Hanging up the phone, Lin Ge's mood was a little complicated.

Riley's meaning on the phone was simple, he would return home soon. And when he "died", many good things were buried with his figurines.

Among them, there are some treasures of heaven and earth.

Riley wants to cooperate with Lin Ge, go to the tomb to take out these treasures, and then do something big. And the "tomb" of Qin Shi Huang is where everyone knows.

It's just that.

Can this meow be dug up?

Aren't you afraid to dig out a "First Commandment 2"?

Lin Ge couldn't help but think of the classic SMS scam old joke - hello, I am Qin Shi Huang, in fact, I am not dead, I have 100 tons of gold in Xi'an, and I now need 2,000 yuan to unfreeze my gold in Xi'an, you can transfer it to me on WeChat and Alipay. The account number is my mobile number! After turning around, I will directly lead the troops to resurrect tomorrow and let you command the three armies!

……

Okay, now the joke has come true.

Qin Shi Huang not only asked him to command the three armies, but also invited him to dig up the tomb of the Qin Emperor together. It turns out that the phrase "see you for a long time" is not a joke.

If this is not "Deadlock", and the other side of the phone is not "True Qin Shi Huang" Riley, Lin Ge will definitely ridicule when he receives this kind of call.

But obviously, in the face of the real Qin Shi Huang, ridiculing "You are Yingzheng, then I am Lü Buwei" is undoubtedly looking for death.

"It's a big joke." Lin Ge smiled wryly.

Ruan Mengmeng asked curiously, "What's the joke?" ”

Riley's situation can be talked about later, after all, Riley has a big business in the UK, and it will take more than half a month or even longer to pack up and move here.

The most important thing now is "Ruan Mengmeng", although it is not clear why the role of "Tang Benjing" did not disappear with the disappearance of the role of Guohua, but Tang Benjing exists, and Ruan Mengmeng is now participating in the draft of "Miss Bauhinia", so it is likely to be targeted by Tang Benjing.

Tang Benjing is now in contact with Lan Dali and the others in advance, and there is no way to investigate him, if Ruan Mengmeng is sure to participate in the Miss Bauhinia election, this may be a breakthrough.

"It's nothing, scam calls, don't care." As he spoke, Lin Ge took out a palm-sized makeup mirror from his pocket and handed it to Ruan Mengmeng: "This is the lucky makeup mirror made by Xiaoling, if you decide to participate in 'Miss Bauhinia', bring this with you, it can bring you good luck." ”

"Really? This one...... Can you really give it to me? Ruan Mengmeng asked in surprise.

Lin Ge smiled: "Good luck." ”

"Thank you!" Ruan Mengmeng happily took the makeup mirror.

"Then I'll go back first, if there is another problem with the TV, you can just find me." Lin Ge said, got up and walked towards the door.

"I'll send you." Ruan Mengmeng followed.

As soon as the two went out, they met Kim Zhengzhong walking out of the corridor on the other side, and when they saw the two standing together, they were obviously stunned: "You ......"

"Oh, my TV is broken again, Lin Ge helped me fix it. It's hard to see you go out in the afternoon. Ruan Mengmeng said.

Kim Jung-jung replied: "I haven't had much work lately, except for repairing ...... Uh, studying, there's nothing to do, I heard that online dating has been very popular recently, and I want to buy a computer and learn to surf the Internet. ”

As he spoke, Jin Zhengzhong looked at Lin Ge: "...... Cough. What, are you interested? Master said, "If you are interested, let me buy one for you." ”

In front of Ruan Mengmeng, Jin Zhengzhong's sentence "Uncle Shizu" is really unspeakable, especially because he looks more anxious and looks older than Lin Ge, how embarrassing it would be if he called out.

And Ma Xiaoling was stained with the light of Lin Ge, the "God of Wealth", so Jin Zhengzhong also "took care" of the God of Wealth, after all, nominally speaking, Lin Ge is indeed half of Ma Xiaoling's "uncle".

"Then buy me one. Thank you. Lin Ge said.

Jin Zhengzhong nodded and walked towards the elevator: "Then I will buy what I will buy and what I will buy for you, I don't know much about computers, don't blame me if it is not easy to use when the time comes." ”

As he spoke, he also muttered in a low voice: "Master rarely bought me a computer for a rare hemorrhage, and he actually wants to buy one for this guy, why?" ”

Lin Ge ignored Kim Jung-chung's thoughts, said goodbye to Ruan Mengmeng, and told her again that if she really decided to participate in "Miss Bauhinia", she must bring her lucky makeup mirror.

Subsequently, Lin Ge returned to the floor where Ma Xiaoling lived, and at the door, He Yingqiu, who was called by him with a text message, was already waiting outside the door.

"Uncle Shi, do you have something to do with me?" Seeing Lin Ge walking out of the elevator, He Yingqiu hurriedly greeted him.

Lin Ge kindly put his arm around He Yingqiu's shoulder, and said while opening the door: "I have recently encountered a bottleneck in the cultivation of spells, I heard Xiaoling say that you have a lot of research on spells, let's discuss it." ”

He Yingqiu was flattered when he heard this, and was "fooled" into the house by Lin Ge, helping him draw talismans while telling him about the problem of spells.

Lin Ge had fought with Mao Xiaofang before, and he had known about the spells of "Qiankun Borrowing Method" and "Soul Chasing" before, but he just changed his name here in Mao Xiaofang.

It's all from Maoshan spells, just the difference in the details of the seal and the spell, for him, it's easy to understand.

However, the impact of the "nightmare effect" was much more "strict" than Lin Ge imagined, and in the process of modifying the seal and spell in combination with He Yingqiu's narration, the effect of "being targeted by fate" increased by "10%".

However, not all spells can be matched, such as ...... Rayfa.

"Rayfa...... This, Uncle Shi, you think too highly of me, how can I have a spell of this level. He Yingqiu listened to Lin Ge's question, and immediately said with a bitter face.

"Heavenly Master Suppression Talisman, Soul Chaser Talisman, Manifestation Talisman...... You can draw these symbols, right? Draw and see. Oh yes, idleness is idleness, draw all the charms you know. "Lei Fa couldn't do it, and Lin Ge asked He Ying to draw a talisman.

What should I ask for: ......

In this way, He Yingqiu "reviewed" the spells for a whole afternoon, drawing dozens of charms, until Ma Xiaoling came back from outside with a large bag of things.

"Uncle Qiu? What are you doing here? Ma Xiaoling threw things on the sofa and asked curiously.

He Yingqiu immediately looked at Ma Xiaoling with a straight face, and snorted: "I ran out to play again, how old is it, I still don't care." Come here, sit down, it's been a long time since you've checked your homework...... Now you take the exorcism talisman to the Heavenly Master's evil charm and draw it all over again, and you have to complete it. ”

"Huh?" Ma Xiaoling was stunned for a moment, obviously not understanding what the purpose of what he should ask for.

Lin Ge almost didn't hold back his laughter on the side, he really didn't expect that Uncle Qiu, who had always been strict and serious, like a learning director, would have such a side.

Ma Xiaoling was inexplicably dragged to draw talismans, and after drawing a few pictures, she looked at He Yingqiu and couldn't help asking: "Uncle Qiu, should this guy let you draw, you just let me draw?" ”

He Yingqiu slapped Ma Xiaoling on the top of the head, and scolded angrily: "What 'this guy', 'that guy', no big or small, can't Uncle Shi call it?" ”

Ma Xiaoling turned her head and glared at Lin Ge, as if to say, "It's all your fault, this guy is to blame, and I'm being scolded again."

Lin Ge pretended not to see it, and walked to the side with a teacup, when there was a knock on the door, and when he opened the door, Jin Zhengzhong was standing at the door with a large cardboard box, and saw that it was Lin Ge who opened the door, and stuffed the box into his arms.

Lin Ge hugged the box, feeling quite heavy, Jin Zhengzhong panted and said, "The computer was bought back for you, and the salesman said that this is the latest model...... Also help you install what kind of software to love to pick.,Anyway, there's a lot of things.,The manuals are in it.,How to surf the Internet, you can study it yourself...... Hey? Master? Ask for uncle? You're all here, huh? ”

Jin Zhengzhong ignored Lin Ge at the door, jumped into the room, ran to Ma Xiaoling and He Yingqiu, and was about to ask Ma Xiaoling why she was drawing, when she heard Ma Xiaoling say: "Zhengzhong, I haven't checked your homework for a long time...... Now you take the exorcism talisman to the Heavenly Master's evil charm and draw it all over again, and you have to complete it. ”

Kim Jung-jung: ???

Before he could speak, Ma Xiaoling had already stuffed the pen into his hand, pressed him to sit on the sofa, and then hurriedly fled back to the bedroom with a large bag of things.

Kim Zhengzhong shouted in the direction of the bedroom with a confused face: "Master, I can only draw exorcism talismans, and ...... When did you teach me such a thing as the 'Heavenly Master Suppression Charm'! ”

He Yingqiu slapped Jin Zhengzhong on the head and scolded: "How long have you been studying with your master?" Until now, you can only draw exorcist charms? Take it, draw it for me according to these few charms, when will you learn it, when will you go to dinner! ”

"Oh." Kim Jong-jung said aggrievedly.

In this way, he drew a full two hours of talismans before he mixed a bowl of instant noodles to eat, and after eating "dinner", he returned to his house with his sore hands.

“…… Inexplicably, it's really idle to suddenly do some kind of charm check. Forget it, let's take a look at my 'new toy'. Kim Jong-jung couldn't wait to install the computer in the manual, and then began to study how to connect the computer to the Internet.

"Once you're connected to the internet, install the app properly, fill in your personal information, upload it to the internet, and wait patiently, netizens from all over the world will contact you and talk about everything...... Is it really that great? I have to try it......" Kim Jung-jung sat in front of the computer with the manual, looking excited.

After tossing and turning until the middle of the night, he finally successfully connected the computer to the Internet, then opened the dating software and began to fill in his information.

"Name, Kim Jung-jung......"

"No, will it be a loss to use your real name? Anyway, everyone is bragging, and they want to take a powerful name...... Let me think. ”

"Jin Wei Long!"

"What is better to fill in the occupation...... Pregnant! ”

"Fitness coach, 1.8 meters tall, handsome than Bixian, stronger than Lang Nadu...... If you are not a beauty, please do not harass! Hahaha, awesome, awesome! ”

Kim Jung-jung stared at the monitor with a foolish smile on his face, obviously already fantasizing about his tall and mighty self, attracting many beautiful women to take the initiative and chat.

"Come on, come if you are not afraid of death, Chinese, British, American, French, Japanese, beauties from all over the world, I Jin Weilong is waiting for you here!"

Thirty minutes later.

Kim Zhengzhong stared at the screen where the message was still "0", and said with a solemn face: "Could it be that the blow is not big enough?" Do you want to increase the circumference and increase the height by half a foot? Write down the annual salary of five million again? ”

"Is there a mistake?"

"Not even a ghost in the middle of the night?"

Kim Zhengzhong angrily smashed the mouse, and at this time, there was a "knock on the door" in the computer, and then a message popped up.

"Are you lonely? Come to my page, I'm waiting for you. ”

"Huh?" Kim Zhengzhong suddenly became interested: "It's tempting, I'll take a look at the information first." Sakura country girl, Sadako Fujiwara. ”

"Japanese girls are more reliable, they know that they will be tricked, and they won't die if they go in and play, it's you...... Here, let me see what your web page looks like. ”

Kim moved his mouse and clicked into a personal webpage named "Sadako Fujiwara".

At this time, the screen changes to a pink background, and a large peach heart appears in the center of the screen, next to a cartoon girl character.

Then, the screen will appear in the language of each country to choose from.

"Wow, there are languages in various countries, so serious, very sincere!" Kim Jeong selects Cantonese and goes to the website.

A line of words pops up on the screen –

"Welcome, you are the 2929th person to enter this page, if you want to see my photo, please click 'Continue' and complete the game."

"Why bother to be so appetizing, what the hell are you doing?"

Kim Jung-jung clicked "Continue", and the screen changed again, turning into a guessing game of "rock, scissors, paper".

"Rock-paper-scissors? You said earlier, I'm the best at this game! Kim Zhengzhong excitedly rolled up his sleeves and clicked the mouse: "Come on, come on, one, two, three, scissors!" Hahaha, photos! Photo! ”

The picture suddenly changed, and a pair of women's eyes appeared on the screen.

Jin Zhengzhong was stunned for a moment and complained: "Is there any mistake, just a pair of eyes...... What can you see here, hey, can you be a little ......?"

I saw that he didn't finish his words, and those eyes seemed to have some kind of magic power, so that he couldn't help but look at them, and then, Kim Zhengzhong suddenly felt a headache, and hugged his head and howled: "Ahh ”

Two or three seconds later, Kim Jong-jung's eyes went black and he fell headlong on the keyboard.

At this time, the eyes on the screen disappeared, and under the number "2929", a mark of "day1" appeared.

At the same time, upstairs, at Ma Xiaoling's house, Lin Ge was sitting in front of the computer, filling in the information according to the instructions on the manual.

"Wow, is this the first oicq? It feels so high-end, and you can directly add netizens around the world to chat. How's that, are you interested in going fishing for a kaiko? Lin Ge teased.

Huang Ni replied: "I'm not interested, my evaluation is that it's better to chase dramas." However, I didn't expect the plot to progress so quickly, and before Jing Domoto could solve it, it was the plot of 'Sadako'. In other words, don't you care about your apprentice Kim Jung-jung? According to the plot, he should have been marked by Sadako by now, right? ”

Lin Ge said: "When he left, I put a soul chasing talisman on him, and now ...... I was pumped some yang energy, and I just fainted. Since the other party likes yang, it's ...... simple"

"Zhao Dezhu, the age of the strong-blooded, hobby of self-cultivation, exercise, Hong Kong Island Marathon champion, Mr. Bodybuilder."

Lin Ge filled in the information for a while, and the more he filled it in, the more outrageous it became, and Huang Ni couldn't help laughing when he saw this: "You just write Schwarzenegger." ”

"Makes sense."

Lin Ge also noted in the remarks that "Schwarzenegger can only bow to the wind than his figure", and he was nicknamed "strong as a tiger, fierce as a dragon, and an electric motor Xiaolangjun".

After waiting for a few minutes, the message column in the screen still shows "0".

Huang Ni smiled: "Miscalculated, right?" ”

"I have no choice but to take the initiative." Lin Ge tried to select the nationality to Sakura Country in the search bar, and searched for the name with the word "Sadako".

After a while, hundreds of "Sadako" were found.

"Is this name so common?" Lin Ge clicked on them one by one, and browsed all the way to the interface of "Fujiwara Sadako".

As soon as I opened the information column of "Fujiwara Sadako", a message popped up-

"Are you lonely? Come to my page, I'm waiting for you. ”

Lin Ge smiled: "Look, isn't this coming." ”

Click into the web page, the picture in the screen becomes a pink background, Lin Ge directly selects Chinese, and a number of "2937" appears on the screen.

"Welcome, you are the 2937th person who entered this page, if you want to see my photo, please press 'Continue' and complete the game."

Lin Ge clicked "Start Game", and a selection box appeared on the screen.

"Guess the boxing, how boring it is......" Lin Ge said, typing a line of words in the information bar below: "Hey, since it's a girl from the cherry blossom country, why don't you come and play wild ball boxing?" ”

Huang Ni saw the message sent by Lin Ge and asked curiously: "What kind of boxing method is Wild Ball Boxing?" ”

Lin Ge smiled: "A very happy boxing technique, do you want to learn it?" ”

(End of chapter)