"Xiaoling! How can you talk nonsense! When did I meet a handsome guy with the last name? Wang Zhenzhen pulled Ma Xiaoling aside, and complained while launching a small fist punch to beat your chest.

Ma Xiaoling looked embarrassed, she always felt that Lin Ge was cheating on her, but it didn't make any sense for the other party to do this, a person can't be bored to this point, right?

"Uh...... This. ”

Ma Xiaoling didn't know what to do for a while, but then she heard Lin Ge say: "The last time I talked to Xiaoling about looking at faces and calculating marriage, she mentioned that she was also the best friend for herself. She may be so preoccupied with your affairs that she keeps it in mind all the time, causing her to even dream about it. As you know, Xiaoling has the habit of talking in her sleep when she sleeps. ”

"That's right, that's it!" Ma Xiaoling hurriedly agreed, I have to say that Lin Ge's remarks can not only save her image, but also bring her and Zhenzhen closer, which can be described as a multi-win.

Wang Zhenzhen nodded, obviously accepting this statement, but felt that something was wrong, and subconsciously asked, "Xiaoling sleeps and talks in her sleep...... How do you know? ”

"Oh, she sat next to me on the plane." Lin Ge replied calmly.

Wang Zhenzhen's eyes swept over Lin Ge and Ma Xiaoling, she always felt that things were not so simple, and just as she was about to say something, Ma Xiaoling stepped forward and grabbed her arm and walked towards the dining table: "Let's go back and talk about this slowly, let's eat quickly, I didn't eat much on the plane, and I tossed it for so long when I came back." Auntie, come on, come on. ”

"Mr. Lin, please take a seat, you're welcome." The queen mother beckoned Lin Ge to sit down, and under Ma Xiaoling's forced reversal of the topic, they talked about this trip to the UK.

Lin Ge only listened to it at first, but as Ma Xiaoling and the three of them talked about the gossip of the residents of Jiajia Building, he tried to ask some questions about neighborhood relations.

It seems to be preparing for harmony with the neighbors in the future, but in fact, he wants to find out what is the difference between the residents of Jiajia Building and the play.

In "Zombie Dao Chang", due to the demon baby incident, Zhang's mother will never be reborn, so regardless of whether this "Zombie Comprehensive World" contains a plot of 1, there is no "reincarnated" Ping Ma from beginning to end, and there is no "Hungry Shura Incident" in Jiajia Building.

The rest of the households, except for the absence of "God of Heaven", are basically the same as the configuration in the play.

After learning that Lin Ge would live in Ma Xiaoling's house for a period of time, the queen mother enthusiastically said that she would let Lin Ge often come to visit with Ma Xiaoling. On weekdays, just her and Wang Zhenzhen, they can't finish a table of meals, and two more people will have two more pairs of chopsticks.

After eating at Wang Zhenzhen's house, Lin Ge and Ma Xiaoling returned upstairs, and as soon as they got out of the elevator, they saw an old man in a gray suit with half-white hair guarding the door of Ma Xiaoling's house.

Ma Xiaoling saw the person coming clearly, and suddenly felt a little surprised: "Uncle Qiu? What are you doing here? ”

Uncle Qiu, whose full name is He Yingqiu, is Mao Xiaofang's last apprentice. It's just that Mao Xiaofang was already seriously ill when he received He Yingqiu, so He Yingqiu's ability was not so much taught by Mao Xiaofang, but by the two "senior brothers" Xiaohai and A Chu.

In the play, not long after Mao Xiaofang died of illness, Xiaohai and A Chu also passed away one after another, and Mao Xiaofang's lineage was only left with He Yingqiu, a successor.

But now this world is different, Mao Xiaofang has one more junior brother, and he has one more senior uncle when he asks for it. Moreover, because Lin Ge's ability in "Zombie Dao Chief" completely conquered Xiao Hai and Ah Chu, the two "senior brothers" who asked for it told the heroic deeds of their uncle in front of him every once in a while.

As a result, although He Yingqiu had never seen Lin Ge, Lin Ge was already the same height as his master Mao Xiaofang in his mind. Therefore, after receiving a call from Ma Danna, saying that his uncle had "gone down to earth" again, he was first shocked, then ecstatic, and then rushed to Ma Xiaoling's house non-stop to meet this fairy uncle.

The moment Lin Ge walked out of the elevator, He Yingqiu immediately compared Lin Ge's appearance with the portrait of his uncle at home......

Casual wear, travel bags, and that handsome face...... It's Uncle Shi, that's right!

"Uncle Shi!" He Yingqiu called excitedly, and knelt in front of Lin Ge with a "bang", so frightened that Ma Xiaoling jumped to the side, and looked at He Yingqiu in horror.

[Affected by the charm value, the favorability of the plot characters "What should be asked" has increased rapidly. 】

Lin Ge: ???

This is the first time we met, and the favorability began to soar "rapidly"?

"Uncle Qiu, are you evil?" Ma Xiaoling asked tentatively.

Lin Ge naturally recognized Uncle Qiu at a glance, and was thinking about how to set up a relationship with this future Jizo agent, when he was a little confused by the other party's shout of "Uncle Shi".

When watching the TV series, he thought that He Yingqiu was just Mao Xiaofang's descendant, and he should be Xiaohai Achu's apprentice, or even the apprentice's apprentice, but he didn't think that He Yingqiu was directly Mao Xiaofang's apprentice.

Lin Ge estimated that He Yingqiu's age was about sixty or seventy years old, so it was estimated that he should be only a few years old when he started.

"Hurry up. I'm a casual person, so I don't need to talk about these etiquette. Lin Ge stepped forward, supported He Yingqiu with both hands, and helped him up.

He Yingqiu said excitedly: "Uncle Shi, I didn't expect that I would be able to meet your old man in my lifetime, which fulfilled my lifelong dream." ”

Ma Xiaoling said faintly on the side: "Is it so exaggerated......

He Yingqiu turned his head and glared at Ma Xiaoling, and reprimanded: "What do you know, back then, Uncle Shi fought alone against evil warlocks, evil dragons, and great demon gods and blood demons to save the world, his old man's ability, is it your little girl......"

"Ask for ...... Uh, yes, the hero doesn't mention the courage of the year, and the past doesn't need to be mentioned. What's more, that battle was not my own strength, there were also your master and Ma Danna present at that time, and the three of us fought the Great Demon God in a bloody battle, and in the end it was a tragic victory. Lin Ge corrected.

"Uncle Shi actually knows about me?" He Yingqiu heard Lin Ge call out his name, and was suddenly a little surprised and surprised.

After all, according to the timeline, he was Mao Xiaofang's apprentice after Lin Ge "went to heaven", Lin Ge should have never heard of it, and he didn't know about his existence.

"Ahem. You are an official disciple of the senior brother, and you have worshiped the ancestor, so it will naturally be recorded on it. Do more good deeds, accumulate more merits, and you will have a place above in the future. Lin Ge said.

"Yes, the disciple will definitely work hard to cultivate merits, and he will definitely not disappoint Master and Uncle." He Yingqiu said, and was about to bow down, but Lin Ge hurriedly supported him.

"It's all said, in the future, these courtesies will be exempted."

Ma Xiaoling on the side looked at the two of them who had a deep relationship between master and apprentice, and the expression on her face became extremely strange. After all, she was sent to He Yingqiu's side by Ma Danna more than ten years ago, and received He Yingqiu's magic guidance with the heirs of the Mao family, and He Yingqiu can be regarded as half of her master.

If He Yingqiu is half of her master, then what is Lin Ge? Half of her uncle?

Ma Xiaoling: ...... Suddenly I felt that shouting "grandpa" was not unacceptable.

"Or ...... Let's go in and talk? Ma Xiaoling took out the key and opened the door, she really couldn't bear to drop her rank again and again.

The three of them entered the house, and as soon as Lin Ge sat down, He Yingqiu immediately went to bring the teapot, poured tea for Lin Ge, and then stood aside.

Lin Ge: ......

"Sit down, talk to me about your situation, after all, I know a name...... When did Senior Brother accept you to get started? Lin Ge asked about Mao Xiaofang and Fu Xitang.

After He Yingqiu's narration, Lin Ge learned that he had left the world of "Zombie Daochang" for a few years, and Mao Xiaofang accepted He Yingqiu's brother as an apprentice, but less than a year later, he went out to hunt ghosts, contracted a curse, suffered from a serious illness, and was bedridden all year round.

Fortunately, after Lin Ge's "training", Mao Xiaofang's two apprentices, Xiaohai and A Chu, have grown a lot, not only shouldering the burden of Fuxitang, but also teaching an "apprentice" who should ask for such "interest".

In fact, He Yingqiu's younger brother "He Youqiu" is talented, a genius in Taoist cultivation, and Mao Xiaofang's most optimistic apprentice.

It's a pity that he got a strange book, and he went crazy by mistake, and finally ended up missing, and Mao Xiaofang's condition worsened and he died.

Lin Ge didn't expect that there would be such a relationship between Mao Xiaofang and He Yingqiu and He Youqiu. It is only mentioned in the play that He Yingqiu is the successor of Mao Xiaofang, but whether he is an apprentice or an apprentice is not clearly explained.

In addition, there are very few background descriptions of He Yingqiu's younger brother He Youqiu in "Zombie 3", and most of them can only be guessed and inferred by the audience.

And the "strange book" in He Youqiu's hand is the embodiment of the fate of the Book of Heaven - "The Book of the Emperor's Classics", the so-called "going crazy", presumably under the influence of fate, step by step became a pawn of fate, until the second half of the stalemate plot was completely occupied by fate.

He Yingqiu spoke for a whole afternoon, in addition to Lin Ge, the audience also listened to Ma Xiaoling with relish, she really didn't expect that Lin Ge had such a "status" in the Mao family, so that He Yingqiu could relay the admiration of the two senior brothers for Lin Ge, and he would show a look like talking about a master in the world.

"Uncle Shi, why don't you move to my place, my three-story building, the first floor is the 'ghost clinic' I opened, the second and third floors are empty, you can live wherever you want. Occasionally, I would go on a business trip to Dana's research institute, and I was basically not at home, so you were comfortable to live alone, and I could take care of your daily life while I was there. He Yingqiu proposed.

Lin Ge: ...... Don't say it, I seem to be seventy or eighty, can't I take care of myself?

"No, it's good for me to live here, and I've paid all the rent, so it's not cost-effective to live more." Lin Ge was not interested in He Yingqiu's ghost clinic at all, maybe he would have to help when he went, how could he be at ease here.

When He Yingqiu heard this, he immediately looked at Ma Xiaoling with anger on his face: "Xiaoling! You even dare to collect your uncle's rent? Uncle Shi is blessed to live here, don't quit quickly! ”

"Hey, I can't live in love, who is rare." Ma Xiaoling wrinkled her nose, got up and ran directly back to the bedroom, closing the door.

Refund?

Dream on!

"Xiaoling!" He Ying said angrily.

Lin Ge hurriedly stopped it, and said that the "rent" was a meeting gift for juniors, and then said: "Speaking of which, you see this is the first time you met, you came suddenly, and I didn't prepare a meeting gift." Some gadgets, you're doing it yourself. ”

"No, no, it's because the disciple wants to meet his uncle urgently, so he came empty-handed......" He Yingqiu realized that he had come to meet the elders, but he didn't buy any gifts.

Lin Ge obviously didn't take this matter to heart, but was still thinking about sending something to He Yingqiu: "Oh yes, didn't you open a ghost clinic?" I snatched these two books from a ghost, the guy has been studying "Soul Melting Technique" and "Corpse Control Technique" for hundreds of years, I studied it, and it is still a little interesting, can you see if you can use it? ”

As he spoke, Lin Ge gave He Yingsu the two cheats of "Soul Melting Technique" and "Corpse Control Technique" that he had obtained from the ghost cha, and he had roughly studied these two books during his thirty-day break.

Due to his status as a reincarnator, he can choose to use the two books directly as skill books, but the skill level is fixed.

In addition, they are all Taoist spells, and it is not difficult to learn, Lin Ge studied them as "proficient", but most of the time was spent on the "spiritual cultivation method" and the "true scripture", and the two spells were only learned "introductory", so he didn't study them anymore.

"Uncle Shi, this ......"

"If you take it, you take it, so much nonsense. Your two senior brothers, especially Ah Chu, can't wait to get a few pieces of equipment from me. ”

He Yingqiu took the book excitedly, his hands were a little shaky, and he hurriedly thanked him: "Uncle Xie." ”

"Do you think you can use it? I don't need anything else here. Lin Ge asked.

[Affected by the charm value, the favorability of the plot characters "What should be asked" has increased rapidly. 】

He Yingqiu naturally knew that what Lin Ge gave was by no means ordinary, so he flipped through the book "Soul Melting Technique" casually, and suddenly felt extremely mysterious.

is worthy of being an uncle, who dares to snatch the baby from the hands of the ghost.

"Oh yes, these two things conflict with my token effect, and it's useless to keep them, so take them all." Saying that, Lin Ge gave He Yingsu the "Demon Exorcism Order" and the "Demon Suppression Banner" together.

"Uncle Shi, how embarrassing is this......" He Yingqiu said as he reached out to pick up something.

Lin Ge: ......

It's not that He Yingqiu is not reserved, it's that the things Lin Ge gave are too precious, and even He Yingqiu, an expert in making magic weapons, is not exempt from vulgarity.

[Affected by the charm value, the favorability of the plot character "He Yingqiu" has increased rapidly, and the favorability has been full, and the hidden plot of the two brothers "He Yingqiu" and "He Youqiu" has opened. 】

Lin Ge just considered that He Yingqiu was Mao Xiaofang's heir, and the other party respected him so much, it was not a big deal to send some equipment that he didn't need.

But I don't want to, I actually triggered the hidden plot?

"Uncle Xie!"

He Yingqiu looked at the two ghost magic weapons in his hand, and was so excited that he bowed directly to Lin Ge, Lin Ge patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Senior nephew, you will soar into the sky in the future, but don't forget your uncle." ”

He Ying begged to listen, and hurriedly expressed his loyalty, saying that even if he was given a hundred guts, he would not dare to forget his uncle, and he was almost about to swear blood, but was stopped by Lin Ge.

Just then, a scream suddenly came from the room.

"Ahh

"Ah!!h

"Lin Ge! You son of a bitch! You cheat me out of my money! Ma Xiaoling was originally lying on the bed beautifully, ready to count the money to play, but when she opened the cash box that Lin Ge gave her, she suddenly found that the amount of money in it was wrong.

I used to stuff a full box, but now it's less than a fifth.

Obviously, Lin Ge did not give her all the money in the cash box, but transferred a large part of it. Although even 100,000 pounds is not a lot, this "gap" will inevitably affect the mood.

But after shouting this, Ma Xiaoling regretted it.

Sure enough, a second later, I heard the roar of a certain "nephew" outside: "Ma Xiaoling! Wings are stiff, aren't they? No big, no small, no respect, come out and kneel for me! ”

He should beg this is really angry.

Lin Ge saw that He Yingqiu was angry, and hurriedly persuaded: "When I met Xiaoling, she didn't know my identity, and she took care of me in the UK. She treats me as a friend, and young people nowadays don't have to pay much attention to it. Let's talk about each other, you call me uncle, you are half of her master, and I talk to her about friends......"

“……”

Lin Ge said a lot of things, and finally persuaded He Yingqiu to come down.

But although He Yingqiu was persuaded by Lin Ge, he finally stood outside Ma Xiaoling's bedroom door and reprimanded him for half an hour before leaving with a dry mouth.

He Ying returned to the sofa and sat down, and poured half a pot of tea before calming the anger in his heart.

"Uncle Shi, when I was just reading "Soul Melting Technique", I suddenly thought that I had a lonely soul patient before, because of an accident, he sucked the resentment and evil qi of the red-clothed ghost. The only way I could think of was to separate his soul tainted by the evil spirit, but there was no way to separate the resentment. I don't know what your good plan is, uncle? "Why should you seek enlightenment with an open heart?

Lin Ge: ......

This kind of professional problem is something that your master can't handle, you ask me?

Lin Ge wanted to reply, "Don't ask, ask for physical excess", but recalled that when he learned "Soul Melting Technique", there were some soul-splitting skills in it, so he suggested that He Yingqiu could find the answer from the book first.

He Yingqiu heard this, and immediately flipped through the "Soul Melting Technique", and while reading, he asked Lin Ge some questions about the spells in the book.

Lin Ge's "Soul Melting Technique" is only "entry-level", and it is very easy to answer the question of what to ask at first, but the further it goes, the more tricky the problem becomes.

In less than two hours, He Yingqiu broke through the "entry" to the "foundation", which made Lin Ge extremely surprised, and it can be seen that He Yingqiu's understanding is really not low.

"Tsk, these two brothers of the He family...... He Yingqiu, who has average qualifications, has this kind of understanding, so how terrifying should he be if he is regarded as a genius? ”

"No wonder it's 'fate' to be targeted."

Lin Ge sighed in his heart, just as He Yingqiu raised a new question, this time the question was completely beyond the scope of Lin Ge's knowledge, he had known that there was such a capable nephew, and he would take a few more hours to practice the "Soul Melting Technique" in the reincarnation space.

"Senior nephew, don't be in a hurry with your cultivation secrets, your progress is already very fast, and you are the most qualified disciple I have ever seen. I suggest you take the cheats back and study them slowly, and I'm sure you'll be able to find a solution. Lin Ge said.

He Yingqiu immediately got up and bowed: "What Uncle Shi said is that the disciple is in a hurry, and the disciple must follow Uncle Shi's teachings, step by step, stabilize the foundation, and then seek a breakthrough." It's just that this operation has been bothering the disciple for a long time, and now I have been rewarded with a secret book by my uncle, and after reading it, I suddenly opened my mouth, and I have many ideas in my heart that I want to practice, Uncle Shi, you see ......"

"Walk quickly, if you have an idea, you have to practice it immediately, this kind of understanding is not easy to come by, and it can't be delayed." Lin Ge waved his hand in disgust, wanting to quickly drive He Yingqiu away, if he didn't leave, his "uncle" would not be able to hold it, and he would be exposed.

Lin Ge couldn't help but sigh in his heart, next time he taught his disciples, he must teach himself what he was good at, otherwise he would be embarrassed if he was accidentally asked by his disciples.

Lin Ge decided to teach Lei Fa next time, whether it was palm thunder, chain lightning, or ball lightning, he had a lot of experience after the battle with Shi Jian, which was enough for him to talk for a day.

Originally, He Yingqiu wanted to invite Lin Ge to dinner, and he left after eating, but Lin Ge refused because he had already made an appointment with Xiaoling to go to Zhenzhen's house for dinner, and directly kicked He Yingqiu out of the door and closed the door to thank customers.

"Whew. Finally quiet. I'm old, why are you so verbose. Lin Ge picked up the teacup, took a few sips, and couldn't help but complain.

At this time, Ma Xiaoling stuck out her head from the room: "Right?" I think so too. One uncle, one my aunt, the two of them get together, it's really a combination of two swords, so long-winded that your head will explode! ”

"Then you hurry up and think of a reason to fool your aunt back, otherwise as soon as they meet, you will have to blow up several times a day." Lin Ge teased.

Ma Xiaoling angrily rushed to the opposite side of Lin Ge and sat down, hugged the pillow and complained: "Your big Buddha is here, my aunt is not allowed to come to pay respects." Why don't you think of a way to get her back? ”

"I'm a Taoist, I don't believe in Buddhism." Lin Ge said.

"Hush. That's right! Ma Xiaoling suddenly remembered something, and stretched out her hand to Lin Ge: "Pay back the money, a box is obviously 500,000 yuan, you belong to writing blank checks!" ”

"Who said 500,000, I only have 100,000 in that box, it must be Riley who is cheating, come, I have his phone, you call him and spray him." Lin Ge took out his flip phone and handed it to Ma Xiaoling.

Ma Xiaoling: ......

I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shameless.

"Fight, fight, I'm afraid you won't succeed!" Ma Xiaoling snatched the phone and glanced at the remarks on it with the note "Xiao Zhengzi": "This is Riley?" ”

"You'll know if you call it." Lin Ge said.

Ma Xiaoling glanced at Lin Ge suspiciously, pressed the dial button, and after a few rings, Riley's voice came from the phone.

"Mr. Zhao, what's the matter with looking for me?"

Lin Ge: ...... Qin Shi Huang used a mobile phone, and he really lived for a long time.

"Riley?" Ma Xiaoling asked tentatively, mainly because although it was Riley's voice on the other side, the high-minded tone of voice and the strange self-title made her a little suspicious for a while.

"Miss Ma? It turns out that you are with Mr. Zhao, I don't know if you are looking for me, or Mr. Zhao is looking for me? Riley asked.

Ma Xiaoling coughed lightly to hide her embarrassment, and then said: "Oh, Zhao Dezhu has something to do with you, he said that you cheated him, and there was only 100,000 pounds in the money box given to him." ”

"Oh? Is it? So what is Mr. Zhao going to do? Riley said lightly, and the calm tone made Ma Xiaoling completely unable to see what the other party meant.

400,000 pounds, 4,000,000 Hong Kong dollars.

If you are "wronged", why do you have to defend yourself? If not, then you should hang up the phone awkwardly and refuse directly.

Ma Xiaoling thought for a while and replied, "Oh, he said to let you make it up." ”

"What is the account, I will let the manager transfer it." Riley said lightly, as if he had not remitted hundreds of thousands of pounds, but a few dollars that he had thrown away.

"Really?" Ma Xiaoling looked at Lin Ge with a strange expression, obviously thinking that the two of them were colluding to play tricks on themselves, so she simply reported an account: "Just this account, send it over." ”

"I'll tell the manager to do it later." Riley replied.

Ma Xiaoling: ......

"Miss Ma has anything else?"

"Nope."

Toot –

There was a busy sound of hanging up directly from the opposite side.

"I didn't even say a 'goodbye', I still treated him as a gentleman before." Ma Xiaoling snorted and threw the phone back to Lin Ge: "I want to see how long you can act." I won't play with you, I'm going to paint a beautiful makeup and go shopping with Zhenzhen at night. ”

After speaking, Ma Xiaoling went back to the room.

Lin Ge turned on the TV and found a few films shot by Ma Xiaoling next to the VCR...... Well, a video of her catching ghosts at work.

Some horror scenes are even more terrifying than the special effects in ghost movies.

"Tsk, look, if the Taoist priest doesn't have ghosts and zombies, it's no problem to take a film and mix it into a line, why did my unlucky master become a fried rice master." Lin Ge put his right hand on the back of the sofa, and this complaint was naturally said to a certain otaku girl who likes to follow dramas.

Huang Ni replied with a smile: "You bury your master like this, aren't you afraid that he will reward you with a few heavenly thunders?" Oh yes, you're used to Thunderstrike. ”

Lin Ge: ......

Huang Ni said again: "I have to say, this Ma Xiaoling's ability to catch ghosts is not bad, people, they belong to the kind of people who are cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and have a knife mouth and a tofu heart." If you see that she catches ghosts, she will be fired as innocent citizens, which is much more reliable than you, a disaster star. Please, learn from others. ”

"Wait, something isn't right." Lin Ge stared at the TV, and in the picture, Ma Xiaoling asked the dragon god with a "nine-character mantra" and eliminated a red-clothed ghost who was trapped by her with a formation.

Huang Ni also found a problem, and said in a deep voice: "The lack of power of Ma Xiaoling's dragon god in "Zombie 2" is because of the loss of the dragon ball. Madonna in this world didn't go to Guo Guohua to help deal with the zombies, so she didn't lose the Dragon Ball and was eaten by two cats......"

Lin Ge sighed: "It seems that the cat demon is gone." ”

"The cat demon is gone, maybe it will save some trouble...... I'm just curious, will El Niño be born? If not, I'll see how you open the Pangu Tomb. Huang Ni said.

Lin Ge said: "You said that I should call the generals now, is it too late to surrender?" ”

(End of chapter)