Chapter 235: I've Been Cultivating for Three Thousand Years, and I Still Can't Rest?
Shi Jian obviously didn't understand what a "laptop" was, Lin Ge simply took out a spare one, the difference is that this one didn't get filmed, but the notebook that was destroyed by Shi Jian had a whole 1T TV series in it.
Everyone took a look, but they didn't expect Lin Ge to have such a novel thing, and Shi Jian also recalled that when he tried to catch a female ghost before, he did split this thing.
With Shi Jian's character and temper, he is obviously not a person who does not recognize things, so he immediately recognized it, and just when Lin Ge thought that he was going to pay money or use a magic weapon to pay off his debts, the other party threw down a sentence of "owed" and ran away!
This directly made Lin Geleng stay in place, he thought that Shi Jian would not admit it, or simply leave, who knew that the other party would leave a sentence of "owed".
Good guy, you're really tsundere, aren't you?
It's just that your name is Shi Fengjiao.
"Ah, then our TV series are gone. It was only then that he split three lightning bolts, and he lost. At this time, Huang Ni suddenly appeared behind Lin Ge, looked at the figures of Shi Jian and the others leaving, and said.
She suddenly appeared, startling the four eyes.
Simu thought it was the elusive "sister-in-law" before, but he didn't want to be a female ghost in white who had never met before, and the strange thing was that there was no trace of resentment on this female ghost, but there was an illusion of seeing an immortal.
"Hah!" Mao Shanming ran in from outside, pointed at Huang Ni and said, "I'll just say, the Taoist companion I saw last time was obviously this one!" ”
Syllable!
Mao Shanming was slapped by a hand that came out of thin air, and was suddenly dizzy, covering his face and saying with a confused face: "What happened!" ”
Huang Ni looked at the disappearing blood mirror, covered her mouth and smiled: "Hehe, your little female ghost is jealous, I'll go back, I can't beat her now." ”
After speaking, Huang Ni turned into a puff of white smoke and flew back into Lin Ge's right hand.
Uncle Nine looked at Lin Ge with a surprised expression, and his expression seemed to say: Another new female ghost?
Lin Ge didn't know how to explain, so he could only change the topic and said, "Senior brother, I'm sorry for ruining your Yizhuang, but I will definitely find a way to rebuild this place." ”
Uncle Nine waved his hand and said: "Senior brother, you don't have to worry about it, a few days ago, in order to thank us for the gold bars, you gave me all the gold bars, it is more than enough to repair a righteous village, and tomorrow I will let Qiusheng Wencai find a worker." ”
When Uncle Nine said this, Lin Ge was no longer reluctant, after all, his original intention was just to change the topic.
However, after this battle, Shi Jian took Shi Shaojian to move to a hotel in the town to live, and Yizhuang also returned to the calm before he came.
The next day, when Master Ren heard about this, he sent workers to help rebuild Yizhuang without saying a word, and built a few new houses for Uncle Nine by the way.
A few days have passed in a flash, and Lin Ge has seen Shi Jian in the town in the past few days, but he has not seen Shi Shaojian.
The Midyear Festival is approaching, and the first thing Uncle Jiu has to prepare is to promise the "extradition" of lonely souls and wild ghosts in the ghost town, and he can't do this alone.
Lin Ge proposed to ask Master Ren for help, after all, with his status in Renjia Village, discuss with the village chief, let the villagers stay at home on the day of the Midyear Festival and not go out, and then set up a theater at the entrance of the village, and invite a troupe to sing, which can perfectly solve this matter.
Of course, the premise is that Qiusheng Wencai and the two pit apprentices don't die.
However, during this period of time, since Jiale came, these two goods have been compared, and the southeast and northwest of Qianhe have been compared with each other, which has also given Qiusheng Wencai some pressure.
Especially after seeing how badly Jiale was bullied by Simu, he suddenly felt that he was not too happy under the protection of Uncle Jiu.
Uncle Nine found Master Ren according to Lin Ge's proposal, and after telling him about it, Master Ren immediately patted his chest and promised to do it to Uncle Nine.
According to the tradition of the Great Celestial Empire, July is the ghost month, and July 15 is the Ghost Festival, and it is also the day when the ghost gate is opened, and those ownerless lonely souls will wander in the sun on this day.
Those incense wax paper candles burned for the ancestors, if they are not claimed by the ancestors, or if the ancestors have already passed away, they will be enjoyed by these lonely souls and wild ghosts.
In the past, under the "protection" of Uncle Jiu, Renjia Village would conduct a ritual every year, and even if Uncle Jiu didn't open his mouth this time, the village chief would discuss with Master Ren and spend money to ask Uncle Jiu to help.
And since Uncle Nine personally spoke, Master Ren will fully support Uncle Jiu's work, the Ren family's shops, land, etc. are all in Renjia Village, only when Renjia Village is prosperous, the Ren family will be rich.
After Master Ren agreed to help, Qianhe asked his four disciples to lead the workers of the Ren family to build a theater.
The three of Uncle Jiu and Qiusheng Wencai were responsible for seizing the time to print the paper money to prepare for the "consumption" on the day of the Midyear Festival.
On the day of the Midyear Festival, there are still customs such as putting water lanterns, burning paper clothes, and releasing water cloths in most places, and everyone thinks that since they have done it, they should simply do it completely.
So, Simu and Jiale were responsible for preparing the water lantern and water cloth, and Lin Ge helped make some new paper clothes with the help of paper tie skills, and by the way, he also changed the little girl into a new outfit.
Due to the great demand for dark money in ghost towns, until the day of the Midyear Festival, Uncle Nine was still working overtime to print the dark money.
In the past few days, Qiusheng has been able to skillfully cut and classify the printed coins, and while cutting, he held a "five thousand taels" of the Tiandi Bank and said: "Alas, these five thousand taels, give me a fortune!" ”
Uncle Nine continued to print the dark coin, and said without raising his head: "Then you take more preparations, you're welcome, I'll burn it for you together if I have the chance." ”
Qiusheng was speechless for a while, so he could only change the topic and said: "Yes, Master, last year, when we helped the village go to other towns to purchase paper money for the Midyear Festival, I remember that the silver tickets we bought were all 4,000 taels, why did it become 5,000 taels when it was our turn to print them ourselves?" Can you change the size of the denomination at will? Isn't this a ghost town where everyone has to eat according to your face, Master? ”
Uncle Nine replied: "The ghost town said that the prices in the yang world are rising now, and the prices below are also rising, so it is best to mention this denomination." ”
When Lin Ge on the side heard this, he immediately sighed in his heart, because of this kind of operation, the dungeons of the various reincarnation worlds are making inflation, and they would rather have paper money than underworld currency?
"Take the seventy-seven forty-nine sample coins, and when I finish writing this notice, you and Wen Cai will take it and burn it below." Uncle Nine said.
"Oh." Qiusheng answered, and ran to count forty-nine stygian coin samples.
After Uncle Nine took it, he clipped the notice he wrote and handed it to Qiusheng and said, "Remember, burn this stack together, don't separate it." ”
"Oh." Qiusheng took it and walked downstairs, muttering as he walked: "Such a big stack, why don't you burn them one by one, if you don't burn them clean, won't you be able to get the whole one below?" There are also notices...... Hey? ”
Qiusheng walked to the staircase and took out the notice sheet to look at it, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Haha! Master, no wonder you told me to burn it together and not to separate, because I was afraid that I would see the signature on the notice! It turns out that Master's real name is Lin Fengjiao, we always thought it was Lin Jiu, haha, it's so good, Gillian, Gillian! ”
Qiusheng called extremely contrivedly, but he didn't know that Uncle Nine had come behind him, and directly kicked him in the ass and kicked him down the stairs.
"Ugh." Qiusheng lay on the ground, screaming in pain.
Wen Cai on the side hurriedly ran to help Qiusheng up, and went to the courtyard to burn paper money together, counting Qiusheng as he walked: "You dare to make Master's jokes, aren't you afraid of death?" ”
"How did I know that Master was so stingy." Qiusheng rubbed his waist and said.
"Hasn't Master always been so stingy?" Wen Cai sighed.
Uncle Nine poked his head out of the upper floor and scolded: "What are you two talking about, go to the ancestral hall to kneel and copy the scriptures a hundred times." ”
"Master, we were wrong!" Qiu Shengwen hurriedly ran to burn paper money.
Uncle Nine urged: "Hurry up, come back after burning and continue printing." ”
"Oh."
Lin Ge finished the last piece of paper clothing in his hand, saw that there were still a lot of raw materials, knocked on the back of his right hand and said, "The little girl already has a new line, do you want to get a new set for you too?" ”
"Not necessarily." Huang Shang coldly refused.
"Okay." Huang Ni responded cheerfully.
Lin Ge asked, "What style do you want?" ”
After Huang Ni came out, he asked Lin Ge to take out his laptop, and then rummaged inside. And Lin Ge didn't know what the TV five-person group liked before, so each computer had something different. Some of them he didn't even look at, and went straight to the whole site and moved the whole site.
Usually Lin Ge doesn't have time to fiddle with these, but Huang Ni has lost her cultivation now, and she lives freely and comfortably, either watching dramas or playing on the computer every day, even if she doesn't have the Internet, she has a lot of fun, just like an Internet addicted girl.
Huang Ni found a few daily style outfits, pointed to the pictures in the computer and said, "That's all!" ”
"That's it...... This...... Some? ”
Lin Ge looked at the dozens of outfits of various styles opened on the computer, even the campus style, and couldn't help asking, "Do you think too highly of me?" I'm just a little bit of a paper maker, I'm not a fashion designer! Besides, Miss, you are just reshaping your soul, not being otherworldly and letting yourself go. Don't you practice playing with the computer every day? ”
"I've been cultivating for three thousand years, and I still can't rest?" Huang Ni raised her eyebrows and said.
Lin Ge didn't speak yet, but Huang Sheng spoke first: "Of course you can." Sister, you can rest in peace, and leave such a trivial matter as cultivation to me. ”
Lin Ge: ......
Alas.
What a mouthpiece I have.
These materials are kept for the little girl to make a backpack, toys or something, isn't it simple, it's good now, I'm going to make a cameo appearance as a fashion designer.
"Hee-hee-hee-"
"Uncle."
"What about me, what about me."
The little girl suddenly stretched out half of her head from the travel bag, although the picture was a little scary, but Lin Ge was used to it, sighed and asked, "Say, what do you want." ”
"I want an empty boat."
Lin Ge directly pressed the little girl back to her backpack: "I'll pinch a kirov for you!" ”
In the travel bag, there was a little girl's laughter: "Okay, good." ”
Lin Ge: ......
I'm not going to talk much anymore.
……
When Lin Ge made a cameo appearance as a costume designer pinching the Kirov airship, Qiusheng came up from downstairs humming a little song and said to Uncle Jiu: "Master, it's burned out." ”
"Why don't you come over and continue printing when you're done burning...... Wait, where is Wencai going to be lazy again? Uncle Nine asked.
Qiusheng walked to the paper printing machine, and said while printing the dark coin: "Oh, just now I came back to say that the theater was set up, and Wen only knew that he was short, so he went to occupy a place to watch the play first." ”
Uncle Nine scolded angrily: "What position do you occupy?" Tonight's play is sung to the ghosts, and he went to join in the fun! ”
When Lin Ge on the side heard this, he suddenly thought of a key question.
In the movie, setting up a tent to sing is a ghost who escorts the lonely soul and wild ghost to the yang world, and accepts the charity of the yang world while listening to the play, but Qiusheng and Wencai are bewitched by the female ghost Xiaoli and run to fix the ghost, which lets the lonely soul and wild ghost go.
But.
Now the situation is very different, there is a lack of ghosts in the ghost town, so let Uncle Nine help build a tent and sing to lure the surrounding lonely ghosts and wild ghosts over and extradite them to the ghost town.
There won't be a "let go" plot at all, right?
However, it doesn't matter whether this plot appears or not now, after all, because he let go of the lonely soul and wild ghosts, Uncle Nine pleaded with the ghosts in order to intercede for Qiu Shengwencai and promised to catch these ghosts, so he cast a spell and invited all the brothers including Shi Jian, and now not only Shi Jian's master and apprentice are in the village, but even Simu, Qianhe and others are also there.
Lin Ge was a little curious about what kind of plot would happen next.
"Qiusheng, is only the southeast and northwest back? What about them? What about Chizuru? Lin Ge asked.
Qiusheng replied: "The southeast and northwest just came back to pick up things, and they went out again. Uncle Chizuru...... It seems that the Ren family is helping them look at feng shui. ”
Lin Ge said: "In this case, senior brother, why don't we also go to the theater to take a look, anyway, after the lonely souls and wild ghosts gather, we also need you and I to contact the ghosts to extradite." ”
"It's okay to avoid Wencai getting into trouble." Uncle Nine nodded.
A few people came to the theater, Qiusheng stood outside and opened the door curtain to look inside, only to see gongs and drums beating on the stage, so lively.
But the strange thing is that the stage is very exciting, but in the huge venue under the stage, only Wen Cai is holding a piece of sugarcane, gnawing on it, and watching it with relish.
Qiusheng looked back at Uncle Nine and said, "Master, you see how happy Wencai is watching alone, what he sings to ghosts, there is not even a shadow of a ghost." ”
Uncle Nine slapped Qiusheng on his head and scolded: "The people who come here are all lonely souls and wild ghosts, and they are not resentful ghosts, there is no resentment, you can see it without opening your eyes?" I usually tell you to practice spells well and don't listen, but now you have to use props to open your eyes and look at other disciples such as Jiale, Southeast and Northwest, can you grow a little? ”
As he spoke, Uncle Nine was about to take the eye-opening props from the cloth bag, but was stopped by Lin Ge: "Senior brother, no need, I have more convenient ones here." ”
As he spoke, Lin Ge took out a bottle of "Ghost Brand" spray and sprayed it at Qiusheng's eyes.
"Wow." Qiusheng rubbed his eyes and asked, "Uncle Shi, what is this?" ”
"Something that can give you the hell." Lin Ge said.
Qiusheng rubbed his eyes, lifted the curtain of the door again to look inside, suddenly widened his eyes, and quickly covered his mouth to prevent himself from screaming.
I saw that the originally empty theater was already crowded with ghosts at this time, and they were dressed in different ways, and almost every dynasty had the costumes.
The most exaggerated thing is that in the open space in the front row, there is also a "merchant ghost" with a box hanging on his body and selling various snacks to ghosts.
And beside Wen Cai, there was a hanged ghost standing on the left, crooked his neck, sticking out his tongue, his tongue was almost pulled to his chest, and he was still dripping blood.
On the right is a ghost who has fallen to death, half of his head is gone, and he can see Bai Huahua's brain and the eyeballs hanging on his face.
The appearance of a ghost depends on the appearance before death, and it is said that the more terrifying the death, the more fierce the ghost will become.
When Qiusheng saw hundreds of ghosts, he was immediately stunned, shrank back, and said with an embarrassed face: "Master, can I not look at it?" ”
Uncle Nine pressed his head and turned back to the theater: "It's so beautiful, why don't you watch it?" ”
At this moment, I saw an ugly-looking female ghost with a sausage mouth, slowly approaching Wencai, Qiusheng suddenly became anxious: "Master, what does that ghost want to do to Wencai!" ”
"That female ghost wants to find the leader!" Uncle Nine said.
Qiusheng asked urgently: "What should I do then?" ”
Uncle Nine said: "You can't alarm other ghosts, there are so many lonely souls and wild ghosts gathered here, if they are all scared away, Renjia Village will be finished." Give me your hand. ”
Uncle Nine tied a red rope around Qiusheng's wrist and said, "If Wencai is dragged away by the lonely soul and wild ghost, then he can't be saved." I'll tie you up with a red rope, and you go and bring Wencai back. ”
Qiusheng looked at Uncle Nine embarrassedly, and then looked at Lin Ge, who was silently watching the play on the side: "Master, uncle, your Taoism is so high, why don't you go in?" ”
Uncle Nine replied: "It's because we are high, and as soon as we go in, we will scare them all away, and it will be even more troublesome when the time comes." ”
Lin Ge raised his hand and patted Qiusheng's shoulder, and said with a smile: "You young people have to leave some opportunities to exercise, but if a person makes a mistake in a stupid thing, then he can find some reason to fool the past, but if he stalks twice in the same stupid thing, it is a lack of heart." Do you understand? ”
Qiusheng blinked and asked puzzledly, "What?" Uncle Shi, what do you mean, I didn't understand. ”
Lin Ge looked at the studio and said, "See for yourself." ”
Uncle Nine and Qiusheng looked into the studio at the same time, only to see a female ghost in purple clothes falling from the sky, driving away the ugly ghost for Wen Cai, and then using a spell to let Wen Cai see her and the people around her, and chatted.
As soon as Qiu Sheng saw the female ghost who looked pretty good, he suddenly thought of the female ghost who had a dewy marriage with him before, and his face was embarrassed.
Uncle Nine advised: "Remember, people don't commit ghosts, ghosts don't offend people, you must pretend not to hear, you can't see, you catch Wencai, I will pull the red rope to lure you out, the red rope must not be broken." ”
Lin Ge added: "People and ghosts have different paths, no matter how beautiful a female ghost is, she is still a female ghost after all, not to mention that she looks average, don't fall twice in a pit." Do you understand? ”
"Oh." Qiusheng nodded hurriedly.
Uncle Nine muttered: "Why did this come from your junior brother, it's not convincing." ”
Lin Ge: ......
After Qiusheng walked into the theater, according to Uncle Jiu's instructions, he turned a blind eye to the ghosts along the way, but the appearance of those ghosts was too terrifying, and he was worried when he walked more than ten meters away.
"Wencai. Master told us to go back and help. As soon as Qiusheng passed, he directly ignored the purple-clothed female ghost on the side, and Chao Wencai said.
Wen Cai bit the sugar cane and introduced: "This is my new friend, called Xiaoli, beautiful, right?" ”
Qiusheng remembered the advice of his master and uncle, and deliberately looked in the direction of the female ghost Xiaoli, as if he hadn't seen anything, and said with a puzzled expression: "Wencai, what are you talking about?" I don't understand why, come back with me, you know Master is stingy, you must know that if we are lazy, we will definitely be punished. ”
Xiaoli threw a wink at Qiusheng, and then saw that Qiusheng seemed to be fascinated by a ghost, and after a cold shiver, his eyes suddenly became different.
"Wow. Miss, you are so beautiful. I have never seen such a beautiful woman as you, surnamed Liu, called Qiusheng. Qiusheng said with a smile.
"Liu Gongzi."
"Just call me Qiusheng."
Seeing this, Uncle Jiu outside suddenly changed his face and slowly retracted the red rope, but no matter how he shook Qiusheng's hand, the other party turned a blind eye.
Uncle Jiu pulled too much, and Qiusheng stood in place, swinging his arms one after another, which greatly affected the communication between him and Xiaoli. Qiusheng simply turned around, tore off the red rope on his arm, glared at Uncle Jiu angrily, and threw the red rope out, then he turned around and continued to chat with Xiaoli with a smile.
"Stinky boy." Uncle Nine couldn't wait to go up and beat Qiusheng.
But Lin Ge on the side frowned, in his opinion, although Qiusheng is stubborn, it is not hopeless, just like Ah Chu in "Zombie Dao Chief", "training" can still be used.
What's more, this is still Qiusheng in "Mr. Zombie", not Qiusheng in "Zombie Supreme", who is already hopelessly stupid.
If there is any difference, it can only be said that the "screenwriters" are different, which also makes the characters of the two very different. In "Mr. Zombie", Qiusheng is still Uncle Jiu's right-hand man, and can even single-handedly fight Master Ren, who has become a zombie, but in "Zombie Supreme", he has become a waste who knows nothing and can't do anything.
Although Lin Ge also reminded him casually before, if Qiusheng remembered it, he wouldn't mind pulling it, and if he was still obsessed, he wouldn't mind persuading Uncle Jiu to give up these two pit apprentices.
But.
Judging from Qiusheng's performance at the beginning of his entry, he did take the words of Uncle Nine and himself to heart, and it was obvious that the female ghost was using spells to make trouble.
The female ghost is accustomed to using methods, three words, which are breathtaking.
Just when Lin Ge was thinking about how not to alarm the other lonely ghosts and fished Qiusheng and Wencai out from under the nose of the female ghost Xiaoli, he saw that in the other direction of the theater, the door curtain was blown by a gust of wind, and several strangely dressed ghosts slowly walked in from outside the theater.
However, when they saw the appearance of those ghosts, whether it was Lin Ge or Uncle Jiu, their faces changed!
Old demon girl, horse bandit!
The few ghosts who came were the horse bandits who were killed by Lin Ge and Uncle Jiu respectively before, and the strange thing is that these horse bandits were all evildoers in their lifetimes, and they should go to eighteen layers of hell after death!
Therefore, it should be Niu Tou Ma Mian who personally seduces the soul, and there is no reason to let them run away!
But why is it here?
(End of chapter)