired, and you will still be rewarded with an additional treasure. As he spoke, the judge took out a thumb-sized blue and white porcelain vase from his sleeve.
Lin Ge took the bottle and was obviously stunned, this was inevitably too small, but considering that it was from the hand of the little Hades, it obviously wouldn't be an ordinary thing.
"May I ask you, Judge, what is this?"
The judge replied: "Lord Yama thought that Lord Lin was good at controlling ghosts, so he gave you this bottle of 'Healing Soul Liquid' that he treasured. Don't look at only one drop, but this drop, even if it is a wisp of the remnant soul of the gods, it can be repaired with this, it is a rare treasure! ”
Lin Ge was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately arched his hand and said, "Please thank Lord Little Yama for me, this is really helpful, I just need this thing." ”
The judge laughed and said, "Lord Lin, if you like it, it's fine." Oh yes, the souls you sent down last time, Lord Lin, have been properly placed, and the merits of extraditing the souls have been recorded in your archives and can be consulted at any time. ”
"Thank you, Judge." Lin Ge didn't care too much about the merit of extraditing the revenant, after all, he was just a passerby in this world, and no one knew that after changing the world, this merit would still be in the register.
The judge nodded and said, "Then there is nothing else, I will go back to the underworld first." ”
"Congratulations, Your Excellency."
The judge also bowed politely: "Lord Lin, don't leave it at that." ”
After saying that, the judge turned into a wisp of green smoke again and flew back into the cracks in the ground.
Lin Ge held the trident in his left hand, turned his hand, and suddenly felt a burning sensation coming from the back of his left hand, and when he looked at it again, the trident mark that had become a "burn scar" before was restored to its original state.
Lin Ge is in a good mood, and now he can be a happy fork ghost again.
On the other side, until the judge left, Mao Shanming opened his mouth wide, and he didn't come back from his surprise, until he heard the miserable howl of Dabao and Xiaobao, his mouth closed, he swallowed his saliva, looked at Lin Ge excitedly and said, "Dao, Dao Master." You are also too powerful, not only do you have to call the judge Lord Lin respectfully, but you also know Lord Yama? ”
Lin Ge nodded, in fact, he didn't pay attention to what Mao Shanming was talking about at all, his attention was all on the thumb-sized blue and white porcelain bottle in his hand.
"The spiritual product 'Healing Soul Liquid' can repair even a wisp of remnant soul." Lin Ge wasn't talking nonsense before, because he really needed this bottle of things.
To be precise, it's not that he needs it, but the hermit crab on his body needs it.
Lin Ge tapped the fire mark on the back of his right hand with his left index finger, and said happily: "Hey, wake up, come out and see what your landlord has done." ”
Huang Ni's remnant soul needs Huang Sang's protection, so except for occasional rest, Huang Shang spends most of his time concentrating on cultivation and nourishing Huang Ni with aura.
However, these days, Huang Shang's cultivation has not only not improved, but because of too much supply, there has been a "regression" situation, if it weren't for the alien qualifications of her double pupils, which made her cultivation twice as effective with half the effort, otherwise she wouldn't even be able to maintain Huang Ni's remnant soul normally.
Although Lin Ge really wanted to help Huang Ni, with his current strength, he couldn't even purify the evil qi of the red-clothed ghost, let alone repair the remnants of the autopsy immortal.
Lin Ge tried to ask Uncle Jiu, Simu and others for help, but unfortunately, Uncle Jiu rummaged through the books and couldn't find a suitable way.
Little Hades's bottle of "Healing Soul Liquid" is undoubtedly a charcoal in the snow, and it came too timely.
Huang Shang had been concentrating on cultivation during this time, so she didn't have the divine sense to pay attention to Lin Ge's conversation with the judge, after all, in her opinion, after getting rid of the mark of the main god, with Lin Ge's ability, if she overturned in a world of difficulty, extreme difficulty, ...... It's better to die as soon as possible, so as not to waste my sister's hard work.
"What baby?" Huang Sheng knew that Lin Ge would not quarrel with him when he was fine, and he didn't look displeased when he was forcibly awakened at this time, and asked in a calm tone.
Lin Ge twisted the blue and white porcelain vial in his left hand, and shook it on the fire mark: "I got the 'Healing Soul Liquid' from the Little Yama King of the Underworld, it is said that even a wisp of the remnant soul of the gods can be repaired with this!" ”
"Really?" Huang Shang's tone was undoubtedly full of excitement and excitement.
Lin Ge said: "Just try it." ”
(End of chapter)