"Presumptuous!"

"Ahem, ahem—"

"Xiaoling, you ...... How can it be ...... Ahem...... is so disrespectful, Lin Daochang is your elder, and you should ...... Ahem, respect him, how can you say such rude words! ”

"What's more, Daoist Lin specially went down to earth for you this time, and you still ...... Ahem, ahem. ”

Madonna became very agitated, and without saying a word, she coughed violently. It's not that she is making a big fuss, after all, only after experiencing the battle of that year did she know how powerful Lin Ge was.

The evil warlock, the evil dragon with the corruption of the entire dragon vein, and even the legendary great demon god "Blood Demon", but even if it was the great demon god, he died at the hands of Lin Ge in the end.

The two people Ma Danna respects the most in her life, one is Mao Xiaofang, and the other is Lin Ge.

Although Ma Danna thought that Mao Xiaofang was overly sad, he would say nonsense such as "returning to heaven" and "going down to the earth".

But now that I have seen Lin Ge with my own eyes, and his appearance has not changed in any way, there are only two possibilities...... One is that the person in front of him is a "liar", and the other is -

Lin Ge is really an "immortal".

At the beginning, Ma Danna was entrusted by her aunt to help Mao Xiaofang deal with the evil dragon, and after she returned, except for her aunt, no one else knew what happened on this trip, only that Ma Danna brought back a few boxes of arms and established the "Exorcism Equipment Research Laboratory".

Although he often corresponded with Mao Xiaofang's two apprentices later, in order to no longer "stimulate" Mao Xiaofang and evoke his memories, they never talked about Lin Ge since then.

Therefore, unless it is Mao Xiaofang's descendants who come out to deceive Lin Ge in the name of Lin Ge, it is impossible for anyone to know about Lin Ge.

As for Mao Xiaofang's descendants, only two are still alive, one is working in her research room, and the other has been missing for a long time.

In addition, Lin Ge's feeling for Ma Danna was almost exactly the same as the "Lin Dao Chief" in his impression, so Ma Danna almost didn't suspect it, and believed the other party's identity.

Of course, even Lin Ge didn't expect that in order to make it easier for Mao Xiaofang to accept his sudden disappearance, a casual nonsense paragraph would now have an effect.

Regardless of whether the road is paved or not, Ma Xiaoling's thorn in the head must be in place anyway.

Seeing that her aunt was so excited, Ma Xiaoling also panicked, and hurriedly persuaded: "Auntie, I know it's wrong, don't get excited...... How did I know that this guy was so young, and he told me along the way that he was a close friend with you, and he looked like he knew you very well, who knows if he was a liar......"

"What 'this guy'! It's not big or small, it's called Grandpa Lin. Madonna scolded.

"Ahem."

"Ahem."

Ma Danna coughed violently again, in order to pave the way for Ma Xiaoling over the years, she has been immersed in the research room day and night to study those exorcism equipment, plus she is old, and her body is not as good as before.

Ma Xiaoling gritted her teeth and glared at Lin Ge fiercely, she looks about the same age as me, and her seniority is so high, she is so angry!

Ma Xiaoling didn't want to make her aunt angry, so she could only choose to compromise.

Lin ...... Father...... Father. ”

Ma Xiaoling's back molars are about to be crushed.

Lin Ge smiled slightly, and handed the money box to Ma Xiaoling casually in the demeanor of an elder: "Good, come, grandpa didn't prepare any gifts, this should be used as a meeting gift." ”

Ma Danna didn't know what was in the black suitcase, but Ma Xiaoling knew it very well, and suddenly there were little stars in her eyes, she took the suitcase and called sweetly: "Thank you, grandpa." ”

Lin Ge suddenly felt a chill, rubbed the goosebumps on his arms and jumped aside, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Yes, I was wrong, you still call my real name Lin Ge, or call Lin Dao Chang and Master Lin, if you can't call 'Xiaolin', it is more reliable than you are now." ”

Ma Xiaoling's eyes lit up, and she seemed to have discovered the skill of pinching Lin Ge, and tilted her head without smiling: "Okay, grandpa." Whatever you say, it's what it is. ”

Lin Ge: ...... The joke is too big.

"Ahem, ahem." On the screen, Ma Danna saw that Ma Xiaoling and Lin Ge got along well, and immediately relieved her heart and asked, "Chief Lin, I don't know about the 'catastrophe', can you elaborate?" ”

Lin Ge didn't want to be mentally polluted by Ma Xiaoling anymore, so he quickly took over the topic and said: "I came down this time because I calculated that the mortal enemy of your Ma family, that is, the zombie king and generals, will set off a catastrophe of annihilation, and your Ma family will definitely have a big war with it in order to keep the right and ward off evil." ”

"General!" When Ma Danna and Ma Xiaoling heard this, their faces changed.

Ma Danna's face sank, and she said in a solemn tone: "I didn't expect the zombie king's generals to appear in the world again so soon, and they really missed that opportunity...... Alas. ”

"Oh yes!" Ma Xiaoling suddenly remembered what the middle-aged man she met in the castle said, and asked suspiciously: "Auntie, I also met a strange person in England...... He had to say that I was the forty-first generation descendant of the Ma family, and there was another ...... in front of me The person who called 'Ma Jingdong' is the 40th generation of the Ma family. Is there really such a person in our Ma family? ”

Madonna said in a deep voice: "Who told you? ”

"A guy named 'Kang Jin-jo', oh, it's still this one...... It's still the 'Grandpa Lin' brothers, although they have known each other for thirty minutes longer than me......" Ma Xiaoling took this opportunity to complain about Lin Ge's commotion in the UK.

After hearing this, Madonna said coldly: "Don't mention this name again in the future." ”

"Why?" Ma Xiaoling was puzzled.

Ma Danna snorted: "Originally, the mission of the Ma family could have ended a long time ago, who knew that there was a rebellion...... Forget it, it's useless to talk about this matter, don't mention this name in front of me in the future. ”

"Auntie, why do you lose your temper when you mention Ma Ding?"

Ma Danna said: "In a word, if you mention the name Tinkle Bell in the future, don't call me aunt again." In the past few days, you have obediently followed Lin Daochang, and you are not allowed to run around, I will come over as soon as possible. ”

Ma Xiaoling was surprised: "Huh? Auntie, you want to come here in person? There's no need to make a long trip...... He just said that the generals are going to appear, but now there is no sign at all, why bother with it. ”

"I don't worry about you." Madonna said.

Ma Xiaoling said again: "What's not to worry about, isn't Uncle Qiu also on Hong Kong Island?" Besides, isn't there still 'Lin, Ye, Ye' here, he has personally gone down to earth, and he can't let me have an accident and make him lose face, right, right, right, Grandpa Lin? ”

Lin Ge: ......

"No, I'd better come over and watch you feel more relieved. Besides, we've recently developed some new gadgets, so I'll bring them to you by the way. Madonna said.

Ma Xiaoling said: "Do you want money?" Don't ask for money. ”

Lin Ge: ......

"Against zombie things, when did I take your money?" Madonna said angrily.

Ma Xiaoling complained: "But since I started my career, I have encountered few zombies, but I have encountered a lot of resentful ghosts and ghosts......"

"That's not because as soon as you get the money, you run to buy clothes and bags, I don't help you save the money, where will you get the dowry in the future?" Madonna airway.

Ma Xiaoling rolled her eyes: "I can't shed tears for a man, and I can't fall in love, can I still use such a thing as 'dowry' in my life?" ”

"Huh! Don't talk nonsense, Zu Xun only said that the women of the Ma family can't shed tears for men and can't fall in love, but he didn't say that they can't get married. Besides, how easy is it to skip the tedious process and go straight to the ending? Madonna asked.

Ma Xiaoling retorted: "Then why didn't you get married and have children in the first place? ”

"Hmph, I have been to the Tao all my life, and I have taken it as my responsibility to eliminate demons and defend the Dao, besides, the succession of the Ma family has always been in charge of men, like you...... Cough. Anyway, in your generation, as long as you don't cry for men, no one cares about you to be a sea girl. Madonna stopped in time, obviously talking about something that could not be mentioned.

"Really?"

"Fake."

“……”

When Ma Danna asked Lin Ge about the details of the "catastrophe", Lin Ge took out the usual tricks of fortune tellers, saying everything ambiguously, and combined with the plots of "Zombie 2" and "Zombie 3", she mentioned some settings related to the Ma family, and Ma Danna couldn't believe it.

With Ma Danna helping to "suppress" Ma Xiaoling and tying her to her side, at least Ma Xiaoling's safety can be guaranteed and the branch line to prevent Ma Xiaoling from becoming a zombie can be completed.

The three chatted for a while, but Ma Xiaoling finally failed to stop Ma Danna's determination to go in person, and after hanging up the video, she suddenly fell to the sofa in frustration.

"Ugh."

"I wouldn't have contacted my aunt if I had known."

Lin Ge walked to the sofa opposite Ma Xiaoling and sat down, and teased: "I didn't expect you to be such a big person, and you are still afraid of 'parents'?" ”

"Hmph, haven't you seen my aunt fierce." Ma Xiaoling buried her head in the sofa and said angrily.

"I haven't seen it."

At this time, the doorbell rang "Ding Dong, Ding Dong" at the door.

Lin Ge was about to open the door, but he heard the sound of the key turning the door lock, and as soon as he got up, the door opened, and a beautiful woman wearing glasses and long black hair opened the door and entered the house, looking at Lin Ge.

The person who came obviously didn't expect that there would be a man in the house, and for a moment, he subconsciously looked at the house number and then looked at the key in his hand.

"Ugh."

"Zhenzhen!" Ma Xiaoling got up excitedly, ran towards the visitor, and hugged her: "Why are you here?" Shouldn't you be in school at this time? ”

Wang Zhenzhen looked at Ma Xiaoling in surprise, then at Lin Ge, and subconsciously said, "I didn't have classes today, so I came back early." When I met Zhengzhong downstairs, I realized that you came back early. This is ......"

"Oh, irrelevant idlers, don't care." Ma Xiaoling said casually.

Lin Ge: ......

"I'll start the recording, and I'll send you to your aunt when I turn around." Lin Ge raised the flip phone in his hand.

Ma Xiaoling snorted: "How old are you, and you still play the game of 'suing parents'?" Besides, can you still record with your broken phone? Do you think it's a tape recorder? ”

"Heh, this is the latest phone Riley sent, do you know there is no recording function?"

"Send? I think it was a liar, dead liar. ”

"You're starting to look disrespectful again, aren't you?"

"The video has hung up, what can you do with me?"

Ma Xiaoling leaned beside Wang Zhenzhen and looked at Lin Ge triumphantly, even if her aunt was coming, it would be a few days or even half a month later.

Watching the two bickering, Wang Zhenzhen also saw the identity of the two "friends", after all, she and Ma Xiaoling are good friends who talk about everything, so they know Ma Xiaoling very well, and there are generally only two kinds of people who can make Ma Xiaoling speak in such a disgusting tone.

One, Kim Jung-chung; Two, the person who offended her just now.

Obviously, Lin Ge is not Kim Jung-jung.

"Hello, I'm Xiaoling's friend, Wang Zhenzhen, it's a pleasure to meet you." Wang Zhenzhen politely stretched out her hand to Lin Ge and said.

Lin Ge stretched out his hand very gentlemanly and shook it, and said with a smile: "Hello, my name is Lin Ge, I am Ma Xiaoling's grandfather, I am very happy to meet you." ”

"Master, master?" The corners of Wang Zhenzhen's eyes jumped, and she didn't know how to answer for a while.

Ma Xiaoling took Wang Zhenzhen's hand and walked to the living room, and said as she walked: "Don't pay attention to him, he is my aunt's friend, don't look at him young, he is actually an old monster." Maybe the secret of his eternal youth is to eat a little girl like you to beautify his beauty, so you must stay away from him. ”

Wang Zhenzhen: ......

"Zhenzhen, I went to the UK this time to bring cosmetics and ...... bags" Ma Xiaoling opened her suitcase and took out the loot she had finally deliberately purchased from the duty-free shop one by one: "Come, pick whatever you want, and pay this month's rent...... Oh no, I've got money, I don't have to pay the rent. Pick up, that's my gift to you! ”

Wang Zhenzhen leaned into Ma Xiaoling's ear and asked in a low voice, "Is he really your aunt's friend?" Really so young? Or did you join forces to tease me? ”

"Oh, cultivators, it's normal to look younger." Ma Xiaoling said while introducing the latest skin care products she bought to Wang Zhenzhen.

Wang Zhenzhen subconsciously said: "If you can have a permanent face like him, then what skin care products do we women use." ”

The speaker is unintentional, the listener is intentional, Wang Zhenzhen just said it casually, Ma Xiaoling's eyes lit up, and suddenly opened up new ideas.

"Grandpa Lin."

"Tell me about your secret to staying young?" Ma Xiaoling came to Lin Ge's side, pulled him to the sofa and sat down, poured a cup of tea and handed it over.

"It's very simple, don't shop, don't wear makeup, abandon worldly desires, devote yourself to the Tao, cultivate for thirty or fifty years, and it will almost have an effect." Lin Ge said very seriously.

Ma Xiaoling was dissatisfied: "Hey, you're talking nonsense, right?" Starting with these two conditions, it is clearly set for me, is it interesting? ”

"You see that?" Lin Ge raised his eyebrows.

Ma Xiaoling snorted: "Don't talk about pulling down." ”

Wang Zhenzhen laughed directly when she saw this, she rarely saw someone who could make Xiao Ling angry like this, and immediately proposed: "Lin ...... Sir, are you a cultivator? ”

"Yes. Conquering demons and eliminating demons, catching ghosts and looking at feng shui, I know a little bit, if Miss Wang needs help, just ask. Lin Ge said.

"Hmph, it's better to look for me than to look for him. Zhenzhen, or I will give you a membership card of my company, look at the marriage and feng shui, all three folds. Ma Xiaoling snorted.

Wang Zhenzhen was puzzled: "No, no need." I shouldn't need it. ”

"Our own people, cheap." Ma Xiaoling hugged Wang Zhenzhen and said affectionately.

"Ah, speaking of Feng Shui. Uncle Gu has been talking about 'bad luck' every day for the past two days, saying that nothing is going well, and that you will come back and ask you to see Feng Shui...... When you came back, didn't you see Uncle Gu? Wang Zhenzhen asked.

Uncle Gu is the doorman of Jiajia Building, he has worked here for decades, and he is very familiar with the residents of Jiajia Building.

"Nope. Since Uncle Gu wants to see Feng Shui, let's take a look at it for him and go. Ma Xiaoling said, picking up Wang Zhenzhen and getting up.

Lin Ge knew that this should be the fat man in Bruce Lee's clothes in Jiajia Mansion, and he had more important things to do than this insignificant branch.

"I'm not going, you can go." Lin Ge said, got up and looked around: "By the way, which room is mine?" ”

Ma Xiaoling looked at Lin Ge in surprise: "You still want to live here?" ”

"You forgot that your aunt asked you to follow me? Besides, I gave you all my money and belongings, I don't live here, do I live on the street? Lin Ge said as a matter of course.

Wang Zhenzhen was even more surprised than Ma Xiaoling, looked at Lin Ge with an expression that was almost frightened, and then looked at Ma Xiaoling, how did she feel...... Got a story?

"I don't care if you can't sleep on the street......"

Before Ma Xiaoling finished speaking, Lin Ge stretched his waist and got up, and walked to the black suitcase next to the computer desk: "Alas, then I can only take back the gift and go to live in the presidential suite." ”

Ma Xiaoling rushed to the computer desk with a "whoosh", picked up the black suitcase and ran to the master bedroom, leaving only an afterimage and voice: "The bedroom on the right side of the kitchen, you are not allowed to walk around the house in pajamas after 10 o'clock, let alone near my bedroom, and you are not allowed to eat supper after 12 o'clock." ”

"You don't care about supper?" Lin Ge was shocked.

Wang Zhenzhen smiled: "Because then she can't help it." ”

"Zhenzhen!"

In the master bedroom, Ma Xiaoling's roar was heard.

……

Ma Xiaoling and Wang Zhenzhen went downstairs to find Uncle Gu, and Lin Ge came to the second bedroom with his luggage, the room was very clean, but it didn't feel like someone had lived there.

"Hey, I can't see that you are very generous, 500,000 pounds said to give it away." At this time, Huang Ni's teasing voice came from the imprint on the back of his right hand.

Lin Ge took out the contents of his luggage and said, "There are only 100,000 in the box. Anyway, when I took the money last night, you didn't see it? ”

"Oh, I was dragged by my sister to practice."

"Huh. Didn't you say that such a trivial matter as good cultivation would be handed over to her? Why are you dragging your cultivation again? Lin Ge asked puzzled.

Huang Ni said: "She said that you will die all day long, even if you have her protection, it is best to have the foundation of 'soul transfer', so she forced me to cultivate." ”

"What do you mean to die all day long, can your sister's mouth speak?"

"Haha, it's good that she's cultivating now, otherwise she would definitely poke your hand...... Other people's generals are one of the big bosses of this play, where did you have the courage to run away and fool others? Huang Ni smiled.

Lin Ge moved his body and said, "Since you all know that the other party is the big boss of this show, then you don't wonder why he was really 'fooled' in two or three sentences?" ”

Huang Shang and Lin Ge didn't communicate much, but Huang Ni was different, she understood that Lin Ge would never do meaningless things, so when the generals appeared, Huang Shang suggested that Huang Ni let Lin Ge leave this dangerous person quickly, Huang Ni still chose to believe Lin Ge and acquiesced in his "sao operation".

In fact, why Lin Ge did this, Huang Ni also guessed something.

"In my opinion, you are doing this as nothing more than a 'temptation'...... It's not just a test of the generals, it's also a test of 'fate', right? It's just that...... I don't understand why you're sure that 'fate' will help you. Huang Ni asked.

I wish you all a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

(End of chapter)